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Mechanics
Printable
15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Over-Appeased Kid
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Complain 3 (Tap three other untapped creatures you control: Over-Appeased Kid deals damage equal to it's power to each of up to three targets)
Whenever Over-Appeased Kid's complaints resolve, it deals 3 damage to an opponent for each non-digesting Happy-Meal you control
3/3
Twelve Meal
{10}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twelve 1/1 Chicken McNugget creature tokens onto the battlefield tapped
Cute Guppie
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Attractive (Cute Guppie can only be blocked by white or blue creatures)
1/1
Ronald McDonald
{2}{b}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Clown
When Ronald McDonald enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, create four nonbacon Big-Macs creature tokens tapped and digesting
4/4
Chewed Gum Sandwich
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}{t}: Filthify 2 (Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature)
Guppie Farm
{4}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create six 1/1 blue Guppie creature tokens with Attractive
Lil Precious
{6}{r}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Child Demon
When Lil Precious enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, add {8}
{1}: Create two Happy-Meal creature tokens
0/1
Narcissistic Kid
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Complain 2 (Tap two other untapped creatures you control: Narcissistic Kid deals damage equal to it's power to each of up to two targets)
2/1
Meme Man Sauce
{1}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact
{u}{r}{b}{t}, Sacrifice Meme Man Sauce: You gain life equal to the combined power, toughness and CMCs of Child creatures on the battlefield
The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord
{7}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power
One-Off (Only one of The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
When The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord enters the battlefield, destroy each other permanent, then return them to the battlefield under your control
10/10
Dark Lord of the Guppies
{10}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Fish Lord
When Dark Lord of the Guppies enters the battlefield destroy all creatures that aren't Fish
Fish you control get +3/+3 and gain Attractive
13/13
Sludgeburger
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
At the beginning of Sludgeburger's controllers upkeep, it deals 1 damage to each creature that player control
{1}: Another target player gains control of Sludgeburger
Molten Sludgeburger, pass the curse on, pass the curse on! Molten Sludgeburger, pass the curse on, pass curse on! You are doomed!
Playplace
 
 M 
Legendary Land
Whenever a Child enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 Happy-Meal creature tokens tapped and digesting
{t}: Add one mana of any color
Dill Dough
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Dill Dough: Create a Big-Mac creature token. If you control a creature named Rotting Pickles McGee, create an additional Big-Mac creature token
Chicken Pox
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child gets -2/-2 and gains "{t}: Filthify 2 (Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature)"
Big Mac
 T 
Token Creature – Big-Mac
Digesting (Each other turn, Big Mac becomes Digesting. While Big Mac is Digesting it does not count as in play)
Big Mac enters the battlefield with four Pickle and four Bacon counters on it. Each turn you may remove up to one Pickle or Bacon counter from it to gain 1 life. When Big Mac has no Pickle or Bacon counters on it, sacrifice it

Over-Appeased Kid (common)
Twelve Meal (common)
Cute Guppie (common)
Ronald McDonald (mythic)
Chewed Gum Sandwich (common)
Guppie Farm (common)
Lil Precious (mythic)
Narcissistic Kid (common)
Meme Man Sauce (common)
The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord (mythic)
Dark Lord of the Guppies (mythic)
Sludgeburger (common)
Playplace (mythic)
Dill Dough (common)
Chicken Pox (common)
Big Mac (token)