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Mechanics
Printable
15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Narcissistic Kid
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Complain 2 (Tap two other untapped creatures you control: Narcissistic Kid deals damage equal to it's power to each of up to two targets)
2/1
Chewed Gum Sandwich
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}{t}: Filthify 2 (Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature)
Lil Precious
{6}{r}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Child Demon
When Lil Precious enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, add {8}
{1}: Create two Happy-Meal creature tokens
0/1
Chicken Pox
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child gets -2/-2 and gains "{t}: Filthify 2 (Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature)"
Rotting Pickles McGee
{4}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Garbagemonster
Trample, Deathtouch, Stalking
{t}: You gain 3 life for each nonpickle Big-Mac you control
6/6
Meme Man Sauce
{1}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact
{u}{r}{b}{t}, Sacrifice Meme Man Sauce: You gain life equal to the combined power, toughness and CMCs of Child creatures on the battlefield
Dark Lord of the Guppies
{10}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Fish Lord
When Dark Lord of the Guppies enters the battlefield destroy all creatures that aren't Fish
Fish you control get +3/+3 and gain Attractive
13/13
Over-Appeased Kid
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Complain 3 (Tap three other untapped creatures you control: Over-Appeased Kid deals damage equal to it's power to each of up to three targets)
Whenever Over-Appeased Kid's complaints resolve, it deals 3 damage to an opponent for each non-digesting Happy-Meal you control
3/3
Twelve Meal
{10}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twelve 1/1 Chicken McNugget creature tokens onto the battlefield tapped
Diseased Cow
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Horror
Other Cows and Horrors get -1/-1
{t}: Filthify 3 (Put three -1/-1 counters on target creature)
3/3
The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord
{7}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power
One-Off (Only one of The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
When The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord enters the battlefield, destroy each other permanent, then return them to the battlefield under your control
10/10
Sludgeburger
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
At the beginning of Sludgeburger's controllers upkeep, it deals 1 damage to each creature that player control
{1}: Another target player gains control of Sludgeburger
Molten Sludgeburger, pass the curse on, pass the curse on! Molten Sludgeburger, pass the curse on, pass curse on! You are doomed!
Cute Guppie
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Attractive (Cute Guppie can only be blocked by white or blue creatures)
1/1
Ronald McDonald
{2}{b}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Clown
When Ronald McDonald enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, create four nonbacon Big-Macs creature tokens tapped and digesting
4/4
The Golden Arches
{100}
 
 M 
Legendary Artifact
When The Golden Arches enters the battlefield you win the game
Happy Meal
 T 
Token Creature – Happy-Meal
Digesting (Each other turn, Happy Meal becomes Digesting. While Happy Meal is Digesting it does not count as in play)
1/1

Narcissistic Kid (common)
Chewed Gum Sandwich (common)
Lil Precious (mythic)
Chicken Pox (common)
Rotting Pickles McGee (mythic)
Meme Man Sauce (common)
Dark Lord of the Guppies (mythic)
Over-Appeased Kid (common)
Twelve Meal (common)
Diseased Cow (common)
The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord (mythic)
Sludgeburger (common)
Cute Guppie (common)
Ronald McDonald (mythic)
The Golden Arches (mythic)
Happy Meal (token)