Silver bordered and/or joke cards

Silver bordered and/or joke cards by Jack V

148 cards in Multiverse

20 with no rarity, 43 commons, 31 uncommons,
31 rares, 20 mythics, 2 basics, 1 token

9 colourless, 13 white, 31 blue, 17 black, 18 red, 10 green,
29 multicolour, 2 hybrid, 3 split, 10 artifact, 5 land, 1 plane

423 comments total

A collecting ground for cards which are funny rather than useful; some would fit in an un-set, some are purely humour

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On Silver bordered and/or joke cards (reply):

Also, Rourke's comment about this set being 'un-believable' made me think that is what this set (or the next Un-set Wizards does) should be called: Unbelievable.

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Instant
Destroy target creature if the square root of the sum of its power squared and and it toughness squared is an integer. It can't be regenerated. Its controller loses life equal to that integer.
"sqrt( P^2 + T^2 )? What is this — I don't even?" – Goblin mathematician
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last 2012-02-20 19:55:27 by dude1818
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Enchantment
Return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Krakens, Leviathans, Octopi, and Serpents.
"I can see why this appeals to grammar Nazis."
—Kiora
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last 2015-04-02 22:35:52 by Samuel
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Creature – BBEEAARR
Red is OBVIOUSLY now the most broken color.
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Legendary Creature – Jellyfish
Defender
{u}{u},{t}: Draw a few cards and then discard two cards. (A few cards can be any number from two to five.)
Coridra Few-Handed's toughness is equal to the number of cards in your hand. If Coridra's toughness is higher than six, bury Coridra.
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last 2015-03-24 17:39:31 by Acilper
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Instant
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it onto the stack instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
I think we can expect this to be the average power level for countermagic in the foreseeable future.
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last 2015-03-07 13:33:15 by jmgariepy

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On Grammatically Hypercorrect Whelming Wave:

Octopodes, thank you Vitenka. Also, I believe Kraken is its own plural (as English is a Germanic language, and the German word kraken, meaning octopus (and also meaning kraken) is its own plural, it would stand to reason that the related English word is as well). Leviathan would be pluralized as either Leviathans or Leviathanim, as it is from Hebrew. And Serpent would obviously be pluralized as Moose.

On Coridra Few-Handed:

Which I admit is a really bad reason, which is probably why I decided to do it in a Silver-Bordered card.

On Coridra Few-Handed:

Yeah, I'm well aware of that, but something in me just wanted it saw "bury" instead of sacrifice.

On Coridra Few-Handed:

Technically the rules don't apply to silver-bordered cards, but "bury" isn't actually a thing anymore. Nowadays, this card would say "sacrifice."

On Counter-Productive:

Two other scenarios this card might (maybe) matter:

You cast Annihilate on your opponent's Sea Troll. Your opponent sacrifices the doomed creature. Counter-Productive might allow you to reset the Annihilate and choose new targets.

You cast Sea Troll. Your opponent Spelljacks it (desperation makes you do funny things), and casts your Sea Troll on his turn. You Counter-Productive Sea Troll, re-gaining control of the spell in the process. Both players decide they've been playing Magic for too long tonight, and go home.

On Counter-Productive:

It reads to me like "move target spell to the top of the stack", so for example, Worldfire then respond with Shock then respond again by "countering" Worldfire and neatly tucking the Shock away until after Worldfire resolves, something you can't normally do with a sorcery.

Then again, if the zone "change" is to have any effect, the new version of the spell loses track of its targets, and just becomes an uninitialized spell on the stack. That's not a good thing to have.

On Counter-Productive:

I know that if you exile as exiled card, it becomes a new object in the exile zone. Maybe something like that happens?

On Counter-Productive:

Oddly, useful against cards with Flashback. And spells like Twincast. Scary that this could, in some strange theoretical environment, take up space in a pro-player's sideboard. Let's pretend I didn't mention any of this. :S

Unless... hmm... the spell doesn't appear to go anywhere when it's countered. It's just 'put onto the stack', but I guess it never left the stack, too? Huzzah! The card still sucks!

On Box In:

Just in case it isn't clear, I'd like to mention that I was fully aware that this card violated the rules when I made it. That's why I made it silver-bordered. Also, the flavor text directly mentions the rule that states that players can concede the game at any time--this is an exception to MtG's "golden rule" that states that a card's text takes precedence over the rules.

On Grammatically Hypercorrect Whelming Wave:

Maybe we should just name it "Ambiguity!" Oh wait...

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