Inspired by Keyword Ultimus (ref), but unlike that (which is a 7/7 for that can't attack or block), this has a little interesting gameplay. It's a pity that trample works with ninjutsu while vigilance, haste and provoke don't; they're only any good on this card with Wakestone Gargoyle or Warmonger's Chariot around. I was surprised there aren't more keywords that only work on attacking.

I want to put Keyword Ultimus in a deck.