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Hexproof (This permanent is 3% alcohol by volume.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
: Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
: Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.)2/6
If a player would become the monarch while exactly one other player is the monarch, instead both of those players become monarchs.
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: Choose a creature type, then put two 1/1 colorless creature tokens of the chosen type onto the battlefield.
, : Choose a creature type, then put two 1/1 colorless creature tokens of the chosen type onto the battlefield.Each Trap card in your hand has splice onto Trap. Its splice cost is equal to the first mana cost that appears in its text box.
As Shroud of Turing enters the battlefield, choose a color, two creature types, and two numbers, then put X charge counters on Shroud of Turing.
Whenever a creature of the first chosen creature type dies, if Shroud of Turing has exactly the first chosen number of charge counters on it, the game ends in a draw if the second chosen number is 0 or less. Otherwise, add or remove charge counters from each Contraption you control until each one has exactly the second chosen number of charge counters on it, then put a 1/1 creature token with the chosen color and second chosen creature type onto the battlefield.
Whenever a creature of the first chosen creature type dies, if Shroud of Turing has exactly the first chosen number of charge counters on it, the game ends in a draw if the second chosen number is 0 or less. Otherwise, add or remove charge counters from each Contraption you control until each one has exactly the second chosen number of charge counters on it, then put a 1/1 creature token with the chosen color and second chosen creature type onto the battlefield.
: Add one fourth of a mana of any color to your mana pool."I would not eat it with a Rhox,
I would not beat it down with Pox."
-My First Tome
I would not beat it down with Pox."
-My First Tome
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to your mana pool. When that mana is spent to cast a blue instant spell, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.The myr's mastery over the elements is so revered that the weekly mining schedule is named in their honor: "spoonerism".
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Trample
Other creatures you control have sunburst.
2015-04-08 01:03:11 by Link