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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Magikarp
{4}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
 
Mini-Myojin
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Spirit
Other spells you cast with Myojin in their names cost {7} less to cast.
Mini-Myojin is indestructible as long as it has a divinity counter on it.
Grandeur – Discard another card named Mini-Myojin: Proliferate, then put a divinity counter on Mini-Myojin
6/6
Karoo Myr Cat
 
 U 
Colour indicator W Artifact Creature Land – Myr Cat
(Karoo Myr Cat isn't a spell, and it gets summoning sickness.)
When Karoo Myr Cat enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return another land you control to its owner's hand and pay {2}.
Vigilance
{t}: Add {1}{w} to your mana pool.
2/1
O-Kagachi's Phantom Bus
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant – Arcane
Counter target spell. If you do, at the beginning of your next precombat main phase, add {x} to your mana pool, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. If a Spirit or Arcane spell is countered this way, destroy all creatures you control. (As if you're playing any.)
Illus. Lora Rosewater
Foalslayer
{3}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Demon
Delve
If a creature card with horsemanship was exiled with Foalslayer's delve ability, Foalslayer has horsemanship. The same is true for "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life" and "{1}{r}, {t}: Target Dwarf gains mountainwalk until end of turn."
3/3
One with Something
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw your hand. (Lay it flat against a sheet of paper and run along the outline with a pen or pencil, then color it and show it to your mommy.)
Pinocchioken
{g}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target token becomes a REAL CARD!
Just kidding. This card will now grow until it gets to be one of those 6x9 oversize cards.
Energizer Bunny
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Ongoing Creature – Rabbit
(Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...)
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it.
When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Illus. Energizer Holdings, Inc.
2/2
Longing Memory
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{u}{u}: Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)
Mirrodin's Coors
{6}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Ooze
Hexproof (This permanent is 3% alcohol by volume.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
{6}: Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.)
2/6
Nesting Sliver
{4}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Sliver
All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability.
1/1
Multiverse of Bums
{r}
 
 C 
World Sparked Enchantment
(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times).
Five-Dollar Wrench
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it.
"We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you."
--Teysa Karlov
Magikarp
{4}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
Mountain
 
 B 
Basic Land – Mountain

Magikarp (common, foil)
Mini-Myojin (mythic)
Karoo Myr Cat (uncommon)
O-Kagachi's Phantom Bus (uncommon)
Foalslayer (uncommon)
One with Something (common)
Pinocchioken (common)
Energizer Bunny (common)
Longing Memory (common)
Mirrodin's Coors (common)
Nesting Sliver (common)
Multiverse of Bums (common)
Five-Dollar Wrench (common)
Magikarp (common)
Mountain (basic)