SM Joke Card Dump: Virtual Booster
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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Cards that aren't in the game are in their owners' graveyards in addition to not being in the game.
There are some things in this world that already make no sense. For everything else, there's Tarmostone Vortex.
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: Add one fourth of a mana of any color to your mana pool."I would not eat it with a Rhox,
I would not beat it down with Pox." -My First Tome |
Counter target spell. If you do, at the beginning of your next precombat main phase, add
to your mana pool, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. If a Spirit or Arcane spell is countered this way, destroy all creatures you control. (As if you're playing any.)
Illus. Lora Rosewater
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: Add to your mana pool. When that mana is spent to cast a blue instant spell, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.The myr's mastery over the elements is so revered that the weekly mining schedule is named in their honor: "spoonerism".
2/2
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(Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...)
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it. When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Illus. Energizer Holdings, Inc.
2/2
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(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times). |
Tutu Cat is 2/2.
I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS.
19/19
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All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability.
1/1
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![]() : Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.) |
Target token becomes a REAL CARD!
Just kidding. This card will now grow until it gets to be one of those 6x9 oversize cards.
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Draw your hand. (Lay it flat against a sheet of paper and run along the outline with a pen or pencil, then color it and show it to your mommy.)
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Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
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Hexproof (This permanent is 3% alcohol by volume.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. : Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.)2/6
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Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it.
"We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you."
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Tarmostone Vortex
(rare)
Smallmox
(uncommon)
O-Kagachi's Phantom Bus
(uncommon)
Spoonsilver Myr
(uncommon)
Energizer Bunny
(common)
Multiverse of Bums
(common)
Tutu Cat
(common)
Nesting Sliver
(common)
Longing Memory
(common)
Pinocchioken
(common)
One with Something
(common)
Magikarp
(common)
Mirrodin's Coors
(common)
Five-Dollar Wrench
(common)
Swamp
(basic)

: Add one fourth of a mana of any color to your mana pool.
to your mana pool, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. If a Spirit or Arcane spell is countered this way, destroy all creatures you control. (As if you're playing any.)
