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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Tarmostone Vortex
{1}{g}
 
 R 
Tribal Artifact Enchantment – Lhurgoyf
Cards that aren't in the game are in their owners' graveyards in addition to not being in the game.
There are some things in this world that already make no sense. For everything else, there's Tarmostone Vortex.
Grizzled Janitor
{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Sponge
You may cast Grizzled Janitor during your cleanup step, but not at any other time. (You can't cast spells during the cleanup step unless a triggered ability or state-based action takes place at that time.)
"Cleanup in aisle...oh, to hell with it."
3/3
Rube Goldberg Machine
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact – Contraption
Each Trap card in your hand has splice onto Trap. Its splice cost is equal to the first mana cost that appears in its text box.
O-Kagachi's Phantom Bus
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant – Arcane
Counter target spell. If you do, at the beginning of your next precombat main phase, add {x} to your mana pool, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. If a Spirit or Arcane spell is countered this way, destroy all creatures you control. (As if you're playing any.)
Illus. Lora Rosewater
Energizer Bunny
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Ongoing Creature – Rabbit
(Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...)
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it.
When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Illus. Energizer Holdings, Inc.
2/2
Longing Memory
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{u}{u}: Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)
Multiverse of Bums
{r}
 
 C 
World Sparked Enchantment
(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times).
Mirrodin's Coors
{6}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Ooze
Hexproof (This permanent is 3% alcohol by volume.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
{6}: Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.)
2/6
Pinocchioken
{g}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target token becomes a REAL CARD!
Just kidding. This card will now grow until it gets to be one of those 6x9 oversize cards.
Tutu Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Tutu Cat is 2/2.
I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS.
19/19
One with Something
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw your hand. (Lay it flat against a sheet of paper and run along the outline with a pen or pencil, then color it and show it to your mommy.)
Five-Dollar Wrench
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it.
"We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you."
--Teysa Karlov
Magikarp
{4}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
Nesting Sliver
{4}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Sliver
All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability.
1/1
Forest
 
 B 
Basic Land – Forest

Tarmostone Vortex (rare)
Grizzled Janitor (uncommon)
Rube Goldberg Machine (uncommon)
O-Kagachi's Phantom Bus (uncommon)
Energizer Bunny (common)
Longing Memory (common)
Multiverse of Bums (common)
Mirrodin's Coors (common)
Pinocchioken (common)
Tutu Cat (common)
One with Something (common)
Five-Dollar Wrench (common)
Magikarp (common)
Nesting Sliver (common)
Forest (basic)