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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
One with Something
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw your hand. (Lay it flat against a sheet of paper and run along the outline with a pen or pencil, then color it and show it to your mommy.)
 
Noah's Monarch
{2}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact
If a player would become the monarch while exactly one other player is the monarch, instead both of those players become monarchs.
{5}, {t}: Choose a creature type, then put two 1/1 colorless creature tokens of the chosen type onto the battlefield.
Phyrexian Shopping Channel
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Until end of turn, you gain "Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."
Limited time offer! Call Master Karn now at 425-204-8069 and if you're lucky, you might even live to hang up the phone!
Grizzled Janitor
{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Sponge
You may cast Grizzled Janitor during your cleanup step, but not at any other time. (You can't cast spells during the cleanup step unless a triggered ability or state-based action takes place at that time.)
"Cleanup in aisle...oh, to hell with it."
3/3
Smallmox
{0}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Add one fourth of a mana of any color to your mana pool.
"I would not eat it with a Rhox,
I would not beat it down with Pox."
-My First Tome
Nesting Sliver
{4}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Sliver
All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability.
1/1
Tutu Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Tutu Cat is 2/2.
I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS.
19/19
Multiverse of Bums
{r}
 
 C 
World Sparked Enchantment
(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times).
Energizer Bunny
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Ongoing Creature – Rabbit
(Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...)
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it.
When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Illus. Energizer Holdings, Inc.
2/2
Pinocchioken
{g}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target token becomes a REAL CARD!
Just kidding. This card will now grow until it gets to be one of those 6x9 oversize cards.
Magikarp
{4}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
One with Something
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw your hand. (Lay it flat against a sheet of paper and run along the outline with a pen or pencil, then color it and show it to your mommy.)
Longing Memory
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{u}{u}: Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)
Mirrodin's Coors
{6}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Ooze
Hexproof (This permanent is 3% alcohol by volume.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
{6}: Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.)
2/6
Mountain
 
 B 
Basic Land – Mountain

One with Something (common, foil)
Noah's Monarch (rare)
Phyrexian Shopping Channel (uncommon)
Grizzled Janitor (uncommon)
Smallmox (uncommon)
Nesting Sliver (common)
Tutu Cat (common)
Multiverse of Bums (common)
Energizer Bunny (common)
Pinocchioken (common)
Magikarp (common)
One with Something (common)
Longing Memory (common)
Mirrodin's Coors (common)
Mountain (basic)