SM Joke Card Dump: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pinocchioken
{g}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target token becomes a REAL CARD!
Just kidding. This card will now grow until it gets to be one of those 6x9 oversize cards.
 
Noah's Monarch
{2}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact
If a player would become the monarch while exactly one other player is the monarch, instead both of those players become monarchs.
{5}, {t}: Choose a creature type, then put two 1/1 colorless creature tokens of the chosen type onto the battlefield.
Rube Goldberg Machine
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact – Contraption
Each Trap card in your hand has splice onto Trap. Its splice cost is equal to the first mana cost that appears in its text box.
Karoo Myr Cat
 
 U 
Colour indicator W Artifact Creature Land – Myr Cat
(Karoo Myr Cat isn't a spell, and it gets summoning sickness.)
When Karoo Myr Cat enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return another land you control to its owner's hand and pay {2}.
Vigilance
{t}: Add {1}{w} to your mana pool.
2/1
Umezawa's Kitty
{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Cat
Whenever Umezawa's Kitty deals combat damage, put two yarn counters on it.
Remove a yarn counter from Umezawa's Kitty: Choose one — Umezawa's Kitty gets +2/+2 until end of turn, or put a 1/1 black Rat Zombie creature token onto the battlefield, or target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
0/2
Tutu Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Tutu Cat is 2/2.
I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS.
19/19
Multiverse of Bums
{r}
 
 C 
World Sparked Enchantment
(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times).
Longing Memory
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{u}{u}: Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)
Mirrodin's Coors
{6}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Ooze
Hexproof (This permanent is 3% alcohol by volume.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
{6}: Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.)
2/6
Nesting Sliver
{4}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Sliver
All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability.
1/1
Magikarp
{4}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
Energizer Bunny
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Ongoing Creature – Rabbit
(Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...)
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it.
When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Illus. Energizer Holdings, Inc.
2/2
Five-Dollar Wrench
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it.
"We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you."
--Teysa Karlov
Pinocchioken
{g}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target token becomes a REAL CARD!
Just kidding. This card will now grow until it gets to be one of those 6x9 oversize cards.
Swamp
 
 B 
Basic Land – Swamp

Pinocchioken (common, foil)
Noah's Monarch (rare)
Rube Goldberg Machine (uncommon)
Karoo Myr Cat (uncommon)
Umezawa's Kitty (uncommon)
Tutu Cat (common)
Multiverse of Bums (common)
Longing Memory (common)
Mirrodin's Coors (common)
Nesting Sliver (common)
Magikarp (common)
Energizer Bunny (common)
Five-Dollar Wrench (common)
Pinocchioken (common)
Swamp (basic)