SM Joke Card Dump: Virtual Booster
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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
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You may cast Grizzled Janitor during your cleanup step, but not at any other time. (You can't cast spells during the cleanup step unless a triggered ability or state-based action takes place at that time.)
"Cleanup in aisle...oh, to hell with it."
3/3
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Oozes are red.
Vehicles crewed by two or more creatures get +2/+2. But the Heart of Kiran
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Untap all creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste, lose all other abilities, and become 4/4 Bears. At the beginning of the next end step, each of those creatures fights itself.
Care bear stare, or werebear glare?
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Dredge 0
When the new Guildpact allowed the Izzet to peek into other guilds' technology, the fun was only just beginning.
1/1
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Whenever Umezawa's Kitty deals combat damage, put two yarn counters on it.
Remove a yarn counter from Umezawa's Kitty: Choose one — Umezawa's Kitty gets +2/+2 until end of turn, or put a 1/1 black Rat Zombie creature token onto the battlefield, or target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. 0/2
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(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times). |
Tutu Cat is 2/2.
I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS.
19/19
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Until end of turn, you gain "Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."
Limited time offer! Call Master Karn now at 425-204-8069 and if you're lucky, you might even live to hang up the phone!
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 : Add  to your mana pool. (That's better than  because you don't have to suck up to the MAN!)
When Mount Gox becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it except its name becomes a randomly chosen name, and flip two coins. If you lose both flips, lose 20 life. |
When The Fourth Wall is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if three other cards named The Fourth Wall are in your graveyard, you win the game.
It likes being broken.
0/10
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(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
When Vol-tron, Savior of Tarkir enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, search your library for up to three Dragon creature cards and reveal them. Those cards gain bestow  . Cast any number of them for their bestow costs targeting Vol-tron, then shuffle your library.
Vol-tron gets +3/+3 for each Aura attached to it. 4/4
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Flying, vigilance
As long as you're playing at FNM, Insaneplayer Angel has protection from everything. Insaneplayer Angel gets +1/+1 for each full 100 Planeswalker Points you've earned this season. 0/0
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Each Trap card in your hand has splice onto Trap. Its splice cost is equal to the first mana cost that appears in its text box.
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Enchant planeswalker
Enchanted planeswalker is unattackable. "You can't see me, I'm invisible now! Just like the money in your wallet."
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Sorcery
Players play a Magic subgame, using their libraries as decks. Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half his or her life, rounded up. Then each player shuffles all cards he or she owns from the subgame into his or her library.
Miracle  It'll be a MIRACLE if this game actually finishes in time!
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Grizzled Janitor
(uncommon)
Aether's Embrace
(uncommon)
In-surrak-tion
(rare)
Quizzy, Izzet Immortician
(rare)
Umezawa's Kitty
(uncommon)
Multiverse of Bums
(common)
Tutu Cat
(common)
Phyrexian Shopping Channel
(uncommon)
Mount Gox
(rare)
The Fourth Wall
(rare)
Vol-tron, Savior of Tarkir
(mythic)
Insaneplayer Angel
(mythic)
Rube Goldberg Machine
(uncommon)
Cloak of Jace
(mythic)
Stay of Execution
(rare)