Necronomicon: Virtual Booster

Chaotic Confusion    R  Sorcery Exile all permanents. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the exiled cards at random and puts it onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Repeat this process until all cards exiled this way have been chosen. At first I beheld nothing but a seething blur of luminosity; but then shapes, all infinitely distant, began to detach themselves from the confusion, and I saw—but God! I dare not tell you what I saw!	Pirate Bottle    U  Artifact At the beginning of each combat step, you may create a 1/1 blue Human Pirate creature token. Exile that token at end of combat. They say that the Terrible Old Man talks to these bottles, and that whenever he speaks to a bottle the little lead pendulum within makes certain definite vibrations as if in answer.	Certainty    U  Enchantment Certainty can't be countered. Spells and abilities can't be countered by spells or abilities. He was almost sure that nothing can be really "unnamable".	Self Combustion    U  Instant Target player sacrifices a creature. That creature deals damage equal to it power to its controller. A spark appeared on the moor, a flame arose, and a pillar of human fire reached to the heavens.	Furious Gale    C  Kindred Instant – Lizard Destroy target non-Lizard creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on each Lizard creature you control. In the fiendish clawing of the swirling currents there seemed to abide a vindictive rage.
Stranger Among Men    C  Creature – Human Zombie Intimidate Whenever Stranger Among Men attacks or blocks, discard a card. I stretched out my fingers to the abomination within that great gilded frame; stretched out my fingers and touched a cold and unyielding surface of polished glass. 3/2	Celestial Bird    C  Creature – Bird Flying Celestial Bird attacks each turn if able. And the bird of heaven flew before, and led us toward the basalt pillars of the West. 2/1	Victim of Decapitation    C  Creature – Zombie Victim of Decapitation can't block. The headless thing threw out its arms in a gesture which was unmistakably one of desperation. 2/2	Certainty    C  Instant Counter target spell that targets a spell or permanent you control. I have no fear, not even from the prophecies of the madman.	Mountain Squatters    C  Creature – Human Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, Mountain Squatters gets -1/-1 until end of turn. They feared outsiders, but slowly grew accustomed to us. 3/3
Six Shots by Midnight    C  Instant Six Shots by Midnight deals 6 damage to target creature if it attacked or blocked this turn. My friend suddenly, excitedly, and unnecessarily emptied all six chambers of his revolver into the nocturnal visitor.	Dissolve ()    C  Instant Exile target tapped creature. Disintegration is quite painless, I assure you.	Deface    C  Instant Destroy target nonblack creature that entered the battlefield this turn. On what remained of his chewed and gouged head there was no longer a face.	Escape to Dreams    C  Instant Any number of target players each mill X cards, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control. Noiseless infinity eddied around the dreamer and wafted him away.	Island    B  Basic Land – Island

Chaotic Confusion (rare)
Pirate Bottle (uncommon)
Certainty (uncommon)
Self Combustion (uncommon)
Furious Gale (common)
Stranger Among Men (common)
Celestial Bird (common)
Victim of Decapitation (common)
Certainty (common)
Mountain Squatters (common)
Six Shots by Midnight (common)
Dissolve (common)
Deface (common)
Escape to Dreams (common)
Island (basic)