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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Western Bounty Hunter
{2}{w}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Mercenary
Desertwalk
When this creature enters the battlefield, fetch a Desert under any players control.
{3}{w}{b}{r}, {t}: This creature deals damage equal to it's power multiplied by the number of Equipments attached to it to target token named Wanted Iguana. Put CAD$500.00 on this card. If the token died, put CAD$2000.00 on this card instead.
4/3
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
Scrap Behemoth
{6}
 
 M 
Artifact Creature – Construct Demon
As an additional cost to cast Scrap Behemoth, pay six {b} or sacrifice three nontoken artifacts.

When Scrap Behemoth dies, you may search your library for an artifact creature card with power 12 or less and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
12/12
Kit Hoarder
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Artificer
When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it
{3}{w}{w}{w}{b}{b}{b}: Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control
Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature
1/4
Thmblflp
{2}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Thimbleflipper – Homunculus Clone Wizard
Flip an unflipped Thimble you control: Draw a card
Fblthp's clone grew an obsession for flipping thimbles, than he named himself after it and his Thimbleflipper spark ignited, and he knew his true powers...!!!
0/2
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Joker
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Clown Villain
Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.)
4/1
Polar Opposition
{3}{w}{b}
 
 M 
Enchantment
All words on all cards are replaced by their opposites, if there is no opposite for a word, it is left the same
Egg Whites
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Inactivity
{0}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Urge
{4}: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
{t}: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way
I really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D:

please dont forget meeeee
The Cycle of Life 5
{4}{u}
 
 M 
Enchantment – Saga
[I] – Create three 1/1 blue Scholar creature tokens.
[II] – Tap any number of creatures you control. For each creature tapped this way, draw a card.
[III] – If you have ten or more cards in your hand, you win the game.
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals
{w}{b}
 
 M 
Sorcery – Finisher
Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. For each permanent exiled this way, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.

You lose the game at the end of this turn.
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Lizard Wizard
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard Wizard
1/1

Western Bounty Hunter (rare)
Bugbear (common)
Scrap Behemoth (mythic)
Kit Hoarder (uncommon)
Thmblflp (rare)
Microjumble (common)
Munkii (common)
Joker (uncommon)
Polar Opposition (mythic)
Egg Whites (common)
Inactivity (uncommon)
The Cycle of Life 5 (mythic)
Long Legs (common)
Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals (mythic)
Selfharmer (common)
Lizard Wizard (token)