CardName: Bloody Stupid Johnson
Cost: 3uu
Type: Legendary Creature - Human Failure
Pow/Tgh: 4/1
Rules Text: When Bloody Stupid Johnson enters the battlefield, create 2
1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Tap 2 untapped Soldier creature tokens you control: Go to
Scryfall.com and press "Random Card" until you get a nonland
card. Target spell becomes a copy of that card. Its
controller may choose new targets for that spell.
Flavour Text:
Set/Rarity: Discworld Un-Commander Uncommon
Bloody Stupid Johnson
U
Legendary Creature – Human Failure
When Bloody Stupid Johnson enters the battlefield, create 2 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Tap 2 untapped Soldier creature tokens you control: Go to Scryfall.com and press "Random Card" until you get a nonland card. Target spell becomes a copy of that card. Its controller may choose new targets for that spell.