Valentines Day: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Graveslime
{b}{b}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of target creature in a graveyard.
Couch Kingdom
 
 R 
Land
{t}: Add {1} to your mana pool.

{t}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Ruby of Agrapur
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
You have no maximum hand size.

Whenever you draw a card, you may gain 1 life.
The Sass
{2}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
When you cast The Sass you may sacrifice a creature.

Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. If you sacrificed a creature, return The Sass to its owner's hand.
Basking Tortoise
{3}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Tortoise
Vigilance

Creatures you control have lifelink.
3/4
Nostalgic Camping Trip
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

You may return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.
Hungry Ghost
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
When Hungry Ghost enters the battlefield, you may destroy target enchantment. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Hungry Ghost.
1/1
Herald of Rufus
{b}{g}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound Wizard
When Herald of Rufus enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
2/2
Sleazy Priest
{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control or dies, you gain 1 life.

Baptisms and funerals, half off!
1/1
Garbage Disposal
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beast
When Garbage Disposal dies shuffle all cards from your graveyard into your library. You gain that much life.
2/2
Iridescent Ooze
{g}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Ooze
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on Iridescent Ooze, then you gain 1 life for each +1/+1 counter on it.
0/1
Blob Bubbling
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent. Put a X/X green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield, where X is that card's converted mana cost.
Bassetizer Mage
{1}{g}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Hound Mage
Flash

When Bassetizer Mage enters the battlefield, target permanent you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

The floppy skin is for protection!
1/1
Zombie Meteorologist
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Wizard
When Zombie Meteorologist dies, reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest into your graveyard.
"What's the five-day forecast?"
1/1
Scape Goat
{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Goat
If another creature you control would be destroyed, instead you may remove all damage from it and sacrifice Scape Goat.
1/1

Graveslime (rare)
Couch Kingdom (rare)
Ruby of Agrapur (uncommon)
The Sass (common)
Basking Tortoise (uncommon)
Nostalgic Camping Trip (common)
Hungry Ghost (common)
Herald of Rufus (common)
Sleazy Priest (uncommon)
Garbage Disposal (uncommon)
Iridescent Ooze (rare)
Blob Bubbling (uncommon)
Bassetizer Mage (uncommon)
Zombie Meteorologist (common)
Scape Goat (uncommon)