Dimir Cthulhu Archetype Ideas: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
 U 
Sorcery
Target player mills 15 cards.
You get the booze emblem.
 R 
Creature – Leviathan Horror
Delve
If you would take damage, mill twice that much cards instead.
7/7
 R 
Legendary Creature – Horror Artificer
Mark Zuckerberg has all the abilities of all artifacts in all graveyards.
Whenever you draw a card, all oponents mill a card.
Welcome to the Meta Verse, where the product is you.
3/3
 U 
Creature – Kraken
Emerge : {2}{u}{u}
Leggy Boy gets a +1/+1 counter whenever a player mills a card.
When Leggy Boy dies, create X 1/1 blue and black tentacle creature token for each counters on Leggy Boy.
6/6
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
If someone would mill a card, they draw that much cards instead.
{t} : Target player mills 3 cards.
1/2
 U 
Sorcey
Each players mill half their library, discard half their hand and sacrifice half their nonland permanents. Rounded down each time.
 C 
Instant
If a card would be exiled, it cannot be played, cast or enter the battlefield.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Vampire God
If a non creature card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead. You may play a card exiled this way once per turn.
Jokes are always funnier the second time.
2/3
 R 
Sorcery
All player shuffle their hands into one pile. Then, starting with you, each players draws a card from this pack until there is no cards left.
 U 
Enchantment
Mill 10 cards : Counter target spell. You can only use this ability once per turn.
Loose 10 lives and sacrifice One with Nothing: all players shuffle their graveyard into their libraries.
 R 
Sorcery
Draw a card for all milled card this turn.
You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. If this spell was foretold, create X 1/1 blue and black tentacle creature token, X being all creature destroyed this way.
Foretell {4}{b}{b}
 C 
Enchantment – Curse
Enchant target creature.
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Whenever a creature you control dies, Cursed of the Damned owner create a 1/1 black and blue creature token.
 C 
Sorcery
All player reveal the bottom card of their library. If the card you reveal has a higher converted mana cost you may play it without paying its mana cost.
 C 
Enchantment
Enchant target creature with power 3 or less.
You control target enchanted creature.

Dizzy McShweezee (uncommon)
Leviathan of Suffering (rare)
Mark Zuckerberg (rare)
Leggy Boy (uncommon)
Reckless Savant (uncommon)
Half Way There (uncommon)
Gone for Good (common)
Carti, Ad lib God (rare)
Mass Psychosis (rare)
One with Nothing (uncommon)
Obscene Knowledge (rare)
End of Civilisation (common)
Cursed of the Damned (common)
Stare into the Abyss (common)
Sirène Song (common)