Dimir Cthulhu Archetype Ideas: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
 R 
Sorcery
Target player sacrifice 6 permanents.
For each artifact and creature destroyed this way, create a 1/1 black and blue creature token.
For each enchantment destroyed this way, draw a card.
For each land destroyed this way, add [u/b}.
 U 
Creature – Fish Beast
Delve
When The Bigger Fish dies, play all the creatures exiled while casting The Bigger Fish.
6/6
 C 
Enchantment
Enchant target creature with power 3 or less.
You control target enchanted creature.
 U 
Instant
Target player discard cards equal to the number of creature you control.
Create a 1/1 black and blue apostle creature card for all discarded cards this ways.
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric
Sacrifice Fanatic of the Void: Copy target spell.
Sacrifice another creature: Counter target spell.
2/2
 C 
Enchantment – Curse
Enchant target creature.
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Whenever a creature you control dies, Cursed of the Damned owner create a 1/1 black and blue creature token.
 R 
Sorcery
Draw a card for all milled card this turn.
You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
If a creature you control would die, create a 1/1 black and blue tentacle creature token.
{t} and sacrifice a creature you control : draw a card.
1/2
 C 
Instant
If a player would draw cards this turn, you draw those cards instead. You still draw from tbeir library. If this spell was foretold, mana add to your opponents mana pool goes into yours instead.
Foretell {4}{u}{u}
 R 
Legendary Creature – Horror Artificer
Mark Zuckerberg has all the abilities of all artifacts in all graveyards.
Whenever you draw a card, all oponents mill a card.
Welcome to the Meta Verse, where the product is you.
3/3
 M 
Legendary Creature – Kraken Leviathan
Emerge {3}{b/u}{b/u}
{t} : Exile 4 cards from target graveyard. For all creatures cards exiled this way put a +1/+1 on Jelly Bean, the JellyFish. For all instant, sorcery and enchantment spell exiled this way draw a card. For all land cards exiled this way, you may play an additionnal land this turn.
8/8
 C 
Instant
Creature attacking you all get -3/-3 until end of turn.
For each creature that would die this way, create as many 1/1 black and blue tentacle creature token.
 U 
Sorcery
Target player create a desert.
Target players mills 3 cards for each desert they own.
 U 
Instant
Choose one :
- Counter target spell if its converted mana cost is less than the number of cards in your graveyard.
- Target player mills 7 cards and draw a card.
- Target creature in your graveyard enter the battlefield under your control with susped 3.
 U 
Sorcery
Target player mills 15 cards.
You get the booze emblem.

Horror Beyond Comprehension (rare)
The Bigger Fish (uncommon)
Sirène Song (common)
Pick Appart (uncommon)
Fanatic of the Void (uncommon)
Cursed of the Damned (common)
Obscene Knowledge (rare)
Priest of the Tentacles (common)
Siphon of Soul (common)
Mark Zuckerberg (rare)
Jelly Bean, the JellyFish (mythic)
Grim Mist (common)
Desert of the Real (uncommon)
Dark Choices (uncommon)
Dizzy McShweezee (uncommon)