Dimir Cthulhu Archetype Ideas: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
 C 
Sorcery
All player reveal the bottom card of their library. If the card you reveal has a higher converted mana cost you may play it without paying its mana cost.
 U 
Sorcery
Target player mills 15 cards.
You get the booze emblem.
 R 
Creature – Human Cleric
Create a 1/1 black and blue apostle creature token whenever a card is exiled from a graveyard.
Apostle creature you control have "When this creature dies, create a 1/1 black and blue tentacle creature."
3/3
 C 
Instant
If a card would be exiled, it cannot be played, cast or enter the battlefield.
 C 
Instant
If a player would draw cards this turn, you draw those cards instead. You still draw from tbeir library. If this spell was foretold, mana add to your opponents mana pool goes into yours instead.
Foretell {4}{u}{u}
 C 
Creature – Crab
Landfall – Whenever a land enter the battlefield under your control, target player mills 3 cards.
Sacrifice Steroided Crab: Target player mills 3 cards.
0/3
 C 
Enchantment – Curse
Enchant target creature.
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Whenever a creature you control dies, Cursed of the Damned owner create a 1/1 black and blue creature token.
 M 
Legendary Artifact
Create a 1/1 black and blue tentacle creature everytime you cast a non creature spell.
Creature you cast cost X less to cast, where X is the number of creature who died this turn.
Creature you cast have foretell, their foretell cost being their converted mana cost.
 U 
Sorcey
Each players mill half their library, discard half their hand and sacrifice half their nonland permanents. Rounded down each time.
 R 
Creature – Leviathan Horror
Delve
If you would take damage, mill twice that much cards instead.
7/7
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
If someone would mill a card, they draw that much cards instead.
{t} : Target player mills 3 cards.
1/2
 C 
Instant
Target player reveal their hands to you. You choose a non land card from their hand. They discard that card. You loose 2 life.
You may copy this spell by discarding a card.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Kraken Leviathan
Emerge {3}{b/u}{b/u}
{t} : Exile 4 cards from target graveyard. For all creatures cards exiled this way put a +1/+1 on Jelly Bean, the JellyFish. For all instant, sorcery and enchantment spell exiled this way draw a card. For all land cards exiled this way, you may play an additionnal land this turn.
8/8
 U 
Sorcery
Target player create a desert.
Target players mills 3 cards for each desert they own.
 R 
Enchantment
All player create a "The Voices" blue and and black enchantment token with "Tap this card: Counter target Spell".
{t}{u/b}{u/b} : The next spell you cast this turn cannot be countered.

Stare into the Abyss (common)
Dizzy McShweezee (uncommon)
Consul of the Damned (rare)
Gone for Good (common)
Siphon of Soul (common)
Steroided Crab (common)
Cursed of the Damned (common)
Necronomicon, Codex of the Void (mythic)
Half Way There (uncommon)
Leviathan of Suffering (rare)
Reckless Savant (uncommon)
Thought Brutality (common)
Jelly Bean, the JellyFish (mythic)
Desert of the Real (uncommon)
Schizophrenia (rare)