Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster

Vakduc, Gorebough Giant    M  Legendary Creature – Giant Warrior Marksman Vakduc, Gorebough Giant enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it. Trample, reach When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature without flying, where X is the amount of spent to cast Vakduc. When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature with flying, where X is the amount of spent to cast Vakduc. 0/0		Kidman, Handsome Playboy    U  Legendary Creature – Human Lover Date, Marry, Kill — , : Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired. Married with children — , , Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 3/4	Form of the Library    M  Enchantment When Form of the Library enters, exile all cards from your hand. If you would draw cards, be dealt damage, or gain poison counters, exile that many cards from your library instead. Play with the top card of your library revealed. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. : Look at the top seven cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
	Elvish Breeder    C  Creature – Elf Farmer Vigilance Once per game, Sorcerous, , Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 2/3		Heart of Champions    M  Instant Creatures you control get +X/+X and gain trample until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. Joy, Mindfulness, Compassion, Competition. Take care of the first three, and the last one will take care of itself. -- Warriors' Core Values
Erect Precedent    C  Sorcery Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.		Watsamata University    R  Land – Erection As Watsamata University enters, you may exhaust a creature. If you don't, Watsamata University enters tapped. : Produce or . Flying, Guardian 2 (This creature can block an additional 2 creatures each combat.) Occupy 3 (Exhaust any number of other creatures with total power 3 or greater: This permanent becomes also a creature until end of turn.) 4/7
		Grixis Roulette    R  Sorcery You roll a d6. Gain that much life. Each opponent rolls a die. Each opponent whose die value matches your die value loses that much life and sacrifices a creature.	Toy  T  Artifact – Toy At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.

Vakduc, Gorebough Giant (mythic)
Slumber // Lumber (uncommon)
Kidman, Handsome Playboy (uncommon)
Form of the Library (mythic)
Barren // Entoil (uncommon)
Elvish Breeder (common)
Tapeworm // Wormhole (uncommon)
Heart of Champions (mythic)
Erect Precedent (common)
Rapid // Raid (uncommon)
Watsamata University (rare)
Tripwire // Wiretap (uncommon)
Frigid // Rigid (common)
Alight // Light (uncommon)
Grixis Roulette (rare)
Toy (token)