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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Come You Nigh: Kay Shuns (Communications)
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Sorcery
Create a creature token that is a copy of you. Suspend it for half of a turn.
Shun target Legendary creature with the first initial K.
Come You Nigh: Kay Shuns
Calling Birds (Colly Birds)
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{t}: Untap another target Bird
Twelve Days of Christmas
0/1
Doodle Agents (Due Diligence)
{3}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Elemental Warriors
Whenever Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) attacks create a Doodle token
6/4
Mine-Bottling Fact
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment Artifact
{t}: Attach target red and white land to Mine-Bottling Fact, nobody can use it. Mine-Bottling Fact loses all colors until end of turn and becomes transparent. It has Storage 1
A Pita Me
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact Creature – Food Human
A Pita Me's power and toughness is equal to your height and weight in feet, rounded down respectively
A Pita Me has all evergreen abilities and subtypes you could reasonably have.
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Brain
{u}{w/r}
 
 C 
Artifact Equipment – Food
Equip Human {7 billion years of cosmic progress}
Equipped Human gains "{t}: Scry 1"
Bronze
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{e}, Sacrifice Bronze: Add {r}{g}
Taking It For Granite
{1}{c}{u}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Artificer Worker Evil
You control target thing you don't control. It's owner creates a red Granite artifact Block token with no abilities
Hole: Hard, Deadly
 
 U 
Basic Land
Hole: Hard, Deadly is the bane of all other Lands within 2.5 cm
Indestructible
{1}{t}: Add {c} or {b} then ping any target
Zero Taller Ants
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect Giant
(there's nothing here! Did you RTFC??? I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS OR TAKE IT!!! UUNNAACCEEPPTTAABBLLEE!!!!!! D:<)
0/0
Eco Lie
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Whenever a blue thing is cast, it exiles Eco Lie
When Eco Lie enters the battlefield destroy a Land or Human
9/9
Epileptic Caesar
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact – Aura Food
Enchant creature you control
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose, Epileptic Caesar deals 6 damage to enchanted creature.
{t}, Sacrifice Epileptic Caesar: You gain 10 life
Doctor Jackal
{u}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Jackal
Instant and sorcery spells you control are Tribal Jackals in addition to their other types and subtypes.
1/1
Mister Hide
{1}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equip Scout {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud
Modern Ate Her
{10}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Running Gag Enchantment Creature – Atog
Trample, Haste, Vigilance, Double Strike, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible
{1}{b}{b}{t}: Destroy target Female creature from Standard or Legacy
{1}{w}{w}{t}: Exile target creature that attacked this turn
15/15
Ferret's Elf
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf
Fear
{t}: add {b} or {g}
Ferret's Elf cannot attack or block Ferrets
2/2
Feel It Naughty Dog
{2}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Sorcery
Feel It Naughty Dog deals 4 damage to any target. If that target is a Dog Evil that attacked this turn, deal 8 damage to it's controller
Salad
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Salad: Add {g}

Come You Nigh: Kay Shuns (Communications) (uncommon)
Calling Birds (Colly Birds) (common)
Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) (rare)
Mine-Bottling Fact (rare)
A Pita Me (common)
Brain // Bronze (common)
Taking It For Granite (uncommon)
Hole: Hard, Deadly (uncommon)
Zero Taller Ants (common)
Eco Lie (common)
Epileptic Caesar (common)
Doctor Jackal // Mister Hide (rare)
Modern Ate Her (rare)
Ferret's Elf (uncommon)
Feel It Naughty Dog (rare)
Salad (token)