[WORDS] Oxymorons: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Dying is a Part of Life
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{g}{g}{g}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever a thing dies create a token that is a copy of it
Genuine Imitation
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Illusion
Flying
Genuine Imitation may enter the battlefield as a copy of target creature
2/3
Wee Mountain
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add one third of {r} and deal one third of a damage to any target
Cold Sweat
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target creature, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step. Add {u}{r}
Diminishing Growth
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Target creature gets +3/+3
Target creature gets +2/+2
Target creature gets +1/+1
Graduate Student
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
Hexproof
{2}{t}: Scry 2 then draw a card
2/4
Passive Aggressive
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female creature
Whenever enchanted female creature blocks, it deals damage equal to it's power to a random target
Fastwalk
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature. It deals 1 damage to each creature that it crossed.
Fried Ice Cream
{b/r}{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Fried Ice Cream: Gain 10 life
Cyborg (Human Robot)
{2}{c}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Robot Cyborg
Vigilance
3/4
JOY
{2}{w}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Avatar
Creatures you control are Smiling
2/3
Lampshade
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip white activated or triggered artifact {0}
Equipped white artifact loses all abilities. All creatures within one foot of it are black exclusively.
Floppy Disk
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Destructible (any amount of damage is enough to kill Floppy Disk, if a card is played that has destroy in the text box, Floppy Disk is destroyed.)
Blurry Vision
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -X/-0 where X is it's power. It cannot block Cyclops.
Ocean Shore
 
 C 
Land – Island Desert
Ocean Shore enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {u}
{1}{t}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token
Powdered Water
 T 
Token Artifact

Dying is a Part of Life (rare)
Genuine Imitation (uncommon)
Wee Mountain (common)
Cold Sweat (common)
Diminishing Growth (uncommon)
Graduate Student (uncommon)
Passive Aggressive (uncommon)
Fastwalk (common)
Fried Ice Cream (uncommon)
Cyborg (Human Robot) (common)
JOY (mythic)
Lampshade (common)
Floppy Disk (common)
Blurry Vision (uncommon)
Ocean Shore (common)
Powdered Water (token)