[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.

Yesn't C Sorcery Counter target spell "Does this card function as intended?" "Yesn't"	Aver Hassif U Creature – Hassif Vigilance 3/4	Patience R Legendary Enchantment Noncreature spells cost more.	Spidget Finner U Artifact : Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn
Saint Nicholas M Legendary Creature – Human Cleric As long as Saint Nicholas is attacking, it has Indestructible. Whenever Saint Nicholas deals combat damage to any target, recite a verse from the Bible. When you do, put a Holiness counter on Saint Nicholas. Whenever Saint Nicholas has twelve or more Holiness counters on it, transform it. Saint Nicholas was blessed by the Snow Queen in the year 253 BC 1/4 Santa Claus M Legendary Snow Creature – Titan Fatso Santa Claus is White, Red, and Green Trample, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible : Make a wish. When it comes true this turn, Santa Claus gets +3/+1 until end of turn. You may draw a card. He later devoted his life to a holiday called XMas, to celebrate the birth of RNGesus.. he also gained a lot of wait eating childrens cookies 5/7	Unyhs the Anti-Yh M Legendary Creature – Yhnt Bane Lifetouch (Whenever Unyhs the Anti-Yh deals combat damage to a creature, that creature's controller gains that much life), Deathlink (Damage dealt by Unyhs the Anti-Yh causes it's controller to lose that much life) Unyhs the Anti-Yh is the Bane of Yhs 8/8	Joker U Legendary Creature – Clown Villain Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.) 4/1	Medusa, Queen of Gorgons M Legendary Creature – Gorgon Lord Royal (Medusa, Queen of Gorgons is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) Other Gorgons you control get +3/+3 and gain Deathtouch. : Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types, and cannot attack or block for as long as it is a statue. : Medusa drains 2 to any target. 7/7
Shitpost C Instant Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card	Sloth M Legendary Enchantment Cumulative Upkeep – Creatures cannot attack or block, lose all abilities and are 1/1.	Recharge U Enchantment – Aura Curse Enchant player At the beginning of your upkeep, you get . Creatures you control cannot attack. Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying , where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.)	Spewmorrow M Creature – Horror Deathtouch, Flash Whenever Spewmorrow enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, create seven Barf tokens and lose 7 life 7/7
Bonecrusher Zombie U Creature – Zombie When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton. 3/3	Wynn Lawmage C Creature – Human Wizard Hexproof, Unblockable 1/3	The Tenth of Unobtainable Legendary Artifact Decks may have zero cards named The Tenth of Unobtainable in them No player may cast The Tenth of Unobtainable what are the chances?	Foodevil T Artifact Creature – Food Devil Haste 2/2