Silly String: Virtual Booster

15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.

The Power of Youth C Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Good Eats C Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Sexy Elf C Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Ice Floor of the Synod R Artifact Land – Plains Island (Ice Floor of the Synod isn't a spell) : Add or to your mana pool. It's true this cycle may induce an unhealthy amount of rage.	Tighty Whities C Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.
Ancestral Recall of Lead Toys M Instant Target player draws three cards and reveals them. That player receives 5 damage for each non-artifact drawn that way.	Valley Wastes M Land – Desert Mountain	Tutor's Tutor U Sorcery Search your library for a card that contains the text "Search your library for" and place it on top of your library.	Profit of Doom M Creature – Cleric You are playing for money. Everytime a creature you controlled is sent from the battlefield to the graveyard all opponents must any amount of legal currency on Profit of Doom. If you win the game, you keep all money that was on Profit of Doom. If you lose the game the money on Profit of Doom is divided up equally amongst the winners and you must additionally pay the amount of money that was on Profit of Doom to the winners as well using money from your own pocket or wallet. If Profit of Doom exits the battlefield before the game concludes, all money on Profit of Doom is donated to a tax-deductible charity of your choice. 2/2	Crematory Forge R Artifact Land – Swamp Mountain (Crematory Forge isn't a spell) : Add or to your mana pool. Dual phyrexian artifact lands were only suspended so as they could be implemented in the the super un-set, where tie-dye borders will be introduced.
Headscratcher Sorcery Draw some cards. You and any opponents discuss how many cards you should draw because of Headscratcher. You can draw more cards than agreed upon, but your opponents can punish you for doing so.	Old Fart C Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Grizzly Beard C Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Crazy Combat R Enchantment Players don't take their combat phases during their own turns. During a player's turn, each of that player's opponents take their combat phase.	Aggrofail C Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12

The Power of Youth (common)
Good Eats (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Ice Floor of the Synod (rare)
Tighty Whities (common)
Ancestral Recall of Lead Toys (mythic)
Valley Wastes (mythic)
Tutor's Tutor (uncommon)
Profit of Doom (mythic)
Crematory Forge (rare)
Headscratcher (none)
Old Fart (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Crazy Combat (rare)
Aggrofail (common)