Silly String: Virtual Booster

The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Mirrodin's Lumbermill    R  Artifact Land – Mountain Forest (Mirrodin's Lumbermill isn't a spell) : Add or to your mana pool. Mirrodin's Lumbermill 2.0 will have ": Add , , or to your mana pool." as it fits for ramping colors.	Brick Shooter    U  Artifact Put a 0/2 colorless brick token into play for every spell cast after the first spell during a player's turn.	Cozy    U  Instant You and target player switch seats.	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.
Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2
Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Forest    B  Basic Land – Forest

The Birdie (common, foil)
Mirrodin's Lumbermill (rare)
Brick Shooter (uncommon)
Cozy (uncommon)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Tighty Whities (common)
Good Eats (common)
The Birdie (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Old Fart (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Forest (basic)