Silly String: Virtual Booster

This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Tighty Whities C Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Crazy Combat R Enchantment Players don't take their combat phases during their own turns. During a player's turn, each of that player's opponents take their combat phase.	Poop Shoot U Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.	Phyrexian Forest U Phyrexian Land – Forest : Add to your mana pool.	Cozy U Instant You and target player switch seats.
Grizzly Beard C Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	The Power of Youth C Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Free Zebra C Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	The Birdie C Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Old Fart C Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3
Tighty Whities C Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Zom Bee C Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Aggrofail C Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Sexy Elf C Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Plains B Basic Land – Plains

Tighty Whities (common, foil)
Crazy Combat (rare)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Phyrexian Forest (uncommon)
Cozy (uncommon)
Grizzly Beard (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Free Zebra (common)
The Birdie (common)
Old Fart (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Plains (basic)