Silly String: Virtual Booster

Lumegrind's Vault    R  Artifact Land – Island Swamp (Lumegrind's Vault isn't a spell). : Add or to your mana pool. I wonder how many casual players would allow these into their playgroups.	Personal Champion    U  Creature – Human Soldier Shiny landwalk. 2/3	Because I Say So    U  Sorcery Until end of turn if you would choose a mode on a card you may choose a different, additional mode as well.	Candlelight    U  Enchantment Light one candle and turn off all other non-candle-based lights. Whenever the candle goes out light another one and deal 4 damage to all players. Any player that intentionally puts out the flame on the candle loses the game.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2
Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1
Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Forest    B  Basic Land – Forest

Lumegrind's Vault (rare)
Personal Champion (uncommon)
Because I Say So (uncommon)
Candlelight (uncommon)
Sexy Elf (common)
Free Zebra (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
The Birdie (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Good Eats (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Old Fart (common)
Forest (basic)