Silly String: Virtual Booster

Tree of Rest and Hibernation    R  Artifact Land – Plains Forest (Tree of Rest and Hibernation isn't a spell.) : Add or to your mana pool. I'm not sure if people would be more upset this card exists, or only exists with a silver border.	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.	Candlelight    U  Enchantment Light one candle and turn off all other non-candle-based lights. Whenever the candle goes out light another one and deal 4 damage to all players. Any player that intentionally puts out the flame on the candle loses the game.	Tutor's Tutor    U  Sorcery Search your library for a card that contains the text "Search your library for" and place it on top of your library.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.
Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1
Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Mountain    B  Basic Land – Mountain

Tree of Rest and Hibernation (rare)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Candlelight (uncommon)
Tutor's Tutor (uncommon)
Tighty Whities (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Old Fart (common)
The Birdie (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Good Eats (common)
Free Zebra (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Mountain (basic)