Silly String: Virtual Booster

Jankbomb    M  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of janky red mythics that exist. Enchanted creature gains ", sacrifice this creature: Add a janky red mythic from outside the game to your hand."	Tutor's Tutor    U  Sorcery Search your library for a card that contains the text "Search your library for" and place it on top of your library.	Enemy Within    U  Spy Sorcery Turn all creatures face down. All face-down creatures have a morph cost of .	Candlelight    U  Enchantment Light one candle and turn off all other non-candle-based lights. Whenever the candle goes out light another one and deal 4 damage to all players. Any player that intentionally puts out the flame on the candle loses the game.	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.
Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3
The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Mountain    B  Basic Land – Mountain

Jankbomb (mythic)
Tutor's Tutor (uncommon)
Enemy Within (uncommon)
Candlelight (uncommon)
Free Zebra (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Good Eats (common)
Old Fart (common)
The Birdie (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Mountain (basic)