Silly String: Virtual Booster

Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Ice Floor of the Synod    R  Artifact Land – Plains Island (Ice Floor of the Synod isn't a spell) : Add or to your mana pool. It's true this cycle may induce an unhealthy amount of rage.	Enemy Within    U  Spy Sorcery Turn all creatures face down. All face-down creatures have a morph cost of .	What's the Point of This/ Seal Your Fate    U    Foe's Death    U  Artifact Creature Land – Changeling Avatar : Add to your mana pool. Foe's Death gets +1/+1 for each Place Holder you control. At the beginning of your upkeep target land becomes a copy of target artifact or creature. At the beginning of your upkeep target artifact becomes a copy of target land or creature. At the beginning of your upkeep target creature becomes a copy of target land or artifact. 4/4	Phyrexian Forest    U  Phyrexian Land – Forest : Add to your mana pool.
Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.
The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Plains    B  Basic Land – Plains

Old Fart (common, foil)
Ice Floor of the Synod (rare)
Enemy Within (uncommon)
What's the Point of This/ Seal Your Fate (uncommon)
Phyrexian Forest (uncommon)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Free Zebra (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Good Eats (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Old Fart (common)
Plains (basic)