Silly String: Virtual Booster

Den of Whispers    R  Artifact Land – Plains Swamp (Den of Whispers isn't a spell.) : Add or to your mana pool. Well since dual lands are on the reserved list, I guess we need something else.	Phyrexian Forest    U  Phyrexian Land – Forest : Add to your mana pool.	What's the Point of This?    U  Place Holder Place Holders are non-spell permanents that are not land. When Place Holder is chosen as a permanent type for an effect, flip What's the Point of This?. Seal Your Fate    C  Artifact Creature Land At At the beginning of your upeep target opponent chooses if Seal Your Fate is a land that produces , an indestructible artifact, or a 1/1 white/blue/black/red/green changeling token. When Seal Your Fate is the only permanent you control, transform it.	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1
Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.
The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp

Den of Whispers (rare)
Phyrexian Forest (uncommon)
What's the Point of This? (uncommon)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Zom Bee (common)
Aggrofail (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Free Zebra (common)
The Birdie (common)
Good Eats (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Old Fart (common)
Swamp (basic)