Silly String: Virtual Booster

Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Key to a Shiny New Life    M  Artifact Key to a Shiny New Life enters the battlefield with 3 curse counters on it. : Remove a curse counter from Key to a Shiny New Life. Discard two cards, : Regenerate target creature and gain 3 life. If Key to a Shiny New Life has no curse counters on it this ability can be activated without discarding any cards.	Brick Shooter    U  Artifact Put a 0/2 colorless brick token into play for every spell cast after the first spell during a player's turn.	Cozy    U  Instant You and target player switch seats.	Enemy Within    U  Spy Sorcery Turn all creatures face down. All face-down creatures have a morph cost of .
The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2
Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp

Old Fart (common, foil)
Key to a Shiny New Life (mythic)
Brick Shooter (uncommon)
Cozy (uncommon)
Enemy Within (uncommon)
The Birdie (common)
Old Fart (common)
Good Eats (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Swamp (basic)