Silly String: Virtual Booster

Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Jankbomb    M  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of janky red mythics that exist. Enchanted creature gains ", sacrifice this creature: Add a janky red mythic from outside the game to your hand."	Tutor's Tutor    U  Sorcery Search your library for a card that contains the text "Search your library for" and place it on top of your library.	What's the Point of This?    U  Place Holder Place Holders are non-spell permanents that are not land. When Place Holder is chosen as a permanent type for an effect, flip What's the Point of This?. Seal Your Fate    C  Artifact Creature Land At At the beginning of your upeep target opponent chooses if Seal Your Fate is a land that produces , an indestructible artifact, or a 1/1 white/blue/black/red/green changeling token. When Seal Your Fate is the only permanent you control, transform it.	Candlelight    U  Enchantment Light one candle and turn off all other non-candle-based lights. Whenever the candle goes out light another one and deal 4 damage to all players. Any player that intentionally puts out the flame on the candle loses the game.
Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1
Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp

Aggrofail (common, foil)
Jankbomb (mythic)
Tutor's Tutor (uncommon)
What's the Point of This? (uncommon)
Candlelight (uncommon)
Aggrofail (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Old Fart (common)
The Birdie (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Good Eats (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Swamp (basic)