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Blubbersucking Beebles    U  Creature – Beeble Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed 2/4	Joker    U  Legendary Creature – Clown Villain Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.) 4/1	Gentrification    R  Enchantment Spells cost more to cast	Hawaii    R  Land : Add one mana of any color : Add
Firebreathing Domo    C  Creature – Domo Mutant Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn) 3/2	Double-Edged Dagger    U  Artifact : Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent. "You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways" -Some cool dude	Boodis Temple    R  Legendary Artifact Tap target nontoken Monk you control: Create a 1/1 white Monk creature token. Tap five untapped nontoken Monks you control: You gain 1 life for each Plains you control.	Bogbeam    R  Sorcery Bogbeam costs less to cast if you control seven or more Swamps. Target player discards seven cards.
Customian Changeling    R  Creature – Shapeshifter Customian Changeling is all Customian creature types 6/6	Speedrun    U  Enchantment Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn	Termurate    R  Instant – Clanwash Target creature becomes Temur	Apathy    U  Sorcery Destroy all red creatures
Untag the Anti-Tag    M  Legendary Artifact Creature – Tagnt Bane Untag the Anti-Tag can't block Untag the Anti-Tag is the Bane of Tags 99/99	Spank    C  Instant Spank pings target Child Draw a card	Bad Ass    C  Creature – Donkey : Say something mean, then gain 1 life 1/1	Cigarette  T  Token Artifact Smoke – , Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Blubbersucking Beebles (uncommon)
Joker (uncommon)
Gentrification (rare)
Hawaii (rare)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Double-Edged Dagger (uncommon)
Boodis Temple (rare)
Bogbeam (rare)
Customian Changeling (rare)
Speedrun (uncommon)
Termurate (rare)
Apathy (uncommon)
Untag the Anti-Tag (mythic)
Spank (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Cigarette (token)