[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Megajumble    R  Instant Change each letter of each permanent's name Draw three cards	Lamb Sauce: Unlocated    R  Artifact – Delectable : Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it Lamb Sauce: Located    R  Artifact – Delectable : Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located	Nut    C  Artifact – Food : Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player	Fisherman    C  Creature – Human Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming) 1/1
Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals    M  Sorcery – Finisher Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. For each permanent exiled this way, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life. You lose the game at the end of this turn.	The Countdown is at One is a Meme    R  Instant Players compare dank memes, for the remainder of the next three turns, any player that lost the comparison, takes triple damage from every source	Slithering Ekam    C  Creature – Snake 3/3	Box    C  Artifact Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
Timelord    U  Creature – Alien Lord , : Target player skips their next turn. : Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield. 3/5	Ewe Aven    U  Land Creature – Pokemon Treefolk Bird : +1/+0 and Flying until end of game : +0/+1 and Reach until end of game 2/2	Raisinshot    C  Instant As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a or Raisinshot pings any target Storm	Take a Dump    C  Sorcery Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Kill all Humans    R  Tribal Sorcery – TVShow Robots get +2/+1 until end of turn and gain Haste. Destroy all Humans.	Sponge Reefs    R  Legendary Land Sponge Reefs enters the battlefield tapped : Add or : Create four 0/2 Spongebody tokens with Defender and "Whenever you are dealt damage, redirect that damage to this token" and ": Gain 1 life" activate this ability only if you have 50 or more life The Sponge Reefs are a great attraction on the eastern Brazilian coastline, as well as home to Spongebodies	Funny Knee    U  Enchantment Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card. During an autopsy, you can tell if a subject lived a happy life by examining for self-inflicted scars on their knees.	Pill  T  Token Artifact , Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Megajumble (rare)
Lamb Sauce: Unlocated (rare)
Nut (common)
Fisherman (common)
Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals (mythic)
The Countdown is at One is a Meme (rare)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Box (common)
Timelord (uncommon)
Ewe Aven (uncommon)
Raisinshot (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Kill all Humans (rare)
Sponge Reefs (rare)
Funny Knee (uncommon)
Pill (token)