[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Change each letter of each permanent's name
Draw three cards |
![]() When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it ![]() |
![]() |
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
|
Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. For each permanent exiled this way, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
Players compare dank memes, for the remainder of the next three turns, any player that lost the comparison, takes triple damage from every source
|
3/3
|
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 3/5
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2/2
|
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a
![]() ![]() Raisinshot pings any target Storm |
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
|
Robots get +2/+1 until end of turn and gain Haste.
Destroy all Humans. |
Sponge Reefs enters the battlefield tapped
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The Sponge Reefs are a great attraction on the eastern Brazilian coastline, as well as home to Spongebodies
|
Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card.
During an autopsy, you can tell if a subject lived a happy life by examining for self-inflicted scars on their knees.
|
![]() |
Megajumble
(rare)
Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
(rare)
Nut
(common)
Fisherman
(common)
Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals
(mythic)
The Countdown is at One is a Meme
(rare)
Slithering Ekam
(common)
Box
(common)
Timelord
(uncommon)
Ewe Aven
(uncommon)
Raisinshot
(common)
Take a Dump
(common)
Kill all Humans
(rare)
Sponge Reefs
(rare)
Funny Knee
(uncommon)
Pill
(token)