[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Detect
{u}
 
 R 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Detect, choose the name of a card in your library.
Look at the top card of your library. If it shares a name with the chosen card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it onto the bottom of your library.
Exile Detect.
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Heck
 
 M 
Legendary Land
Heck enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {b}
{1}{b}, {t}: Create a 2/2 black Imp creature token named Heckler
Primordial Soup
 
 M 
Legendary Land
Primordial Soup enters the battlefield tapped
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, add {e}.
{t}: Add {u}
{e}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to casts creature spells.
The dawn of creation was seen by nobody.
Canopatog
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Sweeping Edge
AA
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment has "Equipped creature has Sweeping"
Red Beast
{2}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Beast
Whenever Red Beast deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to target creature they control.
{1}{r}: Red Beast gets +2/-2 and gains Haste until end of turn.
3/3
The True Evil
{6}{6}{6}
 
 M 
666 – 666
Target player loses 666 life
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Planeswalker – Jace
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime.
1
Thanos
{5}{u}{u}
 
 M 
Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power
When Thanos enters the battlefield, if you control seven cards named Infinity Stone, you win the game
Lord of the Marvel Galaxy
7/7
Sandy Oak
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
Pastanaut
{2}{y}
 
 U 
Creature – Italian Astronaut
Pastanaut is Gold
{y}: Create a Bread token, activate this ability only if you control a Vehicle or Plane
2/3
Songmage Accountant
{2/u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Wizard
{u}, {t}: Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay {2/u} to untap Songmage Accountant
I'm bored of signing, i want to be singing
1/2
Squarepants
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {e}
Equipped creature isn't nude

Detect (rare)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Heck (mythic)
Primordial Soup (mythic)
Canopatog (uncommon)
Selfharmer (common)
Sweeping Edge (uncommon)
Red Beast (rare)
The True Evil (mythic)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Thanos (mythic)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Pastanaut (uncommon)
Songmage Accountant (uncommon)
Squarepants (token)