Bouncing them implies that they could actually be bounced to hand which isn't true. IMO with that wording it should have some kind of reminder about tokens ceasing to exist. I would go with "... ETBs, exile all creature tokens.
Note: tokens stop existing when they leave the battlefield, so this doesn't actually create any hand clutter.
You are effectively destroying them, but as Link said before, blue can 'bounce' but not 'destroy', so this is sort of doing an end-run around the color pie. I think it's cute enough to stay. Wording-wise, you would do "return all creature tokens your opponents control to their owners' hands".
any way to get this to be common and a fairly vanilla creature
w/o being overcosted or colored
I don't see why it can't become so in a custom set.
It's a kinda nifty answer card; and indeed, it's just "Do a thing that blue can do anyway, but do a lot of it". But sure, spell out the reminder.
Bouncing them implies that they could actually be bounced to hand which isn't true. IMO with that wording it should have some kind of reminder about tokens ceasing to exist. I would go with "... ETBs, exile all creature tokens.
Also, "Dreamweaver" is a type now?
Note: tokens stop existing when they leave the battlefield, so this doesn't actually create any hand clutter.
You are effectively destroying them, but as Link said before, blue can 'bounce' but not 'destroy', so this is sort of doing an end-run around the color pie. I think it's cute enough to stay. Wording-wise, you would do "return all creature tokens your opponents control to their owners' hands".