Evil Designs That Don't Work
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Angel of Disappointment may attack any number of times in a turn.
4/4
: Exile Astral Warrior, then return it to the battlefield. Activate this ability only once each turn.
1/1
Enchant creature with Hexproof
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
There's a way to make this work.
When Essence Lender enters the battlefield, gain X life.
When Essence Lender leaves the battlefield, lose X life.
When Essence Lender leaves the battlefield, lose X life.
1/1
When Nova Surfer dies, you may pay . If you do, choose a source. Prevent all damage that source would deal to you or permanents you control this turn.
, Exile Nova Surfer from your graveyard: Nova Surfer deals 5 damage to each creature and each player.
, Exile Nova Surfer from your graveyard: Nova Surfer deals 5 damage to each creature and each player.
2/1
Regenerate target creature that was sacrificed or destroyed this turn.
Defender
Whenever Strange Barrier attacks, it loses defender until end of turn.
Whenever Strange Barrier attacks, it loses defender until end of turn.
3/4
: Whenever a creature you control would gain vigilance this turn, you may have it get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn instead.
: Whenever a creature you control would gain flying this turn, you may have it get +1/+1 and gain first strike until end of turn instead.
: Whenever a creature you control would gain flying this turn, you may have it get +1/+1 and gain first strike until end of turn instead.
2/2
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a Wizard, a Warrior, a Priest and a Rouge, you win the game.
2/3
Create two tokens that are copies of two target creatures.
When Doubleganger enters the battlefield, it becomes a copy of two target creatures.
1/1
Flying
When Eerie Efreet phases in, discard a card.
When Eerie Efreet phases out, draw a card.
When Eerie Efreet phases in, discard a card.
When Eerie Efreet phases out, draw a card.
2/2
Counter target creature.
Enchant Permanent
Enchanted permanent has ": Target player adds one mana of any colour to their mana pool."
Enchanted permanent is an artifact and its abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
Enchanted permanent has ": Target player adds one mana of any colour to their mana pool."
Enchanted permanent is an artifact and its abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
Empty target mana pool.
Target blocked creature becomes unblockable until end of turn.
Name any number of cards. Target player searches his or her library for all cards with those names and exiles them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
Enchanted creature gets +X/+0.
"I have made Crovax weep; now I will make him scream. The pain will not end, but will bind him to me."
—Volrath
—Volrath
Illus. Joel Biske
Sacrifice target creature.
Exile target token. It's controller loses 5 life for each token they control in exile.
Destroy target creature with indestructible.
Destroy target creature, then return it to the battlefield under it's owner's control.
When a creature card is next put into its owner's graveyard from anywhere this turn, exile it.
Trample, protection from damage
6/6
Bushido 2
If there are three or more permanents named Brothers Namazaki on the battlefield, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them.
If there are three or more permanents named Brothers Namazaki on the battlefield, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them.
1/2
Whenever an ability triggers, you win the game. (Just kidding.)
6/3
End the turn.
Desperate Measures deals 5 damage to target creature or player.
Desperate Measures deals 5 damage to target creature or player.
Ninjutsu
Whenever Flurry Ninja deals combat damage to a player for the first time each turn, untap all creatures you control and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Whenever Flurry Ninja deals combat damage to a player for the first time each turn, untap all creatures you control and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
3/3
Double all damage creature spells would deal this turn.
Creatures target opponent controls become Cowards until end of turn. Then, destroy target Coward.
When Shichifukujin Dragon comes into play, put seven +1/+1 counters on it.
, Remove two +1/+1 counters: Put three +1/+1 counters on Shichifukujin Dragon at end of turn. Play this ability as a sorcery.
, Remove two +1/+1 counters: Put three +1/+1 counters on Shichifukujin Dragon at end of turn. Play this ability as a sorcery.
0/0
Destroy target white or blue land.
Blocked creatures gain trample.
Blocking creatures gain banding.
Blocking creatures gain banding.
4/4
Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield. It becomes a 3/3 green creature until end of turn. Then shuffle your library.
If Playful Cougar is returned to your hand from the battlefield, you may cast it as if it had flash until end of turn.
3/4
Creatures you control have changeling and devoid.
Colorless creatures you control get +1/+1.
Ox creatures you control get +1/+1.
Colorless creatures you control get +1/+1.
Ox creatures you control get +1/+1.
"And don't you dare run artifact creatures, or...I'll rip them asunder! I'm totally serious!"
-Nissa
-Nissa
Enchant creatures get +7/+7 and have trample.
Creatures your opponents control don't untap during their controller's upkeep steps.
Exile one of the targets of target spell or ability.
: Target Wolverine gets +5/+5 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
1/1
: Name a card. Target player reveals his or her graveyard and exiles all copies of the named card.
1/1
Whenever Fastilisk attacks, destroy all creature blocking it.
2/3
Split second
Cascade
Cascade
Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs you less to cast for each artifact you control.)
As an additional cost to cast But a Man, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts. But a Man costs less for each artifact you sacrificed in this way.
As an additional cost to cast But a Man, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts. But a Man costs less for each artifact you sacrificed in this way.
8/8
When Kill Rubric enters the battlefield, if it entered the battlefield from your hand, target player loses the game.
Cumulative upkeep — Sacrifice a land
Players skip their upkeep steps.
Players skip their upkeep steps.
Whenever Steamroller attacks, tap all blocking creatures.
"Get out the way!"
2/3
: Add or to your mana pool. Forge on the Plateau deals 1 damage to you.
Lands are Mountains.
: Destroy target Mountain.
: Destroy target Mountain.
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