SM Serious Card Dump: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sideshow Nyoser
{3}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Clown
Unleash
As long as Sideshow Nyoser has a +1/+1 counter on it, creatures can't block.
"Check out our upcoming show! It's totally OFF the CHAINS!"
3/3
Hack
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
If {u} was spent to cast Hack and enchanted creature is an artifact creature, you control enchanted creature.
Slash
{r}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
If {r} was spent to cast Slash, enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has double strike.
Get Out of Town
{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Exile target creature. That creature's controller may choose a permanent you control. If he or she does, you sacrifice that permanent.
"But I ain't goin' without a fight, ya varmint!"
Unexpected Unearth
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Choose a creature card at random from among all creature cards in all graveyards. Return that card to the battlefield under your control, then each player may reorder his or her graveyard.
"Boss? I think we found something...oh no, not another kobold..."
 
 
No more commons
Blight of Emergence
{8}
 
 C 
Creature – Eldrazi Wall
Defender
{3}: Target creature attacks this turn if able.
Whenever Blight of Emergence blocks a creature, that creature's controller sacrifices three permanents.
The land wears a permanent scar where Kozilek rose up, but no map can tell you where that location is.
9/9
Rebel With a Cause
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rebel
When Rebel With a Cause enters the battlefield, target opponent becomes the monarch.
"There, it's our unjust ruler--we must unite in revolution!"
1/1
Poison-Frog Armor
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
You get a poison counter, then target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each poison counter you have.
When you enlist the services of a poison frog, you can be sure someone is going to croak.
Piqued Fires
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Piqued Fires deals 5 damage to target artifact, enchantment, or land.
“‘Don’t I know how to do anything more than burn things?’ they say. Well, sure...but why would I ever need to when burning things is so much fun?”
—Chandra
 
 
No more commons
 
 
No more commons
 
 
No more commons
Expedition Remnant
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Nomad
When Expedition Remnant enters the battlefield, name a card other than a basic land, then reveal the top card of your library. If it’s the named card, put two +1/+1 counters on Expedition Remnant and it gains haste.
2/2
 
 
No more commons
Forest
 
 B 
Basic Land – Forest

Sideshow Nyoser (rare)
Hack // Slash (uncommon)
Get Out of Town (uncommon)
Unexpected Unearth (uncommon)
Blight of Emergence (common)
Rebel With a Cause (common)
Poison-Frog Armor (common)
Piqued Fires (common)
Expedition Remnant (common)
Forest (basic)