Copy all objects in the stack except this one, putting on top but in the reverse order from the originals, with the same owners but for each one choose one of the opponents of the original's controller to control the copy. The controllers of the copies may pay per original they wish to change the targets of (leaving the copies with the original targets of the originals).
If Crab Canon was kicked, create a blue 1/3 Crab creature token.
Kicker

Djinn offering
You may reveal a card you own outside of the game and pay that card's mana cost; if it is a land then you may pay instead of its mana cost. If you do, put it into the battlefield, face up if it is a permanent card or face down otherwise, but that permanent has no supertypes, types, and subtypes.

Create a white 1/1 Insect creature token with banding, a blue 1/1 Insect creature token with flying, a black 1/1 Insect creature token with fear, a red 1/1 Insect creature token with haste, and a green 1/1 Insect creature token with first strike. Phase out all other Insects and tokens.
Flashback--sacrifice five Insects

When Hexachlorophene J. Goodfortune enters the battlefield, if it has no counters, play a subgame but each player starts with only three life points. If you win, then put a +1/+1 counter and a shield counter on Hexachlorophene J. Goodfortune.
, : Put a energy counter on Hexachlorophene J. Goodfortune.
, Remove a counter from Hexachlorophene J. Goodfortune: Destroy target Turtle. If that permanent is destroyed in this way, create a Food token.