Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster

15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.

Vakduc, Gorebough Giant M Legendary Creature – Giant Warrior Marksman Vakduc, Gorebough Giant enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it. Trample, reach When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature without flying, where X is the amount of spent to cast Vakduc. When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature with flying, where X is the amount of spent to cast Vakduc. 0/0		Elvish Breeder C Creature – Elf Farmer Vigilance Once per game, Sorcerous, , Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 2/3
Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction R Legendary Artifact Creature – Construct Artificer Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, create a Treasure token with Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). , Sacrifice an artifact: Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life. 4/4			Form of the Library M Enchantment When Form of the Library enters, exile all cards from your hand. If you would draw cards, be dealt damage, or gain poison counters, exile that many cards from your library instead. Play with the top card of your library revealed. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. : Look at the top seven cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Grixis Roulette R Sorcery You roll a d6. Gain that much life. Each opponent rolls a die. Each opponent whose die value matches your die value loses that much life and sacrifices a creature.	Erect Precedent C Sorcery Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.
			Toy T Artifact – Toy At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.