SM Serious Card Dump: Virtual Booster

Spork    R  Instant Choose one — Copy target instant or sorcery spell and you may choose new targets for the copy; or change the targets of target instant or sorcery spell; or counter target instant or sorcery spell. Izzet mages have yet to discover anything exceeding the sheer versatility of the spork.	Warez Bear    R  Creature – Bear Permanents and spells can't become copies of other permanents or spells. Token copies of permanents can't be put onto the battlefield. Copies of spells can't be put on the stack. 2/2	Expedition Remnant    C  Creature – Human Nomad When Expedition Remnant enters the battlefield, name a card other than a basic land, then reveal the top card of your library. If it’s the named card, put two +1/+1 counters on Expedition Remnant and it gains haste. 2/2	Untamed Thrinax    U  Creature – Lizard As Untamed Thrinax enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one — it becomes a 6/3 creature with trample, or it becomes a 3/6 creature with haste. "When I said 'sit', I didn't mean 'on my face'!" */*	Eternal Sunrise    R  Enchantment Players skip their cleanup steps. (As long as Eternal Sunrise is on the battlefield, marked damage isn't removed between turns, "until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end, and players don't discard down to their maximum hand sizes.)
Renewal Retinue    M  Creature – Elf Druid Whenever you cast Renewal Retinue or another green spell, you may add X green mana to your mana pool, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. 4/5	Swipe    U  Instant Gain control of target instant or sorcery spell. (You can't change its targets.) "I'll take that if you don't mind. And if you do mind, I'll just take it anyway!" -Jace	Contraband Courier    U  Creature – Human Warrior Haste , Turn a face up exiled creature card you own face down: Contraband Courier deals 2 damage to target creature or player. "Mail call!" 2/2	Volcanic Diffuser    R  Creature – Goblin Shaman If you would add red mana to your mana pool, add twice that much colorless mana to your mana pool instead. "I wrecked your ash deposits, boss. But look! Now you can make a metal guy!" 3/2	Poison-Frog Armor    C  Instant You get a poison counter, then target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each poison counter you have. When you enlist the services of a poison frog, you can be sure someone is going to croak.
Tower of the Gatewatch    R  Land : Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Lands your opponents control have ": Add one mana of any color to your mana pool" and lose all other abilities.	Bleeding Microcosm    R  Land As Bleeding Microcosm enters the battlefield, choose any number of colors. You lose that much life. : Add one mana of any one of the chosen colors to your mana pool. (If no colors were chosen, this ability does nothing.)	Surprise Fighter    R  Creature – Illusion Surprise Fighter enters the battlefield phased out and can't phase in. As long as Surprise Fighter is phased out, it can attack and block as though it were phased in. "If anyone sees me, it's because I wanted them to." 2/2	Glittering Angel    M  Creature – Angel Flying All permanents have shroud. “Worry not about infinite brightness. For just as you cannot see, nor will you be found by those who mean you harm. They do not have me guiding them.” 5/5	Get Out of Town    U  Instant Exile target creature. That creature's controller may choose a permanent you control. If he or she does, you sacrifice that permanent. "But I ain't goin' without a fight, ya varmint!"

Spork (rare)
Warez Bear (rare)
Expedition Remnant (common)
Untamed Thrinax (uncommon)
Eternal Sunrise (rare)
Renewal Retinue (mythic)
Swipe (uncommon)
Contraband Courier (uncommon)
Volcanic Diffuser (rare)
Poison-Frog Armor (common)
Tower of the Gatewatch (rare)
Bleeding Microcosm (rare)
Surprise Fighter (rare)
Glittering Angel (mythic)
Get Out of Town (uncommon)