[FEATURE] Sarcasm: Virtual Booster

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Mechanics
Printable
15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Satirical Satyr
{2}{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Satyr Comedian
{3}{u}, {t}: Counter target President spell
{3}{b}, {t}: Destroy target President
2/2
Sarr Qasdik, the Sarcastic
{r}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Planeswalker – Sarr
+1: Target spell or card you control gains sArCaStAfOnT until end of turn
0: The next time a sarcastic creature you control attacks this turn, you may impulse draw.
-3: Sarr Qasdik, the Sarcastic deals X damage to each creature that isn't sarcastic, where X is the number of sarcastic creatures that have attacked this turn.
2
Carh Crow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Evil
Flying
SArCaStAfOnT (As Carh Crow resolves, you may pay {2}. When you do, replace every second letter with the same letter of the opposite case.)
2/1
Cast-Tick from Carh
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect Wizard
When Cast-Tick from Carh enters the battlefield, you may cast an instant or sorcery card in your hand with sArCaStAfOnT for {2} less.
1/2
Herbal Irony
{1}{g}{c}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create two Iron Herb artifact food tokens.
Sarcas, the Ickhole
 
 R 
Legendary Land
Sarcas, the Ickhole enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {b} or {g}
{b}{g}, {t}: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token with Flying and Deathtouch
Sarcastic Ass
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{3}{r/g}: Sarcastic Ass fights target creature. If that creature dies, add {u}{u}.
2/2
Sarcas Tick
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
The ticks of the sarcas swamp are itchy and gross.
1/1
Satirical Clergy
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You gain X life, where X is the number of sarcastic creatures you control.
Sarc Bomb
{3}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Sarc Bomb deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of sarcastic creatures you control.
Carh Car
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Vehicle
Crew sarcastic creature
{3}{u}, {t}: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if Carh Car is a creature.
2/3
Marc the Ass
{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Donkey
Haste
He thinks he's cool because he does shitty things "ironically".
2/1
Counter-Satire
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
SArCaStAfOnT (As Counter-Satire resolves, you may pay {2}. When you do, replace every second letter with the same letter of the opposite case.)
if Counter-Satire is sarcastic, it has Flash.
Destroy target tapped Comedian.
Iron Ass
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Donkey Construct
SArCaStAfOnT (As Iron Ass resolves, you may pay {2}. When you do, replace every second letter with the same letter of the opposite case.)
As long as Iron Ass is sarcastic, it has Haste.
3/3
Chasm of Carh
 
 R 
Legendary Land
Chasm of Carh enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add one mana of any color, spend this mana only to cast spells with sArCaStAfOnT
Iron Herb
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{e}, sacrifice Iron Herb: Add {g}{c}

Satirical Satyr (uncommon)
Sarr Qasdik, the Sarcastic (mythic)
Carh Crow (common)
Cast-Tick from Carh (common)
Herbal Irony (common)
Sarcas, the Ickhole (rare)
Sarcastic Ass (common)
Sarcas Tick (common)
Satirical Clergy (uncommon)
Sarc Bomb (rare)
Carh Car (uncommon)
Marc the Ass (uncommon)
Counter-Satire (uncommon)
Iron Ass (common)
Chasm of Carh (rare)
Iron Herb (token)