[MISC] Mashed Chum: Virtual Booster

Mirthful Mayor    R  Creature – Human Cleric Defender : Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn : Creatures you control gain First Strike until end of turn The mayor of Weedton is pretty chill, as is everyone who drinks the water or harvests the crops. Hmm... 1/3	Terrain Crush    U  Instant Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped. When you do, Terrain Crush may deal 2 damage to any target. Either way, put the rest back in any order. The three brother giants who would form Retili could probably have made the island float themselves, but with muscles rather than mana.	Spearbeak Phalanx    U  Creature – Bird Soldier Vigilance Whenever Spearbeak Phalanx deals combat damage to a player, it gets +0/+3 until your next turn. Three steps, strike, backstep twice, repeat. Advance, hit, retract, win. 2/3	Sink in Mediocrity    U  Instant Counter target sorcery or creature spell unless it's controller pays . If that player doesn't, they tap all permanents they control with mana abilities and lose all unspent mana. Most wizards never face high stakes as they settle for mediocre meddling with magic.	Dreadnought Deckhand    C  Creature – Human Pirate Vigilance "Not everybody on that great imposing vessel really wants to kill you, spare the youthful ones at least" -Boron Mightless, Hero to Galagus Rem, Antihero 2/3
Topodec's Prohibition    C  Sorcery Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield. It gains Defender until end of turn. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order. A topodec is someone who closely paroles and prohibits many of Ignema's Redeemed for public safety and implying their remaining guilt. 1/1	Druid's Familiar    C  Creature – Beast When you look at Druid's Familiar while it is in your library, reveal it and put it onto the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it. It gains Trample. Feem could call the wild like no other. 2/2	City-Striding Arbiter    C  Artifact Creature – Construct Flash When City-Striding Arbiter enters the battlefield, you may tap target creature that attacked this turn. When an artificer visits a plane in strife, it never goes well. Privacy infringement is an example of not well. 1/3	Elixir Cap    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has Hexproof. You gain 4 life. A delicacy-supplying addition to any battle armor collection!	Scrapyard Cockatrice    C  Creature – Cockatrice As long as you control an artifact, Scrapyard Cockatrice has Deathtouch Rannekol sometimes chased the Cockatrices playfully, only leaving his position to do so once every hundred years. By the time he celebrated his 5000th birthday alone as usual, they had evolved to fight back. 2/4
Alobyrolg's Torcher    C  Creature – Ogre Wizard Warrior Flash When Alobyrolg's Torcher enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to any target. Alobyrolg always loved to eat burn victims. His ears liked the screams. 2/1	Merfolk of the Verdant Pearls    C  Creature – Merfolk Merfolk of the Verdant Pearls enters the battlefield tapped : Add or Believing it to be a gift from Gaeaquata, the merfolk hold these things as dear as Chalisan holds the Basket of Blessed Shells 1/1	Rage-Clad Rhino    C  Creature – Rhino Warrior Trample, Daunt All it has to win with is it's own intensity, as is natural and fair. 4/4	Saddleback Lizard    C  Creature – Lizard Trample : Support 2 Ravagg has next to no civility left, and just a bit more tameness. So these guys are an advantage in fights. 3/4	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp

Mirthful Mayor (rare)
Terrain Crush (uncommon)
Spearbeak Phalanx (uncommon)
Sink in Mediocrity (uncommon)
Dreadnought Deckhand (common)
Topodec's Prohibition (common)
Druid's Familiar (common)
City-Striding Arbiter (common)
Elixir Cap (common)
Scrapyard Cockatrice (common)
Alobyrolg's Torcher (common)
Merfolk of the Verdant Pearls (common)
Rage-Clad Rhino (common)
Saddleback Lizard (common)
Swamp (basic)