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Meandering Banishment    R  Sorcery Destroy any number of enchantments People were falling asleep by the time the monotone priest finished the book of required reading and massage his tongue, so he could cancel out the terrorizing facial follicle spell of itchiness.	Razor Guard of the Wilted Acorn    U  Creature – Squirrel Knight Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may pay . When you do, Razor Guard of the Wilted Acorn deals 1 damage to that creature. They do far less standing-in-place then you would expect. 3/2	Elitist Cohort    U  Creature – Vedalken Advisor Flash When Elitist Cohort enters the battlefield, if you control another creature that shares a color with it, you may counter target spell. 1/3	Psychometric Incendiary    U  Artifact Imprint – Exile a card from your graveyard with converted mana cost 1 or greater. , : Psychometric Incendiary deals damage equal to the imprinted card's converted mana cost to target creature or planeswalker. An artifact with psychometry is cool, but cooler yet when it explodes.	Merfolk of the Verdant Pearls    C  Creature – Merfolk Merfolk of the Verdant Pearls enters the battlefield tapped : Add or Believing it to be a gift from Gaeaquata, the merfolk hold these things as dear as Chalisan holds the Basket of Blessed Shells 1/1
Dreadnought Deckhand    C  Creature – Human Pirate Vigilance "Not everybody on that great imposing vessel really wants to kill you, spare the youthful ones at least" -Boron Mightless, Hero to Galagus Rem, Antihero 2/3	Topodec's Prohibition    C  Sorcery Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield. It gains Defender until end of turn. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order. A topodec is someone who closely paroles and prohibits many of Ignema's Redeemed for public safety and implying their remaining guilt. 1/1	Elixir Cap    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has Hexproof. You gain 4 life. A delicacy-supplying addition to any battle armor collection!	Alobyrolg's Torcher    C  Creature – Ogre Wizard Warrior Flash When Alobyrolg's Torcher enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to any target. Alobyrolg always loved to eat burn victims. His ears liked the screams. 2/1	Rage-Clad Rhino    C  Creature – Rhino Warrior Trample, Daunt All it has to win with is it's own intensity, as is natural and fair. 4/4
Saddleback Lizard    C  Creature – Lizard Trample : Support 2 Ravagg has next to no civility left, and just a bit more tameness. So these guys are an advantage in fights. 3/4	City-Striding Arbiter    C  Artifact Creature – Construct Flash When City-Striding Arbiter enters the battlefield, you may tap target creature that attacked this turn. When an artificer visits a plane in strife, it never goes well. Privacy infringement is an example of not well. 1/3	Druid's Familiar    C  Creature – Beast When you look at Druid's Familiar while it is in your library, reveal it and put it onto the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it. It gains Trample. Feem could call the wild like no other. 2/2	Scrapyard Cockatrice    C  Creature – Cockatrice As long as you control an artifact, Scrapyard Cockatrice has Deathtouch Rannekol sometimes chased the Cockatrices playfully, only leaving his position to do so once every hundred years. By the time he celebrated his 5000th birthday alone as usual, they had evolved to fight back. 2/4	Island    B  Basic Land – Island

Meandering Banishment (rare)
Razor Guard of the Wilted Acorn (uncommon)
Elitist Cohort (uncommon)
Psychometric Incendiary (uncommon)
Merfolk of the Verdant Pearls (common)
Dreadnought Deckhand (common)
Topodec's Prohibition (common)
Elixir Cap (common)
Alobyrolg's Torcher (common)
Rage-Clad Rhino (common)
Saddleback Lizard (common)
City-Striding Arbiter (common)
Druid's Familiar (common)
Scrapyard Cockatrice (common)
Island (basic)