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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Vanilla Fudge
{w}{b}
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Vanilla Fudge: Gain 15 life
Nice and Sleazy
{b}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Choose one, or two if you pay me $100.00 CAD in cash, I'll even let you get three... if you do me a dirty favor...:
– Choose a color, exile target creature of that color silently at the end of each turn for the remainder of the game
– Deal 1 damage to target Artifact or Enchantment. Next time something would interact with it, deals 5 damage to that target, triple tap them.
– Draw cards until you draw your more subtly stacked combo piece, then an opponent discards the last spoken card after ranking worst to best
The Usual
 
 U 
 
Farewell Reception
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Farewell Reception only if a creature is leaving the battlefield
Tap all creatures. Each player gains 7 life.
Peace Officer
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Soldier Knight
Lifelink
2/2
Thawed Bread
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
(transforms from frozen bread)
{e}{r}: Transform Thawed Bread
{t}, Sacrifice Thawed Bread: Gain 2 life
(Thawed Bread transforms into Toast)
Dull Knife
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature gains "{t}: Deal 0 damage to any target"
Plastic Flower
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Plastic Flower is all colors
Plastic Flower cannot be decomposed
Distant Relative
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Pigeon Milk
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Pigeon Milk: Gain 3 life. You may heal target inhabited Bird you control
Cyborg (Human Robot)
{2}{c}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Robot Cyborg
Vigilance
3/4
Frozen Hotdog
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Land – Food Waste
Devoid
Frozen Hotdog enters the battlefield tapped
{e}{r}: Untap Frozen Hotdog
{t}, Sacrifice Frozen Hotdog: Gain 3 life
Buzzing Horse
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse
Trample, Horsemanship, Phasing
3/5
Galloping Pest
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Menace, Landwalk, Phasing
5/3
Free Credit
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Give target player $1.00 CAD.
For each turn it takes them to give you that same amount, multiply the cost by 2
Once that number becomes larger than their savings account, they lose the game and must declare bankruptcy in real life
Plains
 
 B 
Basic Land – Plains
Powdered Water
 T 
Token Artifact

Vanilla Fudge (rare)
Nice and Sleazy (uncommon)
The Usual (uncommon)
Farewell Reception (uncommon)
Peace Officer (common)
Thawed Bread (common)
Dull Knife (common)
Plastic Flower (common)
Distant Relative (common)
Pigeon Milk (common)
Cyborg (Human Robot) (common)
Frozen Hotdog (common)
Buzzing Horse // Galloping Pest (common)
Free Credit (common)
Plains (basic)
Powdered Water (token)