CardName: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Cost: ∞ Type: Legendary Creature - God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power Pow/Tgh: ∞/∞ Rules Text: When ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) enters the battlefield you win target life you control Flavour Text: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: 1001 Nights Cost: {0} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All players play one thousand and one subgames of **Magic**, the player that wins the most subgames gains 1 life, if two or more players are tied for the most subgames won, nothing happens instead Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: 123456789 Cost: 1{2}3456789 Type: Creature - Embodiement Pow/Tgh: 123456789/123456789 Rules Text: When 123456789 enters the battlefield, choose one, two or three: -Target player gains 12346789 life -123456789 deals 12346789 damage to each creature and planeswalker -123456789 deals 12346789 damage to target player Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: 1250 cards Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: 1269 cardz Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: 1500 cards! Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: we did it we stopped racism Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: 2323 is a cool # Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: 2777th card ever Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: 3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! Cost: Type: Legendary Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a cake token Flavour Text: After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: 4K doesnt make a bad thing good Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: 500th common! Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: yoyoyo Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: 9/11 Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Lol fake Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: 900!!! Cost: 900 Type: 900 900 - 900 Pow/Tgh: 900/900 Rules Text: 900 Flavour Text: 900 Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Adults Only! Cost: XXX Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile each player that is less than 18 years old Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Antilandwalk Cost: 3 Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Lands you control are artifacts instead. They still have all mana abilities and follow other land rules (but cannot be targeted) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Brevver's Hassif Cost: 9 Type: Legendary Creature - Hassif Pow/Tgh: 9/9 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: CARD 1200!!! Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: CARD100!!! Cost: {100} Type: Legendary Creature - God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power Pow/Tgh: 100/100 Rules Text: When CARD100!!! enters the battlefield target opponent loses 100 life and you gain 100 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: CARD1000 Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: THIS IS TRUE POWER Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: CYA Cost: CYA Type: CYA - CYA Pow/Tgh: CYA/CYA Rules Text: {c}{y}{a} Flavour Text: Don't worry, I'm not actually leaving! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Cancerous Magic Player Cost: 6 Type: Creature - Human Child Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one: - For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. - For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. - Crease target card an opponent owns. - Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck - The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Censoring Cost: 6 Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gotcha - Whenever an opponent swears, choose one: -Deal 3 damage to that player -Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Combinosis Cost: 0 Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures get +X/+X where X is the number of creatures combined with them {1}: Combine target creature with another target creature, any player may activate this ability Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Comment dump Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Put endless comments on Comment dump Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cosmic Egg Cost: 2 Type: Legendary Creature - Egg Pow/Tgh: 0/2 Rules Text: Protection from everything {2}: Put an Ascension counter on Cosmic Egg. Then, if it has six or more Ascension counters on it, transform it. Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Cosmic Overlord Cost: Type: Legendary Creature - Alien God Pow/Tgh: 20/20 Rules Text: Protection from everything If Cosmic Overlord would leave the battlefield, put it onto the battlefield instead. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Discount Cost: 2 Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active Spells and abilities you control cost {2} less to cast and activate Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Dragonballer Cost: Z Type: Creature - Anime-Protagonist Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck {T}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Enchanted Mythril Burger Cost: 5 Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You gain 10 life. If {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} was spent to cast Enchanted Mythril Burger, you gain 30 life instead. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Error 404: Magic Card not Found Cost: 404 Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Five-Color Activator #2 Cost: 6 Type: Creature - Golem Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: {1}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with First Strike. {1}{U}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying. {1}{B}: Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with Deathtouch. {1}{R}: Create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token with Haste. {1}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Frog creature token with Hexproof. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Foreverspell (Fixed?) Cost: 3 Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Foreverspell (Fixed?), choose a spell you own from inside or outside the game. Foreverspell (Fixed?) has all the effects of the chosen spell. Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Froggychum's Total Card Count Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: 5062 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod Cost: eee Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Gravity Cost: 5 Type: Enchantment - Force Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures cannot be moved up unless their controllers pay {2} for each centimeter they are being moved Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: How can shit be random? Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Good question Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Humanize Cost: 1 Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: I swear i have acceptable mental health Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: yee Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: In a Jar Cost: 1c Type: Suffix Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Inactivity Cost: 0 Type: Enchantment - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {4}: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn {T}: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way Flavour Text: I really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D: **please dont forget meeeee** Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Inventory Cost: xx Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures with more than X attached Equipemnts cannot attack or block and lose all abilities Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Is this set bannable? Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Just wondering? Update 05/16/19: Nvm havent been banned yet :) Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Kayception Cost: K Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: K may be payed with {1}, then copying target spell or ability {T}: Put a Kay counter on Kayception {W}{W}{W}, Remove three Kay counters from Kayception: Destroy all Black creatures, then return them to the battlefield, they are Zombie Slaves in addition to their other types If Kayception has more than three Kay counters on it, you lose the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Let it Go! Cost: s Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Let it Go!, tap target Snow Queen creature you control Choose one: -Target player discards a card -Counter target spell Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu Cost: 33 Type: Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Triplet Pow/Tgh: 35/35 Rules Text: Indestructible, Menace, Flying, Trample, Protection from Instants, Sorceries, and cards with Flash When you cast Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu exile six target permanents, if you have less than twenty-one cards in your hand draw cards equal to the distance, you gain control of target player on their next three turns Whenever Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu attacks, defending player exiles top fifty-nine cards of their library Discard three cards with converted mana cost X: Counter three target spells with converted mana cost X Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu costs {3} less for each card type among cards in your graveyard Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: MTG + Bulk Barn = Illuminati Cost: {6} Type: Instant - Government Conspiracy Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All your nonplayable bulk becomes playable until end of turn Flavour Text: They want us to buy bulk, the end days will pay off! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Main Page Squeeze Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Good job on that HTML coding guys, really good job Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Mech of The Mechanics Cost: 6 Type: Creature - Robot Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Mech of The Mechanics gains every evergreen ability on http://www.magicmultiverse.net Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Melogg of the Golmicaar Cost: 13 Type: Legendary Creature - Demon Golem Advisor Lord Pow/Tgh: 13/13 Rules Text: Other non-Advisor Golems get -13/-13 Whenever another Golem dies, create five Gold tokens Flavour Text: The Golmicaar is a senate of golems lol Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: New Year Cost: 365 Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Player's stop playing the current game of **Magic** and continue at the beginning of the next year's upkeep Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: New Year of Cards Cost: 365 Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: No Cost: {0} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Counter target spell that would win opponent the game You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Noneja Cost: 0 Type: - Ninja Pow/Tgh: 0/0 Rules Text: Noneja has no abilities Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: OP Cost: 0 Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "{T}: You win the game" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Omnitog Cost: 6 Type: Creature - Atog Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: {2}, Sacrifice a permanent: Omnitog gets +1/+1 this turn. If that permanent was white, put a lifelink counter on Omnitog; the same is true for blue and flying, for black and deathtouch, for red and haste, and for green and trample. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: On A Stick Cost: 2 Type: Suffix Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2} Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Patient #119870 Cost: CC Type: Legendary Creature - ??? Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {W}: We {U}: Can {B}: Save {R}: Your {G}: Soul Flavour Text: Patient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT] Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pc ded'd and mobile sux so i cant post 😢😭😢😭😭😭 Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Piglet without a Genetic Code Cost: ? Type: Creature - Unspeakable Boar Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: (What should {?} be payed with?) {T}, Sacrifice Piglet without a Genetic Code. Then do it again six hundred sixty six times: Create a GMOPork token. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Pixel Ouphe Cost: 1c Type: Creature - Ouphe Internetian Pow/Tgh: 0/5 Rules Text: Defender Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Polar Bear Cost: 1s Type: Creature - Polarbear Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rarity curve is hard Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Just sayin' Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rarityless 32 Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Recharge Cost: 4 Type: Enchantment - Aura Curse Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant player At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {E}. Creatures you control cannot attack. Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying {X}, where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Rhetoricality Cost: ?? Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: (What should {?} be payed with?) Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Rule 63 Cost: 63 Type: Creature - Embodiement Pow/Tgh: 6/3 Rules Text: Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: SEVEN HUNDRED CARDS Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: I am two thirds of the way to being the largest Viewable set! You better watch out boiss Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: SPIDERS ON MY WALL LIKE THEY PAY RENT??? Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Simplicity Cost: 4 Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Players may only cast sorceries and creatures with converted mana cost 1 or less, and only one spell per turn. Creatures have no abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1 Players cannot gain life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Spaghetti Monster Cost: 11 Type: Legendary Creature - Eldrazi God Pow/Tgh: 11/11 Rules Text: Eldrazi creatures have base power and toughness of 11/11 Flavour Text: shlurp Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Statically Triggered Activist Cost: 2sss Type: Basic Creature - Evil Pow/Tgh: 5/1 Rules Text: Protection from everything Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it {e}{e}{e}{T}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tardigrade Cost: 0 Type: Creature - Germ Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Protection from everything Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tetherball Effect Cost: 2 Type: Enchantment - Force Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a spell that targets an opponent resolves, Tetherball Effect creates a copy of it, that targets it's caster Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: That Guy who Knows Every Card Cost: 😨 Type: Creature - Nerd Lord Pow/Tgh: 69/69 Rules Text: When That Guy who Knows Every Card enters the battlefield, other Nerds become astonished until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The First Creation Cost: XC Type: Legendary Creature - Germ Pow/Tgh: 0/2 Rules Text: The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it. Protection from things with more Age counters and all players. {2}: Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc). Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: The MRS Cost: X Type: Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset - God Being of Ultimate Power Pow/Tgh: X/X Rules Text: X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: This set is cancer Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Tweet Cost: 0 Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b} Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Undertale Roleplay anybody? Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)reaching( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)cancer( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)that( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) should( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) not( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) even( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) possible ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz Cost: 9 Type: Legendary Creature - Gtaznt Bane Pow/Tgh: 9/9 Rules Text: {T}: Remove all {U} and {R} from each player Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz is the Bane of Gtazs Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Unnecessarily Radical Leftists Cost: s Type: Basic Creature - Evil Pow/Tgh: 0/0 Rules Text: Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Useless Omnipotence Cost: 0 Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Useless Omnipotence only if one or more opponents controls a Wood Elemental or Chimney Imp. This cost cannot be ignored. You win the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Weirdo Cost: ? Type: Creature - Weird Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: (What should {?} be payed with?) When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Winter Piyf Cost: SS Type: Creature - Piyf Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {S}: +1/+1 until end of turn {T}: Add {S}{S}{S}{S} to spend only on Snow things Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: World of Warcraft Cost: Type: Plane Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {CHAOS} ahh go crazy ahh go stupid Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Yes Cost: {0} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target spell resolves Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: You are a good person Cost: {0} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You lose the game Flavour Text: Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: You better damn read these cards Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: do it!!! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: card 1234!!! Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: common 500 again i guess hecc Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: eight hundred boisssssssss Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: -_- Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: it is ready... Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: it took me 2 months to make 5 cards also comment test and btw this set is ~38% of my total card count Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: leave a post on this card Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: do it :D for me :D Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: missed card #1300. well its 1301 now. heckin heck Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: missed my one year anniversary ): Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: my 2600th karddgh Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: nothing Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: order has been removed praise your new god chaos Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: ruined the color pie Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: s i x h u n d r e d c a r d s Cost: 600 Type: Legendary 600 - 600 Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: omg Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: the canon gap Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: *joins* 1 month later - +10 sets 10 months - +1 set Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: the thousandfold and one refraction of pooplandica Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: it happened today Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: we missed 1100 cards fam Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: shame on me Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: welcome wurms Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: (wurms is my brother irl) Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: what do you think of shiftrrs? should i make a misc set outta it? Cost: Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: $ Cost: 3W Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {2}{W}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice $: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control for each artifact you control. You gain that much life. Flavour Text: Wealth is prosperity and everyone deserves to prosper. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: A La Mode Cost: ww Type: Suffix Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{T}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Aang the Last Airbender Cost: Type: Legendary Creature - Anime-Protagonist Avatar Monk Child Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: (Aang the Last Airbender transforms from Caillou) Flying {U}{U}, tap another untapped Elemental or Human you control: You may put a TVShow spell from your hand onto the battlefield. Whenever Aang the Last Airbender has six or more Age counters on it, transform it. (Aang the Last Airbender transforms into One Punch Man) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Abraham Lincoln Cost: 2ww Type: Legendary Creature - President Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: When Abraham Lincoln enters the battlefield, all Slaves become Humans and lose the Slave type for the remainder of the game Flavour Text: "Free the slaves!" motto of Abraham Lincoln, first president of America Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Ageism Cost: 1ww Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Ageism enters the battlefield, choose a number {w}: Target creature with a number of age counters on it not equal to the chosen number gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the difference between their age counters and the chosen number Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Ageus Wizern Cost: 1ww Type: Legendary Planeswalker - Ageus Pow/Tgh: /7 Rules Text: Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a loyalty counter on Ageus [-X]: Distribute X +1/+1 counters among creatures you control [-3]: Creatures you control have Vigilance and Lifelink until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Air Elemelon Cost: ww Type: Artifact Creature - Food Elemental Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flying {T}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Amooza! Cost: 1wy Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Another Day // Another Dollar Cost: {2}{W} // {1}{W} Type: Sorcery // Instant Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time) // When you cast, choose one: -It has Strive, Pay half a white mana -It has Storm Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Archbishop's Endgame Cost: WWW Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.) Put a +1/+1 counter and a Vigilance counter on each creature you control. You gain 7 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Audible Skysheep Cost: 4ww Type: Creature - Skysheep Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: {T}: Create a number of Sound Cloud tokens equal to your life total Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon Cost: WW Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Food Anime-Protagonist Avatar Monk Child Lord Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: Flying Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Food permanents you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Avatar of Security Cost: 4ww Type: Creature - Avatar Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: When Avatar of Security enters the battlefield, it's power becomes equal to any amount of your life total, and it's toughness equal to the rest. You may pay {2} at any time to redistribute these values. Vigilance, Trample and cannot be dealt noncombat damage and can block and be blocked by any number of creatures. At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 3 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Aver Hassif Cost: www Type: Creature - Hassif Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: Vigilance Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bah-Roken Astral Drift Cost: w Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever you cycle a card, choose one or both: - Exile target permanent - Cast that card without paying it's mana cost Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Ballerina Cost: 2w Type: Creature - Fairy Child Dancer Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Ballerina is Pink {T}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life. Flavour Text: The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae Cost: 2wwyy Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Banishment Cost: w Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile target creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bedtime Cost: {W}{W} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting {0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bee Syrup Cost: {Y} Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Beggar Cost: w Type: Creature - Human Citizen Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token. {3}, {T}: Transform Beggar Flavour Text: Spare some change? Spare some change? Back side: CardName: Bagger Cost: Type: Creature - Human Worker Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. {T}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}. Flavour Text: I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street... Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Belief in Flight Cost: {W} Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Child Enchanted Child has flying Flavour Text: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Boi Cost: W Type: Creature - Human Idiot Child Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Boodis Temple Cost: 3WW Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap target nontoken Monk you control: Create a 1/1 white Monk creature token. Tap five untapped nontoken Monks you control: You gain 1 life for each Plains you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Boon of Fortune Cost: 1W Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Boon of the Clerical Cost: 1w Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10. You gain 5 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bork Cost: {W} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn Flavour Text: The Bork is too stronk with dis one Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Branding of the Sheep Cost: 1w Type: Tribal Enchantment - Sheep Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control. Flavour Text: Yo dude check out this sick new merch, am I good enough now, daddy? Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Caillou Cost: 1w Type: Legendary Creature - Human Baby Child Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {B}, {T}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.). Whenever Caillou has three or more age counters on it, transform it. (Caillou transforms into Aang the Last Airbender) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Captain America Cost: 1WW Type: Legendary Creature - Superhuman Hero Elder Soldier Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Captain America is Jeskai Vigilance Whenever Captain America blocks a creature, gain 1 life for each other Human you control {T}: Other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Chef Royale Cost: 4WW Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures are Chefs in addition to their other types and gain Royal and Cook Buffetdish - {1}. Flavour Text: **Master Chef** but with broken bones instead of crushed dreams. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Codename: Baseball Cost: 1ww Type: Creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Vigilance, Plainswalk {2}, {T}: Exile target artifact spell Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Cuddle Cost: {w} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Derp Cost: W Type: Creature - Idiot Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Domo Dojo Cost: 5W Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Domo Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+2 and gain First Strike. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Dove Cost: {W} Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Flying {w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Druclarep Cost: 1ww Type: Legendary Creature - Druclarep Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Vigilance Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Dudeism Cost: {1}{W} Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Human Enchanted Human gains "{W}{W}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Dullify Cost: w Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature is Dull until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Dust Cost: W Type: Artifact - Junk Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: EMBKnight Cost: 1W Type: Creature - Knight Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: First Strike When EMBKnight enters the battlefield, you may pay {3}{W}{W}. If you do, you gain 10 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Egg Whites Cost: wW Type: Artifact Creature - Food Egg Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Endoctrinate Cost: 1w Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Feed Cost: {W}{W} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature loses Hungry Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Fieldburn Cost: 1ww Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of each of your opponent's upkeeps, if they control more basic lands than you, you gain life equal to the difference. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Finishing Move #1: Power of the Gods Harnessed by the Light's Champion Cost: WW Type: Sorcery - Finisher Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You gain life equal to the number of creatures you control. Then, each opponent with less life than you loses the game. You lose the game at the end of this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Flamingo Cost: RW Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flamingo is pink Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Flatog Cost: 1w Type: Creature - Atog Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Lifelink Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Flu Shot Cost: 2w Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Remove all Infect counters from target player Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Fluke Cost: {w} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: French Vanilla Guy Cost: {1}{w} Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: First Strike Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gabe The Dog Cost: W Type: Legendary Creature - Hound Angel Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Bork Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Garfield, Comic Cat Cost: 1ww Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Cat Construct Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: {T}: Create a Buffetdish token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Get off my Lawn! Cost: 1w Type: Tribal Sorcery - Elder Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Gift of Fortune Cost: W Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Lifelink Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gnight Cost: 1w Type: Artifact Creature - Gnome Knight Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Vigilance Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gnome Home Cost: 3W Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gnome Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1. {1}{U/G}, {T}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Godspeed Cost: 1ww Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Goodies Cost: {w}{w} Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Heal Potion Cost: WW Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Holy Symbol Cost: ww Type: Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {2}, {T}: Destroy target nonwhite creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Holy Trinity Cost: 3www Type: Legendary Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a Legendary 1/2 white Human Cleric creature token named Jeebus Krystofski with "{W}, {T}: Heal target creature", a Legendary 1/3 white Spirit creature token named The Holy Spirit with Flying, Vigilance and Lifelink, and a Legendary 8/8 white God creature token named God Almighty with Indestructible and "{2}{W}{W}, {T}: Destroy all other creatures" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Holy Water Cost: ww Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Destroy target black creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Home Makeover Cost: {W}{W} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Transform target Structure Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hopeful Dream Cost: 1w Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hydras' Bane Cost: 3ww Type: Creature - Human Hero Pow/Tgh: 1/4 Rules Text: When Hydras' Bane enters the battlefield, destroy all Hydras. {1}{w}{t}: Remove all +1/+1 counters from target creature Flavour Text: "SCREW YOU HEROES' BANE!" -Auro Hydrabane Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: I, Ajan Cost: 2w Type: Instant - Self-Realization Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast I, Ajan only if you control an Ajani planeswalker. Ajani planeswalkers become 2/2 Cat creatures with Lifelink for the remainder of the game. They are still planeswalkers. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Idiotproof Cost: ww Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Illuminate the Soul Cost: w Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly) Cost: 2w Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: JK Rowling Cost: 3ww Type: Legendary Creature - Human Author Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Whenever you tell a joke you may say "Just kidding" if you do, create a Book token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Joyous Pun Cost: W Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Jury Duty Cost: {3} Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant white or blue creature Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Just A Prison Cost: w Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature cannot attack, block or have it's activated or triggered abilities activated or triggered. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Kek Cost: W Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.) Create a Spam token. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Knight of the Fort Cost: {2}{W} Type: Creature - Knight Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: Defender Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Language Teacher Cost: 1ww Type: Creature - Human Teacher Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Tap X untapped Students you control: You may change up to X target words Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Lionkeeper Cost: 2w Type: Creature - Human Scout Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Multikicker - {w} When Lionkeeper enters the battlefield, create a 2/1 white Cat creature token for each time it was kicked. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Little Spoon // Big Spoon Cost: {1}{W} // {3}{W} Type: Enchantment // Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep target player kisses you, they may pay {2} to counter that ability // At the beginning of your upkeep you kiss target player, they may pay {3} to counter that ability, and slap you Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Lord of the Selfless Cost: 5WW Type: Legendary Creature - Angel Lord Pow/Tgh: 0/7 Rules Text: Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0. You cannot cast spells. Opponents spells cost {X} less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless. Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. {T}, remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless. Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless. When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Love Dove Cost: 1w Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flying, Lifelink Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Lovely Dirb Cost: W Type: Creature - Dirb Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Flying Bonk: Two permanents reproduce Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Loyal Sycophant Cost: w Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Luminous Aetherborn Cost: 1w Type: Creature - Aetherborn Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. Flavour Text: I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Mad Nomad Cost: 2w Type: Creature - Nomad Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {2}{R}: Ping any target Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Mass Orgy Cost: {12}{W}{W}{W} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Populate fifteen times Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Mentorality Cost: {4}{W} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Mentorality only if you know something target opponent doesn't know Teach the thing to that same target opponent, if they understand gain 20 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Meow Cost: {W} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Merci Cost: w Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Minister of Silly Walks Cost: 3WW Type: Legendary Silly Creature - Lord Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: {T}: Until end of turn, Silly creatures you control gain Landwalk. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Miracle Cost: {1}{W} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gain 5 life Miracle {0} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Miracle Worker Cost: {2}{W} Type: Creature - Human Cleric Worker Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {2}{W}{T}: Gain 1 life for each creature you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Money Monkey Monk Cost: {5}{W}{W} Type: Creature - Ape Monk Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Monocolorism Cost: www Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Monocolorism enters the battlefield, exile all multicolored permanent Whenever a multicolored permanent enters the battlefield, exile it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Moo Cost: {w} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Moon Diner Cost: 4W Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Alien Habitat At the beginning of your end step, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this Structure. Cook MoonPie - {W} ({W}: Create a MoonPie token) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Mr Clean Cost: Type: Legendary Creature - Human Cleric Artificer Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: (Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man) {w/u}{w/u}{w/u}: Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Mythic Mystic Cost: 5ww Type: Creature - Mystic Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: Threshold - Mythic Mystic gets +7/+7 and whenever it attacks, target opponent exiles seven cards from their hand and you gain 7 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Neil Armstrong Cost: {2}{w}{y} Type: Creature - Human Astronaut Pow/Tgh: 4/2 Rules Text: {T}: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn Flavour Text: Explorer of the Dairy-Lane Galaxy Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: No Mad Cost: 2ww Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Numero-Angel Cost: XYZWWW Type: Legendary Creature - Angel God Mathematician Pow/Tgh: infinity/infinity Rules Text: Any number can be any number you want Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Obama's Barracks Cost: 2WW Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Soldier Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1. If you control a President, they get +2/+2 and gain first strike instead. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Oldfashionedism Cost: {4}{W}{W} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {2}{W}: Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Omen of Old Men Cost: w Type: Sorcery - Omen Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: (Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game) Speculate 3 Create three 1/1 white and blue Elder Human creature tokens with "{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt by the Antichrist this turn. Then, scry 1." Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: One Punch Man Cost: Type: Legendary Creature - Anime-Protagonist Swaglord Pow/Tgh: ∞/20 Rules Text: (One Punch Man transforms from Aang the Last Airbender (The Avatar)) {T}: One Punch Man deals damage equal to it's power to target attacking creature and you gain that much life. Whenever One Punch Man has nine or more Age counters on it, transform it. (One Punch Man transforms into Mr. Clean) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Overflowing Inspiration Cost: 4WWW Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Draw seven cards, you gain 7 life, create seven 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Pardon Cost: 1W Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Passing of the Numero-Angel Cost: 5ww Type: Legendary Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Everything becomes Evil Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Patience Cost: 1ww Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Player's may not take extra turns Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pig Tails Cost: {1}{w} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Female Human Child {1} Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pike Trickfoot Cost: 1WW Type: Legendary Creature - Gnome Cleric Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Indestructible {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to legendary creatures you control this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Platinum Armor Cost: 5ww Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Warrior {3} Equipped Warrior has +0/+30 and gains Indestructible Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Polished Cartouche of Solidarity Cost: w Type: Enchantment - Aura Cartouche Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pride Cost: WWW Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures get +3/+3. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Protect Belief Cost: 1w Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Purify Soul Cost: 1w Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud. When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.). Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Radical Altruism Cost: wwwww Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Any number of creatures you control exile themselves, then you gain that much life squared Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Rapture Cost: 1WW Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You gain 3 life. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. Flavour Text: "The horrible deaths of the corrupted was necessary so that the pure may live" - Scripture Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Rejoice in Riches Cost: {3}{w}{w} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gain 2 life for each Gold permanent you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Respawn Cost: W Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Respawn target Gamer Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ripley, the Chosen Believer Cost: {5}{W}{W} Type: Creature - Titan Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: When Ripley, the Chosen Believer enters the battlefield or attacks, choose one, then put a Destiny counter on Ripley, the Chosen Believer: -Exile two target permanents an opponent controls -Gain 7 life When Ripley, the Chosen Believer has 5 or more Destiny counters on itself, transform it Flavour Text: The First Daily Llama, he lasted a miraculous six hundred sixty six days... until his turning... Back side: CardName: Ripley, the Unbeliever Cost: Type: Creature - Demon Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: Whenever Ripley, the Unbeliever attacks, choose one: -Destroy three target permanents an opponent controls -Target opponent loses 6 life, and you gain 6 life {B}{B}{B}: Sacrifice Ripley, the Unbeliever, return all permanents from every graveyard to the battlefield under your control Flavour Text: A serial killer that one day disappeared, nobody knows or wants to think about what happened to this disgraced saint Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Saint Nicholas Cost: 3ww Type: Legendary Creature - Human Cleric Pow/Tgh: 1/4 Rules Text: As long as Saint Nicholas is attacking, it has Indestructible. Whenever Saint Nicholas deals combat damage to any target, recite a verse from the Bible. When you do, put a Holiness counter on Saint Nicholas. Whenever Saint Nicholas has twelve or more Holiness counters on it, transform it. Flavour Text: Saint Nicholas was blessed by the Snow Queen in the year 253 BC Back side: CardName: Santa Claus Cost: Type: Legendary Snow Creature - Titan Fatso Pow/Tgh: 5/7 Rules Text: Santa Claus is White, Red, and Green Trample, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible {1}: Make a wish. When it comes true this turn, Santa Claus gets +3/+1 until end of turn. You may draw a card. Flavour Text: He later devoted his life to a holiday called XMas, to celebrate the birth of RNGesus.. he also gained a lot of wait eating childrens cookies Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Santa Claus, Maker of Miracles Cost: 4ww Type: Legendary Snow Creature - Titan Fatso Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: If you started the game with Santa Claus, Maker of Miracles in your opening hand, you may put it onto the battlefield. Cards you control have "Miracle {w}" Whenever you activate the first ability of the turn, you may replace all activation costs for that ability with {1}{w} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Shame Cost: 1w Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.). {5}: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Silk Dress Cost: {w}{w} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Human Female Equipped Human Female has Hexproof Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Silk Web Cost: 1W Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Spider Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink. {1}{U}: Freeze target Insect. {1}{B}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Skysheep Cost: w Type: Creature - Skysheep Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token Flavour Text: Oft mistaken for clouds Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Snake-Eye Die Cost: ww Type: Artifact - Block Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Snow Day Cost: {2}{W} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Snowfall Cost: 2ww Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Permanents are white in addition to their other colors and gain the Snow supertype Whenever a red spell is cast, sacrifice Snowfall Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Soul Ak Cost: 1w Type: Creature - Pokemon Ak Spirit Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Vigilance Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Soul Ring Cost: w Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: You may add {w}{w}. If you don't gain 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spearwing Hawk-O'-Lyte Cost: 1w Type: Creature - Bird Soldier Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: High Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Spilled Milk... Cost: {W}{W} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Spill a whole carton or bag of milk, cry for 10 minutes, take a time out, then apologize to everyone who watched you cry and spill the milk, then learn a lesson not to do what Magic cards tell you to do Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spongebodyguard Cost: 5ww Type: Creature - Plant Knight Pow/Tgh: 0/* Rules Text: Defender, Indestructible, Hexproof When Spongebodyguard enters the battlefield all creatures you control gain Bestow {0} and are Bestowed onto Spongebodyguard, all noncreature spells in your graveyard gain Splice onto Creature {0} and are splices onto Spongebodyguard, all Lands you control become Artifact Equipments with "Equip {0}" that become equipped to Spongebodyguard, they are still lands Spongebodyguard's toughness is equal to triple your life total Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Spongebodyguard {3}{W}{W}: Gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Spotlight Cost: 1w Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and {W} instead, respectively. Etch {3}{W}{W} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {3}{W}{W}. If you do it's effects are permanent.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Summertime Cost: {3}{w}{w} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Sunrise Cost: 1w Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: It becomes Morning. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Sweet Cost: {w} Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant permanent Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has "{T}: Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Swiper no Swiping! Cost: 1ww Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Thanker Cost: 2W Type: Creature - Human Angel Pow/Tgh: 0/3 Rules Text: Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life Flavour Text: Thank you sir, may I have another? Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: The 401st Legion Cost: 5ww Type: Legendary Enchantment Creature - Soldier Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: The 401st Legion gets +1/+1 for each other Soldier you control {W}: Create a Soldier token At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control 401 or more Soldier tokens, The 401st Legion deals 401 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets and you gain 401 life, then sacrifice each other Soldiers you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Cycle of Life 3 Cost: 2W Type: Enchantment - Saga Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: **[I]** - Create three 1/1 white Human Peasant creature tokens. **[II]** - Create two 2/2 white Human Knight creature tokens. **[III]** - You gain 1 life for each Human you control. Prevent all damage that would be dealt until the start of your next turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Feeding Cost: {2}{W}{W} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All creatures lose Hungry Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: The Tadgemah Hall Cost: 4WW Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a nontoken Monk enters the battlefield under your control, create two 1/1 white Monk creature tokens. {5}{W}: You gain 2 life for each Monk you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Thot Patrol Cost: 2ww Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Toddler Safety Rail Cost: {W}{W} Type: Artifact - Wall Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail {1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tom Derpery Cost: 1W Type: Legendary Creature - Idiot Lord Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: (Casting this spell is a misplay) Whenever you misplay, put a +1/+1 counter on Tom Derpery. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Tutu Cost: 1w Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1} Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{T}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life." Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Unvil the Anti-Vil Cost: 6ww Type: Legendary Creature - Vilnt Bane Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Lifetouch (Whenever Unvil the Anti-Vil deals combat damage to a creature, that creature's controller gains that much life), Deathlink (Damage dealt by Unvil the Anti-Vil causes it's controller to lose that much life) Unvil the Anti-Vil is the Bane of Vils Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Unyhs the Anti-Yh Cost: 6WW Type: Legendary Creature - Yhnt Bane Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Lifetouch (Whenever Unyhs the Anti-Yh deals combat damage to a creature, that creature's controller gains that much life), Deathlink (Damage dealt by Unyhs the Anti-Yh causes it's controller to lose that much life) Unyhs the Anti-Yh is the Bane of Yhs Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Vanilla Guy Cost: {1}{w} Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Vizier's Dictate Cost: 1w Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Reveal the top three cards of your library. You may put an Angel or Human revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped. Then, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: WYTE 101 Cost: www1001www Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Wandering Soul Cost: 1W Type: Creature - Spirit Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Flying, Lifelink Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Warrior's Pillow Cost: {W} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: White Aura Cost: ww Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: White Beast Cost: 2w Type: Creature - Beast Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Whenever White Beast deals combat damage to a player, you gain that much life. {W}: White Beast gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: White Cloth Cost: 1ww Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Wingman Cost: {1}{w} Type: Creature - Bird Angel Rogue Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: {W}{W}{T}: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game Flavour Text: I need to earn my wings!!! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Yarn Golem Cost: 1ww Type: Creature - Golem Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: {T}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: You Only Ask Once (YOAO) Cost: W Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match) Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: a card frfr? Cost: w Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose one: - Target creature gains Lure this turn. - Target creature gains Indestructible this turn. Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: @ Cost: 1U Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exchange control of target creature and target land controlled by different players. Then, you may pay {U} to draw a card. Flavour Text: With a *blip* the frog was standing where once was a factory. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: A Fishy Situation Cost: 1u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: A neat ability 3 Cost: 3uu Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever you become the target of a spell you control, you may copy that spell, but not choose new targets. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Albert Einstein Cost: {3}{U}{U} Type: Legendary Creature - Human Genius Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {U}: Do a math equation, then draw a card if you were correct {U}{U}{T}: You and target opponent test each other on 10 math/science questions, they must all be different. Whoever gets the most right, draws four cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Algae Cost: U Type: Creature - Plant Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Defender Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Amphibious Toad Cost: 1u Type: Creature - Frog Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Apathy Cost: 1u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy all red creatures Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Appoholism Cost: {4}{u}{u} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {U}: Download an App on a mobile electronic device, draw a card {U}{U}{U}: Uninstall five Apps on a mobile electronic device, draw seven cards, and exile Appoholism Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Aquaphobia Cost: 3uu Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Aquapus Cost: {5}{u}{u}{u} Type: Creature - Octopus Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Trample, Reach Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Aquatog Cost: 1u Type: Creature - Atog Pow/Tgh: 0/2 Rules Text: Defender Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Archmage of Truth Cost: 3uu Type: Creature - Wizard Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Hexproof Whenever you would draw a card, instead Discover (Reveal the top three cards of your library and put one card from among them into your hand, then put the rest back in any order and shuffle.). Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Archmage's Endgame Cost: uuu Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.) Shuffle target permanent into it's owners library. That player mills ten cards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Basically Arcane Adaption Cost: {2}{u} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All your creatures are turtles :D Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Better Masterful Replication Cost: 5u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose two (you may choose the same mode more than once): - Create a 3/3 colorless Golem creature token - Artifacts you control become copies of target artifact you control this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Bitswirl Cost: u Type: Creature - Fish Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card. Flavour Text: A tiny microorganism became the first fish Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Blue Aura Cost: uu Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Blue Bandana Cost: u Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Blue Beast Cost: 2u Type: Creature - Beast Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Whenever Blue Beast deals combat damage to a player, draw those many cards, then discard those many cards. {3}{U}: Blue Beast cannot be blocked this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Blue Mana Potion Cost: uu Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{T}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Blue Moon Cost: 1uu Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All cards are Mythic Rare Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? Cost: uu Type: Creature - Wall Pow/Tgh: 0/4 Rules Text: Defender All spells and abilities target Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? instead. Whenever Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {2}. When you do, counter that effect. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Blue is Fun Cost: {u} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You win the game. You always do. Narcissist, sadist, asshole. Flavour Text: Oh sorry, did you want this at instant speed, my bad. Really, sorry. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Blue, the Cluefinder Cost: {U}{U}{U}{U}{U} Type: Legendary Creature - Wolf Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {U}: Create five Clue tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Boned Fish Cost: 1u Type: Creature - Fish Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Boneless Fish Cost: u Type: Creature - Fish Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Flying, Defender Flavour Text: Agility was a new ability Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Boon of Learning Cost: 1U Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Botflippery! Cost: {5}{U} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever you flip a water bottle, draw a card, then discard a card if you fail Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Bottleflippin' Cost: {U}{U}{U} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bubble Cost: U Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flying {1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cardboard Winds Cost: 1uu Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Draw a card Drawstorm (copy this spell for each card drawn this turn, you may choose new targets for these copies) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Changeling Propagandist Cost: 2U Type: Creature - Shapeshifter Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. {1}{U}, {T}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Cloning Machine Cost: 5UU Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {1}{U}: Create a Clone creature token. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Coastal Wizard Cost: 1uu Type: Creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {1}{U}, {T}: Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay {2} and exile it. When they do, return that creature to the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of their next upkeep. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Codename: Diving Cost: 2u Type: Creature - Merfolk Artificer Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: {X}{T}: Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Color Pie Infringement Cost: {U}{U} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap target creature, it does not untap for the remainder of the game Flavour Text: your going away for a long time Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Color is the New Color Cost: {7}{U}{U} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Combo-Breaker Cost: 3U Type: Creature - Human Evil Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: When Combo-Breaker enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. Choose a permanent card among them. That player puts that card onto the battlefield tapped. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Control Freak Cost: U Type: Creature - God Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: While Control Freak is in play, you may only cast blue spells Whenever you cast a spell, it gains "Tap target creature, then draw a card" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Coral Reef Cost: 3uu Type: Creature - Plant Pow/Tgh: 0/5 Rules Text: Defender Whenever Coral Reef blocks a creature, untap all Fish you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Counter Counter Cost: 1uu Type: Creature - Worker Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: When Counter Counter enters the battlefield, choose one: -Put a +1/+1 counter on Counter Counter for each +1/+1 counter that was put onto creatures on the battlefield this turn -Counter target spell for each spell that was countered this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Cramming Aetherborn Cost: 1u Type: Creature - Aetherborn Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card. Flavour Text: In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Create Cost: u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create something Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Credit Card Cost: 4u Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent. {1}: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Cross the River Cost: {U}{U}{U} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Cross-Over Cost: {7}{U}{U}{U} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose a deck you own outside of the game, you may play with that and the deck you started the game with until end of the match Flavour Text: Oh my god have you seen the new Teletubbies x Barney the Dinosaur crossover???!!!??? It was epic!!! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter Cost: 1u Type: Creature - Merfolk Rogue Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Deja Vu Cost: 1u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Copy target spell Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Detect Cost: u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Detect, choose the name of a card in your library. Look at the top card of your library. If it shares a name with the chosen card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it onto the bottom of your library. Exile Detect. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Dfnembk Catcher Cost: 6U Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: {7}{U}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Double Jump Cost: {3}{U} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Drop of Pee Cost: u Type: Artifact - Junk Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Drucaquerunami Cost: 1uu Type: Legendary Creature - Drucaquerunami Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Islandwalk Lands are Islands Drucaquerunami gets +1/+1 for each Island Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Ebb Cost: u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Kicker {2}{U} Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Etanod Cost: 1uuuu Type: Legendary Creature - Etanod Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Whenever you give money, win those many games Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Falter of Fate Cost: 3U Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose one: - Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library - Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Finishing Move #2: Omniscience Mastered by the Pharaoh's Vizier Cost: UU Type: Sorcery - Finisher Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Draw seven cards and untap all permanents you control. You lose the game at the end of this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Fish (the Verb) Cost: 2u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap target blue creature. Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming). Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Fisherman Cost: 1u Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Flow Jammer Cost: 2uu Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {X}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Flying Carpet Cost: 1u Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Flying Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Fortune Teller Cost: 1UU Type: Creature - Human Shaman Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: {2}{T}: Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen Cost: 4u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Furrytize Cost: {U} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn Flavour Text: They are corrupting our children! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gift of Learning Cost: U Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gladly in Gold Cost: {3}{u}{u} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Draw a card for each Gold permanent you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: God Drowns the Earth Cost: {U}{U}{U}{U}{U}{U}{U}{U}{U}{U} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Return all Humans and Biblefolk to their owners hand, then draw a card, and paint a rainbow Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Gotta Go Fast! Cost: RR Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gotta Go Fast! is Blue Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Greater Clairvoyance Cost: 1U Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Kicker {3}{U} (You may pay an additional {3}{U} as you cast this spell.) Reveal target player's library. Then, if Greater Clairvoyance wasn't kicked, that player shuffles their library. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Haiku Page Cost: uu Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hammerhead Shark Cost: 3uu Type: Creature - Shark Pow/Tgh: 5/4 Rules Text: Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hammerspace Cost: 3u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hex Cost: U Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: History Teacher Cost: 1uu Type: Creature - Human Teacher Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Tap X untapped Students you control: You may cast a Historic spell from your hand with converted mana cost X for free Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hoodwink Cost: 1u Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less You control enchanted creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo Cost: uuu Type: Enchantment - Curse Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant player Enchanted player's cards are blue in addition to their other colors Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: I, Eye Cost: u Type: Sorcery - Self-Realization Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Illuminate the Mind Cost: u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) Cost: 2u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Insightful Dream Cost: 1u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Internet Flood Cost: {5}{U}{U}{U} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create X 1/1 LOLCat creature tokens, where X is your devotion to Spam (devotion to Spam is measured in the number of Spam tokens you control) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: It's Raining Men! Cost: 1uu Type: Legendary Tribal Sorcery - Human Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Multikicker {1} Create a 1/1 green male Human creature token Permanents are blue until end of turn, if they are artifacts, destroy them Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much Cost: u Type: Legendary Planeswalker - Jace Pow/Tgh: /1 Rules Text: [0]: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace [-999]: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Jumble Cost: 1UU Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Change up to three target creature's names Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Lawbound Theft Cost: 1uu Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: (Before the start of the game, remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante) At the end of each players turn, they gain ownership of all permanents they control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Learn from Mistakes Cost: 4UU Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Draw a card. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. Flavour Text: It only took one fatal lab explosion to push Tolarian researchers to discover a blast-resistant metal for their pupils. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Lmao Cost: u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Lobster Cost: 1rR Type: Creature - Crab Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: Lobster is Blue Defender {1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Lord Omnibane Cost: 5uu Type: Legendary Creature - Bane Lord Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: Lord Omnibane is the Bane of each creature type Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Mangaroo Cost: 3UU Type: Creature - Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Jump Boost 7, Storage 3 When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Mathematician Cost: 1uu Type: Creature - Mathematician Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: {π}{T}: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Megajumble Cost: 5UUU Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Change each letter of each permanent's name Draw three cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Meta Cost: U Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Microjumble Cost: U Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Change target character in target creature's name Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Mythic Magician Cost: 3uu Type: Creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Instant and sorcery spells you cast gain Storm Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! Cost: u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Counter target counterspell Flavour Text: "Counter that." "Heh good thing im splashing blue" "Do we even want to play this game?" "I think it's like Golf." Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Navy War Cost: {3}{U}{U}{U} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose one: -All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn -Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Nick Naomi Cost: {1}{U} Type: Legendary Creature - Clone Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead {1}{U}: Change Nick Naomi's name Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Nick the Mechanic Cost: 5u Type: Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: {1}{u}{t}: You may cast an artifact spell from your hand for free Flavour Text: Nick is a wonderful mechanic, he's been doing it in Maqa for forty years, and he hasn't accidentaly killed any races yet! What a guy! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Nightwatch Cost: 2u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime Look at target players hand. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Noah, the Arkmage Cost: 2uuu Type: Legendary Creature - Biblefolk Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Hexproof, Islandwalk, Swimming, Fishing. {1}{U}, Tap an untapped Island you control: Create a Battleship token. {3}{U}: Freeze target Island permanently and irrevocably (it does not and cannot be untapped) At the beginning of your end step, if you control ten or more tapped Islands, you win the game. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more tapped Islands, you win the game. Flavour Text: At the end of the Biblical Age, Noah was the last believer of RNGesus as a messiah, rather than a bro Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Number Carrier Cost: 1u Type: Creature - Worker Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Numberloop Cost: 2UU Type: Enchantment - Aura Curse Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant player When Numberloop enters the battlefield, enchanted player chooses a number greater than zero. Skip that players next X turns, where X is the chosen number. At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, exile Numberloop and they search their library for up to X cards and put them into their hand. Then, they shuffle. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Once in a Blue Moon Cost: 2u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When you cast Once in a Blue Moon, if there are exactly three copies of it in your graveyard, you win the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Organize Cost: 1UU Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Move any number of creatures anywhere Draw three cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pearldent Trickster Cost: u Type: Creature - Oyster Rogue Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {1}{U}: Target player plays with their hand revealed for the remainder of the game. That player creates a colorless Pearl artifact token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, if your hand is revealed, draw a card." Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Poetry Cost: 2UU Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{T}: Scry 1" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Psionic Prison Cost: 1uu Type: Enchantment - Aura Curse Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant player Whenever a creature enchanted player controls would become tapped, return it to it's owners hand, unless it's controller pays {2}. {3}{U}: Tap target creature. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Rainfall Cost: {2}{u}{u} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated {U}: Destroy target Artifact Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Rainmaker Cost: 1uu Type: Creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: {2}{u}{u}, {t}: Until end of turn, Whenever you would tap an Island for mana, add an additional {U}. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Reinvent the Wheel Cost: 1UUU Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: One-Off (Only one of Reinvent the Wheel may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match) Create a trading card game named ***Magic**: the Gathering 2.0*. Play a subgame of this game, using that game. If you win the subgame, you win this game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Restricted Exploitation Cost: 1U Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to. Flavour Text: "If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification" - EpicHistorian420 Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Rewording Cost: {2}{U} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Sadness Cost: {u}{u} Type: Creature - Embodiement Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life Flavour Text: aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Seaburn Cost: 5u Type: Enchantment - Aura Curse Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant player Lands enchanted player controls are Islands and creatures you control have Islandwalk. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Sharp Cost: U Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature is Sharp until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Shell Armor Cost: 2u Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0} Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Shimmering Soul Cost: 1U Type: Creature - Spirit Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Shipwreck Cost: 1UU Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target blue Artifact Creature Vehicle with Swimming and/or Islandwalk Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Sillytize Cost: 1U Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Skywise Flapper Cost: 1u Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Flying {U}, {T}: Scry 1. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Sloth Cost: UUU Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cumulative Upkeep - {2} Creatures cannot attack or block, lose all abilities and are 1/1. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Smurf Cost: {u} Type: Creature - Smurf Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Smurfberry Cost: {u} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn Flavour Text: The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Songmage Accountant Cost: 2/uu Type: Creature - Human Worker Wizard Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: {u}, {t}: Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay {2/u} to untap Songmage Accountant Flavour Text: I'm bored of signing, i want to be singing Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Sonic Fastboi Cost: 3RR Type: Legendary Creature - Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: Sonic Fastboi is Blue. Jump Boost 4 ({E}: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Sophia Cost: uuu Type: Legendary Creature - Robot Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry {T}: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spell's Recall Cost: 1u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Reveal the top three cards of any player's library. You may put an instant or sorcery card from among them into your hand, and you may spend mana as though it was mana of any color to cast that spell. Then, put the rest on the bottom of that player's library in any order. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Sub-Aquatic Inventor Cost: 1uu Type: Creature - Human Merfolk Artificer Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Swim Cost: u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) Cost: 1u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You gain control of target thing that you own. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Talk Show Cost: {4}{U}{U} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gotcha - Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card Flavour Text: Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Thanos Cost: {5}{U}{U} Type: Creature - God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: When Thanos enters the battlefield, if you control seven cards named Infinity Stone, you win the game Flavour Text: Lord of the Marvel Galaxy Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Bank Cost: 5uuu Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When The Bank enters the battlefield, each player may put $5.00 CAD on it. Each player that doesn't loses the game. Other sources cannot add or remove money from The Bank. {2}, Remove $1.00 CAD from The Bank: Draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Cycle of Life 5 Cost: 4U Type: Enchantment - Saga Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: **[I]** - Create three 1/1 blue Scholar creature tokens. **[II]** - Tap any number of creatures you control. For each creature tapped this way, draw a card. **[III]** - If you have ten or more cards in your hand, you win the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Doctor Cost: 9UUU Type: Legendary Creature - Alien Cleric Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/6 Rules Text: {X}{U}, {T}: Change the type and number of counters on X target permanents to another type and number (choose new changes for each target). {0}: Regenerate The Doctor. This ability costs {1} more to active for each time you've activated it this game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Rain Man Cost: 4uu Type: Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: {4}{U}{U}{T}: Search your library for a card named It's Raining Men! and cast it for free (including it's multikicker costs), then return The Rain Man to your hand, tap all untapped white or green Humans you control Flavour Text: He amazed all the simplefolk with his spectacle Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Thinker Cost: 1U Type: Creature - Alien Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Scry 1 {4}{T}: Draw a card Flavour Text: Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Thmblflp Cost: 2uuu Type: Legendary Thimbleflipper - Homunculus Clone Wizard Pow/Tgh: 0/2 Rules Text: Flip an unflipped Thimble you control: Draw a card Flavour Text: Fblthp's clone grew an obsession for flipping thimbles, than he named himself after it and his Thimbleflipper spark ignited, and he knew his true powers...!!! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Thot's Thoughts Cost: u Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target Thot forces you to Scry 1 then lose 999 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Timelapse Cost: {U}{U} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Skip target player's turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Timelord Cost: 3UU Type: Creature - Alien Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/5 Rules Text: {2}{U}, {T}: Target player skips their next turn. {2}{U}: Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Tint Cost: u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tugowar Manowar Cost: {2}{U} Type: Creature - Jellyfish Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls Flavour Text: BZZZZT Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Turtle-Man Cost: 4u Type: Creature - Turtle Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Uncle UnComin Cost: {3}{U}{U} Type: Legendary Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and "{T}: Counter target spell" Flavour Text: A legendary creature as an uncommon? How peculiar! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Unrereh the Anti-Rereh Cost: u Type: Legendary Creature - Rerehnt Bane Pow/Tgh: 0/0 Rules Text: Protection from Creatures Unrereh the Anti-Rereh is the Bane of Rerehs Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Waiting Cost: 1uu Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Player's may not take extra turns Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Waiting for dinner Cost: {2}{u}{u} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Water Bear Cost: 2U Type: Creature - Bear Elemental Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Water Bottle Flip Cost: {U} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Water Bottle of Fliptude Cost: {1}U Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it {1}{T}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Water Elemelon Cost: uu Type: Artifact Creature - Food Elemental Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Hexproof {U}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Weeb Cost: U Type: Creature - Idiot Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {6}{T}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Wetten Cost: u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Whiz Witch Cost: 2uu Type: Creature - Hag Wizard Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: Wizards you control get +1/+1 and cannot be blocked {3}{U}: Damage dealt to your opponents and planeswalkers they control cannot be prevented this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Windmill Cost: 3UU Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You may sacrifice three creatures with Flying instead of paying this spell's mana cost. {2}: Draw a card. If you do, mill a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Yesn't Cost: 0 Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Counter target spell Flavour Text: "Does this card function as intended?" "Yesn't" Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Zygote of Infinity Cost: u Type: Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a spell is cast put a Infinity counter on Zygote of Infinity Whenever there are ten or more Infinity counters on Zygote of Infinity, transform it Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Singularity Overloaded Cost: Type: Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: You win target game Overload {U}{T} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: "Meaningless Trifles" Cost: 1b Type: Enchantment - Aura Curse Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, they lose 1 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: % Cost: 4B Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile two creature cards from your graveyard. Create a 7/7 black Zombie creature token Flavour Text: Art is colorful and symmetrical, Dark Art is bathed in crimson and deals with portions Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: A neat ability 1 Cost: 2b Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Abandon Building Cost: 1b Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Structure Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Abortion Cost: 1BB Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target player discards a Child card from their hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: African Child Cost: b Type: Creature - Human Child Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: All with Nothing Cost: b Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Each player discards their hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Amoral Aetherborn Cost: 1b Type: Creature - Aetherborn Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Deathtouch Flavour Text: I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ancient Vil Cost: b Type: Creature - Vil Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Ancient Vil is Historic Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it Flavour Text: In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Antilandlubber's Diversity Cost: 5bb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Apples to Ashes Cost: 2b Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flash Apples to Ashes is the Bane of Food. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Arachnidality Cost: {8} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All creatures are Spiders in addition to their other types All numbers on all cards are replaced by 8 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Archdemon's Endgame Cost: BBB Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.) Destroy target permanent. It's controller loses 1 life for each card in target graveyard. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Back to Black Cost: 1bb Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Each creature that has ever been Black but is currently not, becomes exclusively Black until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bad Ass Cost: b Type: Creature - Donkey Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bad Omen Cost: 2b Type: Sorcery - Omen Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: (Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game) Speculate 3 Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bad Yh Cost: b Type: Creature - Yh Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Deathtouch Evil and Evils get -1/-1 Flavour Text: The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Barack Obama Cost: 3bb Type: Legendary Creature - President Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {6}{T}: Creature a white Legendary Enchantment token called Obama Care, it has "Pay USD $X.XX: Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to any number of creatures" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Barney the Dinosaur Cost: 5BB Type: Legendary Creature - Dinosaur Horror Lord Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Barney the Dinosaur is Purple. Trample, Deathtouch, Menace {B}, say a swear word: Discard a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Basic Slave Cost: b Type: Creature - Human Slave Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Add {B} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Biggie Cheese Cost: 5bb Type: Legendary Creature - Rat Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 4/8 Rules Text: When Biggie Cheese enters the battlefield, sacrifice it and you lose 10 life unless you say "Yo what up I'm Biggie Cheese". {B}{B}, {T}: Beatbox. If each opponent thinks it's sick and/or cool, transform Biggie Cheese. Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Mr. Boombastic Cost: Type: Legendary Creature - God Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 10/10 Rules Text: Hexproof, Indestructible AA, {T}: Freestyle rap for up to one minute. For each bass sound you make, Mr. Boombastic deals 5 damage to any target and you gain 5 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Black Aura Cost: bb Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Black Beast Cost: 2b Type: Creature - Beast Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Whenever Black Beast deals combat damage to a player, they discard those many cards. {2}{B}: Black Beast gains Deathtouch until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Black Market Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {B}{B} and give Black Market's controller $5.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Black Wall of Wonder what this does? Cost: bb Type: Creature - Wall Pow/Tgh: 0/4 Rules Text: Defender Whenever Black Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, that effect's controller loses 2 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Black Widow Cost: 2b Type: Creature - Spider Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Deathtouch, Infect {B}{B}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Blackhole Cost: 3bb Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Destroy all other permanents Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bogatog Cost: 1b Type: Creature - Atog Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Lifelink Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bogbeam Cost: 5BB Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Bogbeam costs {4} less to cast if you control seven or more Swamps. Target player discards seven cards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Bonecrusher Zombie Cost: 1BB Type: Creature - Zombie Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Boon of Power Cost: 1B Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature When Boon of Power enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and gain 1 life. Enchanted creature has Menace. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bull's Feces Cost: {b}{b} Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Butt-Fugly Shacc Cost: 1B Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Habitat {B}: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc. Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Gorgeous Mansion Cost: Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Habitat Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead. {T}: Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Campy Mophead Cost: 2b Type: Creature - Mophead Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {3}{B}: +1/+1 until end of turn for each basic Swamp you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Cast to Shadow Cost: 1B Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities" Flavour Text: And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Censor Bar Cost: {B}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Charcoal Cost: b Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Chillin' Like a Villain Cost: {b}{b}{b} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Chillin' Like a Villain enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you control a black nontoken creature You cannot be the target of spells or abilities opponents control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Chumphrogg Cost: 6bbb Type: Legendary Creature - Human Frog Horror Pow/Tgh: 9/9 Rules Text: Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, sacrifice it, target opponent loses 5 life, then you gain 5 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Church of JRR Cost: 5BB Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap an untapped nontoken Lizard you control: Create a 1/1 green Lizard creature token. Tap seven untapped nontoken Lizards you control: Creatures get -1/-1 this turn for each Swamp you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Cigam the Rereh-Tag Cost: 4bb Type: Legendary Creature - Rereh Tag Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: {T}: Create six white and black Cigar artifact tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Collegesytle Cost: 2b Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Crackhead Cost: B Type: Creature - Human Druggy Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Snorting ({G}: +1/+0 until end of turn) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Creepy Pasta Cost: {B} Type: Artifact Creature - Food Horror Construct Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control {B}{T}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Crude Oil Cost: 5 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap seven untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Crude Oil: Add seven {B} and you gain seven {E} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: DONT TOUCH ME I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!!! Cost: {6} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Card effects that would make you eat nut products, are countered Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Dank memes Cost: {0} Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Dark Fae of the NEMBK Cost: b Type: Creature - Faerie Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flying, Lifelink Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Dark Souls Cost: {B}{B}{B} Type: Creature - Demon Spirit Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Flying, Deathtouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Decc Stacc Cost: 4bb Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Dehumanization Cost: 5bb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures may not have or gain the creature type Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Dehumanize Cost: bb Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Derek DeVoid Cost: {2}{b} Type: Creature - Human Idiot Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Devoid Flavour Text: What a boring guy Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Devils Devotion Cost: {5}{B}{B}{B} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Submit your soul to Satan, all opponents lose games equal to your devotion to Satan (devotion to Satan is measured in the amount of virgins you have sacrificed) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Dom the Domo King Cost: 5bbb Type: Legendary Creature - Domo Lord Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Everything is a Domo Domos get +8/+8 Each second a Domo exists, win three games Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Domo Cost: b Type: Creature - Domo Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Druccaol Cost: 1bb Type: Legendary Creature - Druccaol Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: Deathtouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Dull Dagger Cost: 1b Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {1} Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Dungfeaster Cost: {b}{b} Type: Creature - Insect Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Swampwalk Tap a swamp you control, {B}: Target player loses 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Eat yourself Cost: 11 Type: Sorcery - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile the top card of your library for each pound you weigh Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Ella the Monster Cost: 3BB Type: Creature - Monster Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Deathtouch Sacrifice Ella the Monster, Pay 5 life: Create five Monsterella artifact creature tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Ender Pearl Cost: b Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Erase from History Cost: B Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose one: -Destroy target Historic permanent -Counter target Historic spell -Exile target Historic card -Target card is not Historic this turn -Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole Cost: 4BB Type: Legendary Creature - Demon Fatso Pow/Tgh: 2/6 Rules Text: Scarred 4 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 4 damage to all other creatures.) Hungry 4 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put four +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) Flavour Text: From the land of South Park many horrors arrive, but this, is certainly the darkest and most dreadful Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Evil Cost: {B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Evil Guy Cost: B Type: Creature - Evil Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Exterminate Cost: bbb Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Extinction Bomb Cost: {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Burn everything. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: False Persona Cost: 3bb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When False Persona enters the battlefield choose any colors. You become those colors. {E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}: Destroy False Persona and reveal your true colors. Any player may activate this ability. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Feign Death Cost: 1B Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Finishing Move #3: Arrival of the Lichlord's Dreaded Devastation Cost: BB Type: Sorcery - Finisher Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: For each card in target graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life unless they pay {1}. You lose the game at the end of this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Fireckzian Cost: {1}{B} Type: Creature - Horror Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: First World Problem Cost: {0} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Fly Cost: b Type: Creature - Insect Pow/Tgh: 0.5/0.5 Rules Text: Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Fudge Pop Cost: bb Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {B/W}{T}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gamerfunk Cost: XB Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If one or more Gamers would die this way, exile them instead. *Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament* - Overload {X}{X}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.") Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Garfield, Creation of the Internet Cost: bbb Type: Legendary Planeswalker - Garfield Pow/Tgh: /4 Rules Text: [+1]: Drain 1 to each player for each Food and Delectable you control [-2]: Target Monster and/or Fatso you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Then, put a number of -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is that creatures power [-10]: Z̵̷̲̗̣͋͗͛ͨ̌̾̀͞ä̶̖͇̙͓̞̻͈̯̜̝͓̱͕̰́̂̇ͭ̊͒ͅl͖̳͇̘͎̻̝͋͐ͨ̈̂́͢ͅg͙͙̠̯̞̞͍̺̩̹̱͎̪̘̦̭̎̋͊̌̿͂̾̑͒ͨ̽̐ͨ́͟õͪ̅́ͮ͑ͭ͆͜҉̛͓͖̼̖̩ ̿ͪͩͪ҉̵͉͎̫͓̻̥͇͚͚̰͙͇͇̩͡c̔ͬͩͭͨ̓ͯ̌͒̄̚͏̵̕͟͏͍̜̱͍̯̮̻̭͇͎o̶̡͛͌̈́̈́ͧ̂̎́͏̯͔̲̹̪̻͈͈̺̲̺͈̬͈͙̳̀m̶̷̛͉͉̖̥̤̮̜͉̱̠̬̩̻͍͕̰̯̿̃̽͆͆͂ͨͮ̉ͮͦ͛̚͞e̶̟̗̤̘̮̗͚̻̭̽͂̊̉̒͐́͊̊ͭ̄̅̅͒ͨͣ͑͋̀ͅt̸͈̱͈̩̝͓͚͔̝̣̘̭͚͙̳̹̬̥̭̒ͨ̃͐ͣ͒̾̏̿͛̇͆͋̐ͭ͆̋̌́ĥ̙̘̙͉͕̺͎̜̱͍̭͕͈̙̪͉̻ͮ̑ͨͬͭ͜ Flavour Text: "W-what d-did you sick bastards do to my boy?" - Jim Davis Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Gargamel Cost: {5}{B}{B}{B} Type: Creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Flying, Lifelink Pay 8 Life: Draw 8 Cards Flavour Text: Lord of Darkhill, Smurfton Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Gate to Hell Cost: 5bb Type: Artifact - Gate Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: The first time five or more creatures are attacking while Gate to Hell is in play, target Demon you control becomes Gate to Hell's Keyholder for the remainder of the game {T}: Add {B}{B}{B} only if Gate to Hell is a Land Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Get Rekt Cost: {B}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it Target player gets Rekt Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gift of Power Cost: B Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Greed Cost: BBB Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a player casts a spell or activates an ability outside of their turn, each of their opponents create a Gold token unless that player pays {1}. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Gremlin Cost: 1b Type: Creature - Goblin Horror Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Griefing Cost: bb Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gru Cost: 1bbbb Type: Legendary Creature - Human Absolute-Unit Evil Pow/Tgh: 7/6 Rules Text: Trample, Haste {B}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Gru and a -1/-1 counter on another target creature you don't control. {T}: Create a 2/2 yellow Minion creature token with Bad Defender Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Guilty Cost: Type: Emblem Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Guilty's controller may not cast black spells Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hallow Ween Cost: {B}{B} Type: Sorcery - Holiday Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target creature If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hateful Soul Cost: 1B Type: Creature - Spirit Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flying, Deathtouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hax! Cost: {0} Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft Report target non-hacking player Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Headsplitter Skeleton Cost: 1BB Type: Creature - Skeleton Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Ho Bobum Cost: 2BB Type: Legendary Creature - Human Author Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Create a book token {1}{R}{R}{T}: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn Flavour Text: The author of Life: Homeless Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hoard Cost: 2BB Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Habitat When Hoard enters the battlefield, force all creatures to inhabit it. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, force it to inhabit this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless their controller pays 5 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hoarder Cost: 2B Type: Creature - Human Peasant Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card and lose 1 life for each Junk you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hobo's Revenge Cost: 2bb Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Counter target Gold spell or ability Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Horrific Dream Cost: 1b Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control Each player discards a card and loses 2 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: HowToBasic Cost: {11}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B} Type: Creature - YouTuber Idiot Pow/Tgh: 11/11 Rules Text: {B}{T}: Sacrifice a Food, create 1 000 000 1/1 Subscriber tokens {T}: Sacrifice your dignity, you win the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Human Sacrifice Cost: b Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Illuminate the Appetite Cost: b Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) Cost: 2b Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Indian Giver Cost: 1bb Type: Creature Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Spells you cast have Buyback {2} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Insight from the Void Cost: 1B Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card. Flavour Text: "The closer to death I find myself, the closer I feel to the truth" Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Jack Skellington Cost: 3bb Type: Legendary Creature - Skeleton Lord Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Deathtouch When Jack Skellington enters the battlefield if it is Christmas, put five +1/+1 counters on Jack Skellington, it gains Deathtouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Junkrat Cost: 1B Type: Creature - Rat Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch. When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Junkyard Cost: 5BB Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Rat and Hound Habitat Creatures inhabiting Junkyard gain Deathtouch. Whenever an artifact would be put into the graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead. {2}{B}: Return an artifact card exiled by Junkyard to your hand. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Kill all Humans Cost: 5cb Type: Tribal Sorcery - TVShow Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Robots get +2/+1 until end of turn and gain Haste. Destroy all Humans. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: King Midas Cost: 3bb Type: Legendary Creature - Human Lord Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Goldtouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Knujjukk, the Junklord Cost: 5BBB Type: Creature - Junk Demon Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Deathtouch, Trample, Indestructible When Knujjukk, the Junklord enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card and loses 1 life for each Junk you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Littering Fiend Cost: 1b Type: Creature - Devil Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Lockpicker Cost: B Type: Creature - Rogue Raider Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Lockpick ({1}, {T}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Logo of You Cost: {5} Type: Artifact - Logo Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Logo of You enters the battlefield, you kill target player, drain their blood and draw a picture of them with their blood Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Mass Moving Day Cost: 16BBBBB Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Move all creatures and all structures Flavour Text: 80000x worse than any other day in human history, no arguing, just none Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Midas Touch Cost: B Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Monkey in the Middle Cost: {2}{b} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {2}: Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with "{2}: this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability" Flavour Text: This card IS number six hundred and nine... [lennyface] Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Mounting Misery Cost: 2BB Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target player loses 1 life. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. Flavour Text: "Your pain will beget pain, until you know of nothing but the agony!" - Phyrexian torturer Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Mr Commitment Issues Cost: {1}{b} Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Myc Anon, Unlisted Source Cost: 2b? Type: Legendary Creature - Human Librarian Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: ( What should {?} be payed with? ) {B}, {T}: Create a Book token. Then draw cards equal to the number of Book tokens you control and lose that much life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Nein Cost: b Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Counter target spell with a German accent Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Nethersight Cost: 1b Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Reveal the top three cards of your library. For each Demon or Zombie you reveal this way, deal 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. Then, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Ni-Gel Cost: {2}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Nigel VanGerman Cost: 9bb Type: Creature - German Wizard Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: When Nigel VanGerman enters the battlefield add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} {B}: Destroy target creature Whenever a creature dies, Nigel VanGerman drains 5 Flavour Text: Fascist dictator of his own city Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Night in the Fort Cost: {3}{b} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Night of the EMBKs Cost: 1bb Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You gain 2 life and target opponent loses 2 life. Create a 2/2 black Knight creature token. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Nitslave Cost: {1}{b} Type: Creature - Human Slave Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: {T}: Create a Yarn token {2}{B}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: No Refunds Cost: 1b Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cards don't have Buyback (they lose it, and cannot gain or have it) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Nomicide Cost: 2B Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Kicker {1}{B} Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Notak Cost: b Type: Creature - Notak Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Nut Cost: B Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Off-Brand Shrek Cost: {6}{B}{B}{B} Type: Creature - Orc Pow/Tgh: 5/8 Rules Text: Flavour Text: It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre! This common un-swag is lame! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Organ Harvest Cost: {4}{B}{B} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy any number of target creatures, create X Organ tokens where X is their total converted mana cost Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Overflowing Hatred Cost: 4BBB Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Each opponent discards seven cards and loses 7 life. You draw seven cards and gain 7 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Packing Cost: bb Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage Overload {3}{b}{b} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pain Cost: {B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Physically harm your opponent Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Paranoia Cost: 1bb Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pick up Fifty-Two Cost: 5bb Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pinkhole Cost: {r/w}{r/w}{r/w} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target land or creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Plantation Worker Cost: {1}{B}{G} Type: Creature - Human Worker Slave Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {T}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pollution Cost: {5}{B}{B} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy all lands, and green creatures Each player loses 10 life, and gets 5 poison counters Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Pooperbot Cost: 2b Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Pow/Tgh: -1/-1 Rules Text: Last Strike, Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Poopy Fart Cost: 1b Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Potty Monster Cost: 2bbb Type: Creature - Monster Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: Trample Whenever an ability of a permanent causes a player to Defecate, flip a coin. If it lands on tails, destroy that permanent. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Pry Cost: b Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Look at target players hand and choose a card for them to discard. You lose 5 life, this damage cannot be prevented. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Pupucaca Cost: {B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Strive - {b} Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Raging Bones Cost: 1b Type: Creature - Skeleton Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Deathtouch {R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Raging Bones: Destroy target land. Activate this ability only if Raging Bones killed a creature that land's controller controls this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Raisinshot Cost: Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a {c} or {b} Raisinshot pings any target Storm Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rektum Cost: {B}{B} Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {B}{B}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Revised Chimney Imp Cost: 6B Type: Creature - Imp Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Flying When this creature dies, you may pay {4}{B}. If you do, a random player puts a card from their hand on top of their library unless they control a permanent. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: RnM Fanboi Cost: 1b Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game Infect RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Saddle Sores Cost: 1b Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target creature with Horsemanship Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Saki-Hiro Cost: {3}{B}{B} Type: Legendary Creature - Naga Shaman Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: Lifelink Flavour Text: The Messiah of Japanese Reptillian Religion (JRR) Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Self Deprecator Cost: 1bb Type: Creature - Human Idiot Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Unattractive {T}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Self Harm Cost: 2B Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever you lose life, draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Self-Hatred Cost: 3bb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You are your own opponent Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Selfharmer Cost: 1B Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Semicolon Effect Cost: ; Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: ; may be payed with one and a half black mana Cut target player's colon in half, if they die, win the game, then call 911 and admit your crime Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Sett's Skeleton Cost: b Type: Creature - Skeleton Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Sett, Cardset Creator Cost: 5bbb Type: Legendary Creature - Human Gamer Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: {T}: Create a Cardset Flavour Text: not so easy, is it? Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Shackles Cost: {C}{C} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{T}: Draw a card" You control equipped creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Shitpost Cost: {b} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Shitting Bricks Cost: 2/b2/b Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever you Defecate, you may put a Block card in your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield tapped. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Slave Trade Cost: 1B Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Trade Slave (You and target opponent each put a Slave card from your hands into the other player's hand.). You lose 2 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Slavery Cost: {5}{B}{B} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All creatures you don't control are Slaves in addition to their other types While Slavery is in play, Slaves may not attack, block, or have their abilities activated Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Son of a Pirate Cost: B Type: Creature - Pirateson Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Soot Cost: B Type: Artifact - Junk Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Spinal Shivers Cost: 2b Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control Destroy target vertebrate Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Spoiler Cost: b Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spooky Scary Skeleton Cost: 1bb Type: Creature - Skeleton Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Stuffy Nose Cost: b Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature has Snorting Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Sunset Cost: 1b Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: It becomes Nighttime. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Supervampire Cost: 3bb Type: Creature - Supervampire Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Undeathtouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Superzombie Cost: 3BB Type: Creature - Superzombie Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Undeathtouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Swampburn Cost: 1b Type: Enchantment - Aura Curse Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted players upkeep, they lose 1 life for each player that controls a Swamp Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Switcharoo Game Cost: 1bb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Sword with Daddy Issues Cost: 1bc Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Unequip {4} Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Take a Dump Cost: b Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tattoo Artist Cost: 1b Type: Creature - Human Cleric Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: {1}{b}{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, that creature gains "at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Tattoo emblem" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Tax Cost: b Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Taxation Cost: 5bb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a spell is cast or an ability activated that target's a player or a permanent they control, the spell or ability's controller pays the target player $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Teacher Troubles Cost: {5}{B}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy up to three target teachers Flavour Text: I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Teddy Bear Cost: {1}{B} Type: Creature - Bear Demon Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ten Year Old Funnyboi Cost: b Type: Basic Creature - Human Idiot Child Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: {T}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn Flavour Text: "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Basic CardName: Terminal Cancer Cost: 5bbb Type: Enchantment - Curse Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of cursed player's upkeep, they get a Cancer counter If a player has ten or more Cancer counters, they lose the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Thanos, Infinite War-Titan Cost: 5bb Type: Legendary Planeswalker - Thanos Pow/Tgh: /7 Rules Text: Thanos, Infinite War-Titan is Pink [+1]: Tutor an Artifact [0]: Create a 4/4 black Child of Thanos creature token with Deathtouch and Menace [-2]: Sacrifice target green female Alien creature you control: Add three orange mana [-20]: Destroy half of all creatures at random. Activate this ability only if you control six or more artifacts Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: That's gotta hurt Cost: {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Insult your opponent, if they show signs of being insulted, destroy that player Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Abyssal Maw Cost: 10bbbbb Type: ??? ??? - ??? Pow/Tgh: 50/50 Rules Text: \/\/HENEVER A [REATURE 1S |)ESTROYED TOU NAY [AST 4 Z5P3LL Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Battle Within Cost: {B}{B}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature destroys itself Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Count Cost: 1B Type: Legendary Creature - Vampire Puppet Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Puppet (Any player may activate The Count's abilities.) When The Count enters the battlefield, Count 100 {B}: Each opponent that hasn't counted this turn loses 1 life and you gain that much life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Cycle of Life 4 Cost: 3B Type: Enchantment - Saga Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: **[I]** - You lose 5 life and discard two cards. **[II]** - Destroy target creature. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. **[III]** - Each player exiles their graveyard. If thirteen or more cards are exiled this way, create a 13/13 black Demon creature token with haste, trample, menace, flying and lifelink. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Fifth Horseman Cost: {2}{B}{B} Type: Creature - Human Pilot Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Landwalk, Horsemanship Flavour Text: Said to be the resurrection of Biblicality in the Modern Age Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Necronimicon Cost: {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All black creatures have +2/+2 All wizards have +2/+2 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Trifold Hunger Cost: b Type: Legendary Creature - Vampire Demon Beast Pow/Tgh: 10/10 Rules Text: Haste, Flying, Trample Whenever The Trifold Hunger enters the battlefield or attacks, you lose 10 life. This loss of life cannot be prevented. Flavour Text: It's want for sustenance suffers thrice: First for blood, then for power and finally for meat. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The True Evil Cost: 666 Type: 666 - 666 Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target player loses 666 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Thief Cost: b Type: Creature - Rogue Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Pay 5 life, {T}: Steal target card from another player's hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Thievery Cost: 1bb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {B}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Those Who Hide in Darkness Cost: bbbbb Type: Creature - Human Evils Pow/Tgh: 10/10 Rules Text: Deathtouch Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness Flavour Text: They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Token Black Cost: Type: Legendary Token Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tome Tomb Cost: 1b Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {4}{b}{b}, Sacrifice Tome Tomb: Create six tribal artifact Zombie Book tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Troll Hole Cost: {2}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{B}: Regenerate this creature" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Underworld Prison Cost: 3bb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a creature you don't control attacks or blocks, it's controller loses 2 life and discards a card. You gain 1 life and draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Undirb the Anti-Dirb Cost: 5bbb Type: Legendary Creature - Dirbnt Bane Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Landwalk, Landhome Undirb the Anti-Dirb is the Bane of Dirbs Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Untrustworthiness Cost: 2bb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever you tell a lie, and an opponent believes it, put a Lie counter on Untrustworthiness {T}, Remove any number of Lie counters from Untrustworthiness: Add {C}{C} for each Lie counter removed this way Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Unwelcoming Playgroups Cost: 3bb Type: Creature - Human Gamer Evils Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: {6}, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Unwilling Bodyguard Cost: 2bb Type: Creature - Zombie Soldier Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: Spectacle {2}{B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead. Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Vindictive Hitmyran Cost: 1bb Type: Creature - Hitmyran Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {1}{B}: +1/+1 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Voidbreather Cost: 9 Type: Legendary Creature - Demon Insect Pow/Tgh: 9/9 Rules Text: {1}: Remove nine mana from target player {11}: Remove nine mana from target player, add that much mana Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Voidhole Cost: 3bb Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Devoid {T}: Destroy all other permanents Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Walking Dead Cost: 1b Type: Creature - Zombie Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Whispering Winds Cost: SB Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Wiki Torture Cost: {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B} Type: Instant - Torture Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Wiki Torture only if you have lost the last 100 games of Magic the Gathering you have played. Target player reads all of Wikipedia Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Wimpy Oil Cost: b Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is) Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add {b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Witch's Broom Cost: {1}{B} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Female Wizard {2}{B} Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Witch's Oven Cost: 1B Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Child Habitat You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Cook PoisonVial - {1}{B} ({1}{B}: Create a PoisonVial token) {T}, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Wormhole Cost: 1bb Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Worstestest, Lord of Yhs Cost: 100bbbbbbb Type: Legendary Worstestest - Yh Lord Pow/Tgh: 701/701 Rules Text: Worstestest, Lord of Yhs cannot be blocked except by Infinity or more creatures Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Yo Gabba Gabba Cost: {18} Type: Sorcery - TVShow Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put five 8/8 Monster creature tokens with Trample, Deathtouch, and Infect onto the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise Cost: 7bbb Type: Creature - Yoyomaster Pow/Tgh: 10/10 Rules Text: {0}: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Yuyu Imp Cost: b Type: Creature - Imp Idiot Pow/Tgh: 0/0.999 Rules Text: {T}: Add {U} {2}{U}, {T}: Create a Book token Flavour Text: the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Zombee Cost: {B}{Y} Type: Creature - Zombie Insect Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: get outta me swamp! Cost: {2}{B} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: lowercase is sin Cost: {6}{6}{6} Type: Legendary 666 - 666 Pow/Tgh: 666/666 Rules Text: 666 Flavour Text: 666 Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: ! Cost: R Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking. Flavour Text: He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: A neat ability 2 Cost: 1r Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: A storm is coming to take my internet Cost: 3RR Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Annoying Orange Cost: {R}{Y} Type: Legendary Creature - Plant Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Annoying Orange is Orange {T}: Make an annoying noise, put a 1/1 Plant token creature with Defender onto the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Anvil Cost: 2cc Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Combine two target Equipments Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: AotPW (Simplified) Cost: 3R Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Planeswalkers you control are X/X creatures, where X is their loyalty. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Archdragon's Endgame Cost: RRR Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.) Archdragon's Endgame deals 10 damage divided as you choose among target player and up to one creature and/or planeswalker they control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Armageddon Cost: {5}{R}{R} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put a 8/8 Bruce Willis creature token onto the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Attack of the Planeswalkers! Cost: 3R Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: During the declare attacker's step of combat on your turn, you may have any number of Planeswalkers you control deal damage equal to their loyalty to target player. Those players may choose any numbers of creatures they control to take the damage that would be dealt by that planeswalker, divided as you choose, among those creatures instead of them. If they do, those creatures deal damage equal to their power to that planeswalker. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Baconan Cost: 1r Type: Legendary Creature - Boar Barbarian Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: Haste, Trample, First Strike Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Bag of Cheetos Cost: {5}{r}{y} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Bag of Cheetos is Orange {T}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Baker's Oven Cost: 4R Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cook Bread - {R} ({R}: Create a Bread token) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Big Boom Burn Cost: r Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: If an effect would cause you to discard this card, return it to your hand instead. Big Boom Burn deals 5 damage to target player. You lose the game at the end of this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Blabbering Beebles Cost: {2}{R} Type: Creature - Beeble Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Blaze It! Cost: {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Blaze It!, take a puff: Deal 420 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures or players Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Blazing Nneoh Cost: 1rr Type: Land Creature - Pokemon Nneoh Elemental Wizard Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: {T}: Blazing Nneoh pings any target Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bloody Red Death htaeD deR ydoolB Cost: 973 Type: Creature - Embodiement Pow/Tgh: 973/973 Rules Text: When Bloody Red Death htaeD deR ydoolB enters the battlefield destroy all creatures Flavour Text: http://973-eht-namuh-973.com/ Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Bookfiend Cost: 3r Type: Creature - Bookfiend Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Boom // Explosion Cost: rr // 5rr Type: Instant // Instant Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Shock any target // Deal 20 damage to any target Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Boon of Passion Cost: 1R Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature When Boon of Passion enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. {R}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bugbear Cost: 1R Type: Creature - Goblin Beast Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: Reach Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Can I Axe you a Question? Cost: {6} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Caricature Cost: 2R Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Roll two six-sided dice, record the outcomes Target Silly creature you control gains +X/+Y, where X was the first dice roll, and Y was the second Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Carpetburn Cost: 1r Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control **Flying Carpet**, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Char Cost: R Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cliffatog Cost: 1r Type: Creature - Atog Pow/Tgh: 4/1 Rules Text: Haste At the end of each turn, sacrifice a Mountain. If you don't, sacrifice Cliffatog. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Combo Cost: R Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Multikicker {R} Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Crab Cost: U Type: Creature - Crab Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Crab is Red {1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Demolition Cost: 2rr Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put two Destruction counters on any number of Structures Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Detention Cost: {2}{r}{r} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Detain up to four target Child creatures Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Doodle Cost: r Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Dragon Egg Cost: 2r Type: Artifact Creature - Dragon Child Egg Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Dragon Egg cannot attack or block Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Basic Dragon Cost: Type: Creature - Dragon Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Flying, Firebreathing ({R}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Dragoon Cost: 3rr Type: Creature - Dragoon Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Flying, Firebreathing ({R}: +1/+0 until end of turn) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Drucordsogel Cost: 1rr Type: Legendary Creature - Drucordsogel Pow/Tgh: 5/0 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Eep Cost: r Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage. Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Empathy Cost: 1rr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy all blue creatures Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Enraging Dream Cost: 1r Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Esketit Cost: R Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Excellent Ragecaster Cost: 2rr Type: Creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tgh: 2/5 Rules Text: Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.), Firebreathing ({R}: +1/+0 until end of turn) {T}: Excellent Ragecaster deals damage equal to it's power to any target. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Explosive Diarrhea Cost: 5rr Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Falcon Punch! Cost: {5}{R} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Deal 20 damage to target creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Feminazi Cost: sr Type: Creature - Evil Pow/Tgh: 5/1 Rules Text: Haste, Trample, Vigilance Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans Cost: RR Type: Sorcery - Finisher Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans deals damage divided among any number of players or planeswalkers equal to the total power of creatures you control. You lose the game at the end of this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Fire Elemelon Cost: rr Type: Artifact Creature - Food Elemental Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Haste, Firebreathing ({R}: +1/+0 until end of turn) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Firebreathing Domo Cost: 1rr Type: Creature - Domo Mutant Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: Firebreathing ({R}: +1/+0 until end of turn) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: First Guy Cost: {R} Type: Creature - Human Internetian Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Fluke Diva Cost: 1r Type: Creature - Devil Imp Demon Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Forrest Gump Cost: 1rrr Type: Legendary Creature - Human Idiot Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {1}{G}, tap an untapped Forrest you control: Forrest Gump becomes a Leprechaun in addition to his other types until end of turn. Spells and abilities targeting Forrest Gump cost {2} less to cast. When they resolve, you may flip a coin. When you do, if you win, counter that spell or ability As long as Forrest Gump is a Leprechaun, he has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {1}{u}. When you do, draw a card." Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Furnace Block Cost: 1r Type: Artifact - Block Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Smelting 1 - {2}{R} ({2}{R}, {T}: one target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Fyrefoxx Cost: {r}{r} Type: Creature - Fox Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {R}: Ping target creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Garfield, Hater of Mondays Cost: 4ry Type: Legendary Creature - Cat Fatso Pow/Tgh: 1/7 Rules Text: Garfield, Hater of Mondays is orange When Garfield enters the battlefield, if it's Monday sacrifice it, then add five mana of any combination of {R} or {Y} Whenever a Cat attacks, if it's not monday, choose one: -You gain 5 life -Draw three cards -Put a Food card from your hand onto the battlefield for free Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Garfield, Lazy Lynx Cost: 3ry Type: Legendary Creature - Cat Fatso Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: Garfield, Lazy Lynx is orange {T}: Cats you control get +2/+4 until end of turn and lose all abilities {2}: Destroy target Wolf or Hound creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Gift Goblin Cost: 1r Type: Creature - Goblin Child Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Haste {1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gift of Passion Cost: R Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Haste. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gobbling Goblin Cost: r Type: Creature - Goblin Fatso Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {G}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Google Feud Cost: 4RR Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). For each non-fact they encounter, they discard a card. Then, for each fact they encountered, they draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Gucci Wool Hat Cost: {1}{r} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Rat {2} Equipped Rat has "{R}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Heartbreak Cost: 1r Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Heartbreak deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature became unpaired this turn, it is dealt 20 damage instead. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hellcat Cost: r Type: Creature - Cat Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: Haste Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hellfyre Shot Cost: R Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Kicker - {2}{B} If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch. Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: High Noon Cost: 2RR Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {W}: Choose one, then sacrifice High Noon: -Destroy all Cowboys -Destroy all Villains Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Horseplay Cost: 1rr Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a Horse enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Horsepower Cost: 2rr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hot Pocket Cost: rr Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. {2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.) {T}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hybrid Revolutionary Cost: 3rr Type: Creature - Hybrid Rebel Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Hybrids are Rogues in addition to their other types and get +1/+0 when opposing non-Hybrids Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hyun Warrior Cost: {1}{R}{R} Type: Creature - Human Warrior Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Haste, First Strike Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: I wanna Iguana! Cost: 2r Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a 4/4 green Lizard creature token with Desertwalk Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Illuminate the Heart Cost: r Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) Cost: xrr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) deals X damage to target creature. If a blue creature is targeted this way, it's controller discards a card at random from their hand. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Impatience Cost: 1rr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Jab Cost: R Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Jabby Puns Cost: 3rr Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever you Laugh, jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers) and Jabby Puns shocks it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Jinjurr, Lord of Redheads Cost: 4RR Type: Legendary Creature - Elemental Lord Pow/Tgh: 4/2 Rules Text: Royal, Super Haste, Triple Strike, Flash, Firebreathing {4}{R}{R}{R}, {t}: Burn everything. Flavour Text: For when you'd rather be committing arson than playing **Magic**. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Jinjurrbred Man Cost: {2}{r} Type: Artifact Creature - Food Human Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Haste {R}{T}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Kamikaze Cost: 3rr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create two 2/3 red Suicide Bomber creature tokens with "{0}: Sacrifice this creature, it shocks target creature or Structure" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Kaze, Death-Wish Kami Cost: 1r Type: Legendary Creature - Spirit Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: {4}{R}{R}{R}, Sacrifice Kaze, Death-Wish Kami: Conic X, where X is the number of creatures that attacked this turn. You may draw those many cards. When you do, discard those many cards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Kickboxer Cost: r Type: Creature - Human Fighter Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Kicker {R} When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Koob the Bookfiend Cost: 3rr Type: Legendary Creature - Bookfiend Lord Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Sacrifice any number of Book tokens: Put thrice that number of +1/+1 counters on each Bookfiend you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Laser Engravement Cost: r Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name. That target has the chosen name until end of turn. Etch {1}{R} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {1}{R}. If you do it's effects are permanent.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Lava Spitter Cost: 1r Type: Creature - Lizard Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: {R}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Lil Pump Cost: 3rr Type: Legendary Creature - Celebrity Musician Pow/Tgh: 0.25/0.25 Rules Text: {T}: Creatures you control get +0.25/+0.25 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Lust Cost: RRR Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a player attacks with two or more nontoken creatures, they choose one of them and create a tapped and attacking token that is a copy of the chosen creature but with base power and toughness 3/1. It dies at the end of this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Magic Bloodlust Cost: 1RR Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Until end of turn, attacking creatures get +3/+0. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Make you easier to kill Cost: xrr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Marathon Cost: {4}{r}{r} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Meleeism Cost: 1rr Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight All creatures have +1/+0 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Melting Ice Caps Cost: {R}{R}{R}{R} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy all permanents with the Snow supertype (this includes lands) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Mockingbyrd Cost: 2r Type: Creature - Bird Troll Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Flying {T}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Munkii Cost: {2}{R} Type: Creature - Ape Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Flavour Text: WTF Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Murder Hobo Cost: 3RR Type: Creature - Idiot Pow/Tgh: 15/15 Rules Text: When Murder Hobo enters the battlefield, it fights target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. If it survives, repeat this effect until there are no creatures left or it dies. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: No Backsies Cost: 1rr Type: Silly Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Player that make players gain control of any number of things they do not own cannot regain control of those things. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Noob Cost: {2}{R} Type: Creature - Human Internetian Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Overflowing Power Cost: 4RRR Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: The next time a source you control damages a player this turn, draw those many cards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Passionate Aetherborn Cost: 1r Type: Creature - Aetherborn Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Haste Flavour Text: Life is too short to not have fun Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Peakburn Cost: 3r Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if at least one player controls a Mountain, Peakburn deals 2 damage to that player, and 2 damage divided among up to two target creatures they control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Pierce Armor Cost: r Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Kicker - {r} Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pimprick Smutphish Cost: r Type: Legendary Creature - Starfish Idiot Pow/Tgh: 8/64 Rules Text: Pimprick Smutphish is Pink Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Pingstorm Cost: r Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Ping any target Storm Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pinja Cost: 1r Type: Creature - Starfish Ninja Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pinnel and Nodhead Cost: 3rr Type: Legendary Creature - Imp Demon Devil Rogue Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Madness {1}{R}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.) When Pinnel and Nodhead enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to any target *Threshold* - If there are seven or more cards in your graveyard when Pinnel and Nodhead enter the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to up to seven targets instead. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Planewreck Cost: 1rr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose one: -Destroy target Plane -Destroy target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Practical Joke Cost: r Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pro Cost: r Type: Creature - Human Internetian Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Haste, Prowess Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Prophetic Anger Cost: 1r Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Reveal the top card of your library, if it's a creature card you may deal damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to it's power. Then, put each card revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order. Flavour Text: The Oracle's flames burned before the offense had occurred. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Psychotic Arsonist Cost: 3r Type: Creature - Human Pyromancer Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player Madness {2}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pyromancer Pirate Cost: 5RR Type: Creature - Pirate Wizard Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Haste Whenever Pyromancer Pirate enters the battlefield, dies, is discarded or attacks with a creature you control, it pings any target {T}: Ping any target Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Red Aura Cost: rr Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Red Bandana Cost: r Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Red Beast Cost: 2r Type: Creature - Beast Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Whenever Red Beast deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to target creature they control. {1}{R}: Red Beast gets +2/-2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Red Mana Potion Cost: Rr Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Red Rag Cost: r Type: Artifact - Junk Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Redhead Cost: {1}{r} Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ree! Cost: ree Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn. Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Restless Soul Cost: 1R Type: Creature - Spirit Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Haste, Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Restricted Cost: {R} Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant target permanent Enchanted permanent's abilities may only be activated if their controller is older than 18 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Riot Cost: R Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rogueism Cost: 1rr Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Rogues you control have +1/+1 for each four cards you own that are exiled Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Runner's Temple Cost: 2RR Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Create a 2/2 red Runner token with haste and landwalk. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: SMOrc or Hi Iq? Cost: 1rr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose one: - SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player - SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Sand-Burrow Scorpion Cost: 1RR Type: Creature - Insect Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Sand-Burrow Scorpion cannot be countered {R}, {T}: Sand-Burrow Scorpion deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, Sand-Burrow Scorpion gains Shroud until the start of your next turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Screwing of the Bulb Cost: 1rr Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Sillyfy Cost: 1R Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Skeentith Thrill Seeker Cost: 1rr Type: Creature - Human Rebel Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Speedrun Cost: 1RR Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spell Mastery Cost: R Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {2} less. Draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spitfire Imp Cost: 1r Type: Creature - Imp Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Flying {2}{R}: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target. Flavour Text: "It's raining hellfire!" - Dante Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spleefality Cost: 5rr Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {1}: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Springfield Downs Cost: 3R Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Hound Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1. At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Stoopit Mongorianz Cost: 5rr Type: Legendary Creature - Human Warrior Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Haste, Trample When Stoopit Mongorianz enters the battlefield create six tokens that are copies of it {T}: Destroy target Wall {R}: Stoopit Mongorianz gets +2/+0 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Storage Wars Cost: {5}{R}{R} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Storage Wars enters the battlefield, create X Shipping Containers, where X is thrice the number of players {R}{R}: Target player fights another player, if they win, they may discard a card, if they do, they draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Storm of the Wrath God Cost: 3RR Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Storm of the Wrath God deals 3 damage to any target. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. Flavour Text: The Paladins of Light were joyous when they won the war against the Marauders of Carnage. Then, they saw the storm clouds on the horizon. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Strawberry Applesauce Cost: {3}{r} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Strawberry Cheesecake Cost: {2}{R} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Supernub Cost: 2R Type: Creature - Internetian Idiot Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Bad Defender (This creature cannot attack. While blocking, prevent all combat damage it would deal. Creatures being blocked by this creature may assign their combat damage as if they weren't blocked.) Whenever Supernub blocks, creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain haste this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Szechuan Sauce Cost: {r}{r} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it {T}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one: -Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tagger Cost: R Type: Creature - Tag Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Haste {T}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tardiness Cost: {R}{R} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Temper Cost: 3rr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Deal X divided as you choose among any number of target creatures or players, where X is the combined power of red creatures you control with Haste or First Strike Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Cycle of Life 2 Cost: 1R Type: Enchantment - Saga Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: **[I]** - Create a 1/1 red Barbarian creature token. **[II]** - 1/1 creatures you control become 2/2 creatures and gain haste. **[III]** - 2/2 creatures you control become 3/3 and gain menace. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Tony teh Tigger Cost: {6}{R}{Y} Type: Creature - Tiger Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Tony teh Tigger is Orange Trample Flavour Text: King of the Grainforest! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Tou Rette, Lord of Speakeasies Cost: 3RR Type: Legendary Creature - Human Drunk Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: {2}: Create a Beer Token Tap three untapped Drunks you control: Tou Rette, Lord of Speakeasies pings each other non-Drunk creature Whenever Tou Rette attacks, other attacking Drunks get +2/+0 and gain Haste until end of turn and you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand for free. When it resolves, exile it and lose 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Unemployee Cost: r Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Volatile Hitmyran Cost: 1rr Type: Creature - Hitmyran Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: {3}{R}: +2/+0 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: War of Pranks Cost: 3rr Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever any player plays a prank, put a Idiocy counter on War of Pranks {T}, Remove any number of Idiocy counters from: Add {W} for each counter removed this way or create a 1/1 white Idiot creature token for each counter removed this way Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Wig Cost: {R}{Y} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Wig is Orange Equip {2} Equipped creature has +1/+1 If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Wiggle Cost: R Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Move target creature Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Wrasslin' Cost: rrr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Yagdoook Cost: 5sr Type: Legendary Creature - Yagdoook Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: When Yagdoook enters the battlefield destroy all Cats Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Zoom Cost: {r} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Split Second Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: et-Sah Cost: 1r Type: Creature - Lizard Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: playable common removal Cost: {R}{R} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Deal 4 damage to target creature Flavour Text: I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: red100 Cost: r100 Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: red101 Cost: r Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: red99 Cost: r99 Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: # Cost: 2G Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Kicker - {1}{G} Create four 1/1 green Elk creature tokens. Then, if # was kicked, you gain 1 life for each creature you control. Flavour Text: "Power in numbers! The wolves cannot eat us all!" - Elks, before being eaten (all) Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: 2NC's Servant Cost: 1G Type: Creature - Elf Druid Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Activated abilities of Elves you control cost {1} less to cast. Whenever you activate the ability of an Elf you control, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: 4Kth Caardvaark Cost: 4K Type: Legendary Creature - Aardvaark Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: (K can be paid with one thousand mana of any colors) Trample Whenever 4Kth Caardvaark attacks, you gain 400 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: A Jumpy Frog Cost: G Type: Creature - Frog Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Jump Boost 1 ({E}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.) Flavour Text: "You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!" Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Adam of the Biblefolk Cost: {G}{G} Type: Legendary Creature - Biblefolk Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Adam's Apple Cost: gg Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Adipose Cost: XG Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Aging Cost: 3g Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put four Age counters on target creatures Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Allergies Cost: {G} Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Allograft Cost: G Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent. Flavour Text: The future may have pregnant males Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Amphibian's Pad Cost: 1g Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {1}{U}: Target Frog gets +1/+2 and gains Flying this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Aquamarine Curd Cost: g Type: Creature - Curd Pow/Tgh: 0/0.01 Rules Text: When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Archdruid's Endgame Cost: GGG Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.) Create two 6/6 green Beast creature tokens with Trample and Hexproof. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Backwoodsman Cost: 3gg Type: Land Creature - Forest Human Farmer Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bakery Cost: 2G Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Chef Habitat Cook Bread - {1}{G} ({1}{G}: Create a Bread token) Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bakin' Bacon Cost: gg Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant orange Dog Enchanted creature has "Cook Bacon - {1} ({1}: Create a Bacon token)" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Bamboo Shoot Cost: 1g Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {3}{G}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain 10 life. {3}{U}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain control of target animal creature {3}{R}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: Bamboo Shoot deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Plants you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Basic Bacon Cost: GG Type: Basic Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bear Feet Cost: {G} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) Cost: {g} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Big Chungus Cost: 4ggg Type: Legendary Creature - Rabbit Absolute-Unit Pow/Tgh: 3.5/14 Rules Text: {G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on Big Chungus As long as Big Chungus has more than a dozen +1/+1 counters on it, it has "At the beginning of each end step, move all creatures not touching Big Chungus one centimeter towards it. Creatures touching Big Chungus are pacified Astronauts" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Billy of the Hill Cost: g Type: Legendary Creature - Human Farmer Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Billy of the Hill gets +5/+5 and gains Trample, Vigilance and Hexproof if you control a Basic Plains Mountain Land Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Blissful Dream Cost: 1g Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control Each player may untap up to three lands they control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Blubbersucking Beebles Cost: {2}{g} Type: Creature - Beeble Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted Cost: {G}{G} Type: Legendary Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Say Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted's name, if you can think of a magic card that rhymes with it, you may play that card from your hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Boon of Growth Cost: 1G Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature When Boon of Growth enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Booster Shot Cost: 1g Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Brainless Cost: g Type: Creature - Idiot Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Protection from Zombies Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bread Behemoth Cost: 5gg Type: Creature - Beast Demon Pow/Tgh: 16/16 Rules Text: Cumulative Upkeep - Sacrifice two Bread tokens Trample Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Bull Cost: 1g Type: Creature - Cow Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Trample, Snorting ({G}: +1/+0 until end of turn) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bull's Eye Cost: {G} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bush Wookiee Cost: 3gg Type: Creature - Plant Wookiee Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Trample, Shroud Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Call to the Slopfeast Cost: {2}{G}{G} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Cameron LeMac Cost: 2GG Type: Legendary Creature - Camel Lord Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: {X}{G}, {T}: Put twice X +0/+1 counters on Cameron LeMac. {2}{G}{G}: Other Camels you control get +X/+0 and gain Trample this turn, where X is Cameron LeMac's toughness. Flavour Text: Leader of the Sarahan Camel Cult (SCC) Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Canopatog Cost: 1g Type: Creature - Atog Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Chewbacca, Wookiee Smuggler Cost: 5gg Type: Legendary Creature - Wookiee Raider Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: Trample, Vigilance Tap an untapped Equipment on Chewbacca, Wookiee Smuggler: Chewbacca deals 7 damage to target Flying creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Chewed Leaf Cost: G Type: Artifact - Junk Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Coal Curd Cost: g Type: Creature - Curd Pow/Tgh: 0/0.01 Rules Text: When Coal Curd dies add {B} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Codename: Archery Cost: 3g Type: Creature - Elf Archer Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Reach, Hexproof, Defender {R}{T}: Codename: Archery deals 1 damage to target creature with Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Codename: Cricket Cost: 2g Type: Creature - Insect Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Jump Boost {5}{R}{T}: Take control of target creature until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Compleated Baboon Cost: 1pg Type: Creature - Ape-No-More Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon Flavour Text: Why? A cruel joke? ... Oh. That's worse. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Corn Maze Cost: 3gg Type: Artifact - Food Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Idiot and Plant Habitat You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {G}{G}{G}. Activate this ability only once per turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Culthaus of The SCC Cost: 4GG Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap an untapped nontoken Camel you control: Create a 1/1 green Camel creature token. Tap six untapped nontoken Camels you control: Draw a card for each Desert on the battlefield. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Cyborgicide Cost: 2GG Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy all artifact creatures. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Dat Boi Cost: {2}{G} Type: Creature - Frog Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Flavour Text: o shit waddup Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin Cost: 2g Type: Creature - Lizard Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: Vigilance Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Devourer of Curds Cost: 1g Type: Creature - Tnaig Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Devourer of Curds deals damage to it's power to target Curd creature without Flying, if that creature dies, put a +0.25/+0.25 counter on Devourer of Curds Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Dog Whistle Cost: 2g Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order. If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Domodino Cost: 3gg Type: Creature - Domo Dinosaur Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Dozenry Cost: 4GG Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twelve or more Food tokens, you win the game. Cook Bread - {3}{G} ({3}{G}: Create a Bread token) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: EIEIO Cost: 7g Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Farm (a 1/1 gold Sheep creature token, a 2/2 pink Boar creature token, and a 3/3 white Cow creature token), then create repeat this process for each Farm you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Earth Elemelon Cost: gg Type: Artifact Creature - Food Elemental Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {T}: Add {G}, activate this ability only once each turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Eat Cat Cost: 1g Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Egg Cost: g Type: Artifact Creature - Food Egg Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {G} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Emugel the Legume Cost: 4gg Type: Legendary Creature - Evil Plant Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Emugel the Legume is the Bane of non-Evils Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Eve of the Biblefolk Cost: {G}{G} Type: Legendary Creature - Biblefolk Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: The first Feminazi Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Evolution Cost: 5gg Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Transform all creatures Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Faciality Cost: {1}{g}{g}{g} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Family Tree Cost: 1GG Type: Creature - Treefolk Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Faunarama Cost: 1GG Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When you cast Faunarama, choose an Animal creature type Creatures you control are the chosen type in addition to their other types Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Finger Gun Cost: {1}{G} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach Flavour Text: pew pew Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Finishing Move #5: Gaea's Ancient Vengeance; Power of the Wild Gods and the Forces of Nature Cost: GG Type: Sorcery - Finisher Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Until end of turn, Lands you control are 1/1 creatures and creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain Trample. You lose the game at the end of this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Flooper's Pig Cost: g Type: Creature - Boar Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Floop: Add {G} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Florarama Cost: gG Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Frogg Cost: ggg Type: Creature - Frog Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Trample {G}: +1/-1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn {G}: -1/+1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Funny Dirb Cost: g Type: Creature - Dirb Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gerbil Cost: g Type: Creature - Rat Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Giegote Cost: {1}{g} Type: Creature - Satyr Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gift of Growth Cost: G Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card Enchanted creature gains Trample. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gluttony Cost: GGG Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, it's controller puts X +1/+1 counter on it and gains X life, where X is the difference between it's toughness and the highest toughness among creatures it's controller controls. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Good Read (RTFC) Cost: {G} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Grain Oats Cost: Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Grain Oats, pay half of a {G}, this cost may not be countered or prevented Pay half of a {G}: Gain 1 life, whenever you have gained 2 or more life this way, draw a card, whenever you have drawn two or more cards this way, target creature gets +X/+X where X is the amount of green mana spent to cast Grain Oats's abiltiies. Whenever target creature gains more than +4/+4 this way, transform Grain Oats Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Froot Loopz Cost: Type: Artifact - "Fude" Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {A}: Gain 7 life {A}{A}: Gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have more than 101 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Grainmill Cost: 2GG Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {G}, Tap an untapped creature you control, mill six cards: Draw a card. Whenever you draw your second card in a turn, choose one: - The next Food spell you cast this turn costs {0}. - Add {G}{G}{G}. - You gain 10 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Green Aura Cost: gg Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Green Beast Cost: 2g Type: Creature - Beast Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Whenever Green Beast deals combat damage to a player, put those many +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among creatures you control. {4}{G}: Green Beast gets +5/+5 and gains Trample until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Green Wall of Wonder what this does? Cost: 2gg Type: Creature - Wall Pow/Tgh: 0/4 Rules Text: Defender Whenever Green Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes targeted by a spell or ability, you may put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to that effect's converted mana cost or activation cost. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Growth Cost: {g} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hamboi Cost: gg Type: Creature - Boar Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hamster Cost: gg Type: Creature - Rat Boar Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hedgehog Cost: 1g Type: Creature - Plant Boar Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {G}{T}: Tap or untap another target plant Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hick Cost: g Type: Creature - Human Farmer Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hot Dog: Post-Processing Cost: {G} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {R}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing {Y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing {G}{G}{G}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Housewife Cost: 1g Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Defender Cook Bread - {1}{G} ({1}{G}: Create a Bread token) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Huge Man Cost: 2gg Type: Creature - Giant Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Trample, Reach Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hulk Cost: 5GGG Type: Legendary Creature - Superhuman Hero Villain Monster Pow/Tgh: 8/5 Rules Text: Trample, Indestructible, Hulk can only be blocked by five or more creatures Annihilator 3 {b/r}{b/r}{b/r}: Monstrosity 5 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hummus Cost: {G} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus {T}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hybird Cost: C Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Bird Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Flying Creatures your opponents control gain Trample. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: I am a stegosaurus Cost: 1GG Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target player is a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature with no abilities until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Italian Nana Cost: 4GG Type: Creature - Human Chef Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Whenever Italian Nana attacks or blocks, it gets +2/+2 for each Child you control. Cook Buffetdish - {G}{G}{G} ({G}{G}{G}: Create a Buffetdish token) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Jimminy Cricket Cost: G Type: Legendary Creature - Insect Spirit Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Jump Boost 3 ({E}: Move Jimminy Cricket up to three inches.), protection from everything, Kicker {8}{W} When Jimminy Cricket enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, put six +1/+1 counters, a flying counter, a vigilance counter and a lifelink counter on it. {3}{B}{R}: Destroy Jimminy Cricket. Any player may activate this ability. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Kale Cost: {G} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: pukes Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Kermit Teh Froge Cost: 1G Type: Legendary Creature - Frog Puppet Pow/Tgh: 0/2 Rules Text: Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 ({E}: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Kerv Beest Cost: Xg Type: Creature - Beast Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: X is equal to your current turn minus one Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Kerv Stompah Cost: xgg Type: Creature - Beast Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: X is equal to your current turn minus two Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest Cost: 5GG Type: Legendary Creature - Half-Elf Druid Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Green spells you cast cost {3} less. {G}: Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest becomes a 6/6 Beast with trample and haste. If it would die this turn, regenerate it instead. Activate this ability only twice per game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Lamb Sauce: Unlocated Cost: {G}{G} Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Lamb Sauce: Located Cost: Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {G}: Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Landlubber Cost: g Type: Creature - Elf Druid Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Landlubbery Cost: {5}{G}{G} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Landlubbery enters the battlefield, sacrifice all Vehicles All Lands have Habitat Pirates may not attack or block {G}{G}: You may play a land from your hand onto the battlefield, any player may activate this ability, if they do, they gain 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Le Monke Cost: 3GG Type: Legendary Creature - Ape Pow/Tgh: 4/5 Rules Text: When Le Monke dies, shuffle it into it's owner's library. {4}{G}: Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Live Cost: {g}{g}{c}{c} Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: **Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence** Flavour Text: I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Long Legs Cost: 1gg Type: Creature - Spider Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Reach Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Lord of the Buffets Cost: 5gg Type: Creature - Human Fatso Lord Pow/Tgh: 5/8 Rules Text: Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Louse Cost: g Type: Creature - Insect Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: MC Villager Cost: 2G Type: Creature - Human Peasant Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {1}{G}, {T}: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Make Cost: g Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Make something Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Mana Nana Cost: 1G Type: Creature - Human Chef Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Cook Bread - {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token) Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Mega Pig Cost: {3}{g} Type: Creature - Boar Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Trample Flavour Text: oink OINK Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Melon Cost: gg Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Melon Hat Cost: Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Midget Cost: g Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 0.5/0.5 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Midgetkeeper Cost: 1gg Type: Creature - Human Lord Pow/Tgh: 0/3 Rules Text: When Midgetkeeper enters the battlefield or attacks gain 1 life for each midget you control {G}: Target Midget you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Midnight Hunting Cost: 2g Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create two 1/1 green Deer creature tokens with Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn). Then, if you control a Wolf, draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Mike Hunt Cost: {2}{g} Type: Legendary Creature - Unspeakable Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {1}: Target player says Mike Hunt's name {8}: Target player draws a card for each time they have read Mike Hunt's name this turn Flavour Text: His name is unspeakable... Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Miller's Mill Cost: 1GG Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {1}{G}, {T}: Draw a card. {1}{G}: Untap Miller's Mill. Whenever Miller's Mill becomes untapped, mill a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Multimultani, Yavimaya's Avatars Cost: XXXXXXg Type: Legendary Creature - Elemental Avatar Clone Pow/Tgh: 0/0 Rules Text: When Multimultani, Yavimaya's Avatars enters the battlefield create X Multani, Yavimaya's Avatar creature tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: NCN Crafter Cost: 1G Type: Creature - Elf Artificer Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {2}{G}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Nitpicker Cost: 1G Type: Creature - Ape Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {R}, {T}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Oram Cost: 5ggg Type: Legendary Creature - Elemental Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: Oram's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in any zone that are not in your hand Flavour Text: No two see the same cousin of Maro... Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Overflowing Vitality Cost: 4GGG Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a 5/5 green Beast creature token, then draw a card for each creature you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: P-Mail Cost: 1gg Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a Hound enters the battlefield under your control, add {Y} and Scry 1. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Peaceful Aetherborn Cost: 1g Type: Creature - Aetherborn Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control. Flavour Text: I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pearl Curd Cost: g Type: Creature - Curd Pow/Tgh: 0/0.01 Rules Text: When Pearl Curd dies add {W} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pepperoni Pizza Cost: {G}{G} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pickle Cost: g Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pickle Rick Cost: {3}{g} Type: Creature - Anthropomorphist Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Flavour Text: im cancer Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pine Tree Cost: 1G Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Squirrel Habitat {1}{G}, {T}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn. {5}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pinecone Cost: G Type: Artifact - Plant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {G}{G}{G}{T}: Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Plentiful Abundance Cost: 5gg Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Plentiful Abundance is the Bane of Foods Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Qaq Tauce, Cactusman Cost: {3}{G}{G} Type: Legendary Creature - Human Plant Lord Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: {T}: Put a 1/1 Plant token creature with defender onto the battlefield Flavour Text: the Defender of the Desert, and the Plant Protector Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Rithmandu Cost: 5sg Type: Legendary Creature - Rithmandu Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: When Rithmandu enters the battlefield destroy all Wolves and Hounds Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Roodawlf Cost: {g} Type: Legendary Creature - Elk Idiot Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice Flavour Text: A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Root Prison Cost: 1g Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Root Shot Cost: G Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Deal 3 damage to target flying creature. Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rosegold Curd Cost: g Type: Creature - Curd Pow/Tgh: 0/0.01 Rules Text: When Rosegold Curd dies add {r} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rowling Sap Cost: g Type: Creature - Ooze Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it {2}{g}: Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling Sap Flavour Text: In the forests of Terraforas, trees dislodge their own sappy little babies if they get to heavy, many die falling off nearby cliffs Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Rurality Cost: {5}{G}{G} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Rurality enters the battlefield, all creatures target opponent controls must Inhabit structures, if they don't, exile them Structures and creatures target opponent controls may not touch each other, if they do, exile all touching permanents that player controls, and all Inhabited creatures Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Rustin Reiber, Ruler of Runic Reptiles Cost: 5gg Type: Legendary Creature - Lizard Wizard Lord Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: {T}: Create three 1/1 green Lizard Wizard creature tokens Tap another untapped Lizard Wizard you control: You may cast a spell from your hand for free Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Sandy Oak Cost: 2g Type: Creature - Treefolk Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Savage Resurgence Cost: 5GG Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. Flavour Text: "The Humans have raged their last war: Their cities are ruins, and their ranks are carrion. Now is the time of beasts." - Archdruid of Gaea Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Screeching Curd Cost: Type: Basic Creature - Curd Pow/Tgh: 0/0.01 Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {G} When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Slobbermutt Cost: {2}{g}{g} Type: Creature - Hound Idiot Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Trample {U}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Special K Cost: KA Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability {T}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Sporeosisaling Cost: 1g Type: Creature - Plant Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Sporeosisaling dies, create two copies of it. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Squirrel Girl Cost: 1gg Type: Legendary Creature - Superhuman Hero Squirrel Child Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Stomposaurus Cost: 2G Type: Creature - Dinosaur Pow/Tgh: 7/6 Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. Flavour Text: He mad Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Suit Tailor Cost: {1}{G}{G} Type: Creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: {T}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Sungorger Willow Cost: 1ggg Type: Creature - Treefolk Angel Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: Sungorger Willow's power and toughness are equal to the number of Forests you control Return an untapped Forest you control to it's owners hand: Sungorger Willow gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only up to three times each turn. Flavour Text: The spirit of the angel flowed through the Everwillow, giving spirit to the town of Sunbeckon Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Superior Harvest Cost: {G} Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All Grains-Food artifact's abilities cost {1} less to cast for each Wheatfarm you control All Grains-Food artifact's abilities cost {4} less to cast for each Grainforest you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Supreme Librarian Cost: {2}{G}{G} Type: Creature - Human Cleric Artificer Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {T}: Create a Book token {5}{G}: Read a book, if you enjoy it, gain 50 life, activate this ability only on your turn Flavour Text: There is always time for a good book Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Teddy-Bear Picnic Cost: 2gg Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: The Cycle of Life 1 Cost: G Type: Enchantment - Saga Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: **[I]** - Create a 0/1 Plant creature token with defender. **[II]** - Sacrifice a Plant. If you do, create a 1/2 green Elk creature token and add {G}{G}{G}. **[III]** - Sacrifice an Elk. If you do, create an 8/8 green Beast creature token with trample. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Eleventh Elf Cost: 8ggg Type: Legendary Creature - Elf Wizard Pow/Tgh: 11/11 Rules Text: Tap eleven untapped Forests you control, {T}: For the remainder of the match, all values on cards are replaced with 11 or {11}, where either would apply. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Street Curry that Grew Forever Cost: 6ggg Type: Artifact Creature - Food Fatso Pow/Tgh: 9/9 Rules Text: Trample, Infect 3 {0}: Combine The Street Curry that Grew Forever with another Food or Fatso you control, then you gain 5 life for each symbol in that cards mana cost. Draw three cards {5}: Add {c}{c}{c}{c}{c}{c}{c}, activate this ability only when The Street Curry that Grew Forever Combines with another permanent {7}: The Street Curry that Grew Forever gets +10/+10 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Thicc Cost: G Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Female Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Treeburn Cost: 3gg Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cards in your hand gain Cycling {2}. Whenever you cycle a land you may put it onto the battlefield tapped, this does not count towards your one land per turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Trybolguud Cost: GGG Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever you choose a creature type, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature of the chosen type. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Two-Headed Tnaig Cost: g Type: Creature - Tnaig Mutant Pow/Tgh: 0.5/0.5 Rules Text: When Two-Headed Tnaig enters the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of it, the combine them Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Vivoon Cost: {2}{G} Type: Creature - Vivoon Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: Flying, Flash Flavour Text: patent pending, pls no steal (the name) Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Wall Nut Cost: g Type: Artifact Creature - Food Wall Pow/Tgh: 0/2 Rules Text: Defender {T}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Web Cost: g Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Web is White As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control Spider habitat {2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Wild Otnak Cost: 2g Type: Land Creature - Pokemon Otnak Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Trample Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Wild Sense Cost: 1g Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Reveal the top three cards of your library. You may put a Beast or Land card revealed this way into your hand. Then, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Wild Soul Cost: 1G Type: Creature - Spirit Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Wildstyle Cost: {1}{g}{g}{g} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All Beasts have +1/+1 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster Cost: {5}{G}{G} Type: Legendary Creature - Bear Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/5 Rules Text: {W/G}: Gain 8 life if you control a Food Flavour Text: The cruel dictator of the Farms in the Middle Ages Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Yolk Yokel Cost: G Type: Creature - Egg Farmer Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: all around good green boy Cost: gg Type: Creature - Elf Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: {T}: Add {g} and you gain 2 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: elp-Mart Cost: 1g Type: Creature - Deer Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Advent Calendar Cost: {10}AA Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of each day, target opponent gives you a piece of candy and you put an Empty counter on Advent Calendar Whenever it's XMas or there are 25 or more Empty counters on Advent Calendar, sacrifice it to add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} and draw five cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Alphabeticality Cost: {13}{13} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep choose a letter All creatures with any of the chosen letters in their name have +1/+1 for each chosen letter in their name, and each time each chosen letter appears Flavour Text: chosen words are C and M ie Lazydog McFoxjumper has +3+3 Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Art Cost: {1}A Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Berry Minefield Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Berry Minefield enters the battlefield tapped {T}: Add {W} or {R} {W}{R}: Sacrifice two Foods with converted mana cost 2 or less, then choose one: -Berry Minefield bolts any number of targets -You gain 2 life for each Red and White creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Capri Sun Cost: {Y}{Y} Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {Y}{Y}: Sacrifice Capri Sun, drink a Capri Sun (tm), gain 4 life, if you consume the beverage in one swallow, gain 8 life instead, then read a dank meme Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Do it for the LOLS Cost: LOL Type: Legendary LOL - LOL Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game Flavour Text: CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Flavorful Cost: A Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Fortune Cost: AAA Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Equipment Enchanted Equipment has "Whenever a Block is destroyed, it's controller adds X mana of any one color and gains X life, where X is it's converted mana cost" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Goldem Cost: 5 Type: Artifact Creature - Gold Golem Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Goldem is Gold Whenever Goldem attacks or blocks create two Gold tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Homer Simpson Cost: 4yy Type: Legendary Creature - Simpson Fatso Pow/Tgh: 2/10 Rules Text: Homer Simpson enters the battlefield with three D'oh! counters on it Whenever Homer Simpson is dealt damage, you may remove a D'oh! counter from it, if you do, prevent all damage that would be dealt to Homer Simpson this turn Flavour Text: The fattest of the Springfieldians Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Honeycomb Cost: 1Y Type: Artifact - Food Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {1}{Y}: Create a 1/1 yellow Insect creature token with Flying. {Y}, sacrifice Honeycomb: You gain 5 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Life Up! Cost: {1} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G Gain 8 life If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Looting Cost: AAA Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Equipment Enchanted Equipment gains "Whenever the creature this Equipment equips kills another creature, it's controller may gain life equal to the killed creature's converted mana cost" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Manor Gates Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Gate Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Manor Gates is Gold The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game {T}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: New York Cheesecake Cost: {5}{Y}{Y} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pastanaut Cost: {2}{y} Type: Creature - Italian Astronaut Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Pastanaut is Gold {Y}: Create a Bread token, activate this ability only if you control a Vehicle or Plane Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pog Collection Cost: {6} Type: Enchantment Creature Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own Flavour Text: Talk to lawyer Morty, he's lit af Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Scumbob Swagpants Cost: y Type: Legendary Creature - Plant Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 10/10 Rules Text: Scumbob Swagpants is Yellow Cumulative Upkeep: Discard a Plant card Whenever you control less than three Plants, sacrifice Scumbob Swagpants. Plants you control get -11/-1 and lose all abilities except Bad Defender Flavour Text: The land of Bikini Bottom has many bottomsuckers, Scumbob being among the worse Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Spooderman Cost: 69 Type: Creature - Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 69/69 Rules Text: When Spooderman enters the battlefield destroy all Faggots All your Swaglords have +4/+4, have Reach, and are spiders in addition to their other types Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Sweeping Edge Cost: AA Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Equipment Enchanted Equipment has "Equipped creature has Sweeping" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Swiss Cheese Cost: {X}{Y} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese {T}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: The 400th Card! Cost: 400 Type: Legendary 400 - 400 Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All numbers on cards are replaced with 400 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Countdown is at One is a Meme Cost: {5} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Players compare dank memes, for the remainder of the next three turns, any player that lost the comparison, takes triple damage from every source Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Journeyed Hero Cost: 4 Type: Creature - Hero Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Other Heroes you control get +1/+1 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Snow Queen Cost: {5}{S}{S}{S} Type: Legendary Creature - Human Lord Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Royal (The Snow Queen is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) Whenever a snow permanent enters the battlefield, you own it for the remainder of the game The Snow Queen has +5/+5 for each Snow permanent you control (this includes lands) When The Snow Queen dies, sacrifice all snow permanents, then deal 5 damage to target player and gain 5 life for each permanent sacrificed this way Flavour Text: Ancient and cruel, and long since cold-dead Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Thousandfold Hero Cost: 6 Type: Legendary Creature - Hero Construct Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: The Thousandfold Hero's power is equal to the total power of Heroes you control. The Thousandfold Hero's toughness is equal to the total power of Heroes you control The Thousandfold Hero has all the textboxes of Heroes you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Treasure Chest Cost: 2AA Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Treasure Chest is Gold Storage 4 (As long as there are four or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. {2}: Choose a card on Treasure Chest and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Treasure Chest for at least one turn.) for artifacts. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Xob of the Box Cost: 10 Type: Legendary Creature - God Pow/Tgh: 10/10 Rules Text: Royal (Xob of the Box is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof), Storage 100 (As long as there are one hundred or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. {2}: Choose a card on Xob of the Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Xob of the Box for at least one turn.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Bald Eagle Cost: 1ww Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Golden Golem Cost: 1ww Type: Creature - Golem Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Golden Hen Cost: 3ww Type: Legendary Creature - Chicken Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Royal (Golden Hen is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) {T}: Create a Golden Egg token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Pumpkin Cost: ry Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Pumpkin is Orange {T}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Pumpkin Hat Cost: Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature has protection from Monsters Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Royal Zombie Cost: 1bb Type: Creature - Zombie Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Royal (Royal Zombie is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) {3}{B}, Tap all other untapped Zombies you control, {T}: Add an amount of {B} equal to the number of creatures tapped this way. This mana does not empty as steps and phases end. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Amazing Astronaut Cost: 3wu Type: Creature - Human Genius Astronaut Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts) Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Basic Jedi // Basic Sith Cost: {W}{U} // {R}{B} Type: Creature - Jedi // Creature - Sith Pow/Tgh: 1/2 // 2/1 Rules Text: Protection from Sith {W/U}{T}: Target creature cannot attack or block until end of turn // Protection from Jedi {R/B}{T}: Target creature must attack this turn, it gains +1/+1 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Birthday Clown Cost: wwwu Type: Creature - Clown Shaman Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {T}: Create a Balloon artifact token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Boxing Day Cost: 1wu Type: Legendary Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose one: -Artifacts you control have Storage 2 until end of turn -Creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain First Strike and Haste until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Cancelled! Cost: 1wu Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Counter target TVShow spell Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cantrip Master Cost: 1wu Type: Creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) Cost: wu Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Target green Food gains "{W}: Gain 1 life" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Chastity Cost: WU Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures cannot become tapped (if an effect would cause them to tap, it does not instead) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Clown Clone Cost: wu Type: Creature - Clown Clone Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Devalue Cost: xwu Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Permanents, spells and cards you control's converted mana cost is equal to their converted mana cost minus X Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Eldurr, King of Yerlfott Cost: 2WWUU Type: Legendary Creature - Troll Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/5 Rules Text: Royal (Eldurr, King of Yerlfott is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) Whenever one or more Age counters are placed onto a permanent you don't control, you gain 1 life and draw a card. {X}{X}{X}{W}{U}, tap X other untapped Trolls you control: Draw thrice X cards and you gain thrice X life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves Cost: WU Type: Sorcery - Finisher Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile up to six target permanents you control, then return them to the battlefield. If one or more abilities are triggered this way, they trigger an additional time. You lose the game at the end of this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Gentrification Cost: 2wu Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Spells cost {1} more to cast Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Humility Cost: WU Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Humility enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, target creature becomes 1/1. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Idfar of the Sparkling Dunes Cost: 3wu Type: Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Rogue Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: Tap an untapped Desert you control: Create a Legendary Treasure token named Dune Diamond Whenever a Treasure enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw three cards unless target player pays you $99.99 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Jediism // Sithism Cost: {1}{w}{u} // {1}{b}{r} Type: Enchantment - Aura // Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Enchant white or blue creature Enchanted creature gains "{W}{U}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life" // Enchant red or black creature Enchanted creature gains "{R}{B}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Juvenile Correction Facility Cost: 2WU Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Child Habitat {1}{W/U}: Detain target Child inhabiting this structure. {5}{B}{R}, {T}: Juvenile Correction Facility deals 2 damage to each creature inhabiting this structure. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Patience Cost: WU Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Noncreature spells cost {1} more. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Potty Training Cost: 1wu Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Child creature you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Set Skeleton Cost: 1wu Type: Creature - Skeleton Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: When Set Skeleton enters the battlefield, all cards from **My Random Shit** in any zone become cards from an expansion of your choice. Flavour Text: this set bad Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Skyrocket Cost: {1}{w}{u} Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {W}{U}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Taryon Darrington Cost: 3WU Type: Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: When Taryon Darrington enters the battlefield, create a legendary 4/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with Indestructible and Trample named Doty. {3}{C}: Create a copy of target artifact. It gains Hexproof this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Temperance Cost: WU Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cumulative Upkeep - {1} Red spells cost {2} more to cast and red creatures cannot attack unless their controller pays {2} for each creature attacking this way. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Urbanization Cost: {5}{W}{U} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Urbanization enters the battlefield all permanents target player controls must be put together, touching Whenever any permanent stops touching another permanent, exile it and all permanents touching it, then draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Wei Jeng of the Azure Blade Cost: 1wu Type: Legendary Creature - Cultivator Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: First strike, Ward {1} (Whenever this becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Whenever Wei Jeng of the Azure Blade attacks a player, tap up to one target permanent they control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Wewe Yob-Gib Cost: 1wu Type: Legendary Creature - Curd Genius Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: {0}: Win everything Ignore Wewe Yob-Gib (it does not exist) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Winged Falconeer Cost: WUU Type: Creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: Flying Other creatures you control with Flying get +1/+1 and whenever one or more of them deal combat damage to a player, that player cannot cast more than one spell during their next turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Wynn Lawmage Cost: {1}{w}{u} Type: Creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Hexproof, Unblockable Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Yedi Cost: 1wu Type: Creature - Yeti Jedi Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flash When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {X} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Apartment Complex Cost: 2UB Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost. When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. {2}: Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.) At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bane, the Villain Cost: 2ub Type: Legendary Creature - Superhuman Villain Bane Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Bane, the Villain is the Bane of Heroes Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Deep-Sea Horror Cost: ub Type: Creature - Fish Horror Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.) Cards in hidden zones cannot be revealed. Whenever Deep-Sea Horror deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Elidocorc Cost: 1ub Type: Legendary Creature - Elidocorc Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Esper Army Cost: 3ub Type: Tribal Enchantment Artifact - Construct Army Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures have base power and toughness 2/2. Those you control among them get -1/-1 and gain Skulk. {2}{W}: Creatures get +2/+2 until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: False-Name Nemesis Cost: 3ub Type: Creature - Merfolk Rogue Pow/Tgh: 5/3 Rules Text: When False-Name Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a target False-Name Nemesis gains protection from everything else Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Gult Leader Cost: 3ub Type: Creature - Aven Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Other Birds and Avens you control get +1/+1 and gain "{T}: Look at the top card of your library, if it is a Bird or an Aven you may reveal it to an opponent to force them to discard a card, if they can't they lose 2 life" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Keg Cost: ub Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Create a Beer token Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Loan Shark Cost: 2ub Type: Creature - Fish Lord Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Spells you control have Rental. Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Preferability Cost: 2UB Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Rotagilla Cost: 1ub Type: Legendary Creature - Rotagilla Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Self-Serving Octopus Cost: 6ub Type: Creature - Octopus Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Self-Serving Octopus: Create eight Calamari tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Skinnydippery Cost: {u}{u}{b}{b} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, it gains Habitat until end of turn, it's controller may have up to three creatures they control Inhabit it, then remove them at the end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Uncurd the Anti-Curd Cost: 100uuubbb Type: Legendary Creature - Curdnt Bane Pow/Tgh: infinity/infinity Rules Text: When Uncurd the Anti-Curd enters the battlefield, destroy each creature with power 0.01 or greater Uncurd the Anti-Curd is the Bane of Curds Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses Cost: bu Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Until end of turn, spells cost {?} more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life. Flavour Text: As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Wolverine Cost: 5yub Type: Legendary Creature - Superhuman Hero Wolverine Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Indestructible {1}{R}, Say "Bub": Target creature cannot block until end of turn {2}{R}{R}, Say "Snikt!": Destroy target creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: 4Chandra Cost: 2rb Type: Legendary Planeswalker - Chandra Pow/Tgh: /4 Rules Text: [+4]: Create four Spam tokens [0]: Alphas lose Menace and all Betas gain Menace (both until end of turn) [-4]: Creatures gain Scarred 69 until end of turn. Double the number of Poison counters on players Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Aggrocius Murdeath Cost: 5rb Type: Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Pow/Tgh: 28/28 Rules Text: ENDLESSTOUCH Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Cinammon Challenge Cost: {B}{R} Type: Instant - Challenge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Curse Fluency Cost: {2}{B}{R} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Your swears cannot be countered Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Death Strike Cost: 2BR Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Infect Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Dom's Hitmyran Cost: 3br Type: Legendary Creature - Hitmyran Slave Pow/Tgh: 7/5 Rules Text: Haste, Trample, Firebreathing ({R}: +1/+0 until end of turn) {g}: Dom's Hitmyran fights any target and drains life equal to the damage dealt Flavour Text: He taught his Hitmyran to breathe flame Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Draamaa Cost: 1br Type: Tribal Sorcery - Teenager Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: El Megataur Cost: BR Type: Legendary Creature - Minotaur Lord Pow/Tgh: 5/3 Rules Text: Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Enslave Cost: {R}{B} Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant black Creature Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Father Fodder Cost: 3BR Type: Creature - Human Lord Pow/Tgh: 5/4 Rules Text: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Fired!breathing Cost: 1rb Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant orange President Enchanted orange President gains "{T}: Destroy target Worker" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Freakshow Cost: 10br Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Spectacle {7}{B}{R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Choose one: - Create eight 2/1 red Devil creature tokens with Haste and "When this creature dies it deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker" - Create an 8/8 black Monster creature token with Haste, Trample, Menace and "Whenever this creature enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, you may have it deal 8 damage to any target" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Gym Teacher Cost: 1rb Type: Creature - Human Evil Teacher Pow/Tgh: 7/5 Rules Text: Trample, Menace, Intimidate, Haste, Deathtouch Students you control with power or toughness 2 or less get -2/-2 and Students you control with power or toughness 4 or more get +4/+4 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hellbent Topdecker Cost: 1rb Type: Creature - Human Idiot Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: *Hellbent* - Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hellhound Cost: {r}{b} Type: Creature - Demon Hound Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Joker Cost: BR Type: Legendary Creature - Clown Villain Pow/Tgh: 4/1 Rules Text: Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Kang Dong of the Blood Demon Sword Cost: 1br Type: Legendary Creature - Cultivator Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: Haste Whenever Kang Dong of the Blood Demon Sword attacks an opponent or is target by a spell or ability they control, deal damage equal to his attack divided among creatures they control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Minitaur Cost: rb Type: Creature - Minotaur Child Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Noogie Cost: {B}{R} Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: PVP Format Cost: 1br Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {b/r}: Target player fights another target player, any player may activate this ability, whoever wins may draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Rakdos Party-Time! Cost: 2BR Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Deathtouch Rakdos Party-Time! deals 1 damage to all creatures. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Sin Fyip Cost: br Type: Creature - Fyip Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Swiper, He who Swipes Cost: 2br Type: Legendary Creature - Fox Demon Rogue Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange {T}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours {6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: The Mad Hatter Cost: 2br Type: Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tgh: 4/2 Rules Text: Indestructible {T}: Create a Hat token and The Mad Hatter shocks any target, then you flip a coin. When it lands on heads, The Mad Hatter shocks itself Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Alphabet Soup Cost: rg Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {R} or {G} and gain 2 life Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Couch Potato Cost: rg Type: Artifact Creature - Food Zombie Fatso Pow/Tgh: 2/5 Rules Text: Defender {T}: Remove {E} from target player. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex Cost: rg // ug Type: Instant // Instant Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it // Remove target opposed creature you control from combat Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Grog Strongjaw Cost: 3RG Type: Legendary Creature - Goliath Barbarian Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Haste, Trample, Indestructible, Protection from blue You may exert Grog Strongjaw as it attacks. If you do, it gets +3/+3 this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Hot Dog Cost: {G}{R} Type: Creature - Wolf Elemental Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Firebreathing ({R}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste Flavour Text: The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around... Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hydrophobe Cost: rg Type: Creature - Weird Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Menace, Lifelink, Deathtouch, Flying Hydrophobic (Hydrophobe cannot be in play if a blue thing is) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hydrophobia Cost: 3rg Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Everything has Hydrophobia Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Mario Cost: 1RG Type: Legendary Creature - Human Worker Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Jump Boost 2 ({E}: Move Mario up to two inches.) {T}: Destroy target Block or Monster. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Missing 420 Cost: RG Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.). Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ragemancer Cost: 2rg Type: Creature - Viashino Wizard Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: {R}{G}: Ragemancer deals 1 damage to target creature. If it survives, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Ravishing Alphasaur Cost: 3rrg Type: Creature - Dinosaur Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Trample, Haste, Menace Whenever Ravishing Alphasaur deals combat damage to a player, untap all lands you control and Ravishing Alphasaur deals that much damage to each creature they control with power 4 or less. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Roreh, Beastly Rereh Cost: 2rg Type: Legendary Creature - Rereh Beast Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Haste, Trample, Roaring ({G}: Target creature can't block Roreh, Beastly Rereh until end of turn) {R/G}: Roreh deals damage equal to thrice it's power to any target Pay a quarter of a {R} or a {G}: Roreh gets +X+5/+X+5 until end of turn where X is the amount of damage dealt this game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Animemal Cost: WG Type: Creature - Anime-Protagonist Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cat Royale Cost: 2wg Type: Creature - Cat Lord Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: Royal (Cat Royale is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they must pet Cat Royale for three minutes, if they do not, Cat Royale destroys them Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Charity Cost: WG Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they create a Gold token, they gain 3 life, and they put a +1/+1 counter on target creature they control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Codename: Equestrian Cost: 3wg Type: Creature - Centaur Pow/Tgh: 3/5 Rules Text: Horsemanship Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Diligence Cost: WG Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures with Vigilance get +1/+1. Creatures with one or more +1/+1 counters on them have Vigilance. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Doggo Cost: wg Type: Creature - Hound Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: (Doggo transforms from Pupper) When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo (Doggo transforms into Old Friend) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ewe Aven Cost: wg Type: Land Creature - Pokemon Treefolk Bird Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {3}{W}: +1/+0 and Flying until end of game {3}{G}: +0/+1 and Reach until end of game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Experienced Shaman Cost: 2wg Type: Creature - Elf Shaman Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, you may scry 2. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Far-Trek Explorer Cost: 3wg Type: Creature - Nomad Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Banding with Nomads Nomads you control have +1/+2 and First Strike Sacrifice Far-Trek Explorer: You may search your library for an Expedition and put it onto the battlefield, shuffle your library Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Finishing Move #9: Siege of the City by the Circle of Nature's Sanctuary; Assault of the Stewards of Gaea's Light Cost: WG Type: Sorcery - Finisher Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Populate three times. Until end of turn, combat damage cannot be prevented and creatures you control with one or more +1/+1 counters on them gain Protection from Everything. You lose the game at the end of this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Funny Knee Cost: 1WG Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card. Flavour Text: During an autopsy, you can tell if a subject lived a happy life by examining for self-inflicted scars on their knees. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Garden of Eden Cost: 5WG Type: Legendary Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Habitat {W/G}, tap an untapped creature inhabiting this structure: You gain 4 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Gratitude Cost: WG Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {X}. If you do, you gain X life and untap X target lands you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hummingbyrd Cost: wg Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flying, Super haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Katy Perry Cost: 1wg Type: Legendary Creature - Celebrity Musician Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {T}: Create a Tiger's Eye artifact token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Ken Toe Cost: wg Type: Legendary Creature - Human Mutant Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: Landwalk Blocks are the Bane of Ken Toe Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance Cost: 2WG Type: Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Indestructible, Hexproof Food tokens you control have Indestructible and Hexproof {3}, {T}: Create a Food token. Creatures you control get +1/+1 this turn for each Food token you control. {5}, {T}: Transform Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance. Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning Cost: Type: Legendary Creature - God Cleric Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Indestructible, Shroud {7}, {T}, Sacrifice Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning and forty Food tokens: Take thirty additional turns after this one. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Old Friend Cost: 1wwgg Type: Creature - Hound Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: (Old Friend transforms from Doggo) When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn Flavour Text: Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Othojai the Sidekick Dragon Cost: 1wg Type: Legendary Land Creature - Pokemon Dragon Hero Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Flying, Vigilance Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Proletariat Cost: wg Type: Creature - Human Farmer Worker Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Create a Food token {T}: Create an Artifact token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rangery Cost: 1wg Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Rangery enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, or Spaceflight, they cannot untap while Rangery is in play Whenever a creature without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing or Spaceflight enters the battlefield, tap it, it cannot untap while Rangery is in play Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Raw Egg Cost: wg Type: Artifact Creature - Food Egg Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {R}{T}: Transform Raw Egg Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Cooked Egg Cost: Type: Artifact Creature - Food Egg Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Royal Kobra Cost: 2WG Type: Creature - Snake Lord Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Tiger King Cost: 2WG Type: Legendary Creature - Cat Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: When Tiger King enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Cat you control. Cats you control have Trample and Hexproof and enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Tuna Sammich Cost: wgy Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). Flavour Text: It looks and tastes like puke Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Wildlife Crossing Cost: {2}{W}{G} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Pay {G}{G} or {W}{W}: Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Yolk Folk Cost: wg Type: Creature - Egg Farmer Worker Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: 9Gagideon Cost: 7wb Type: Legendary Planeswalker - Gideon Pow/Tgh: /9 Rules Text: [+9]: Create nine Spam tokens [0]: Target creature destroys itself. You gain life equal to the number of times it was dealt combat damage ever [-9]: Creatures get Scarred 420. Triple all poison counters on players (both until end of turn) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Asterisk Cost: {W}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Avatar of Coin Cost: 4wb Type: Legendary Creature - Avatar Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: Haste, Trample, Lifelink Whenever Avatar of Coin enters the battlefield or attacks, target player loses 10 life and another target player gains 10 life. {w}: Return Avatar of Coin to it's owners hand {b}: Undying this turn. {w/b}: Avatar of Coin deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Bad Doctor Cost: 1WB Type: Creature - Human Cleric Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: When Bad Doctor enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile it at the end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bourgeois Cost: 5wb Type: Creature - Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it {T}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Child Soldier Cost: wb Type: Creature - Child Soldier Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Last-Strike Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Creationism Cost: 5wb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, pray, if you feel good, gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Critical Hypocrisy Cost: {5}{w}{b} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a player is hypocritical, put a Critical counter on Critical Hypocrisy {T}: Remove five Critical counters from Critical Hypocrisy, sacrifice Critical Hypocrisy, target player who has been hypocritical this game is Rekt, and you gain 5 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Draining Drain Cost: wwwbbb Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {w}{b}: Draining Drain destroys target creature, then drains 5 to that creature's controller Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: EA Cost: WB Type: Legendary Enchantment - Logo Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost for players to cast spells, they must pay $2.00 CAD, this payment may not be countered or prevented Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Elitism Cost: 5wb Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Elitism is Gold Destroy all creatures with less than $12.00 CAD on them, then gain 10 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Elitist Cost: {2}{w}{b} Type: Creature - Human Advisor Pow/Tgh: 1/4 Rules Text: Royal (Elitist is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) {T}: Tap target creature with less than $10.00 CAD on it, Elitist deal's X damage to it's controller, then you gain X life, where X is it's converted mana cost Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Envy Cost: wbb Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a player attacks with two or more creatures, they sacrifice half of them. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals Cost: WB Type: Sorcery - Finisher Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. For each permanent exiled this way, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life. You lose the game at the end of this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: GamBling Cost: wb Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: GamBling is Gold {0}: Add {W}{W} or {B}{B} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gambling on Lives Cost: 2wb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a creature is killed, the player that killed it obtains all the money on it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Genocide Cost: 2/w2/bwb Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Genocide, choose a creature type. Destroy all creatures of the chosen type, then exile all cards of the chosen type from all graveyards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Guilty Verdict Cost: wb Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target creature that attacked this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Harambe, the Unforgotten Cost: 5WB Type: Legendary Creature - Ape Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: {1}{W/B}: Create a Spam token. {X}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Harambe, the Unforgotten: Internetians you control get +X/+0 and cannot be blocked by Children this turn. Flavour Text: "They should have shot the child..." - Morons Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Hciragic, the Chainsmoker Cost: 3wb Type: Legendary Creature - Human Druggy Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {T}: Create three red, green and black Cigar artifact tokens {T}: Gain CAD$X.XX where X is thrice your life total Whenever you Smoke a Cigar, put X +X/+X counters on Hciragic, the Chainsmoker where X is the number of Cigars you've Smoked Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Health Freaking Cost: {2}{W}{B Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hurdur's Throneboi Cost: 1WB Type: Creature - Orc Slave Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {W/B}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.). {2}{W}{B}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo Cost: 2WWBB Type: Legendary Creature - Orc Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/5 Rules Text: Royal (Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) Whenever another player laughs or tells a joke, Hurdurr deals 2 damage to that player and you gain 2 life. {X}{X}{X}{W}{B}, tap X other untapped Orcs you control: Hurdurr deals thrice X damage to any target and you gain that much life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hypocrite Cost: {w}{b} Type: Creature - Human Donkey Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hypocritical Hippocricket Cost: 3wb Type: Creature - Hippo Insect Idiot Pow/Tgh: 1/5 Rules Text: *Gotcha* - Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one: - Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target - Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn. Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Internet Troll Cost: {1}{w}{B} Type: Creature - Troll Internetian Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {T}: Create a Spam token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Israphel Cost: 3WB Type: Legendary Creature - ??? Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Indestructible Whenever Israphel attacks, create a Tainted Sand token with "Sacrifice this token: Put an Infect counter on target player" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Kit Hoarder Cost: {2}{w}{b} Type: Creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tgh: 1/4 Rules Text: When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it {3}{W}{W}{W}{b}{b}{b}: Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Knightmare Cost: 2wb Type: Creature - Knight Nightmare Horse Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Deathtouch, Vigilance Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Knightmare One Year Later Cost: wb Type: Creature - Horse Knight Nightmare Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Whenever Knightmare One Year Later attacks, you may sacrifice it and pay {W}{B} to destroy target creature defending player controls. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Michael Jackson Cost: 4wb Type: Legendary Creature - Human Dancer Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {3}{u}, {T}: Move Michael Jackson. When you do, untap all creatures you control. When Michael Jackson enters the battlefield, you gain 100 life. When Michael Jackson dies, you lose 100 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Nun Cost: {W}{B} Type: Creature - Human Idiot Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Hexproof {W/B}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: PHIL FACE Cost: 5WB Type: Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: You may play target Vampire or Demon card from your graveyard for free Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Penguin Cost: wb Type: Creature - Penguin Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pingu, The Terrorizer Cost: {2}{W}{B} Type: Legendary Creature - Penguin Demon Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Hexproof {T}: Say Noot Noot, you now have power over reality... Flavour Text: have mercy pingu, please don't take our bee syrup Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Polar Opposition Cost: 3wb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All words on all cards are replaced by their opposites, if there is no opposite for a word, it is left the same Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Prison Warden Cost: 3wb Type: Creature - Human Warden Pow/Tgh: 4/5 Rules Text: {t}: Exile target creature then return it to the battlefield triple-tapped (it must be untapped thrice before it can be fully untapped, each untapping makes it one less tapped) and inhabit it onto a Gate for free, it cannot be removed for X turns where X is five plus the amount of damage its dealt this game. It cannot do anything until end of turn (it cannot attack or block, tap, activate abilities or have it's static or triggered abilities function) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Sad Clown Cost: wb Type: Creature - Clown Demon Horror Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Snipery Cost: {1}{w}{b} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spammingbyrd Cost: 1wb Type: Creature - Bird Troll Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Flying {T}: Create a Spam token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Spawnkill Cost: wwbb Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Victorian Strike! Cost: 1wb Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Wipe from Legends Cost: 5WB Type: Legendary Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature loses the Legendary supertype Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises Cost: 9bbg Type: Legendary Creature - Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson Pow/Tgh: 2.13/2.13 Rules Text: Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ass Carcass Cost: 1gb Type: Creature - Zombie Donkey Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bacteria-Feeder Cost: cbg Type: Creature - Insect Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Flying When Bacteria-Feeder enters the battlefield, exile up to one target Germ creature. When you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. Flavour Text: What they once were they now consume. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Biological Warfare Cost: {G}{G}{G}{B}{B}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy all non-green, non-black creatures. All non-green, non-black creatures get +4/-2 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Bog Slug Cost: bg Type: Creature - Slug Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land. Trample {3}{B}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Emu Gel Cost: bg Type: Creature - Bird Ooze Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: Trample Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Fartnite Cost: 1BG Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Fat Ass (the Second) Cost: bg Type: Creature - Donkey Fatso Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {R}.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Fatboi Cost: bg Type: Creature - Human Fatso Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {R}.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gag Reflex Cost: 1bg Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a black or green spell or ability, if it would die, return it to it's owners hand instead and create a Barf token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hippocricket Cost: 2bg Type: Creature - Hippo Insect Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: Trample, Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hungry Hungry Hippo Cost: 3BG Type: Creature - Hippo Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) {1}{B/G}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn. Flavour Text: The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Landwalking Dead Cost: 1gb Type: Creature - Zombie Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Landwalk Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Laughing Gas Cost: GB Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Leopard Leper Cost: xgb Type: Creature - Leper Cat Pow/Tgh: X/X+1 Rules Text: Leopard Leper enters the battlefield with X -1/-1 counters on it Remove a -1/-1 counter from Leopard Leper: Target player loses 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Leperboi Cost: bg Type: Creature - Leper Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Leprosy Cost: {B}{G} Type: Enchantment - Curse Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchanted player sacrifices one handful of their skin every turn, then gains a poison counter Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Medusa, Queen of Gorgons Cost: 5bpgp Type: Legendary Creature - Gorgon Lord Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: Royal (Medusa, Queen of Gorgons is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) Other Gorgons you control get +3/+3 and gain Deathtouch. {B}{G}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types, and cannot attack or block for as long as it is a statue. {B/G}: Medusa drains 2 to any target. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Moldmonster Cost: 2gb Type: Creature - Monster Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: {T}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Moldmonster, you may return a plant from your graveyard to the battlefield as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Naga Nagger // Hag Nag Cost: bg // ub Type: Creature - Naga // Creature - Hag Pow/Tgh: 1/3 // 4/4 Rules Text: Deathtouch, Hexproof // Trample Tapprice (Any player may tap Hag Nag at any time by paying {X}, where X is Hag Nag's CMC.) Flavour Text: annoying // demanding Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pharmer // Farmacist Cost: gb // ub Type: Creature - Human Farmer Horror // Creature - Human Cleric Horror Pow/Tgh: 2/2 // 2/2 Rules Text: {T}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill // {T}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Phlebotomous Hippopotamus Cost: 5bg Type: Creature - Hippo Vampire Pow/Tgh: 7/10 Rules Text: Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Lifelink Whenever Phlebotomous Hippopotamus deals combat damage to a player, drain an amount equal to Phlebotomous Hippopotamus's power Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Pothead Cost: {1}{b}{g} Type: Creature - Human Idiot Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {g/b}: Create a PoisonVial token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Salvagery Cost: {2}{b}{g} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay {2} to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Slave Mill Cost: 1BG Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {2}, tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spamfeaster Cost: 3BG Type: Creature - Troll Horror Beast Lord Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Spamfeaster gets +X/+X, where X is your devotion to spam. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Spewmorrow Cost: 5bg Type: Creature - Horror Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: Deathtouch, Flash Whenever Spewmorrow enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, create seven Barf tokens and lose 7 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Stack Clog Cost: {B}{G} Type: Artifact - Unspeakable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Split Second Stack Clog does not resolve {B}{G}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Survivor of Skeentith Cost: 2bg Type: Creature - Human Survivalist Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Whenever Survivor of Skeentith is dealt damage, if it survives and has less than 0.25 toughness, you win the game {8}: Survivor of Skeentith's toughness becomes 0.01 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cost: 6bg Type: Legendary Creature - Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Necrosaurus Cost: 5BG Type: Legendary Creature - Zombie Dinosaur Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: The Necrosaurus cannot be countered. Deathtouch, Trample, Infect Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Venus Flytrap Cost: 1BG Type: Creature - Plant Monster Pow/Tgh: 4/2 Rules Text: Defender Whenever Venus Flytrap blocks an Insect creature, destroy that creature, then gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Weathered Speck Cost: bg Type: Creature - Germ Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Wurmhole Cost: 2bg Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {X}{X}{B}{G}, {T}: Destroy X target permanents. Until end of turn, Wurms you control get +Y/+Y, where Y is the total CMCs of permanents destroyed this way. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Aqua Man Cost: 2ug Type: Creature - Superhuman Hero Merfolk Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Islandwalk, Swimming, Hexproof {2}{U}{G}{T}: Create two 2/2 Fish creature tokens with Swimming Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Blue Jellyfish Cost: ug Type: Creature - Jellyfish Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flying, Haste {2}{R}: Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Customian Changeling Cost: 4ug Type: Creature - Shapeshifter Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Customian Changeling is all Customian creature types Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Djinnsect Cost: 2UG Type: Creature - Djinn Insect Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: Defender, Flying Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change. {T}, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Evolve Cost: ug Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Evonucard Cost: 3uuuggg Type: Legendary Creature - Nucard God Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: Evonucard has the text boxes of Imprinted things Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Hyperwing Vivoon Cost: {2}{u}{g} Type: Creature - Vivoon Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Flying, Flash {U}{G}{T}: Tap or untap up to two other target permanents Whenever Hyperwing Vivoon becomes tapped, you may draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Nucard Cost: ug Type: Creature - Nucard Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {4}{T}: Imprint Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Scalefin Cost: 2ug Type: Creature - Lizard Fish Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Scalefin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever Scalefin deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and untap up to X lands you or a teammate controls, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Trade Cost: UG Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Trade **Magic** (You and target opponent each put a **Magic** card from your hands into the other player's hand.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Verbfish Cost: 3ug Type: Creature - Fish Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Watermelon Cost: ug Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Add Frenzy Cost: 3ur Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a card, then put it into your hand Storm Flavour Text: JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS **WILL** COME TO YOU!! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cybervivoon Cost: 1ur Type: Creature - Vivoon Cyborg Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: Flying, Flash {U/R}: Ping target creature, it gains Hexproof until end of turn, if it dies this turn, draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Domino Art Cost: 2uurr Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, gain 5 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards Cost: ur Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a card, then put it into your hand Flavour Text: Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gucci Ganger Cost: {1}{u}{r} Type: Creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gucci Ganger is Purple {U/R}{T}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Masterpiece Artist Cost: 3ur Type: Creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Artifacts you control gain "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any colors" Sacrifice Masterpiece Artist: Search your library for a Masterpiece and put it onto the battlefield, shuffle your library Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Nicknamery Cost: 6ur Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {1}{U}: Change the name of target creature to a name of your choice, this creature becomes Nicknamed Whenever an opponent doesn't use the Nicknamed creature's new name, shock them, unless they allow you to draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Randomize Cost: UR Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target card becomes another random card until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rose Water Cost: ur Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {U/R}{T}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Scanlan Shorthalt Cost: 5UR Type: Legendary Creature - Gnome Bard Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: When Scanlan Shorthalt enters the battlefield, choose a card you own outside the game and put it into your hand. Whenever a legendary creature you control becomes targeted by a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless it's controller pays {4}. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Shivari the Spellspammer Cost: 1UR Type: Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Companion - Each card in your deck has converted mana cost 3 or less. You draw an additional card during each of your draw steps. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Speed Demon Cost: 1ru Type: Creature - Demon Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon {1}{R}{U}{T}: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Wet Willie Cost: {U}{R} Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target opponent gets a wet willie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD, or concede the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: 401ster Cost: 2wr Type: Creature - Clone Soldier Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: common #401 Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Batta Lion Cost: 1wr Type: Creature - Lion Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Haste, Vigilance Battalion - Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking Flavour Text: The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Clone Trooper Cost: wr Type: Creature - Clone Soldier Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Haste, Vigilance Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Codename: Fencing Cost: 1wr Type: Creature - Human Rogue Warrior Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: First Strike {W}: +0/+1 {R}: +1/+0 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker Cost: {2}{W}{R} Type: Legendary Creature - Faerie Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flying, Hexproof {T}: Tap two Humans you control, gain life equal to their CMCs, then create a Baby token Flavour Text: Blessed by the Queen of Hearts in the year -69 BC Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Eager Eagle Cost: 1wr Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: Flying When Eager Eagle enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 this turn. Dash {W}{R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Elvis the King Cost: 3WR Type: Legendary Creature - Human Bard Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Royal (Elvis the King is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) {T}: Each player listens to a song by Elvis. For each player that shows emotion, you gain 7 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Finishing Move #8: Climactic Victory of the Battle Against the Dark Aristocracy by the Church of Revolutions Cost: WR Type: Sorcery - Finisher Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature you control. Untap them, they gain Haste. You lose the game at the end of this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Henchantment Cost: 1wr Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Iron Man Cost: 1wr Type: Legendary Creature - Superhuman Hero Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Iron Man is Gold Flying Whenever Iron Man deals combat damage to a creature, you may draw a card for each Gold permanent you control {T}: Create a Gold token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Pink Eye Cost: wr Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Pink Eye is Pink Enchant creature Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Queen of Hearts Cost: {5}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W} Type: Creature - Human Lord Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Royal (Queen of Hearts is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) When Queen of Hearts enters the battlefield, you may choose to make it pink for the remainder of the game All creatures gain "{R/W}: Breed this creature with another target creature that shares a type or color with it" and "{T}: Tap all creatures breeding with this creature, create three Baby tokens for each creature tapped this way, then gain 3 life for each Baby token you control, activate this ability only once per game" Flavour Text: Old and wise, and long since peacefully-passed Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Sun Fyip Cost: wr Type: Creature - Fyip Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Firebreathing, Lifelink Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Suna // Lana Cost: wr // wg Type: Legendary Creature - Human // Legendary Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 // 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Thor Cost: 2WR Type: Legendary Creature - Superhuman Hero God Elemental Viking Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Flying Thor has +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it As long as Thor has power of 12 or more, spells in your hand gain Storm Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Vitenka, My Bae Cost: infinite worth Type: Creature - Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 42/42 Rules Text: Vitenka is the best. Everyone knows it Flavour Text: le le le Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Wrath Cost: wrr Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever one or more creatures attack or block, Wrath deals 4 damage to each of those creatures. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Eldrago Cost: WUB Type: Legendary Beyblade - Dragon Lord Pow/Tgh: 0/7 Rules Text: Royal, Unblockable. {W}{U}{B}: Eldrago gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the total power of Dragons you control. {T}, Sacrifice seven Dragons: You win the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Four-Dimensional Chess Cost: 5wub Type: Legendary Enchantment - Self-Realization Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Each 0.25 seconds, players play four concurrent subgames of Chess, while in orbit around Earth, and while having 1 lbs of LSD in their body. At the end of each turn, if one player won all four subgames played this turn, they gain 100 life and draw nine cards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: General Grievous Cost: 1wub Type: Legendary Creature - Cyborg Soldier Lord Pow/Tgh: 4/2 Rules Text: General Grievous gets +2/+1 for each Equipment attached to it. Whenever General Grievous attacks, other attacking Robots you control get +1/+0 and gain Reach this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Iacian Brainiac Cost: wub Type: Creature - Braniac Citizen Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Klan Kahn Cost: WUB Type: Creature - Soldier Lord Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Whenever another Soldier you control deals combat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Klan Trooper Cost: wub Type: Creature - Clone Soldier Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {W}{W}: Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn {U}{U}: Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn {B}{B}: Destroy target Black or Slave creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Lord Percival de Rolo Cost: 2WUB Type: Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: Lord Percival de Rolo enters the battlefield with six Grit counters on it. Whenever Lord Percival de Rolo attacks, you may remove exactly one Grit counter from it. If you do, create a Firearm artifact token attached to it. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Lunar Butcher Cost: wub Type: Creature - Human Wizard Warrior Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: Lunar Butcher's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands that have left the battlefield this turn plus four {4}{B}: Destroy target land, then exile it from it's owners graveyard. {2}{W}: Exile target nonbasic land until end of turn {1}{U}: Return target land to it's owners hand, their maximum hand size increases by one this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Manhunt Cost: 5wub Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Draw cards until you draw a Male Human creature card, if you do not, you lose the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: OCDManiac Cost: 3wub Type: Creature - Human Idiot Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: The Hunt for Mike Hunt Cost: 7wub Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Draw card until you draw a card named Mike Hunt, if you don't you lose the game, otherwise gain 1 life for each card you drew Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Ceecyren, Sea Siren Cost: 3ubr Type: Legendary Creature - Siren Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Ceecyren, Sea Siren is the Bane of Pirates {U}{U}{U}: Destroy each Vehicle within 100 lightyears of Ceecyren Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Cruel Pranktimatum Cost: uubbbrr Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cruel Pranktimatum can't be countered Play a prank on any number of opponents. For each opponent that cheers or compliments you, target player draws or discards three cards For each opponent that cries, choose one: -Return target creature to the battlefield and put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's black it gains Deathtouch for the remainder of the game -Destroy target creature with or without Indestructible For each opponent that laughs, you gain 3 life or deal 3 damage to any target for each red creature you control If players doesn't cheer, compliment you, cry or laugh, you gain 20 life and search your library for a card and put it onto the battlefield for free Flavour Text: The perfect prank is simple, evil, and ingenious Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Exadamus, Beyond Perfect Cost: bur Type: Legendary Planeswalker - Exadamus Pow/Tgh: /13 Rules Text: [+3]: You may cast a spell for free [0]: Destroy any target [-3]: You get an emblem with "Attacking creatures you control get +3/+0 and have Haste and Trample" [-7]: Add mana in any combinations of colors equal to the number of cards in graveyards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield Cost: buur Type: Legendary Creature - Cat Demon Alien Pow/Tgh: 0/0 Rules Text: When Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield enters the battlefield, destroy all Food, then put those many +1/+1 counters on Gazorpazorpfield. You gain that much life and draw those many cards. For the remainder of this game, you have no maximum hand size {U}: Shuffle target damaged creature into it's owners library. {1}{R}: +4/+0 until end of turn {5}{B}: Destroy all Johns Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: I, Aye, Captain! Cost: ubr Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As long as you control I, Aye, Captain!, you are a 4/3 Grixis Pirate creature with "{2}: Untap another target Pirate creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature". You are still a player. Every Man has a Price... (Any player may pay {X}, where X is this permanent's CMC to gain control of it.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Boss Baby Cost: UBR Type: Legendary Creature - Human Baby Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: {1}{U}: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn. {1}{B}: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn. {1}{R}: Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn. {1}{U}{B}{R}: Target player gives you $100.00 CAD. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Vax'ildan Vessar Cost: 2UBR Type: Legendary Creature - Half-Elf Rogue Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: Hexproof, Haste, Double-Strike Whenever Vax'ildan Vessar attacks alone, you may an untapped creature you control. If you do, destroy target permanent. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Carolina Reaper Cost: {R}{R}{R}{G}{G}{G}{B}{B}{B} Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {9}: Target player eats a Carolina Reaper, if they show pain, they lose the game, and are destroyed and you deal X damage to all creatures you don't control, where X is thrice the destroyed players life total Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Celery Cerberus Cost: brg Type: Creature - Plant Hound Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Trample, Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ghost Pepper Cost: {R}{G}{B} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {1}{R}{G}{B}{T}: Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Grumpy Cat Cost: brg Type: Legendary Creature - Cat Internetian Pow/Tgh: 2/5 Rules Text: {T}: Cats and Internetians you control get +2/+2 until end of turn Flavour Text: MONDAYS SUCK!!! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Infernal Pig Cost: bbrg Type: Creature - Pig Demon Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Kaktuzz Cost: brg Type: Creature - Cactus Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Sand Block Cost: rb/g Type: Artifact - Block Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: (Sand Block can be Smelted) {E}, {T}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches. Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to. Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Glass Block Cost: Type: Artifact - Block Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Slithering Ekam Cost: brg Type: Creature - Snake Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Teenager Cost: 10rbg Type: Creature - Human Evil Teenager Idiot Pow/Tgh: 13/13 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Touchdown! Cost: {R}{G}{B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Play a game of Football with your opponents, teams are decided by a vote, majority wins. Each player that wins the game, draws two cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Whispering Deadbeet Cost: BRG Type: Artifact Creature - Food Zombie Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: {T}: Exile or Move target Parent, it loses it's Parent creature type. Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, destroy all tokens created with that Parent. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Whispering Deadbeet for each token destroyed this way, then an additional two +1/+1 counters for each Child destroyed this way, and then an additional ten +1/+1 counters for each Baby destroyed this way. Whispering Deadbeet deals damage equal to it's power to target non-blue non-black opponent. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Callhorn Battleback Cost: 1WRG Type: Creature - Dinosaur Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: Whenever Callhorn Battleback attacks, you may put a Dinosaur card with converted mana cost 4 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Candy Bear Cost: {W}{R}{G} Type: Artifact Creature - Food Bear Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {W}{R}{G}{T}: Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Caninus Archmage Cost: wrg Type: Creature - Hound Wizard Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: Whenever Caninus Archmage attacks, you may play another target creature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 3 or less, it is tapped and attacking, it gains +3/+1 and has Haste until end of turn, exile it at the end step Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Felinus Archmage Cost: wrg Type: Creature - Cat Wizard Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: {T}: You may cast another noncreature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Mr Happy, Christmas Poop Cost: 4wgr Type: Legendary Creature - Anthropomorphist Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Double Strike When Mr Happy, Christmas Poop enters the battlefield, Defecate 5 (Exile five cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). Then, if it's December, you gain 12 life and distribute twelve +1/+1 counters among creatures you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Nayasaur Cost: wrg Type: Creature - Dinosaur Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Trample Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Santa Claus, Northern Presentmaster Cost: 3wrg Type: Legendary Creature - Titan Fatso Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: {X}{T}: Wrap X gifts for target opponent {1}: Target opponent gains control of a gift you wrapped this game. {1}: Force target opponent to open a gift they control but you own. Flavour Text: Ho ho ho, merry xmas! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Vex'ahlia Vessar Cost: WRG Type: Legendary Creature - Half-Elf Archer Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Range When Vex'ahlia Vessar enters the battlefield, create a legendary 4/3 green Bear creature token with Trample and Indestructible named Trinket. {T}: Put a Hex counter on target creature or player and Vex'ahlia Vessar deals 1 damage to that target. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: XMas Present Cost: wrg Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {3}, {T}, Sacrifice XMas Present: Draw a card for each creature you control that shares a color with XMas Present Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: XMas Shopping Cost: {6}{W}{R}{G} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Search your library for X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Bane of Arthropods Cost: 3wug Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Equipment Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Call to the Evilkillingfeast Cost: {5}{W}{U}{G} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You may search your library for any number of Superhero creatures and put them onto the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Cheese Wizard Cost: wwuugg Type: Creature - Wizard Fatso Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: {T}: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Chug Jug Cost: 4wug Type: Legendary Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Wait 15 seconds, {T}, Sacrifice Chug Jug: Choose one: -Heal target creature and put one hundred +1/+1 counters on it -Your starting life total becomes 100. Your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Your shield total becomes 100 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Dance Therapy Cost: wug Type: Silly Tribal Sorcery - Idiot Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Move any number of creatures. Remove all counters from creatures moved this way. Draw two cards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Miller Mulligan Cost: WUG Type: Legendary Creature - Human Gamer Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Hexproof Whenever a player discards a card or draws a card, they exile the top three cards of their library Whenever a player exiles a card from their library, they discard their hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Punjabi Cost: 2wug Type: Legendary Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever an opponent Laughs, Punjabi shocks them Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Club Bouncer Cost: 2wbr Type: Creature - Human Beast Pow/Tgh: 50/50 Rules Text: {T}: Bounce target creature with less than eighteen Age counters on it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Cut in Twain Cost: wbr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Destruction by Association Cost: 2wbr Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a creature is destroyed, all creature's it's controller controls gain a Destruction counter Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Donald Trump Cost: 4wbr Type: Creature - President Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: When Donald Trump enters the battlefield destroy all Mexicans Whenever Donald Trump attacks, create a 3/3 Wall creature token with Defender and Hexproof Flavour Text: The 45th president of America Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hurdur's Amusement Cost: {w}{b}{r} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Killer Clown Cost: wrrbbb Type: Creature - Clown Demon Horror Soldier Pow/Tgh: 4/2 Rules Text: Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Mardurize Cost: WBR Type: Instant - Clanwash Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes Mardu Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Norsery Cost: WBR Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Child Habitat {W}: Put a Healing counter on target creature. {B}: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature. {R}: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature. Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Orc of Mykazoo Cost: {w}{b}{r} Type: Creature - Orc Warrior Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Trample, Menace Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pivipi, Battle Goddess Cost: wwbbrr Type: Legendary Creature - Warrior God Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Royal (Pivipi, Battle Goddess is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof), Triple Strike, Super Haste and can only be blocked by five or more creatures with converted mana cost 25 or greater. Pivipi gets +3/+3 for each Equipment attached to it beyond the first. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Western Bounty Hunter Cost: 2wbr Type: Creature - Human Mercenary Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Desertwalk When this creature enters the battlefield, fetch a Desert under any players control. {3}{W}{B}{R}, {T}: This creature deals damage equal to it's power multiplied by the number of Equipments attached to it to target token named Wanted Iguana. Put CAD$500.00 on this card. If the token died, put CAD$2000.00 on this card instead. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Teamer Cost: {U}{R}{G} Type: Creature - Internetian Child Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Pay {U}, {R}, or {G}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with Flavour Text: bruh team bruh pls Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Temursaur Cost: urg Type: Creature - Dinosaur Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Trample Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Termurate Cost: URG Type: Instant - Clanwash Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes Temur Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Watermark Rosewatermark Cost: uuurg Type: Legendary Creature - Human Gamer Pow/Tgh: 2/100 Rules Text: Watermark Rosewatermark has every Watermark. {T}: Create a card with a watermark, put it into your hand. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Abzanize Cost: WBG Type: Instant - Clanwash Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes Abzan Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Dog Fart // Cat Puke Cost: wb/g // ub/g Type: Tribal Instant - Hound // Tribal Instant - Cat Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn // Aftermath Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays {e}{u} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bluecollarism Cost: {2}{w}{u}{r} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All Workers get +1/+1 and have "{T}: Draw a card" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hyperness Cost: 1wur Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Pay {W}, {U} or {R}: Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one: -You gain 4 life -You loot 2 -Hyperness shocks up to two targets each Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Jeskaify Cost: wur Type: Instant - Clanwash Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes Jeskai Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Ninja the Pro Cost: 3wur Type: Legendary Creature - YouTuber Human Ninja Gamer Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Protection from Gamers Gameovertouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Patriotism Cost: {W}{U}{R} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Patriotism enters the battlefield choose a nationality All creatures of the chosen nationality have +3/+3 Flavour Text: im canadian :P Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Basilisk Cost: {1}{u}{b}{g} Type: Creature - Leviathon Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible {T}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Durian a la Monkeybrains Cost: {G}{B}{U} Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block {0}: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card Flavour Text: Smelly and horrible, but somehow delectable Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Dweller of Two-Worlds Cost: 1UBG Type: Legendary Creature - Frog Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: {2}{U}{U}{U}: Take an extra turn after this one {2}{B}{B}{B}: Each other player with four or more land cards in their graveyard loses the game {2}{G}{G}{G}: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain Trample this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Greed Assassin Cost: 1UBG Type: Creature - Naga Assassin Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: Whenever Greed Assassin deals combat damage to a player, choose one: - That player mills two cards. - Choose a permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less in their graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hoodwinker Cost: 4UBG Type: Creature - Shapeshifter Rogue Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Changeling, Shroud and cannot be blocked. Whenever Hoodwinker deals combat damage to a player, choose one: - You gain control of target permanent they control - Draw three cards - They exile the top ten cards of their library Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: No Man's Land Cost: {4}{U}{B}{G} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When No Man's Land enters the battlefield, play it down anywhere on the board Pay {U}, {B} or {G}: Move a Land you control, so that it touches No Man's Land, that land no longer has abilities. At the beginning of each end step, exile all Males touching No Man's Land or any Lands connected to it Males may not be moved off of No Man's Land or any Lands connected to it Flavour Text: Feminazi Territory Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Sultainate Cost: UBG Type: Instant - Clanwash Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes Sultai Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Vegetal Bepis Cost: {u}{b}{g} Type: Artifact - Food Unspeakable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed Pay two of the following: {U}, {B}, or {G}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cut in Mark Twain Cost: uu2wbr Type: Legendary Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces Create three Book tokens and draw three cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Slots Jackpot! Cost: wubr Type: Legendary Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature wins the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Yando'Mhit Cost: 1w/ub/r Type: Legendary Creature - Alien Mercenary Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it. {2}, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Fun Guy Cost: wbrg Type: Legendary Creature - Human Fungus Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {T}: Heal each creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Homelessness Cost: 1w/bg/r Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Homelessness enters the battlefield, if {U} was spent to cast it, sacrifice it. Structures cannot be inhabited Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Janitor Cost: 1b/gw/r Type: Creature - Human Worker Pow/Tgh: 1/4 Rules Text: When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spongebob Squarepants Cost: wurg Type: Legendary Creature - Sponge Pow/Tgh: 1/infinity Rules Text: Spongebob Squarepants is Yellow {4}: Create a Squarepants artifact equipment token and attach it to Spongebob Squarepants Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: 777: The Lucky Number Cost: wubrg Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever Money enters the battlefield, roll a twenty-sided die, if you roll a seven, you may roll again, if you roll three sevens in a row, you win the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Adventure Time! Cost: {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Instant - TVShow Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All creatures you control Explore thrice Flavour Text: No spoilers! Im not caught up yet! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Autumn Piyf Cost: wubrg Type: Creature - Piyf Pow/Tgh: 9/9 Rules Text: Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bill Wurtz Cost: {3}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Legendary Creature - YouTuber Genius Pow/Tgh: 7/7 Rules Text: Bill Wurtz has all abilities of every card {T}: Create a Spam token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Birthday Cost: wubrg Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Captain's Parrot Cost: {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flying When Captain's Parrot enters the battlefield, combine it with a Pirate creature you control, or sacrifice it. {T}: Look at target opponents hand, you may take a card from it and put it into your hand, activate this ability only once every turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Choose Goose Cost: {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Legendary Creature - Bird Rogue Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Choose Goose enters the battlefield, choose something, it happens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Clanwashizeateify Cost: 6wubrg Type: Legendary Sorcery - Clanwash Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Each creature becomes Abzan, Jeskai, Sultai, Mardu and Temur Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Color Pie Cost: wubrg Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Color Pie: Choose any amount: -Gain 3 life for each White permanent you control -Draw a card for each Blue permanent you control -Destroy a creature for each Black permanent you contrl -Color Pie deals 3 damage to any target for each Red permanent you control -Target creature gets +X/+X and gains Trample where X is the number of Green permanents you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Dirbyh, the Hybrid Cost: w/uw/bw/rw/gu/bu/ru/gb/rb/gr/g Type: Creature - Hybrid Pow/Tgh: 69/69 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Fabulous Cost: wubrg Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is Fabulous! Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Flowey Cost: {10}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Creature - Plant Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Flowey cannot be countered When you cast Flowey, you win the game Flavour Text: I could not possibly make a cool enough card for this Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Froggychum, after making a card-dump Cost: {15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Type: Creature - Broken Person Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Frontier Format Cost: {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Frontier Format enters the battlefield remove from game all cards that are not legal in Frontier Only spells legal in Frontier may be cast Flavour Text: My favorite :D Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Fun Gull Cost: wubrg Type: Legendary Creature - Bird Fungus Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts) {T}: Heal each other creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Futurama Cost: {5}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Instant - TVShow Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Reenact the entire plot of Futurama Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Glitterstorm Cost: {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Get two handfuls of glitter, and drop it from a height of at least three feet over the board, each card touched is Rekt, and you lose 2 life Flavour Text: you douchebag , dont play this one. jerk Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Gravity Falls Cost: {5}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Enchantment - TVShow Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Creatures lose flying, and cannot gain flying Flavour Text: Short but sweet Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Hammock Trap Cost: {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Trap Card? Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Hammock Trap enters the battlefield face down {0}: Turn Hammock Trap face up, you may activate this ability any time you could cast an instant When Hammock Trap is turned face up, tap target creature, it doesn't untap during it's controllers next untap step Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Infinity Stone Cost: {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You may have up to seven cards named Infinity Stone in your deck {T}: Choose one: -Gain 5 life -Draw two cards -Destroy target creature -Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn -Target opponent loses 5 life -Target creature gets +7/+0 until end of turn -Draw a card and gain 2 life for each creature you control of target color -Gain 2 life and draw a card for each artifact you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: It Cost: 5wubrg Type: Legendary Creature - Clown Demon Horror Monster Celebrity Pow/Tgh: 10/10 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Loot Chest! Cost: {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Exile Loot Chest!, search your library for 5 cards, and cast them onto the battlefield Flavour Text: Oh man i really want a MLP Applejack! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: MC200 Cost: wubrg Type: omg - omg Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: like wot? Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Mana cost are hard Cost: ]1{3WUB13[]{}2{]}{}}[][}{{{[}{][]{}{][OR{12[4243GG Type: Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: mana costs are hard Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Mick, Miner-Crafter Almighty Cost: {5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Type: Legendary Creature - God Pow/Tgh: 10/10 Rules Text: Play Minecraft for X minutes: Cast X spells, they cannot be countered if X is greater than five Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Multicolorism Cost: wubrg Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Multicolorism enters the battlefield exile all monocolored creatures Whenever a monocolored creature enters the battlefield, exile it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Pocket Universe Cost: wubrg Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Storage 12 (As long as there are twelve or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. {2}: Choose a card on Pocket Universe and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket Universe for at least one turn.) Whenever a card is put on or removed from Pocket Universe, add three mana of any one color. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Psychedellic Exorcism Cost: {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: RNGesus Cost: {5}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Legendary 256 - 256 Pow/Tgh: 256/256 Rules Text: Three times every turn: Choose a number between -128 and 128 (inclusive) Generate a random number within the same parameters. If the chosen number = the generated random number, you win the game! If not, draw a card Flavour Text: RNGesus, as old as the Biblical Age, still lives! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Tarot Card Reading Cost: x3wubrg Type: Legendary Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin. Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Hybrid Cost: w/uw/bw/rw/gu/bu/ru/gb/rb/gr/g Type: Legendary Creature - Hybrid Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast The Hybrid, sacrifice two creatures of different creature types. The Hybrid's power and toughness are each equal to the sum of the letters in the creature types of the sacrifices creatures. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: The Ripping Cost: {x}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tear X permanents into X pieces Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Untag the Anti-Tag Cost: 7wubrg Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Tagnt Bane Pow/Tgh: 99/99 Rules Text: Untag the Anti-Tag can't block Untag the Anti-Tag is the Bane of Tags Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Yalpdrow Cost: 100wubrgwubrg Type: Legendary Creature - Yalpdrow Pow/Tgh: infinity/infinity Rules Text: Yalpdrow is the Bane of everything Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: CARD 500 Cost: 5 0 0 Type: Legendary omg - omg Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: While CARD 500 is in play, all cards are CARD 500 Flavour Text: we did it boisss Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: It's Alive! Cost: 4 Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Artifact Zombie Enchanted Artifact Zombie becomes a creature and gains +4/+4 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Manasucker Cost: {3} Type: Creature - Insect Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: {R/G}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Not Guilty Cost: Type: Emblem Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Not Guilty's controller cannot cast non-white spells Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Brain Cost: uuuuuuuuuu Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Brain is Pink {T}: Scry 10, then draw three cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cheesecake Cost: {1}{g} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ice Scream Cost: w/u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Jurymin Cost: {W/U} Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Mick's Crafter Cost: 1w/u Type: Creature - Human Slave Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: {T}: Add {w} or {u} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Broke College Student Cost: u/b Type: Creature - Human Student Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Pay {X} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cringe Cost: 2u/b Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Dopple Ganger Cost: {1}{U/B} Type: Creature - Clone Warrior Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger {2}{U/B}{U/B}: Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Dreadfish Cost: u/b Type: Creature - Fish Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {2}, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life. Flavour Text: Ingesting it brings fear Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Gridlock Cost: {3}{U/B}{U/B} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: non-Child, non-Soldier creatures may not be moved around the board Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Gulltist Cost: u/bu/b Type: Creature - Aven Minion Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: High Schooler Cost: 12u/b Type: Creature - Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot Pow/Tgh: 13/13 Rules Text: {T}: Scry 13 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Murk Lurker Cost: 1u/bu/b Type: Creature - Frog Horror Pow/Tgh: 1/4 Rules Text: Skulk Whenever Murk Lurker deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Untnaig the Anti-Tnaig Cost: u/b Type: Legendary Creature - Tnaignt Bane Pow/Tgh: 0.01/0.01 Rules Text: When Untnaig the Anti-Tnaig enters the battlefield creatures with power 1 or less win the game Untnaig the Anti-Tnaig is the Bane of Tnaigs Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Competitive Eater Cost: 1r/b Type: Creature - Human Fatso Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Haste Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Gore-Marinated Steak Cost: {2}{R/B} Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {2}{T}: Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Lockdown Cost: {3}{R/B}{R/B} Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Child Creatures may not be moved around the board Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Rormeh, Lazy Alt Cost: 1r/b Type: Legendary Creature - Rereh Beast Clone Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Beet Beetle Cost: 1r/g Type: Creature - Insect Plant Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Candy Apple Cost: {2}{r/g} Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Gtazer Cost: R/G Type: Creature - Gtaz Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Habanero Cost: r/gr/g Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {R/G}{T}: Choose one: -Target player eats a Habanero -Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Jalapeno Cost: r/g Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Choose one: -Target player eats a Jalapeno -Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Jinjurrbred Haus Cost: 4r/g Type: Artifact - Food Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Child and Wizard Habitat {1}{R/G}, eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead. Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it. Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Mick's Miner Cost: 1r/g Type: Creature - Human Slave Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: {T}: Add {R} or {G} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Neat Newt Cost: r/g Type: Creature - Lizard Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: neat! **snaps camera** Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Porcupine Cost: 1g/r Type: Creature - Plant Boar Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Vigilance, Defender {T}: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rapid Rabbit Cost: R/G Type: Creature - Rabbit Beast Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({E}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Redneck Cost: r/g Type: Creature - Human Farmer Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Haste, Trample Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Workhorse Cost: {2}{r/g} Type: Creature - Horse Worker Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Absorption Sponge Cost: 1W/G Type: Creature - Plant Pow/Tgh: 0/2 Rules Text: Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge. {T}: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Assnaut Cost: {1}{w/g} Type: Creature - Donkey Astronaut Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bear Paw Cost: {W/G} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {G}{T}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bunny Wabbit Cost: w/g Type: Creature - Rabbit Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Jump Boost 5 ({E}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cookie Cookery Cost: 2w/g Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Chef Habitat Cook Cookie - {1}{W/G} ({1}{W/G}: Create a Cookie token) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Maqa Nic Cost: w/g Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: The Nic of Maqa are a peaceful tribe of simpletons who sometimes build robots or create galaxy devouring monstrosities Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Mint Cost: W/G Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {U}{T}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pupper Cost: w/g Type: Creature - Hound Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {1}: Transform Pupper (Pupper transforms into Doggo) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Scandinavian Dog Cost: w/gs Type: Creature - Hound Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Vigilance {T}: Björk Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Space Chimp Cost: {1}{W/G} Type: Creature - Ape Astronaut Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Avatar of Orzhov Cost: 3w/bw/b Type: Legendary Creature - Avatar Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Trample When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bad Pun Cost: W/B Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.). You lose 2 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Checkmate Cost: {w/b} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You win the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Cowward Cost: w/b Type: Creature - Cow Coward Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: (Cowards cannot block) Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cowwarden Cost: 3w/bw/b Type: Creature - Cow Coward Advisor Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: (Cowards cannot block) Cowardice, Imprison Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Cowwardingman Cost: w/b Type: Creature - Cow Coward Cleric Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: (Cowards cannot block) Cowardice {W} or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Prayer Cost: {W/B} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rabies Cost: w/bw/bw/b Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All Beasts have Infect Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Rektfeaster Cost: 1w/b Type: Creature - Horror Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one: -You gain 2 life -Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Respect the Dead Cost: 1w/bw/b Type: Enchantment - Aura |Kurse| Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant graveyard Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Smoke Cost: W/B Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Uncontained Giggling Cost: W/B Type: Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve. Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Yutt Cost: w/b Type: Creature - Yutt Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ass Hole Cost: {b/g}{b/g} Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bay Sick Cost: g/b Type: Basic Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Basic CardName: Bumfart Cost: G/B Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put an Infect counter on target player Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bunnyrat Cost: b/g Type: Creature - Rabbit Rat Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: Flash A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.) Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control. Flavour Text: they breed like... oh fuck. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Forbidden Fruit Cost: {B/G} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {B/G}: Sacrifice a Human you control, target opponent loses 3 life, then you gain 3 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Gag Cost: b/g Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gee's Pub Cost: 2B/G Type: Legendary Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Drunk Habitat {T}: Create a Beer token. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {B}{G}. If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Ingrown Toenail Cost: B/G Type: Artifact - Delectable Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {4} Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {T}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rabid Rabbit Cost: B/G Type: Creature - Rabbit Zombie Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({E}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rancid Cost: G/B Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Stinky Smelly creature At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Shrek Cost: {6}{g/b}{g/b} Type: Legendary Creature - Ogre Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Menace, Trample When Shrek enters the battlefield, all your Orcs have +3/+3, Double-Strike and Trample until end of turn {R}: Shrek has +2/+0 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Stinkify Cost: B/G Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Stoner Cost: g/b Type: Creature - Human Druggy Idiot Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {G}{T}: Stoner pings any target {B}{T}: Create a PoisonVial token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Termite Cost: b/g Type: Creature - Insect Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: {T}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Turdle Cost: 1b/g Type: Creature - Turtle Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Defender When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Zola, Cheesy Gorgon Cost: 3b/gb/g Type: Legendary Creature - Gorgon Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Multikicker - {1}{G} When Zola enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. Then, destroy up to those many creatures plus one. {2}{W}: Lifelink until end of turn. {w/b}{w/b}: Drain 1. {5}{B}{B}, {T}: Each opponent sacrifices a number of creatures they control equal to Zola's power. Create those many 0/4 yellow Statue Food artifact creature tokens with Defender and "{W/G}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life." Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Bug Spray Cost: 1u/g Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Catfish Cost: u/g Type: Creature - Cat Fish Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Com Mon Cost: u/g Type: Creature - Human Druggy Internetian Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: E-Man Cost: {u/g} Type: Creature - Human Internetian Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Jellyfish Cost: 1u/g Type: Creature - Jellyfish Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: {3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target. Tap an untapped Plant you control, {T}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Level Up! Cost: U/G Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature levels up Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rubber Ducky Cost: U/G Type: Artifact Creature - Bird Equipment Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Equip Child {0} {T}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Boost Cost: u/r Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Domino Artist Cost: 2u/r Type: Creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, you gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Doze Cost: u/r Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap target creature and create an Idea token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gold Looter Cost: {1}{u/r} Type: Creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: {T}: Tap target Gold permanent, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Leaping Potion Cost: 1u/r Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({E}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Max Health Potion Cost: u/ru/r Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tug O' War Cost: {2}{R/U} Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Turbulence Cost: 1U/R Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Megashroom Cost: {r/w} Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2 If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Spank Cost: w/r Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Spank pings target Child Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: The Pink Panther Cost: 3WRW/R Type: Legendary Creature - Cat Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: The Pink Panther is Pink. Jump Boost 3 ({E}: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.) {2}{W/R}: Choose one: - Cats get +1/+1 this turn. - Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: ABCDEFGHIKLMN // OPQRSTUVWXYZ Cost: 13 // 13 Type: Instant // Instant Pow/Tgh: 13/13 // 13/13 Rules Text: When ABCDEFGHIKLMN enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game When you cast ABCDEFGHIKLMN, if you cast both ends you win the game // When OPQRSTUVWXYZ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game When you cast OPQRSTUVWXYZ, if you cast both ends you win the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits Cost: {2}{W}{W}{W} // {R}{R}{B}{B} Type: Creature - Human // Legendary Sorcery - Torture Pow/Tgh: 2/2 // / Rules Text: Flying When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying // Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks Flavour Text: A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance // An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Aunt Ante // Ante Ant Cost: 1bb // b Type: Legendary Creature - Human // Creature - Insect Pow/Tgh: 1/3 // 0/1 Rules Text: (Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante) Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante. // When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Beep Beep // Imma Sheep Cost: {2}{R} // {G} Type: Instant - Urge // Instant - Urge Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn // Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Boo // Diss Cost: {B} // {1}{R}{B} Type: Instant // Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Boo target player, they lose 1 life // Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Cereal // Muffin Cost: {W/G} // {R/G} Type: Artifact - Food // Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn // {T}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Cobweb // Filthshroom Cost: ww // bb Type: Artifact // Artifact Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: {T}: Untap target Spider // {T}: Untap target Insect Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger Cost: 2 // 2 Type: Artifact Creature - Worker // Artifact Creature - Rigger Pow/Tgh: 2/2 // 2/2 Rules Text: {2}{T}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield // {2}{T}: Assemble a Contraption Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Do the Splits // Split the Winnings Cost: 1rr // 1ww Type: Instant // Instant Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Rip target creature into two pieces // Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Farmer // Pharmacist Cost: 1g // 1u Type: Creature - Human Farmer // Creature - Human Cleric Pow/Tgh: 2/2 // 2/2 Rules Text: {T}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender // {T}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Frame for Crime // Frameshift Cost: bb // uu Type: Sorcery // Instant Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench // Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Hood // Wink Cost: 2 // W Type: Artifact - Equipment // Instant Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equip Rogue {0} Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow. // Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Kewl // Krewl Cost: w // b Type: Enchantment - Aura // Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 // Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Kiss // Kys Cost: w // b Type: Instant // Instant Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life // Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Orgganism // Orgganized Cost: 1b // 1u Type: Creature - Orgg Germ // Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: 1/1 // / Rules Text: Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures // Enchant library When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Print // Imprint Cost: 1w // 1 Type: Instant // Instant Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Create a Book token // Imprint Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Red Apple // Green Apple Cost: {R}{R} // gg Type: Artifact - Food // Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life {R}{R}{T}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token // {T}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life {G}{G}{T}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck Cost: 1b // 1g Type: Creature - Germ // Creature - Germ Pow/Tgh: 0/1 // 0/1 Rules Text: When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. // When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Star // War Cost: r // rrr Type: Artifact // Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: {R}{R}{T}: Star shocks any target // {5}{R}: War deals 4 damage to each target Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: .txt File Cost: TXT Type: Artifact - File Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: 7/11 Cost: 4 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: AK-47 Cost: 3 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {3} Equipped creature has +3/+0, First Strike, and Reach Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Alienware Cost: {7} Type: Legendary Artifact - Technology Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever you cast a spell, create a LMAOAlien creature token, and put X +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is the number LMAOAlien tokens you control Flavour Text: Forged my the LMAOAliens, on the planet of lmaoao Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Ambersteel Axe Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {5} Equipped creature has "{R}, {T}: This creature deals 5 damage to any target" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Andomshit Myr Cost: ? Type: Artifact Creature - Myr Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: (What should {?} be payed with?) Other cards you control from **My Random Shit** get +?/+? and gain "{T}: Add {?}" (how much are those?) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Ant Farm Cost: 4 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an evergreen keyword. Ants you control have that keyword for the remainder of the game. {2}: Create a 1/1 Ant creature token. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Apple Logo Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Logo Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All Artifacts gain "{T}: Google" {2}{C}{C}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Applesauce Cost: {1}{C} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Backpack Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature gains Storage 2 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bandage Cost: 1 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Banhammer Cost: {15} Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Ban target player from playing Magic: The Gathering for the remainder of their life Flavour Text: The weapon wielded by RNGesus himself! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Barrel Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens Equip {0} Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Bayonet Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Equipment {2} Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Bleck Cost: C Type: Artifact - Junk Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Boar Ring Cost: CC Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Boar {1} Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Boosterbot Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Box Cost: {0} Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. {2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Broom Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Cleric or Worker {1} Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Brotherhood Hood Cost: {5} Type: Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All creatures with exactly two male figures in their art, have +5/+5 and have Banding Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Buzz Lightyear Cost: 3 Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Demon Robot Toy Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Flying Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Calculator Cost: {c}{c} Type: Artifact - Technology Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Do a math equation, then draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Can of Wurms Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {12}, {T}, Sacrifice Can of Wurms: Create six 6/6 green Wurm creature tokens with Trample Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Candy Bar! Cost: {0} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Canned Spam Cost: c Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Card123 Cost: 1{2}3 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Career Ender Cost: {13} Type: Artifact Creature - Monster Pow/Tgh: 13/13 Rules Text: Indestructible, Hexproof Whenever Career Ender attacks, target player gets Rekt, this ability cannot be countered or prevented Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: City of Nigellia Cost: 5 Type: Legendary Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Habitat Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure dies, you gain 2 life and draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Clayman of Nam Yalc Cost: 4 Type: Artifact Creature - Clayman Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Color Pi Cost: 3 Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {π} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Computer Cost: C Type: Artifact - Technology Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {2}{E}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Crystal of Rekt Cost: 4 Type: Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Every time a player gets Rekt, you may play a colorless card from your hand for free Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Cupid's Arrow Cost: {C}{C} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Human Equip {2} Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Deckbox Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. {2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Deodorant Cost: 2 Type: Smelly Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {U}{A}{T}: Destroy target Stench card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Diamond Sword Cost: {2}{c} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equip to Human creature Equipped creature has +7/+0 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Diss Track Cost: Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}, activate this ability only if you have insulted an opponent this turn, control a legendary black creature, and have attacked with more than five black creatures this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Domino Cost: 1 Type: Artifact - Domino Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Tap another Domino Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Domodomino Cost: 3 Type: Artifact Creature - Domo Pow/Tgh: 99/99 Rules Text: When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Double-Edged Dagger Cost: 3 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {b}{r}{T}: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent. Flavour Text: "You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways" -Some cool dude Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Draconic Dragon Cost: 500 Life Points Type: Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Pow/Tgh: -1/2500 Rules Text: Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): - Refresh your Hero Power - Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Flavour Text: Pay three {CHAOS}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Basic CardName: Egg Yolk Cost: YY Type: Artifact Creature - Food Egg Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Energy Engine Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Engine Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: {E} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Face Book Cost: 4 Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Horror Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: You may Imprint (you may do this at any time) Face Book gets +2/+2 for each creature Imprinted on it Flavour Text: It steals their faces Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Fidget Spinner Cost: 0 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Fisher's Rod Cost: 1cc Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature gains Fishing and has "{T}: Tap target Fish" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Five-Color Activator Cost: 7 Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem Titan Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: {1}{W}: You gain 3 life. {2}{U}: Scry 1, then draw a card. {3}{B}: Each opponent loses 4 life. {4}{R}: Five-Color Activator deals 7 damage to any target. {5}{G}: Create a 6/6 green Beast creature token with Trample. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Five-Color Activator #3 Cost: 3 Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {1}{U}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying {2}{W}: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with First Strike {3}{R}: Create a 3/3 red Elemental creature token with Haste {4}{G}: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample {5}{B}: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with Menace Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Flute Cost: {1} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {5} Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Fly Swatter Cost: 3 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip creature Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Fork (The Utility) Cost: {1} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card {R}{R}{R}{T}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: French Fry Cost: {0} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You can have any number of French Fry in your deck {T}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gem of Rekt Cost: {2} Type: Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Glitterwing Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Butterfly Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flying Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Glue Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Combine two Artifacts {2}{T}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Goggles of Vision Cost: 1c Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {0} Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Gold Bar Cost: YA Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Gold Bar is Gold {0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Google Plex Cost: 5 Type: Legendary Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Internetian and Genius Habitat {X}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com) X times. {5}: Create a token that is a copy of each creature inhabiting this structure. They enter the battlefield inhabiting this structure. {16}: Make a post on social media saying "I'm about to win a game of Magic: The Gathering!". If you do, you win the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Grappling Hook Cost: 3 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip creature {4} Equip Rogue {2} Equipped creature gets +1/+1, gains First Strike, is a Rogue in addition to it's other types and has "{2}{U}, {T}: Move this creature. When you do, you may remove it from combat" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Gucci Handbag Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature gains, "{C}{C}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Harpoon Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Pirate Equipped Pirate has "{2}{T}: Destroy target Marine Animal creature" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Hedge Maze Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Plant Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Idiot and Plant Habitat You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. {U}: Tap an Idiot inhabiting this structure. Tap an untapped Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {G}. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Hope of the Zendikari Wizard Cost: 5 Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Artifacts you control with mana abilities have Hexproof. You cannot tap lands for mana and you also cannot play lands. {T}: Add six mana of any colors. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Hydra-Lick Press Cost: {5}{c}{c} Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {5}{c}{c}{T}: Destroy any number of permanents Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Imperfect Engine Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Gain a poison counter: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Incense Cost: 1 Type: Smelly Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {1}{T}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Itchy Clothing Tag Cost: 1 Type: Artifact - Equipment Tag Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0} {T}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Junkyard Dreadnought Cost: 12 Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Demon Pow/Tgh: 12/12 Rules Text: Junkyard Dreadnought costs {1} less to cast for each Junk you control. Trample, Indestructible Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Jury Bench Cost: 3 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: White Human and blue Human Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Kicker's Box Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. {2}: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.) Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker {2}" and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Knife Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: LEGO Cost: {0} Type: Artifact - Lego Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO {X}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Leaked Nudes Cost: 4 Type: Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook Flavour Text: Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Leash Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip creature you don't own {6} You control equipped creature {3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Lock Cost: 1 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip permanent {1} Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Loot Table Cost: 6 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {6}, {T}: Choose one: - Put a multicolored permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. - Draw a card for each Fatso you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Looter's Flute of Yerlfott Cost: {2} Type: Legendary Enchantment Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {C}{C}{T}: Sing a song in less than 5 seconds, for each note played, gain 1 life Whenever Looter's Flute of Yerlfott is tapped, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Lucky Penny Cost: 1 Type: Artifact - Coin Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny {X}{T}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: MC Campfire Cost: 1 Type: Artifact - Block Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Smelting 4 - {5}{R} ({5}{R}, {T}: four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Master's Sword Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {4} Equipped creature has +4/+2 and has Double Strike Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Meat Dress Cost: {6} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {8} Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each token you control, and has "{1}: Sacrifice a food you control, gain life equal to twice it's converted mana cost" Flavour Text: Lady deGaea is cool Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Mecha-Spider Cost: 4 Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Spider Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: Reach Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Medkit Cost: 4 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Medkit, Wait ten seconds: Heal all creatures you control, gain 100 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Megaphone Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip lib {0} Equipped lib has "{T}: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it." Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Microphone Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r} If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Miracle Myr Cost: 4 Type: Artifact Creature - Myr Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Whenever you add mana you gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Mirror Myr Cost: {2} Type: Artifact Creature - Myr Clone Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Remove {1} from your mana pool, Mirror Myr becomes a copy of any target creature until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Mop Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Cleric or Worker {1} Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {U}. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Mop (old) Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Human {2} Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{T}: Remove {U} from target player" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: NERF Gun Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Nemcatcher's Net Cost: 11 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped {11}, {T}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: NeverWet Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Nic Mecha Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Creature - Cyborg Artificer Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Nrak, Melon-Sliver Cost: 6 Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Food Sliver Pow/Tgh: 5/4 Rules Text: Whenever Nrak, Melon-Sliver attacks, it gets +4/-4 until end of turn {1}: Target Food becomes a Creature in addition to it's other types with base power and toughness each equal to half your life total Other Slivers get +2/+0 and gain "{T}, Sacrifice this Sliver: Gain 7 life" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: POTUS Lotus Cost: 0 Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Tap an untapped American President you control, {T}: Sacrifice POTUS Lotus, add three mana of any one color Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Pen15 Logo Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Logo Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1 Flavour Text: The picture was removed. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pickaxe Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {E} {T}: Destroy target Block. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Pile of Trash Cost: 3 Type: Artifact - Junk Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pocket Cost: 1 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip equipment Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. {2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox. {2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pringles Logo Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Logo Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Prison Aquarium Cost: 6 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Blue creatures get -1/-1 Fish cannot attack Creatures lose Diving, Swimming and Fishing and cannot gain them. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Prison Shiv Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Pylon Cost: 1 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Move target Vehicle Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Quill Cost: 1 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Quill is White When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it {B}{T}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Quizzical Axe Cost: 2? Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: What should {?} be payed with? {T}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Ramen Cost: {Y}{Y} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college Flavour Text: College sucks... Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Rewarding Award Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Award Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Rewarding Award only after another target player does something you think is positive Rewarding Award enters the battlefield with a Reward counter on it At the beginning of awarded player's upkeep, put a Reward counter on Rewarding Award, they gain life equal to the number of Reward counters on Rewarding Award squared Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Riot Shield Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Rowling's App Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99 Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has "{T}: Add {U}{U}"" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Runner's Maze Cost: 6 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a Runner enters the battlefield under your control, put a Solution counter on Runner's Maze. Whenever there are six or more Solution counters on Runner's Maze, transform it. Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: New Paradise Cost: Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure have protection from everything. {W/G}: You gain 1 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Scout Badge Cost: 1 Type: Artifact - Equipment Badge Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Child {3} Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Scrap Behemoth Cost: 6 Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Demon Pow/Tgh: 12/12 Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Scrap Behemoth, pay six {B} or sacrifice three nontoken artifacts. When Scrap Behemoth dies, you may search your library for an artifact creature card with power 12 or less and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Shoe of Nigel Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature has Landwalk Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Signpost Cost: 3 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype) When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Silver Sliver Cost: 1c Type: Artifact Creature - Sliver Construct Pow/Tgh: 1/2 Rules Text: Slivers you control have "{T}: Add {c}" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Spidget Finner Cost: 0 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Sponge Cost: YY Type: Artifact - Block Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever an opponent casts a blue noncreature spell, counter it and transform Sponge. Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Wet Sponge Cost: Type: Artifact - Block Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: (Wet Sponge can be Smelted) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Spoon (The Utility) Cost: {1} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {C}{C}{T}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Spring-in-the-step Cost: {C} Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Squirrel Pearl Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Steam Engine Cost: 5 Type: Artifact - Engine Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Steam Engine is Historic {E}{U}{U}{U}{T}: Add {W}{W}{W}{W} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Stenchgine Cost: 10 Type: Smelly Artifact - Engine Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {10}{T}: Triple the amount of Stink counters on any number of cards Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Stone of be careful what you wish for... Cost: 5 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped {T}: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Surge Protector Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip blue artifact Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Sword Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Teenagehood Hood Cost: 5 Type: Enchantment Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Teenager {5} Equip damaged Teenager {2} Creatures gain Hungry 2 Creatures with nudity in their art get 2/+2 Black creatures get +2/+2 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Impossible Quiz Cost: {5}{c}{c} Type: Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a noncreature token enters the battlefield under your control, create twice as many extra copies of it, then you may draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: The Tenth of Unobtainable Cost: {10} Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Decks may have zero cards named The Tenth of Unobtainable in them No player may cast The Tenth of Unobtainable Flavour Text: what are the chances? Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: Tinsel Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature - Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature - Treefolk The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tou Rette's Turret Cost: 4 Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Traffic Jam Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Trashbin Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Trustling Cost: 0 Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Tuna Sammich Maker Cost: {5} Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Twisted Paperclip Cost: 1 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {T}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! Cost: 6 Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Warsong Monument Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Warsong Monument enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. {3}, {T}: Untap all creatures you control that attacked this turn. Then, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature of the chosen type untapped this way. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Wedding Ring Cost: {c}{c} Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Wedding Ring is Pink Equip {2} At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Wizard Game Code Database Cost: 1001 Type: Artifact - File Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {100}{1}{T}: Create fifty 1/1 Wizard creature tokens with Prowess and a 0.5/0.5 Wiz creature token with "Whenever you cast a nonland permanent spell with Flash, this token gets +0.5/+0.5 until end of minute" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Wooden Stake Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {2}{T}: Destroy target Vampire Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Yarn Barn Cost: 3 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {4}: Create two Yarn tokens. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Yo-Yo Cost: 1 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip creature Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains "{T}: Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: You Tried! Cost: {2} Type: Artifact - Award Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Zinkerdan the Tinkerman Cost: cc Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Tinkerman Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Whenever another artifact creature enters the battlefield under your control or is crewed, you may return target artifact card that was put it into the graveyard this turn, from there, into your hand. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: aplsos Cost: 1c Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme Flavour Text: danksos Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: AK-47 of Dasol Cost: 6 Type: Legendary Land Artifact - Pokemon Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Land creatures get +9/+0 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Annihilator Comet Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {b}{r}{g}: Exile Annihilator Comet from your hand with three Distance counters on it. Each end step, remove a Distance counter from this land, when there's none, play it with an Arrival counter. When Annihilator Comet enters the battlefield, it enters tapped. If it has an Arrival counter on it, destroy all other permanents and untap it. {T}: Add one mana of any color Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Burger King // Hungry Jacks Cost: Type: Land // Land Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA {T}: Create a Burger token // Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia {T}: Create a Burger token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Colossal Arbor Cost: Type: Legendary Basic Land Creature - Forest Treefolk Pow/Tgh: 4/6 Rules Text: Colossal Arbor cannot be cast except on your sixth turn or later. ({T}: Add {G}) {G}{G}: Colossal Arbor gains Landwalk until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Cornfolk Mazes Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cornfolk Mazes enters the battlefield tapped {T}: Add {W} or {G} {2} or {T}: Remove target creature from combat. Create a 1/1 white and green Cornfolk creature token in it's place. (If the removed creature was attacking, so is the token. If the removed creature was blocking, so is the token. The same applies to all combat states) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Curdistan Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Curdistan enters the battlefield tapped {T}: Add {G} Pay half of a mana of any color, {T}: Create a 0.25/0.25 green Curd creature token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Dreary Vortex Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Dreary Vortex enters the battlefield tapped unless you exile the top half of your library, rounded up. {T}: Add {U} or {B} {2}, {T}: Return target land card that was put there this turn to the battlefield tapped. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Dreary Vortex: Return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Dude Ranch Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Dude Ranch enters the battlefield sacrifice it unless you sacrifice a Wheatfarm {T}: Add {W} and half of a {W} {1}{T}: Create a 1/1 white Dude creature token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Grainforest Cost: Type: Basic Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {G}{G}{G} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Basic CardName: Hawaii Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add one mana of any color {Y}{Y}{T}: Add {U}{R}{G} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Heck Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Heck enters the battlefield tapped {T}: Add {B} {1}{B}, {T}: Create a 2/2 black Imp creature token named Heckler Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Hell's Kitchen Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {1}{R}{G}: All Foods and Delectables have "{1}: Gain 5 life" until end of turn {5}{R}{G}: Create seven Foodevils, sacrifice them at end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Honnis the Righteous Freeze Cost: 3ss Type: Legendary Snow Land Creature - Elemental Golem Hero Wizard Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: {3}{s}{s}{s}{T}, Sacrifice Honnis the Righteous Freeze: Return any number of creatures to their owners hands, untap the rest Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Iac Brainbarn Cost: Type: Legendary Land - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Brainiac Habitat {T}: Add {C}. {4}{U}{U}, {T}: Create four 1/1 esper Braniac creature tokens. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Impacting Meteor Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature {T}: Add {c} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Liebrary Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {c} {T}: Lie to target opponent, if they believe it add {c}{c} {2}{T}: Read a page of a book. When you understand it, draw a card and add {c}{c}{c}{c} Flavour Text: These books are full of lies! Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Mangrove Cost: Type: Land - Island Swamp Forest Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Mangrove enters the battlefield tapped {T}: Add {U}, {B} or {G} {1}{T}: Create a 1/1 blue, black and green male Human creature token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Morninglight Woods Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Morninglight Woods enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands that could produce a type of mana that Morninglight Woods can. {T}: Add {G}, {W} or {R} {W}, {T}: Target white creature gets +0/+2 until end of turn {G}, {T}: Target green creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn {R}, {T}: Target red creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: New York City Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When New York City enters the battlefield, you may pay {11}. If you don't, sacrifice New York City. {T}: Add {Y}{Y}{Y} to your pool {Y}{Y}{Y}{Y}{Y}{Y}{T}: Sacrifice New York City, win the game Flavour Text: The Capital of America Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Primordial Soup Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Primordial Soup enters the battlefield tapped Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, add {E}. {T}: Add {U} {E}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to casts creature spells. Flavour Text: The dawn of creation was seen by nobody. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Raging Meteor Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Raging Meteor enters the battlefield tapped When Raging Meteor enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to each creature with power and/or toughness 4 or less {T}: Add {r} or {g} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Ranch Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Animal Creatures you control get +1/+1 {T}: Add {W} or {G} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Rupee MerDock Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Rupee MerDock enters the battlefield tapped {T}: Add {U} or {G} {U}{U}: Target Merfolk gets +2/+2, and gains Islandwalk, Swimming and Hexproof until end of turn {G}{G}: Create a Rupee or Emerald token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit None CardName: School Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures {T}: Add {W}{W} to spend only on Students Flavour Text: 2KEWL4SKEWL Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Secret Tunnels Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {C} {1}{X}, {T}: Untap target Rogue you control. It gets +X/+0 and cannot be blocked this turn unless defending player pays {X}. Activate this ability only during combat. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Sludge Surf Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sludge Surf enters the battlefield tapped {T}: Add {U}, {B} or {G} {3}, {T}: Target player gets a Poison counter Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Sponge Reefs Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sponge Reefs enters the battlefield tapped {T}: Add {W} or {G} {T}: Create four 0/2 Spongebody tokens with Defender and "Whenever you are dealt damage, redirect that damage to this token" and "{T}: Gain 1 life" activate this ability only if you have 50 or more life Flavour Text: The Sponge Reefs are a great attraction on the eastern Brazilian coastline, as well as home to Spongebodies Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: The Satisfactory Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: The Satisfactory enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {10}, {T}, Sacrifice The Satisfactory: Create a 10/10 Thing creature token with Gravecone Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Volcano Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {R} or {G}, Volcano shocks you Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Wheatfarm Cost: Type: Basic Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {W}, then you gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Basic CardName: X-Port Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {1} or {u} {T}, Export something, Sacrifice X-Port: Draw three cards and create three Fish creature tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Ye Ol' Tavern Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Create a Beer Token {2}{T}: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Yoyleberry Field Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {Y} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? Cost: Type: Basic Snow Land - Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent. {T}: Add {10} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Common CardName: Air Plane Cost: Type: Plane - Randomania Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying Flavour Text: Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, pay {X} then choose one: -Return X creatures to their owners hands -Exile X creatures until end of turn Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon CardName: Customian Morphic Lakes Cost: Type: Plane - Customia Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Customian creatures are Shapeshifters in addition to their other types and get +1/+1 Flavour Text: Whenever you roll {CHAOS} you may cast a Customian creature spell from your hand for free Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Elmos World Cost: Type: Plane - Randomania Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Puppets you control are red in addition to their other colors and get +2/+2 Flavour Text: Whenever you roll {CHAOS} create a 2/2 black Puppet creature token with Puppet Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic CardName: Mars Cost: Type: Plane - Randomania Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Astronauts get +2/+2 and gain Planeswalk Flavour Text: Whenever you roll {CHAOS} create a 2/2 Astronaut creature token Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare CardName: Idiot Cost: Type: Creature - Idiot Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: hurr durr Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Blue Jellyfish Jam Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Food Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Jellyfish Jam Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Tattoo Cost: Type: Token Emblem Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one: -Tattoo drains 2 -Add two mana of any one color -Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Deer Cost: Type: Token Creature - Deer Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Lizard Wizard Cost: Type: Token Creature - Lizard Wizard Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Wanted Iguana Cost: Type: Token Creature - Lizard Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Desertwalk Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Barf Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Germ Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {U}{U}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Calamari Cost: Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Gift Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one: - Gain 5 life - Draw a card - Untap target permanent Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Cigarette Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: *Smoke* - {T}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Cigar Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cigar is Red, Black and Green *Smoke* - {T}, Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has "{T}: This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Pill Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Prescription Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands {T}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents {T}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Tiger's Eye Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {3}{T}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: token 69 Cost: Type: Token Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Sound Cloud Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Balloon Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot Crew Wizard As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Dream Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life {T}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Twitterbyrd Cost: Type: Token Creature Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flying {3}, Tweet: Draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Idea Cost: Type: Token Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Astronaut Cost: Type: Token Creature - Human Astronaut Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Planeswalk Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: LmaoAlien Cost: Type: Token Creature - Alien Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Hexproof Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Spam Cost: Type: Token Creature - Spam Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: token 69 again Cost: Type: Token Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Beef Jerky Cost: Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Burger Cost: Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Burger, go eat a burger, then continue the game Flavour Text: Im sure your hungry Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Squarepants Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {E} Equipped creature isn't nude Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: LOLCat Cost: Type: Token Creature - Cat Internetian Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Beer Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Subscriber Cost: Type: Token Creature - Human Internetian Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Like or Dislike? *That* is the question. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Bozo Cost: Type: Token Creature - Human Drunk Clown Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Bruce Willis Cost: Type: Token Creature - Human Swaglord Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Pig Cost: Type: Creature - Boar Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Suicide Bomber Cost: Type: Token Creature - Human Soldier Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: {0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Fish Cost: Type: Token Creature - Fish Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Monster Cost: Type: Token Creature - Monster Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Deathtouch, Trample, Infect Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Electron Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Electron: Add {C} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Grey GMO Goo Cost: Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty Flavour Text: I mean, it makes me feel a **little** better Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Foodevil Cost: Type: Artifact Creature - Food Devil Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Cake Cost: Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: GMOPork Cost: Type: Artifact - "Fude" Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Baby Cost: Type: Token Creature - Child Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: {T}: Cry, Baby has +0/+1 until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Bread Cost: Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card {G}{G}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Buffetdish Cost: Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: IceCream Cost: Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Copy Pasta Cost: {0} Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {0}: Make a copy of Copy Pasta {0}: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 life Flavour Text: replicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicate Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: PoisonVial Cost: Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one: -Target player loses 2 life -Put a poison counter on target player Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Cockroach Cost: Type: Token Creature - Insect Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Deathtouch Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Book Cost: Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: JRR Cost: Type: Legendary Creature - Human Author Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {T}: Create a Book token {5}{G}{G}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Moon Pie Cost: Type: Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Pay an half of a {W}: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Puppetmastery Cost: Type: Emblem Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Clone Cost: Type: Creature - Clone Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {2}{U}: Clone becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Sapphire Cost: Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {U} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Ruby Cost: Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Ruby: Add {R} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Rupee Cost: Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {G}. Add {G}{G} instead if you control a Legendary permanent Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Emerald Cost: Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {G} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Organ Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {B}: Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Runner Cost: Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Haste, First Strike, Landwalk Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Cookie Cost: Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Joey Cost: Type: Creature - Kangaroo Child Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Kangaroo Cost: Type: Creature - Kangaroo Pow/Tgh: 4/2 Rules Text: Jump Boost 5, Storage 2 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Shipping Container Cost: Type: Artifact - Structure Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Idiot and Rat Habitat Storage 5 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Hat Cost: Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip {2} Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Vodka Cost: Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Bacon Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Yarn Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Tap target Cat Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Dude Cost: Type: Token Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Golden Egg Cost: Type: Token Artifact Creature - Food Egg Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Tainted Sand Cost: Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Tainted Sand: Put an Infect counter on target player Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Monsterella Cost: 1B Type: Token Artifact Creature - Food Monster Pow/Tgh: 0/2 Rules Text: {T}, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Thing Cost: Type: Token Creature - Thing Pow/Tgh: 10/10 Rules Text: Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Doty Cost: Type: Legendary Token Artifact Creature - Golem Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Indestructible, Trample Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Firearm Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip legendary creature {4} Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Junk Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Junk Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token CardName: Trinket Cost: Type: Legendary Token Creature - Bear Pow/Tgh: 4/3 Rules Text: Trample, Indestructible Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Token