When Hexachlorophene J. Goodfortune enters the battlefield, if it has no counters, play a subgame but each player starts with only three life points. If you win, then put a +1/+1 counter and a shield counter on Hexachlorophene J. Goodfortune.

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: Put a energy counter on Hexachlorophene J. Goodfortune.

, Remove a counter from Hexachlorophene J. Goodfortune: Destroy target Turtle. If that permanent is destroyed in this way, create a Food token.