CardName: What's the Point of This/ Seal Your Fate
Cost: 
Type: 
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: 
Flavour Text: 
Back side:
CardName: Foe's Death
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Creature Land - Changeling Avatar
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Rules Text: {T}: Add {1} to your mana pool.
Foe's Death gets +1/+1 for each Place Holder you control.
At the beginning of your upkeep target land becomes a copy
of target artifact or creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep target 
artifact becomes a copy of target land or creature. 
At the beginning of your upkeep target creature becomes a
copy of target land or artifact.
Flavour Text: 

Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: What's the Point of This?
Cost: {0}
Type: Place Holder
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *Place Holders are non-spell permanents that are not land.*
When Place Holder is chosen as a permanent type for an
effect, flip What's the Point of This?.
Flavour Text: 
Flips into:
CardName: Seal Your Fate
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Creature Land
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: At At the beginning of your upeep target opponent chooses if
Seal Your Fate is a land that produces {1}, an
indestructible artifact, or a 1/1 white/blue/black/red/green
changeling token.
When Seal Your Fate is the only permanent you control,
transform it.
Flavour Text: 

Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Courtly Manner
Cost: {1}{W}{W}
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Any time an opponent is being rude or otherwise showing poor
sportsmanship you may choose a permanent type and that
player must sacrifice a non-token permanent of that type.
Flavour Text: Good manners cost nothing.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Free Zebra
Cost: 0
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you
control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the
art.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Common



CardName: Okay buddy, this is [insert format here]
Cost: {2}{W}{W}
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Choose a format. Exile all cards illegal in that format.

If an illegal card in that format other than Okay buddy,
this is [insert format here] would be cast or enter the
battlefield exile it instead.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Paladin of Balance
Cost: {4}{W}{W}
Type: Creature - Human Cleric
Pow/Tgh: 4/6
Rules Text: Vigilance

If your life total would become 0 or less while your
opponent's life total is 3 or less the game ends in a draw.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Personal Champion
Cost: {2}{W}
Type: Creature - Human Soldier
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: Shiny landwalk.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: The Life of Design
Cost: {5}{W}{W}
Type: Place Holder
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Gain a lot of life.

All players should determine what a lot of life is. Players
may decide if The Life of Design should be another card
type. If players decide The Life of Design should be another
card type, they must assign it appropriate abilities and
effects.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String None



CardName: Tighty Whities
Cost: {1}{W}
Type: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers
untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than
3.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Common



CardName: Ancestral Recall of Lead Toys
Cost: {U}
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Target player draws three cards and reveals them. That
player receives 5 damage for each non-artifact drawn that
way.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Mythic



CardName: Because I Say So
Cost: {1}{U}{U}
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Until end of turn if you would choose a mode on a card you
may choose a different, additional mode as well.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Big-Time Murder
Cost: {1}{U}{U}
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: If you have 20 or more Storm Crows you win the game.
Otherwise, this spell does nothing.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String None



CardName: Crow Storm
Cost: {3}{U}{U}
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Put 4 1/2 blue Storm Crow tokens with flying onto the
battlefield under your control for each Storm Crow you
control.
Storm
Flavour Text: Ender of Worlds, times 4 (minimum!)
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Headscratcher
Cost: {3}{U}
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Draw some cards. You and any opponents discuss how many
cards you should draw because of Headscratcher. You can draw
more cards than agreed upon, but your opponents can punish
you for doing so.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String None



CardName: Sly
Cost: {U}{U}{U}
Type: Creature - Shapeshifter
Pow/Tgh: 4/2
Rules Text: Changeling (This card is every creature type at all times.)

At any time you may hide Sly underneath a permanent you
control on the field for {0}. When that permanent exits the
battlefield, Sly enters play.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: The Birdie
Cost: {U}
Type: Creature - Bird
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Flying

If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a
spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until
the end of the turn.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Common



CardName: Graveful ANTElope
Cost: {2}{B}{B}
Type: Creature - Antelope
Pow/Tgh: 1/4
Rules Text: Swampwalk

When Graveful ANTElope deals combat damage to a player each
players antes a land card from his or her graveyard.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Poop Shoot
Cost: {B}{B}
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Any number of players may pull any number of cards from
outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants.
All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two
"O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective
player's decks.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Profit of Doom
Cost: {B}{B}{B}{B}
Type: Creature - Cleric
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: You are playing for money.
Everytime a creature you controlled is sent from the
battlefield to the graveyard all opponents must any amount
of legal currency on Profit of Doom. If you win the game,
you keep all money that was on Profit of Doom. If you lose
the game the money on Profit of Doom is divided up equally
amongst the winners and you must additionally pay the amount
of money that was on Profit of Doom to the winners as well
using money from your own pocket or wallet. If Profit of
Doom exits the battlefield before the game concludes, all
money on Profit of Doom is donated to a tax-deductible
charity of your choice.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Mythic



CardName: Tutor's Tutor
Cost: {B}
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Search your library for a card that contains the text
"Search your library for" and place it on top of your
library.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Zom Bee
Cost: {2}{B}
Type: Creature - Zombie Insect
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Flying
{T}, sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Common



CardName: Candlelight
Cost: {2}{R}{R}
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Light one candle and turn off all other non-candle-based
lights. Whenever the candle goes out light another one and
deal 4 damage to all players. Any player that intentionally
puts out the flame on the candle loses the game.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Cozy
Cost: {0}
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: You and target player switch seats.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Jankbomb
Cost: {R}{R}
Type: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of
janky red mythics that exist.

Enchanted creature gains "{T}, sacrifice this creature: Add
a janky red mythic from outside the game to your hand."
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Mythic



CardName: The Power of Youth
Cost: {1}{R}{R}
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first
strike until end of turn.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Common



CardName: Winning
Cost: {R}
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: As long as you control more creatures and lands and have
more life than each other player you are winning.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Aggrofail
Cost: {G}
Type: Creature - Beast
Pow/Tgh: 0/12
Rules Text: Defender
Aggrofail can't block.
Flavour Text: Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Common



CardName: Artivore
Cost: {4}GG
Type: Creature - Lhurgoyf
Pow/Tgh: */*
Rules Text: Artivore's power and toughhness are equal to the number of
different artists named on all cards on the battlefield and
in all player's graveyards.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: But Its Got Great Art
Cost: {G}{G}
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: You may cast tokens of any creature for {0}. You may only
cast one token per turn.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Good Eats
Cost: {G}{G}
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the
food you're currently eating.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Common



CardName: Grizzly Beard
Cost: {1}{G}
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Common



CardName: Sexy Elf
Cost: {2}{G}
Type: Creature - Elf Druid
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin
counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you
reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Common



CardName: Yo, I'm Really Happy For You and Imma Let You Finish
Cost: {U}{B}
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Counter target creature spell. Instead of sending it to the
graveyard it gains Suspend-1 and enters the battlefield
during its controller's next upkeep. Put target creature
from your graveyard onto the battlefield and sacrifice it at
the end of the turn.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Mythic



CardName: Old Fart
Cost: {3}{G}{B}
Type: Creature - Hag
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart.
Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted
mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Common



CardName: Harder to Play
Cost: {3}{U}{G}
Type: Legendary Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Monocolored spells have their costs switched. (If a spell
costs {3}{R} it would cost {1}{R}{R}{R} instead.)
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Chaos of Battle
Cost: {3}{R}{W}
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Starting with the player whose turn it is and going
clockwise, each player may declare attackers during the
declare attackers step.

Starting with the player immediately counterclockwise of the
player whose turn it is, each player may declare blockers
during the declare blockers step.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Crazy Combat
Cost: {1}{R}{W}
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Players don't take their combat phases during their own
turns.

During a player's turn, each of that player's opponents take
their combat phase.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Two Close Two Call
Cost: {W/G}{U/R}
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Cast Two Close Two Call only if two or more player control
exactly two nonland permanents, have exactly two cards in
hand, and have exactly 2 life.

Each player with exactly 2 cards in hand, that controls
exactly 2 nonland permanents, and has exactly 2 life wins
the game.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String None



CardName: Cosplay
Cost: {2/W}{2/U}{2/B}{2/R}{2/G}
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: The game stops for 30 minutes and each player goes to make a
costume of his or her favorite creature from Magic: The
Gathering. Then find a trio of judges to judge best costume.
The winner or winners double their life while the losers
lose half of their life.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Play All the Cards
Cost: {5/W}{5/U}{5/B}{5/R}{5/G}
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: You win the game if every permanent from your deck is on the
battlefield, and all instants and sorceries your deck
contains are on the stack.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Super Progenitus
Cost: {W}{W}{W}{W}{U}{U}{U}{U}{B}{B}{B}{B}{R}{R}{R}{R}{G}{G}{G}{G}
Type: Legendary Creature - Hydra Avatar
Pow/Tgh: 20/20
Rules Text: Deathtouch, trample, flying, lifelink, first strike, haste,
horsemanship, mountainwalk, islandwalk, plainswalk,
forestwalk, swampwalk, vigilance
Protection from everything.
If a spell would destroy, tap, exile, have  shuffled into
your library, when Super Progenitus returned to your hand,
or Super Progenitus's power and/or toughness would be
altered without targeting Super Progenitus, Super Progenitus
remains on the battlefield as if that spell or ability had
not happened.
When Super Progenitus enters the graveyard shuffle it back
into your deck. If Super Progenitus is exiled return Super
Progenitus to the battlefield tapped.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Mythic



CardName: Enemy Within
Cost: {R/B}{R/B}{R/B}{R/B}{R/B}
Type: Spy Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Turn all creatures face down. All face-down creatures have a
morph cost of {G/U}{G/U}{G/U}{G/U}.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Cute Friends
Cost: {C/G}{R}
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Cherish your friendship until the end of the turn.

At the beginning of your next endstep return Cute Friends to
the battlefield from your graveyard transformed.
Flavour Text: 
Back side:
CardName: Destroy Your Enemies
Cost: 
Type: Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Players have no allies. Players cannot be on teams.
Flavour Text: 

Set/Rarity: Silly String None



CardName: Brick Shooter
Cost: {5}
Type: Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Put a 0/2 colorless brick token into play for every spell
cast after the first spell during a player's turn.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Key to a Shiny New Life
Cost: {3}
Type: Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Key to a Shiny New Life enters the battlefield with 3 curse
counters on it.
{2}{G/W}{G/W}: Remove a curse counter from Key to a Shiny
New Life.
Discard two cards, {T}: Regenerate target creature and gain
3 life. If Key to a Shiny New Life has no curse counters on
it this ability can be activated without discarding any
cards.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Mythic



CardName: Sword of Epic Rage
Cost: {3}
Type: Artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Equipped creature gets +5/+0 and doublestrike.

Equip: {4}
{1}{R}{R}: Sword of Epic Rage becomes an enchantment in
addition to its other types. All damage dealt to Sword of
Epic Rage's controller is doubled. Any player may activate
this ability.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Burning Den
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Land - Plains Mountain
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: (Burning Den isn't a spell.)

{T}: Add {W} or {R} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: It was considered adding "{2}{W}{R}{T}: Deal 2 damage to
target creature. If that creature dies from that damage,
exile it instead of putting it in its owner's graveyard." as
a means to raise the bar for the power of this cycle even
further.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Crematory Forge
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Land - Swamp Mountain
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: (Crematory Forge isn't a spell)

{T}: Add {B} or {R} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: Dual phyrexian artifact lands were only suspended so as they
could be implemented in the the super un-set, where tie-dye
borders will be introduced.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Darker Depths
Cost: 
Type: Phyrexian Snow Land
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Darker Depths comes into play with 10 grim and frostbitten
counters on it.
Snow{PB}Snow{PB}Snow{PB}: Remove a grim and
frostbittencounter from Darker Depths.
When Darker Depths has no grim and frotbitten counters
sacrifice it. If you do throw black metal albums at target
opponent until that player scoops.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Den of Whispers
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Land - Plains Swamp
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: (Den of Whispers isn't a spell.)
{T}: Add {W} or {B} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: Well since dual lands are on the reserved list, I guess we
need something else.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Ice Floor of the Synod
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Land - Plains Island
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: (Ice Floor of the Synod isn't a spell)

{T}: Add {W} or {U} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: It's true this cycle may induce an unhealthy amount of rage.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Knowledge Hot Tub
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Land - Island Mountain
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: (Knowledge Hot Tub isn't a spell)

{T}: Add {U} or {R} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: I almost forgot that this was an un-set when naming the dual
artifact lands.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Lumegrind's Vault
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Land - Island Swamp
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: (Lumegrind's Vault isn't a spell).

{T}: Add {U} or {B} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: I wonder how many casual players would allow these into
their playgroups.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Mirrodin's Lumbermill
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Land - Mountain Forest
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: (Mirrodin's Lumbermill isn't a spell)

{T}: Add {R} or {G} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: Mirrodin's Lumbermill 2.0 will have "{T}: Add {R}{R},
{G}{G}, or {R}{G} to your mana pool." as it fits for ramping
colors.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Phyrexian Forest
Cost: 
Type: Phyrexian Land - Forest
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: {T}: Add {PG} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Uncommon



CardName: Tel-Jilad Horror Filming Location
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Land - Swamp Forest Set
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: (Tel-Jilad Horror Filming Location isn't a spell)

{T}: Add {B} or {G} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: This is intended to be a "pop-out card." Like a children's
book, houses, trees, and zombies will pop-out when played.
Casting is the player's problem however.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Tel-Jilad Lakeside Residence
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Land - Forest Island Prime Realestate
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: (Tel-Jilad Lakeside Residence isn't a spell)

{T}: Add {G} or {U} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: As an un-set it feels like liberties such as this can be
done.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Tree of Rest and Hibernation
Cost: 
Type: Artifact Land - Plains Forest
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: (Tree of Rest and Hibernation isn't a spell.)

{T}: Add {G} or {W} to your mana pool.
Flavour Text: I'm not sure if people would be more upset this card exists,
or only exists with a silver border.
Set/Rarity: Silly String Rare



CardName: Valley Wastes
Cost: 
Type: Land - Desert Mountain
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: 
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: Silly String Mythic