CardName: Basking Tortoise Cost: 3WW Type: Creature - Tortoise Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: Vigilance Creatures you control have lifelink. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Hungry Ghost Cost: 1W Type: Creature - Spirit Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Hungry Ghost enters the battlefield, you may destroy target enchantment. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Hungry Ghost. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Moody Detective Cost: 2W Type: Creature - Human Wolf Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Whenever another creature you control dies, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card. Flavour Text: BUM BUM. Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Pureplume Owl Cost: 3WW Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 2/4 Rules Text: Flying, Lifelink Whenever you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Scape Goat Cost: W Type: Creature - Goat Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: If another creature you control would be destroyed, instead you may remove all damage from it and sacrifice Scape Goat. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Serenity Now! Cost: 5WW Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy all creatures. You gain 1 life for each creature destroyed this way. Flavour Text: Insanity later. Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Shimmershell Tortoise Cost: 3W Type: Creature - Tortoise Pow/Tgh: 1/6 Rules Text: Defender Whenever a creature you control is dealt damage, you gain that much life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Sleepmage Cost: 1WW Type: Creature - Hound Wizard Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: When Sleepmage enters the battlefield, you may tap target creature. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' untap steps for as long as you control Sleepmage. Flavour Text: He seems to exude some kind of aura. Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Soul Servant Cost: 6WWW Type: Creature - Avatar Pow/Tgh: 0/0 Rules Text: Soul Servant enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters, where X is your life total. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Mythic CardName: Soulgate Cost: 3WW Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, put a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying onto the battlefield. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: The Chosen One Cost: W Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Lifelink If your life total is 50 or higher, The Chosen One is indestructible. If your life total is 100 or higher, The Chosen One gets +9/+9, and gains flying and vigilance. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Mythic CardName: Transient Transient Cost: 3W Type: Creature - Human Nomad Pow/Tgh: 1/4 Rules Text: {3}{W}{W}, Sacrifice Transient Transient: Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Two Siege Mastodons Cost: 5WW Type: Creature - Elephant Pow/Tgh: 6/10 Rules Text: Flavour Text: What's better than one? I'm glad you asked... Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Bathtub Creeper Cost: B Type: Creature - Insect Mutant Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Deathtouch When Bathtub Creeper dies, draw a card then discard a card. Flavour Text: "Actually that's a -" "I don't care, kill it." Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Breath of Rufus Cost: 2B Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Target creature gets -X/-X, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard. Flavour Text: "It smells like he ate dead garbage." Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Cigar-Smoking Neighbor Cost: 2BB Type: Creature - Human Jerk Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: When Cigar-Smoking Neighbor enters the battlefield, you may have target opponent gain control of it. Other creatures you control gets -1/-1. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Dessert Nomad Cost: 1B Type: Creature - Cake Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Whenever Dessert Nomad dies, exile it. If you do, you may have target opponent get you one dessert item. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Mythic CardName: Drink Boy Cost: 1B Type: Creature - Beverage Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Drink Boy dies, exile it. If you do, you may have target opponent get you one beverage. Flavour Text: "Thank you Linus." Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Mythic CardName: Grabby Monster Cost: B Type: Creature - Horror Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {2}{B}, Sacrifice Grabby Monster: Target opponent sacrifices a creature. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Online Shopping Cart Cost: 2BB Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Online Shopping Cart enters the battlefield, exile the top five cards of your library. At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and put a card exiled with Online Shopping Cart into your hand. If you can't, sacrifice Online Shopping Cart. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: The Sass Cost: 2BB Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When you cast The Sass you may sacrifice a creature. Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. If you sacrificed a creature, return The Sass to its owner's hand. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Tiny-Legged Brute Cost: 5B Type: Creature - Zombie Warrior Pow/Tgh: 10/1 Rules Text: Lifelink Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Zombie Masticator Cost: 1B Type: Creature - Zombie Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Blob Bubbling Cost: 2GG Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent. Put a X/X green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield, where X is that card's converted mana cost. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Boop Cost: G Type: Creature - Boop Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Whenever Boop deals combat damage to a player, each player reveals the top card of his or her library. For each player that reveals a land card this way, that player may put it into his or her hand. Flavour Text: Boop! Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Clodhopper Treefolk Cost: 1GG Type: Creature - Treefolk Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Trample Whenever Clodhopper Treefolk would deal combat damage to a player, put that many 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens onto the battlefield instead. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Cloistered Tomboy Cost: 1G Type: Creature - Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Cloistered Tomboy enters the battlefield, put a 1/1 green Ferret creature token onto the battlefield. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Elvish Gardener Cost: 4GG Type: Creature - Elf Druid Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: When Elvish Gardener enters the battlefield, put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token onto the battlefield for each life you've gained this turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Eye Gook Elemental Cost: 1G Type: Creature - Ooze Elemental Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}: Add one mana of any color your your mana pool. Exile Eye Gook Elemental from your graveyard: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Garbage Disposal Cost: 1G Type: Creature - Beast Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: When Garbage Disposal dies shuffle all cards from your graveyard into your library. You gain that much life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Going On A Bear Hunt Cost: 3GG Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put a 2/2 green Bear creature token onto the battlefield for each attacking creature. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Iridescent Ooze Cost: GG Type: Creature - Ooze Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on Iridescent Ooze, then you gain 1 life for each +1/+1 counter on it. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Mulch Monster Cost: G Type: Creature - Elemental Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Sacrifice Mulch Monster: Each player may put a land card from his or her hand onto the battlefield. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Nostalgic Camping Trip Cost: 1G Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. You may return target land card from your graveyard to your hand. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Pet Cheetah Cost: 1GG Type: Creature - Cat Pow/Tgh: 3/1 Rules Text: Flash First strike, haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Scurry of Squirrels Cost: 1G Type: Creature - Squirrel Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Scurry of Squirrels enters the battlefield, you may pay {X}. If you do, put X copies of Scurry of Squirrels onto the battlefield. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Wallowing Hippo Cost: 1GG Type: Creature - Hippo Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Trample Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Wallowing Hippo. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Bassetizer Mage Cost: 1GW Type: Creature - Hound Mage Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flash When Bassetizer Mage enters the battlefield, target permanent you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Flavour Text: The floppy skin is for protection! Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Clarion General Cost: 2GW Type: Creature - Human Knight Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Other creatures you control get +2/+2. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Cross-Country Trip Cost: 2GW Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. You gain 1 life for each land you control. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Ivan Makes Dinner Cost: 4GW Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You gain 1 life, then you gain 1 life for each creature you control, then you gain 1 life for each land you control, then you gain 1 life for each card in your hand, then you gain 1 life for each card in your graveyard. Flavour Text: WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG!? Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Lumpy Grumkin Cost: 2GW Type: Creature - Beast Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Whenever you gain life, put that many +1/+1 counters on Lumpy Grumkin. When Lumpy Grumkin dies, you may put its counters on target creature. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Mythic CardName: Momma Bear Cost: 4GW Type: Creature - Bear Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Winged Pachyderm Cost: 8GW Type: Creature - Elephant Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Flying Winged Pachyderm costs {1} less for each creature card in all graveyards. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Wisdom of Many Lives Cost: GGWW Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, you may draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Ghastly Authority Cost: 1WB Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control and for each creature card in your graveyard. Flavour Text: You will respect my authoritah! Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Sleazy Priest Cost: WB Type: Creature - Human Cleric Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control or dies, you gain 1 life. Flavour Text: Baptisms and funerals, half off! Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Drool Monster Cost: BG Type: Creature - Ooze Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Drool Monster enters the battlefield, put the top two cards from your library into your graveyard, then gain 1 life for each card in your graveyard. Flavour Text: Sure I had to throw away my pants. But he's so cute! Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Graveslime Cost: BBGG Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of target creature in a graveyard. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare CardName: Mindmaw Cost: 5BG Type: Creature - Elemental Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: Mindmaw's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in all graveyards. Whenever Mindmaw deals combat damage to a player, that player puts that many cards from the top of his or her library into his or her graveyard. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Mythic CardName: Opium Dream Cost: 1BG Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Opium Dream, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard. Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Zombie Meteorologist Cost: BG Type: Creature - Zombie Wizard Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Zombie Meteorologist dies, reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest into your graveyard. Flavour Text: "What's the five-day forecast?" Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Dolgang, the Mimeoshade Cost: 1BGW Type: Legendary Creature - Ooze Spirit Pow/Tgh: 1/4 Rules Text: Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, put a token that's a copy of that creature onto the battlefield. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Mythic CardName: Herald of Rufus Cost: BGW Type: Creature - Hound Wizard Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: When Herald of Rufus enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Hungerbark Cost: 3BGW Type: Creature - Treefolk Pow/Tgh: 5/5 Rules Text: Lifelink At the beginning of your upkeep, if Hungerbark is in your graveyard you may pay {2}. If you do, put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token onto the battlefield. Sacrifice four creatures: Return Hungerbark from your graveyard to the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Mythic CardName: Karador's Acolyte Cost: BGW Type: Creature - Spirit Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Whenever Karador's Acolyte or another card enters the battlefield from your graveyard, you may draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Umbrated Archon Cost: 4BGW Type: Creature - Archon Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Flying When Umbrated Archon enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent, then return target permanent from your graveyard to your hand. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Mythic CardName: Baggy Sweatpants Cost: 3 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and gains hexproof. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {1} Flavour Text: I got my comfy pants on! Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Bauble-Head Cost: 1 Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Bauble-Head: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Coffee Ice Cream Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Coffee Ice Cream enters the battlefield with 3 bowl counters on it. {1}, {T}, Remove a bowl counter from Coffee Ice Cream: You gain 2 life. Then if there are no bowl counters on Coffee Ice Cream shuffle it into your library. If you do, draw a card. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Deadly Elbows Cost: 4 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equipped creature gets +4/+0. {4}: Target creature blocks equipped creature this turn, if able. Equip {4} Flavour Text: Aw he's so cute, he wants to lay down. OOF. Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Ruby of Agrapur Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You have no maximum hand size. Whenever you draw a card, you may gain 1 life. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Uncommon CardName: Tin Mug Cost: 1 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {1} to your mana pool. Tin Mug doesn't untap during your next untap step. Flavour Text: "And I see… And I see…" Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Common CardName: Couch Kingdom Cost: Type: Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {1} to your mana pool. {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Valentines Day Rare