CardName: Awanek, Mimic Entrapper
Cost: uu1
Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Construct Shapeshifter Artificer
Pow/Tgh: 2/4
Rules Text: **Mimicry** (as this permanent enters, you may have it gain
a keyword on another permanent)

Whenever a source causes you to lose life, you create a
Treasure token. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Treasure tokens you control have "{2}: This artifact becomes
also a 2/2 Shapeshifter creature until end of turn".
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Rare



CardName: Form of the Library
Cost: UU4
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: When Form of the Library enters, exile all cards from your
hand.

If you would draw cards, be dealt damage, or gain poison
counters, exile that many cards from your library instead.

Play with the top card of your library revealed.

You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your
library.

{0}: Look at the top seven cards of your library, then put
them back in any order.
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CardName: Ragnarok Warrior
Cost: bb3
Type: Creature - Human Warrior
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: Menace

**Gravecycle {2}** ({2}, Exile this card from your
graveyard: Draw a card.)
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Common



CardName: Eminent Domain
Cost: R
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player
controls fewer lands than you, Eminent Domain deals 2 damage
to that player.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Hunta, Treasure Launderer
Cost: rr1
Type: Legendary Creature - Pyrfolk Rogue
Pow/Tgh: 3/4
Rules Text: **Subsurface** (can't be blocked by creatures with flying)

Nonland cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have
"Flash -- Discard a card".

Whenever you discard a card, create a Treasure token. You
may exile the top card of your library. If you do, you may
play it this turn.
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CardName: Elvish Breeder
Cost: g2
Type: Creature - Elf Farmer
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: Vigilance

Once per game, Sorcerous, {t}, Exhaust a Human: **Breed Elf
and/or Human in 4** (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or
Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand,
and tuck the rest randomly.).
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Common



CardName: Erect Precedent
Cost: g1
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put
it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an
Erection this way, gain 3 life.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Common



CardName: Gazapqual, Memorial Defiler
Cost: br2
Type: Legendary Creature - Ogre Necromancer
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: When Gazapqual, Memorial Defiler enters, you may exile up to
X creature cards from graveyards, where X is the number of
times Gazapqual was cast this game. Create that many 3/1
black and red Elemental Zombie creature tokens with haste,
trample, and demise.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Mythic



CardName: Grixis Roulette
Cost: br2
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: You roll a d6. Gain that much life.

Each opponent rolls a die. Each opponent whose die value
matches your die value loses that much life and sacrifices a
creature.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Rare



CardName: Vakduc, Gorebough Giant
Cost: rg2
Type: Legendary Creature - Giant Warrior Marksman
Pow/Tgh: 0/0
Rules Text: Vakduc, Gorebough Giant enters with a number of +1/+1
counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it.

Trample, reach

When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing
creature without flying, where X is the amount of {r} spent
to cast Vakduc.

When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing
creature with flying, where X is the amount of {g} spent to
cast Vakduc.
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CardName: Heart of Champions
Cost: gw4
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Creatures you control get +X/+X and gain trample until end
of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Flavour Text: Joy, Mindfulness, Compassion, Competition. Take care of the
first three, and the last one will take care of itself.
-- Warriors' Core Values
Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Mythic



CardName: Kidman, Handsome Playboy
Cost: rgw
Type: Legendary Creature - Human Lover
Pow/Tgh: 3/4
Rules Text: *Date, Marry, Kill* -- {3}, {t}: Reveal three creature cards
with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto
the field with haste and **Demise** (Sacrifice this at the
beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto
the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the
rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired.

*Married with children* -- {2}, {t}, Exhaust paired
creature: **Breed Human in 4** (Dig 4 for any number of
Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand,
and tuck the rest randomly.).
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction
Cost: w/r w/r 2
Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - Construct Artificer
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Rules Text: Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, create a
Treasure token with **Demise** (Sacrifice this at the
beginning of the end step.).

{1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Kapoubim, Engineer of
Destruction deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1
life.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Rare



CardName: Alight // Light
Cost: ww3 // w
Type: Instant // Instant
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying. Gain 3
life. // Gain 3 life.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Barren // Entoil
Cost: w1 // r1
Type: Sorcery // Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: If target opponent controls more lands than you, you may
search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the
field tapped, then shuffle.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your
hand.) // Gain control of target creature with power 3 or less until
end of turn. Untap and unlag it.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your
hand.)
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Frigid // Rigid
Cost: uu1 // u
Type: Instant // Instant
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Freeze target permanent. If it's a creature, its final power
and toughness become 1/1 until end of turn. // Target creature's final power and toughness become 1/1 until
end of turn.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Common



CardName: Gyrate // Grate
Cost: bb3 // bb1
Type: Sorcery // Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Each opponent discards two cards at random, then mills two
cards. // Each opponent discards two cards, then mills two cards.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Holey // Eyebar
Cost: b2 // w1
Type: Sorcery // Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Friendly creatures gain eludes power 2 or greater until end
of turn.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your
hand.) // Exile target creature until the beginning of your next turn.
You gain 2 life.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your
hand.)
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Oilcan // Cantrip
Cost: r1 // u
Type: Instant // Instant
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Oilcan deals 5 damage to target opponent unless that player
sacrifices a land.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your
hand.) // All players reveal their hands.

Draw a card.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your
hand.)
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Rapid // Raid
Cost: rr1 // r1
Type: Sorcery // Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of
turn. // Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Slumber // Lumber
Cost: gg1 // g1
Type: Instant // Instant
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Untap up to three Forests. // Untap up to three Forests.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Tapeworm // Wormhole
Cost: g1 // bb3
Type: Sorcery // Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Create a 1/1 green Worm creature token with deathtouch.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your
hand.) // You may search your library, graveyard, and exile for a
card, and put it into your hand. If you searched your
library this way, shuffle it.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your
hand.)
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Tripwire // Wiretap
Cost: u // g1
Type: Instant // Instant
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Remove target attacking or blocking creature from combat.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your
hand.) // The next time target opponent casts a noncreature spell this
turn, you draw two cards.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your
hand.)
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Uncommon



CardName: Watsamata University
Cost: 
Type: Land - Erection
Pow/Tgh: 4/7
Rules Text: As Watsamata University enters, you may exhaust a creature.
If you don't, Watsamata University enters tapped.

{T}: Produce {w} or {u}.

Flying, **Guardian 2** (This creature can block an
additional 2 creatures each combat.)

**Occupy 3**  (Exhaust any number of other creatures with
total power 3 or greater: This permanent becomes also a
creature until end of turn.)
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Rare



CardName: Toy
Cost: 
Type: Artifact - Toy
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.
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Set/Rarity: Retards of the Bay Token