CardName: Royal Retainer
Cost: 1U
Type: Artifact Creature - Construct Aristocrat
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: Defender

As long as you have a dental device, Royal Retainer may
attack as though it did not have defender. (Dental devices
include braces, retainers, false teeth, headgear, ect.)
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Set/Rarity: Unbuckled Common



CardName: Spako, Frenzied Jesture
Cost: 2br
Type: Legendary Creature - Devil Rogue
Pow/Tgh: 5/2
Rules Text: At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player
performs a gesture. Then, that player performs all previous
gestures made by each player in order, starting with the
most recent. (A gesture is any simple action, such as
tipping a hat or drinking from a cup.)

Whenever a player performs an incorrect gesture, that player
sacrifices a permanent.
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Set/Rarity: Unbuckled Rare



CardName: Booglub, Compulsive Liar
Cost: ug
Type: Legendary Creature - Mutant Shapeshifter
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Changeling

All things about you are true. (You have every pet, your
eyes are every color, you have a dental device, ect.)
Flavour Text: "Reality can be whatever I say it is."
Set/Rarity: Unbuckled Mythic



CardName: Eyeball Snatcher
Cost: {C}ug
Type: Creature - Mutant Bird
Pow/Tgh: 3/1
Rules Text: Flying

Eyeball Snatcher costs {g} less to cast if you have green
eyes, {u} less for blue eyes, and {C} less any other color
of eye.
Flavour Text: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Eyeballs are in the
mouth of the snatcher.
Set/Rarity: Unbuckled Uncommon



CardName: Brain Mage
Cost: 3ur
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: At the beginning of your next upkeep, Calculate (Solve
X=(√A((B-C))/D given the following variables:

A = The number of card types in your graveyard
B = The total CMC of creatures you control
C = The number of cards you own in exile
D = The number of cards in your hand)

If X is a non-zero whole number, you win the game.
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Set/Rarity: Unbuckled Mythic