CardName: Starship
Cost: 2uu
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 6/6
Rules Text: Crew 6
Only Geniuses may crew Starship
[Spaceflight]
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Common



CardName: Vee Hickles
Cost: 2uu
Type: Legendary Planeswalker - Vee
Pow/Tgh: /3
Rules Text: [+1]: Put a loyalty counter on Vee Hickles for each Vehicle
you control
[0]:  Until end of turn, whenever a Vehicle creature would
deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
[-4]: Vehicles you control cannot be blocked this turn.
[-10]: Each player who doesn't control a Vehicle loses the
game.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Mythic



CardName: Car Carcass
Cost: bc
Type: Artifact - Vehicle Zombie
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Crew 2
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Common



CardName: Dulldozer
Cost: 3b
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 3/2
Rules Text: Crew 2
Only sharp creatures may crew Dulldozer (A creature is sharp
if it has a greater power than toughness)
{2}{X}{B}{B}, {T}: Destroy X target creatures. Each player
who loses a Dull creature this way creates a Rubble token.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Rare



CardName: Troll Roller
Cost: 1b
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Crew 2
Only Trolls may crew Troll Roller
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Common



CardName: Vehicular Manslaughter
Cost: 3b
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Vehicular Manslaughter,
sacrifice a Vehicle.
Destroy target creature.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Common



CardName: Mannet Uppagen
Cost: 1rr
Type: Legendary Creature - Human Pilot
Pow/Tgh: 1/3
Rules Text: Mannet Uppagen instantly crews (whenever you would tap him
to crew a vehicle, that Vehicle becomes an artifact creature
until end of turn.)
Flavour Text: "All right, let's try it again, Vee".
 - M.U.
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Uncommon



CardName: S-Car
Cost: 2gc
Type: Artifact - Vehicle Snail
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Crew 1
{1}, Yell "Go!": S-Car gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Activate this ability only if S-Car is a creature.
{6}, Sacrifice S-Car: Create three Escargot tokens
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Uncommon



CardName: Drunk Driver
Cost: br
Type: Creature - Human Drunk Pilot
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: Whenever Drunk Driver crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle gets
+2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to
a player, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, it deals 2
damage to you." until end of turn.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Common



CardName: Monstah Trucc
Cost: 5br
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 5/5
Rules Text: Crew 5
Only Monsters can crew Monstah Trucc
{1}{R}{B}: Target Monster gets +2/+2 and gains Swampwalk and
Mountainwalk until end of turn.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Rare



CardName: Magic Carpet
Cost: 1ur
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 0/3
Rules Text: Crew 2, Flying, Defender
{1}{u}:  Until end of turn, Magic Carpet may attack as
though it didn't have defender
{2}{r}: Magic Carpet deals 1 damage to target player
{1}{u}{r}, Sacrifice Magic Carpet: You may cast a spell from
your hand for free, activate this ability only if Magic
Carpet is a creature that has dealt damage to a player this
turn
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Rare



CardName: Battleship
Cost: 4
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 8/2
Rules Text: Crew 4
{1}, {T}: Battleship shocks target creature
{2}, {T}: Battleship deals 4 damage to target Vehicle
creature
{4}, {T}: Battleship deals 10 damage to target Vehicle
creature with Islandwalk that hasn't done anything this
turn.
{6}. {T}: Destroy Battleship, Battleship's controller must
look into your eyes, cry, and say "You sunk my battleship!".
Only opponents may activate this ability.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Rare



CardName: Bicycle
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 0/2
Rules Text: Bicycle is Male and Female
Crew 1
Only Children may crew Bicycle
{e}{e}, {T}: Move target creature

Cycling {2}
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Uncommon



CardName: Clogmobile
Cost: 2cc
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 2/4
Rules Text: Split Second
Clogmobile does not resolve
{c}{c}, Pay 5 life, Eat wet hair: Clogmobile resolves. Only
opponents may activate this ability, and only if Clogmobile
is on the stack
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Uncommon



CardName: Derby Bike
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: First Strike
Crew 2
Only Swaglords can crew Derby Bike.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Common



CardName: Dodge Ram
Cost: 6
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 8/6
Rules Text: Crew 4, Trample, Vigilance
Only Idiots and Fatsos may crew Dodge Ram
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Uncommon



CardName: Ferry Tail
Cost: 0
Type: Artifact - Equipment Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Rules Text: Equip Vehicle
Crew 1
Equipped Vehicle gets +0/+0.5 and gains Swimming as long as
Ferry Tail is a creature.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Uncommon



CardName: Grounded Airplane
Cost: 6
Type: Artifact Structure - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 1/6
Rules Text: Crew 4, Flying
Only Pilots can crew Grounded Airplane.
{1}, Tap an untapped inhabiting Human: You gain $X CAD,
where X is the lowest cost of a round trip to Paris that you
can legally purchase minus 10. X cannot be lower than zero.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Uncommon



CardName: Ice Cream Truck
Cost: 4
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 2/4
Rules Text: Crew 4
Only Children may crew Ice Cream Truck.
[Cook IceCream {1}{W}]
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Uncommon



CardName: Mobile Home
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact Structure - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 5/1
Rules Text: Idiots with Net Worth one or less (a creature net worth is
equal to the amount of Canadian dollars on them) Habitat
Crew 1, Only Mobile Home's inhabitants may crew it. They get
-1/-1.
Trample, Super Anti-Haste (This creature cannot attack until
the second turn after it normally would)
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Common



CardName: Noah's Ark
Cost: 11
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Crew 1, Hexproof, Indestructible
Only Legendary creatures can crew Noah's Ark.
{U}{U}{U}, Tap an untapped God you control: Each player
chooses up to two creatures they control of the same race
types and different genders. Then, each player sacrifices
the rest.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Mythic



CardName: Pirate Ship
Cost: 4
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: */*
Rules Text: Crew 6
Dockhome, Islandwalk
Pirate Ship's power and tougness are each equal to 4 plus
the number of Pirates you control
As long as Pirate Ship is a creature, Pirates you control
get +1/+1 and have Swimming.
{1}{u}, {t}, Discard a card: Draw three cards. Activate this
ability only once per turn, and only if Pirate Ship is a
creature that has dealt combat damage to a player this turn.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Rare



CardName: Santa's Sleigh
Cost: 4
Type: Legendary Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 3/4
Rules Text: Crew 8
Only Elk may crew Santa's Sleigh
Flying
Whenever Santa's Sleigh is crewed or deals combat damage to
a player, create a gold Gift artifact token for each Child
you control.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Rare



CardName: Smugglers QWOPter
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: Flying
Crew 2
Only Internetians may crew Smugglers QWOPter
Whenever Smugglers QWOPter attacks or blocks, you may draw a
card. When you do, discard a card.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Rare



CardName: Snuggler's Copter
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: Crew 1, Flying
When you crew Snuggler's Copter, if exactly two creatures of
different genders were tapped, repopulate.
Whenever Snuggler's Copter attacks or blocks, you may
discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Rare



CardName: Tricycle
Cost: 3
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 0/0
Rules Text: Tricycle is Pink and Silly in addition to it's other colors
and types.
Crew 1
Only Children with converted mana cost 1 or less can crew
Tricycle
{e}, {t}: Move target creature with converted mana cost 3 or
less
{e}{e}, {t}, Sacrifice Tricycle: Move target creature with
converted mana cost 4 or greater

Cycling {3}
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Rare



CardName: Uber Taxi
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Crew 2
Only Idiots may crew Uber Taxi.
Whenever Uber Taxi attacks, you may pay {r/b}. When you do,
it deals 2 damage to defending player unless that player
pays you $2.00 CAD
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Uncommon



CardName: Unicycle
Cost: 0
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Rules Text: Crew 1
Only Clowns may crew Unicycle

Cycling {e}
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Common



CardName: Gift
Cost: 
Type: Token Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
 - Gain 5 life
 - Draw a card
 - Untap target permanent
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Token



CardName: Rubble
Cost: 
Type: Token Artifact - Rubble
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, Rubble deals 1 damage to
you.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Token



CardName: Escargot
Cost: 
Type: Artifact - Delectable
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: {0.25}: Put a Salt counter on Escargot
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Escargot: You gain 2 life. Then, you
gain and an additional 1 life for each Salt counter on
Escargot.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Vehicles Token