[FEATURE] Vehicles: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
 U 
Artifact Structure – Vehicle
Crew 4, Flying
Only Pilots can crew Grounded Airplane.
{1}, Tap an untapped inhabiting Human: You gain $X CAD, where X is the lowest cost of a round trip to Paris that you can legally purchase minus 10. X cannot be lower than zero.
1/6
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Vehicle
Bicycle is Male and Female
Crew 1
Only Children may crew Bicycle
{e}{e}, {t}: Move target creature

Cycling {2}
0/2
 U 
Artifact – Vehicle
Crew 4, Trample, Vigilance
Only Idiots and Fatsos may crew Dodge Ram
8/6
 M 
Legendary Planeswalker – Vee
+1: Put a loyalty counter on Vee Hickles for each Vehicle you control
0: Until end of turn, whenever a Vehicle creature would deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
-4: Vehicles you control cannot be blocked this turn.
-10: Each player who doesn't control a Vehicle loses the game.
3
{2}{g}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Vehicle Snail
Crew 1
{1}, Yell "Go!": S-Car gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate this ability only if S-Car is a creature.
{6}, Sacrifice S-Car: Create three Escargot tokens
2/2
 U 
Artifact – Vehicle
Split Second
Clogmobile does not resolve
{c}{c}, Pay 5 life, Eat wet hair: Clogmobile resolves. Only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Clogmobile is on the stack
2/4
 C 
Artifact – Vehicle Zombie
Crew 2
2/2
 U 
Artifact – Vehicle
Crew 4
Only Children may crew Ice Cream Truck.
[Cook IceCream {1}{w}]
2/4
 C 
Artifact – Vehicle
First Strike
Crew 2
Only Swaglords can crew Derby Bike.
2/1
 R 
Artifact – Vehicle
Crew 6
Dockhome, Islandwalk
Pirate Ship's power and tougness are each equal to 4 plus the number of Pirates you control
As long as Pirate Ship is a creature, Pirates you control get +1/+1 and have Swimming.
{1}{u}, {t}, Discard a card: Draw three cards. Activate this ability only once per turn, and only if Pirate Ship is a creature that has dealt combat damage to a player this turn.
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 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Vehicular Manslaughter, sacrifice a Vehicle.
Destroy target creature.
 C 
Creature – Human Drunk Pilot
Whenever Drunk Driver crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, it deals 2 damage to you." until end of turn.
2/1
 R 
Artifact – Vehicle
Flying
Crew 2
Only Internetians may crew Smugglers QWOPter
Whenever Smugglers QWOPter attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. When you do, discard a card.
3/3
 R 
Artifact – Vehicle
Tricycle is Pink and Silly in addition to it's other colors and types.
Crew 1
Only Children with converted mana cost 1 or less can crew Tricycle
{e}, {t}: Move target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
{e}{e}, {t}, Sacrifice Tricycle: Move target creature with converted mana cost 4 or greater

Cycling {3}
0/0
 R 
Legendary Artifact – Vehicle
Crew 8
Only Elk may crew Santa's Sleigh
Flying
Whenever Santa's Sleigh is crewed or deals combat damage to a player, create a gold Gift artifact token for each Child you control.
3/4
 T 
Token Artifact – Rubble
At the beginning of your upkeep, Rubble deals 1 damage to you.

Grounded Airplane (uncommon)
Bicycle (uncommon)
Dodge Ram (uncommon)
Vee Hickles (mythic)
S-Car (uncommon)
Clogmobile (uncommon)
Car Carcass (common)
Ice Cream Truck (uncommon)
Derby Bike (common)
Pirate Ship (rare)
Vehicular Manslaughter (common)
Drunk Driver (common)
Smugglers QWOPter (rare)
Tricycle (rare)
Santa's Sleigh (rare)
Rubble (token)