CardName: Culture of Carh
Cost: 1ww
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Creatures you control are sarcastic
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Rare



CardName: Sarcastic Comedian
Cost: 1www
Type: Creature - Human Comedian
Pow/Tgh: 1/3
Rules Text: Creatures you control are sarcastic (every second letter
printed on the card is replaced with the same letter of the
opposite case)
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Uncommon



CardName: Satirical Clergy
Cost: 2w
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: You gain X life, where X is the number of sarcastic
creatures you control.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Uncommon



CardName: Carh's Sazem
Cost: 4uu
Type: Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Pow/Tgh: 2/4
Rules Text: Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control resolves,
you may draw a card. If a sarcastic spell resolves this way,
you may draw two cards instead.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Rare



CardName: Cast-Tick from Carh
Cost: 1u
Type: Creature - Insect Wizard
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Rules Text: When Cast-Tick from Carh enters the battlefield, you may
cast an instant or sorcery card in your hand with
sArCaStAfOnT for {2} less.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Common



CardName: Carh Crow
Cost: 1b
Type: Creature - Bird Evil
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: Flying
SArCaStAfOnT (As Carh Crow resolves, you may pay {2}. When
you do, replace every second letter with the same letter of
the opposite case.)
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Common



CardName: Counter-Satire
Cost: 1b
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: SArCaStAfOnT (As Counter-Satire resolves, you may pay {2}.
When you do, replace every second letter with the same
letter of the opposite case.)
if Counter-Satire is sarcastic, it has Flash.
Destroy target tapped Comedian.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Uncommon



CardName: Marc the Ass
Cost: r
Type: Legendary Creature - Donkey
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: Haste
Flavour Text: He thinks he's cool because he does shitty things
"ironically".
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Uncommon



CardName: Sarc Bomb
Cost: 3r
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Sarc Bomb deals X damage to any target, where X is the
number of sarcastic creatures you control.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Rare



CardName: Sarr Qasdik, the Sarcastic
Cost: rr
Type: Legendary Planeswalker - Sarr
Pow/Tgh: /2
Rules Text: [+1]: Target spell or card you control gains sArCaStAfOnT
until end of turn
[0]: The next time a sarcastic creature you control attacks
this turn, you may impulse draw.
[-3]: Sarr Qasdik, the Sarcastic deals X damage to each
creature that isn't sarcastic, where X is the number of
sarcastic creatures that have attacked this turn.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Mythic



CardName: Sarr's Cast-Tick
Cost: 1r
Type: Creature - Insect Wizard
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: When Sarr's Cast-Tick enters the battlefield, you may have
target instant or sorcery spell on the stack gain
sArCaStAfOnT until end of turn
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Uncommon



CardName: Herbal Irony
Cost: 1gc
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Create two Iron Herb artifact food tokens.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Common



CardName: Sarcasmoplasmic Ooze
Cost: 1g
Type: Creature - Ooze Comedian
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: SArCaStAfOnT (As Sarcasmoplasmic Ooze resolves, you may pay
{2}. When you do, replace every second letter with the same
letter of the opposite case.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a +1/+1 counter
on Sarcasmoplasmic Ooze if it is sarcastic.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Common



CardName: Sarcastic
Cost: g
Type: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature is sarcastic (every second letter is
replaced with the same letter of the opposite case)
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Common



CardName: Sarcic Fusion
Cost: 7ur
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Choose one:
 - Add {R} for each lower case letter on sarcastic instant
and sorcery cards in your graveyard
 - Draw a card for each upper case letter on sarcastic
instant and sorcery cards in your hand.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Rare



CardName: Satirical Satyr
Cost: 2u/b
Type: Creature - Satyr Comedian
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: {3}{u}, {T}: Counter target President spell
{3}{b}, {T}: Destroy target President
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Uncommon



CardName: Sarcastic Ass
Cost: 1r/g
Type: Creature - Donkey
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: {3}{r/g}: Sarcastic Ass fights target creature. If that
creature dies, add {u}{u}.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Common



CardName: Sarcas Tick
Cost: b/g
Type: Creature - Insect
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: 
Flavour Text: The ticks of the sarcas swamp are itchy and gross.
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Common



CardName: Carh Car
Cost: 4
Type: Artifact - Vehicle
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: Crew sarcastic creature
{3}{U}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if Carh
Car is a creature.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Uncommon



CardName: Iron Ass
Cost: 4
Type: Artifact Creature - Donkey Construct
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: SArCaStAfOnT (As Iron Ass resolves, you may pay {2}. When
you do, replace every second letter with the same letter of
the opposite case.)
As long as Iron Ass is sarcastic, it has Haste.
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Common



CardName: Chasm of Carh
Cost: 
Type: Legendary Land
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Chasm of Carh enters the battlefield tapped
{T}: Add one mana of any color, spend this mana only to cast
spells with sArCaStAfOnT
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Rare



CardName: Sarcas, the Ickhole
Cost: 
Type: Legendary Land
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Sarcas, the Ickhole enters the battlefield tapped
{T}: Add {b} or {g}
{b}{g}, {T}: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature
token with Flying and Deathtouch
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Rare



CardName: Iron Herb
Cost: 
Type: Token Artifact - Food
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: {e}, sacrifice Iron Herb: Add {G}{C}
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [FEATURE] Sarcasm Token