CardName: Arcbound Scrapheap
Cost: 5c
Type: Creature - Construct
Pow/Tgh: 0/0
Rules Text: Modular 5
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CardName: Armor-Shell Sentinel
Cost: 4
Type: Creature - Construct
Pow/Tgh: 0/6
Rules Text: Defender
Reinforce 2 - {4}
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CardName: Carpooling
Cost: 4
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Crew costs you control cost {2} less to activate
Flavour Text: It's good for the aetherconomy AND the aethervironment!
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Uncommon



CardName: Earthbound Golem
Cost: 6
Type: Creature - Golem
Pow/Tgh: 0/6
Rules Text: Defender
Emerge {4}{g}
When Earthbound Golem emerges, you may destroy target
artifact or enchantment.
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CardName: Gigagolem
Cost: 10
Type: Creature - Golem
Pow/Tgh: 10/10
Rules Text: Indestructible
Flavour Text: "Owww... my fingies!"
-One Punch Man
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Rare



CardName: He Who Wipes Minds Clean
Cost: 5ccc
Type: Legendary Creature - Spirit Demon
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Rules Text: Ingest 15
Players cannot interact with cards in exile.
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CardName: Admiral Akbar
Cost: 2w
Type: Legendary Creature - Alien Rebel
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: *Lieutenant* - As long as you control your commander,
whenever a player makes a pop culture reference, you gain 1
life.
Sacrifice Admiral Akbar and a dozen other Alien and/or Human
Rebels: Destroy target Trap.
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CardName: Alliance of the Greats
Cost: 1ww
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain First Strike
*Formidable* - If creatures you control have total power 8
or greater, creatures you control also gain Indestructible.
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CardName: Almighty Elemental
Cost: 2w
Type: Creature - Elemental
Pow/Tgh: 1/5
Rules Text: {4}{w}{w}, {T}: Destroy all creatures
*Channel* - {6}{w}{w}, Discard this card: Destroy all
creatures target player controls. You gain X life, where X
is the number of creatures destroyed this way.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Arrogant Challenger
Cost: 3ww
Type: Creature - Human Rogue Fighter
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Double Strike, Melee
{1}{r}: Arrogant Challenger gets +1/+1 for each Equipment
attached to it until end of turn.
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CardName: Battlefield Medic
Cost: ww
Type: Creature - Human Cleric Soldier
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: {T}: Bolster 2
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CardName: Beloved Champion
Cost: 4ww
Type: Creature - Human Knight Cleric
Pow/Tgh: 3/4
Rules Text: Vigilance, Double Strike
Human Offering
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CardName: Clutch Health Boost
Cost: 1w
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: You gain 5 life
*Fateful hour* - If you have 5 or less life, you gain 7 life
instead.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Crowd of Free Labor
Cost: 2w
Type: Creature - Human Citizens
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Afterlife 3
Flavour Text: Orzhovision presents:
Everyone *could* be your slave...!
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Common



CardName: Desert-Dweller of Camadoon
Cost: 2w
Type: Creature - Human
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: *Camadoon Hardnose* - Outlast {1}{w}
*Empirical Ego* - Whenever Desert-Dweller of Camadoon
outlasts, you may pacify target creature.
Flavour Text: "Joke's on the rest of the world! I can live *way* longer on
just cactus juice"
 - Wapelap LeRag, Garel Palepaw's Kindred Spirit.
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Uncommon



CardName: Election
Cost: 1www
Type: Legendary Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Each player votes for one, majority wins. If tied for
majority, flip a coin:
 - Create a 3/3 orange President with {T}: Create a 0/4
Legendary Wall with Bane of Black
 - Create a 2/2 black President with {T}: Heal all creatures
you control.
 - Create a 1/1 white Silly President with {T}: Destroy up
to two target Structures. When you do, add {b}{b}{b}
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CardName: Guiding Light
Cost: 1w
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Reveal the top card of your library.
*Radiance* - Target creature and each creature that shares a
color with it get +1/+1 until end of turn if you revealed a
creature card with converted mana cost 4 or greater this
way.
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CardName: He Who Demands Servitude
Cost: 1wwww
Type: Legendary Creature - Kor Spirit
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Rules Text: Fabricate 5
Remove any number of +1/+1 counters from He Who Demands
Servitude, {T}: Create those many 1/1 Servo creature tokens.
{1}{W}, Exile target Servo creature token you control:
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to He Who
Demands Servitude.
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CardName: Heart Bible
Cost: 2w
Type: Artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Equip {0}
Tap equipped creature: You gain 1 life
Totem Armor
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CardName: Horseman
Cost: 1w
Type: Creature - Horseman, i guess?
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Horsemanship
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CardName: Jailbait
Cost: 1w
Type: Creature
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Rules Text: Provoke
Whenever a creature blocks Jailbait, pacify it.
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CardName: Lone Messenger
Cost: 3w
Type: Creature - Human Scout
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Dash {2}{w}
Whenever Lone Messenger attacks alone, you may reveal cards
from the top of your library until you reveal a card with
converted mana cost X or less, where X is the number of
creatures the opponent(s) Lone Messenger attacked controls.
Put that card into your hand, then put the rest on the
bottom of your library in a random order.
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CardName: Military Genius
Cost: 1ww
Type: Creature - Human Advisor
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: Knights you control have Flanking
Flavour Text: "Sir! We're outnumbered!"
-Benalish General
"So, lets just build a better deck?"
-You, via self-insert fanfic
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Uncommon



CardName: Mother Mummy
Cost: 1ww
Type: Creature - Zombie
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: Bane of Children
Embalm {2}{w}
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CardName: Political Supporter
Cost: 1w
Type: Creature - Sheep
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: When Political Supporter enters the battlefield, target
president gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
{T}: Support 1
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CardName: Release Inner Demons
Cost: 2w
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Target creature gains Unleash. Put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Ruling Dilemma
Cost: www
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *Will of the Council* - Starting with you, each player votes
for Unity or Peace. If Security gets more votes, players
cannot cast spells on opponent's turns for the remainder of
the game. If Freedom gets more votes or is the vote is tied,
creatures get +1/+1 and gain Lifelink.
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CardName: Selfless Protagonist
Cost: 3w
Type: Creature - Human Warrior Anime-Protagonist
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: First Strike, Lifelink
*Heroic* - Whenever you cast a spell that targets this card,
you may copy that spell and choose new targets
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CardName: Spectacular Acrobat
Cost: www
Type: Creature - Human Rogue
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: Spectacle {w}
Creatures you control get +0/+1 and gain First Strike.
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CardName: Starry-Eyed Sheep
Cost: 1w
Type: Enchantment Creature - Sheep
Pow/Tgh: 0/2
Rules Text: Defender
*Constellation* - Whenever Starry-Eyed Sheep or another
enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, you
gain 2 life.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Support the Cause
Cost: 3w
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Proliferate twice.
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CardName: Tusklyon Cub
Cost: w
Type: Creature - Elephant Cat Beast Child
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: *Kinship* - At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at
the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type
with Tusklyon Cub, you may reveal it. If you do, put a +1/+1
counter on Tusklyon Cub.
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CardName: Undercover Samurai
Cost: 1ww
Type: Creature - Human Samurai
Pow/Tgh: 1/3
Rules Text: Bushido 2
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CardName: Yodeling Viking
Cost: 1w
Type: Creature - Human Pirate Warrior
Pow/Tgh: 3/4
Rules Text: Echo {r}{r}
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CardName: All-Possibilities Precogged
Cost: uuuuuu3
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: When All-Possibilities Precogged enters the battlefield
Fateseal 100
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, counter it and draw a
card.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Bolas' Pet
Cost: u
Type: Creature - Bird
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Flying
Eternalize {3}{u}
As long as Bolas' Pet has power 4 or greater, it has
"{7}{U}{U}{U}, {T}: Take an extra turn after this one"
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CardName: Dig into Tomes
Cost: 4u
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Delve
Draw two cards.
If you exile a Wizard card from your graveyard while paying
Dig into Tomes's Delve cost, draw three cards instead.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Disciple of the Aether
Cost: 4uuu
Type: Creature - Aetherborn Shapeshifter
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Hexproof, Ripple 100
You can have any number of cards named Disciple of the
Aether in your deck.
Flavour Text: "You do not pose a threat to the time stream, if you did, I
would have known and brought back-up"
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Rare



CardName: Disloyal Summon
Cost: 1u
Type: Creature - Probably a minotaur
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: Phasing
Flavour Text: "Yo, [oldwalker], I think you're opponent's totally right
here, so can I just go home?"
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Common



CardName: Insight from Nature
Cost: 1uuu
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *Sweep* - Return any number of Islands you control to their
owners hand. Draw a card for each Island returned this way
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Market Beam
Cost: 1uuuu
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Buyback {3}{U}
Market Beam deals X damage to any target, X - 2 to another
target, X - 3 damage to a third target, then X - 4 damage to
a fourth target, where X is equal to the number of Markets
you control.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Mastercast
Cost: 1uuuuuu
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: You take an extra turn after this one
*Spell mastery* - If there are two or more instant and/or
sorcery cards in your graveyard, during the extra turn, you
may cast spells without paying their mana costs.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Mechanical Refuelling
Cost: 3uu
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Affinity for artifacts
Untap all artifacts you control.
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CardName: Monstropus
Cost: 8uu
Type: Creature - Octopus Mutant
Pow/Tgh: 8/8
Rules Text: Trample
{4}{U}{U}: Monstrosity 8
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CardName: Motivational Poster Graphic Artist
Cost: 1u
Type: Basic Creature - Human Idiot Designer
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: *Inspired* - Whenever Motivational Poster Graphic Artist
becomes untapped, you may untap another creature.
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CardName: Persistent Omnicharm
Cost: 1u
Type: Enchantment Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Splice onto creature spell
When Persistent Omnicharm enters the battlefield, draw a
card.
{1}{W}: You gain 3 life
{2}{B}: Return a creature card from your graveyard to your
hand
{2}{R}: Persistent Omnicharm deals 2 damage to any target
{1}{G}: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn
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CardName: Prism Mind
Cost: 1uu
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *Chroma* - Draw cards equal to the number of blue mana
symbols on instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Sherlock Holmes
Cost: 3uuu
Type: Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Whenever a creature dies, you may investigate.
Clues you control have "Tap this token and three other
untapped Clues you control: Exile target creature that
attacked this turn."
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CardName: Squirrel Whorl
Cost: 1u
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token with Evolve.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Tempt with Lasagna
Cost: 1u
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *Tempting offer* - Tap target orange Cat. Each opponent may
tap target orange Cat. For each opponent who does, you may
tap target Orange cat.
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CardName: The Ooze that Lived For Millennia
Cost: 1u
Type: Creature - Ooze
Pow/Tgh: 0/2
Rules Text: Changeling
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may have The
Ooze that Lived For Millennia lose that card's creature
type. When you do, draw a card. It cannot gain that type for
the remainder of the game.
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CardName: Trampoline Cloud
Cost: 1uu
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Return up to three target creatures to their owners hand(s).
Replicate {1}{u}
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CardName: Consumer of the Meek
Cost: 1bb
Type: Creature - Demon
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Devour 1
{1}, Exile a creature card in your graveyard that was
devoured by Consumer of the Meek: Flying until end of turn.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Damnable Wrath
Cost: 2b
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Destroy target creature
Overload {4}{b}{b}
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CardName: Dark Insight
Cost: b
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Target player discards a card
*Grandeur* - Discard another card named Dark Insight, that
player discards three cards instead.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Doomfinger
Cost: b
Type: Legendary Creature - Horror
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: Deathtouch
Flavour Text: Also known as "Evil-monster-touch-you-bad"
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Uncommon



CardName: Epidermopede
Cost: 1bb
Type: Creature - Insect Mutant
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Rules Text: Graft 3
Whenever a +1/+1 counters is moved from Epidermopede onto
another creature, that creatures gains Deathtouch until end
of turn.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Fanged Snake
Cost: b
Type: Creature - Snake
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Poisonous
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Forgotten Pharaoh
Cost: 3b
Type: Creature - Human Wizard
Pow/Tgh: 4/3
Rules Text: First Strike
Unearth {3}{R}
{3}{R}, {T}: Forgotten Pharaoh deals 2 damage to any number
of targets. Those targets cannot block until the end of your
next turn. Activate this ability only if Forgotten Pharaoh
was Unearthed this turn.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Game of Chicken
Cost: 1bbb
Type: Legendary Tribal Sorcery - Chicken
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *Join forces* - Starting with you, each player may pay any
amount of mana. Each player loses twice {X} life where X is
the largest amount of mana paid this way.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Gobsmackingly Horrifying Shadow
Cost: 10bbb
Type: Legendary Cursed Creature - Specter Horror
Pow/Tgh: 13/13
Rules Text: Shadow
Flavour Text: "It looks like a puppy and acts like one too, why is it
scary?"
-Impish Riddle
"The scary part is the parasitism of the mechanic"
-Impish Solution
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Mythic



CardName: Gravestone Elemental
Cost: 4bbb
Type: Creature - Elemental
Pow/Tgh: */*
Rules Text: You may cast creature spells from your graveyard
Gravestone Elemental's power and toughness are equal to the
number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Zombies you control get +1/+1
When Gravestone Elemental enters the battlefield create an
X/X Demon creature token where X is the number of creature
cards in your graveyard
*Threshold* - As long as there are seven or more cards in
your graveyard, at the beginning of the end step, you may
create a 4/3 black Horror creature token. When you do, you
draw a card and lose 1 life.
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CardName: He Who Has Been Watching Since Forever
Cost: 1bbbb
Type: Creature - Shade God
Pow/Tgh: 6/6
Rules Text: Suspend 10 - {B}
Flying, Trample.
When He Who Has Been Watching Since Forever enters the
battlefield, if it's suspend cost was paid, you get an
emblem with "Whenever a creature dies, their controller
loses the game"
{1}{B}, Exile He Who Has Been Watching Since Forever: Exile
all creatures you control
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CardName: Hired Assassin
Cost: 1b
Type: Creature - Human Ally
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Rules Text: Deathtouch
Cohort - {T}, Tap an untapped Ally you control: Destroy
target creature with converted mana cost 4 or greater
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CardName: Hoardbait Thrull
Cost: 2b
Type: Creature - Thrull
Pow/Tgh: 0/4
Rules Text: Defender, Deathtouch
Transfigure {1}{b}{b}
Creatures transfigured by Hoardbait Thrull get +1/+1 and
gain Deathtouch.
{2}{B}: Return Hoardbait Thrull from your graveyard to the
battlefield. It cannot have it's abilities activated until
end of turn
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CardName: House Invaders
Cost: 1bb
Type: Creature - Insect
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: Amplify 1
Flavour Text: "Yeah, so uh, listen 'ere m8. We um, we're just gonna you
know SQUAT up in your attic, eh? Don't open the hatch
though, yea? we're gonna be putting our babies up in there,
so thanks"
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Uncommon



CardName: Intimidation Expert
Cost: b
Type: Creature - Imp Rogue
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Intimidate
Flavour Text: "Why are you all scared of a tiny thin  like that?"
-(((Gigagolem)))
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Common



CardName: Legobreaker
Cost: bbb
Type: Legendary Creature - Evil
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: Haste
*Raid* - When Legobreaker enters the battlefield, if you
attacked with a creature this turn, it gets +3/+3 and gains
Trample until end of turn. There is an additional combat
step where only Legobreaker may attack
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Madman Marc
Cost: 1bb
Type: Legendary Creature - He's a madman!
Pow/Tgh: 3/1
Rules Text: Black cards in your hand have Madness {X}{B}. Where X is
that spells converted mana cost minus two. (X cannot be less
than 1)
Flavour Text: "Seriously, what sane person spells their name like that?"
-MarC's spiteful Coworker
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Rare



CardName: Murderous Fiend
Cost: 3b
Type: Creature - Imp
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: Evoke {1}{b}
When Murderous Fiend enters the battlefield, destroy target
creature with converted mana cost 2 or less
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Necrotic Soulweb
Cost: 5bb
Type: Creature - Spirit Horror
Pow/Tgh: 0/7
Rules Text: {2}{B}: -0/-7 until end of turn
Soulshift 7
When Necrotic Soulweb soulshifts, you may have multiple
targets, as long as their total CMCs add up to 7.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Rude Return
Cost: 1b
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Regenerate target creature that attacked this turn.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Scraphoarders
Cost: 2bb
Type: Creature - Rats
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Rules Text: Deathtouch
*Metalcraft* - As long as you control three or more
artifacts, Scraphoarders gets +2/+2 and gains Trample.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Scythethrower
Cost: 1bb
Type: Creature - Human Warrior
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: First Strike
Afflict 2
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CardName: Talent Agent
Cost: 2b
Type: Creature - Demon Advisor
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Rules Text: Exploit
Whenever Talent Agent exploits a creature, it deals 1 damage
to you and you draw a card.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Tax Returns
Cost: 3bb
Type: Legendary Creature - Oh god it's april already?
Pow/Tgh: 5/5
Rules Text: Fear
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: The Joy of Death
Cost: 4b
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Destroy target creature
Gravestorm
You may have any number of cards named The Joy of Death in
your deck.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Vengeful Monstrosity
Cost: 3bb
Type: Creature - Mutant
Pow/Tgh: 5/5
Rules Text: Deathtouch, Persist
Flavour Text: It lost respect for itself long ago, it will surely
disrespect it's physical form to hunt you, that's just it
fulfilling contempt for two.
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Uncommon



CardName: World-Ender
Cost: 5bbb
Type: Legendary Creature - Demon
Pow/Tgh: 7/6
Rules Text: Flying, Trample, Annihilator 6
{2}{B}, Exile target creature card that entered a graveyard
this turn: You draw a card and lose 1 life.
Flavour Text: 
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CardName: Backwards Logic
Cost: 3r
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Backwards Logic deals 2 damage to each player
Undaunted
Flavour Text: "So what if nobody agrees with me? I feel like I am right!"
-Red
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Uncommon



CardName: Boulder Launch
Cost: 3r
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Boulder Launch deals 4 damage to target creature or
Planeswalker that had an ability activated this turn.
Conspire
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CardName: Constant Rage
Cost: 1r
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Constant Rage deals 2 damage to any target
Recover {r}
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CardName: Dennis the Menace
Cost: 3rr
Type: Legendary Creature - He's a menace!
Pow/Tgh: 4/3
Rules Text: Menace, Haste
Whenever Dennis the Menace attacks and isn't blocked, untap
all creatures you control, they get +2/+0 and gain Haste and
Indestructible. There is an additional combat step
immediately after this one.
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CardName: Dora the Explorer
Cost: 2r
Type: Legendary Creature - Human Idiot Child
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: When Dora the Explorer enters the battlefield create a 1/1
pink Ape Idiot Child creature token named Boots and attach
an Equipment to it named Boots' Boots with "Equipped
creature gets +0/+1 and gains Landwalk"
{U/G}, {T}, Tap an untapped Child you control: Explore.
Activate this ability only once per turn. When it has been
activated thrice, sacrifice Dora the Explorer and any
creatures you own named Boots.
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CardName: Fist-Fight
Cost: rr
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Two target creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn. They
fight. The winner gets $200.00CAD.
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CardName: Flameseeker
Cost: 2r
Type: Creature - Viashino
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: Soulbond
As long as Flameseeker is paired with a creature, both have
"{T}: Flameseeker deals 1 damage to any target. Exile the
top card of the target's controller's library. You may cast
that card without paying it's mana cost until end of turn."
Flavour Text: It seeks both the flame of heat and love.
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Uncommon



CardName: Goading Goat
Cost: 1r
Type: Creature - Goat Evil
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Haste
{T}: Goad target creature with toughness 2 or less.
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CardName: Hotwire
Cost: 1r
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: You gain control of target Vehicle until end of turn. Untap
it, it gains Haste.
Jump-Start
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CardName: Hymn of Harlequins
Cost: 1rrr
Type: Legendary Tribal Sorcery - Female Clown
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *Parley* - Each player reveals the top card of his or her
library. For each nonland card revealed this way, target
Female Clown you control gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until
end of turn. Then each player draws a card.
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CardName: Liberal Protester
Cost: 3r
Type: Creature - Human Evil
Pow/Tgh: 3/1
Rules Text: Riot
{2}, {T}, remove a +1/+1 counter from Liberal Protester,
sacrifice then exile Liberal Protester: You may put up to
three target Evil cards from your hand onto the battlefield
tapped.
{1}, {T}: Remove a Victim counter from target permanent.
Impulse draw 1
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CardName: Make Haste
Cost: rrr
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Creatures you control have Haste.
Whenever a creature that entered the battlefield under your
control this turn becomes tapped, you may exile the top card
of your library. When you do, you may cast that card without
paying it's mana cost until end of turn.
Flavour Text: Sacrificing everything and anything for speed, since that
hastily-made decision was shouted.
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CardName: Mighty Morphing [REDACTED BY HASBRO]
Cost: 2r
Type: Creature
Pow/Tgh: 3/2
Rules Text: Morph {3}{r}
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CardName: Pouting Kid
Cost: 1r
Type: Creature - Child Horror
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Skulk
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CardName: Quick-Paced Rage-Foot
Cost: 1r
Type: Creature - Goat
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: Haste
*Bloodrush* - {r}, Discard this card: Target attacking
creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
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CardName: Rebellious Breach
Cost: 2r
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Escalate {3}
 - Rebellious Breach bolts any target
 - Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of
turn
 - Impulse draw 3
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CardName: Screeching Goblin
Cost: 1rr
Type: Creature - Goblin Warrior
Pow/Tgh: 3/1
Rules Text: Battle cry
{R}: Target Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate
this ability only once per turn for any given target.
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CardName: Screeching Imp
Cost: r
Type: Creature - Imp
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Frenzy 1
Flavour Text: "MAKE ME CHARACTERISTIC!!!"
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CardName: Stormstorm
Cost: rrrrrrrrrrrrr
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Stormstorm deals infinite damage to target creature.
Storm
Flavour Text: Basically we turn a bunch of big lightnings into one
gobsmackingly vast lightning.
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CardName: Unblockable Punch
Cost: 2r
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Unblockable Punch deals 3 damage to any target. If a
creature would die this way, exile it instead.
Split Second
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CardName: Vietnam War
Cost: 1rrr
Type: Legendary Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Vietnam War deals 1 damage to every target
Flashback {u}{u}
Flavour Text: Ok this is an unepic gamerless moment
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CardName: Archer of Pew-Pew
Cost: g
Type: Creature - Elf Archer
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Reach
Flavour Text: The secret glade of Pew-Pew train their eyes and minds to be
as sharp as an arrow's tip.
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Common



CardName: Ass Assimilation
Cost: 1g
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Meld a Donkey you control and another target creature. They
become a 4/4 Donkey Horror Ooze creature token with Trample
and Infect.
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CardName: Blessing of Flexible Leylines
Cost: 1g
Type: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Enchanted creature gets +1/+2 and has a keyword found
primarily in the color of any Aura enchanting it.
Aura swap {2}{u}
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CardName: Endless Godwurm
Cost: 10ggg
Type: Creature - Wurm
Pow/Tgh: 20/20
Rules Text: Convoke, Trample
When Endless Godwurm enters the battlefield untap each
creature that convoked Endless Godwurm, draw those many
cards.
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CardName: Landfall Elemental
Cost: 4ggg
Type: Creature - Elemental
Pow/Tgh: */*
Rules Text: You may play an additional two lands each turn.
Landfall Elemental's power and toughness are equal to the
number of lands you control.
Elves you control get +1/+1
When Landfall Elemental enters the battlefield create an X/X
Hydra creature token where X is the number of lands you
control.
*Landfall* - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under
your control, create a 3/3 green Treefolk creature token.
You may draw a card.
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CardName: Might of the Mighty
Cost: g
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
*Ferocious* - If you control a creature with power 4 or
greater, target creature gets +4/+4 instead.
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CardName: Retrace the Leylines
Cost: 2g
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Search your library for a Land card and put it onto the
battlefield tapped
Retrace
Flavour Text: "I visited this world once before, and now I must find that
which I left behind"
-Areo Vicca on Zendikar
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CardName: Rootforce
Cost: 2g
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Choose one:
-Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Create an 0/X Plant creature token with defender, where X is
the amount of damage prevented this way.
-Reveal the top five cards of your library and put all land
cards revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped, put the
rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Entwine - Tap three untapped lands you control.
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CardName: Shepherd of the World
Cost: 1gg
Type: Creature - Elf Shaman
Pow/Tgh: 1/3
Rules Text: Level up {1}{G}
Level 1-3: [2/4] {1}, {T}: You may put a land card from your
hand onto the battlefield tapped
Level 4: [3/6] {3}, {T}: Untap all lands you control.
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CardName: Sickly Slime
Cost: 1g
Type: Creature - Ooze
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Rules Text: Infect
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CardName: THICCOSAURUS
Cost: 10ggggg
Type: Creature - Dinosaur
Pow/Tgh: 15/30
Rules Text: Trample, THICCOSAURUS is Female
*Enrage* - Whenever THICCOSAURUS is dealt damage, you may
gain control of a number of creatures less than or equal to
the amount of damage dealt to THICCOSAURUS
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CardName: Terrain Marcher
Cost: 3ggg
Type: Creature - Beast
Pow/Tgh: 6/6
Rules Text: This spell cannot be countered
Landwalk
Flavour Text: Deprecated cousins, amirite?
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CardName: Generosity of the Gods
Cost: 1wwu
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Cards you control with Miracle can be cast for their Miracle
cost if they were the first or second card you drew this
turn.
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CardName: Herald of Prodigies
Cost: wu
Type: Creature - Vedalken
Pow/Tgh: 0/2
Rules Text: Exalted
Whenever a creature you control attacks only, you may draw a
card.
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CardName: Power Outage
Cost: wwuu
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Cumulative Upkeep {w/u}{w/u}
Creatures you don't control become tapped, cannot be
untapped, are pacified and cannot be unpacified.
Surge {1}{w/u}{w/u}
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CardName: Senate's Legislature
Cost: 1wu
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Opponents cannot cast spells until end of turn.
*Addendum* - If you cast this spell during your main phase,
opponents cannot cast spells until the end of your next
turn.
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CardName: Black Hat's Code
Cost: ub
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Choose one:
 - Tap target creature. It does not untap during it's
controller untap step as long Black Hat's Code is in your
graveyard. Put a hack counter on it
 - Target creature cannot block as long as Black Hat's Code
is in your graveyard. Put a hack counter on it.
Cipher
{4}{U}{B}, decode Black Hat's Code: Target player skips
their next turn. You gain control of all creatures with Hack
counters on them. Activate this ability only if Black Hat's
Code has been ciphered this game.
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CardName: Keen Eye
Cost: ub
Type: Creature - Eye
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Rules Text: Flying
{T}: Surveil
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CardName: Level 100 Mafia Boss
Cost: 2ubb
Type: Creature - Human Rebel Fighter
Pow/Tgh: 2/4
Rules Text: Ninjitsu {u}{u}{b}
Return a Rebel you control to it's owners hand: Prevent all
combat damage that would be dealt to Level 100 Mafia Boss
this turn.
Flavour Text: nah man i was just hittin that level 1 crook! i didnt agree
to fight THIS guy!
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CardName: Dogfound
Cost: br
Type: Tribal Instant - Child Demon
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Kicker {b}{r}
*Let's Kick It!* - Dogfound deals 2 damage to target Hound
creature.
*Oops Johnny peer pressured me into killing it, cmon lets go
desecrate it's remains in a last ditch attempt to not lose
our XBox for a week!* - If Dogfound's kicker cost was paid,
destroy that creature instead. When it would die this turn,
exile it instead.
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CardName: Itzy, King-Killer
Cost: 1br
Type: Legendary Creature - Imp Rogue
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Dethrone
Whenever Itzy, King-Killer deals combat damage to the player
with or tied for the most life, he deals X damage to them,
where X is twice Itzy's power.
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CardName: Satirical Jester
Cost: 1br
Type: Creature - Clown Comedian
Pow/Tgh: 3/1
Rules Text: {R}: Satirical Jester deals 1 damage to you
{2}{B/R}: Satirical Jester cannot be blocked this turn
Renown X, where X is the amount of damage you've been dealt
this turn
Flavour Text: "Any king who can take a joke is a king for me"
-Humoro the Cooky
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CardName: Spread the Reveling!
Cost: bbrr
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Creatures you control gain Myriad until end of turn.
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CardName: Territory Hoarder
Cost: 3rg
Type: Creature - Dinosaur
Pow/Tgh: 5/5
Rules Text: Trample
*Domain* - When Territory Hoarder enters the battlefield or
attacks, search your library for a land card and put it onto
the battlefield tapped for each basic land type among lands
you control
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CardName: Calm Farmstead
Cost: wg
Type: Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Fortify - Tap two untapped creatures you control
Fortified land has "{W}, {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}. Activate this
ability only once per turn"
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CardName: Graceful Elf
Cost: 2wg
Type: Creature
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: *Elven Grace* - Bestow {w}{g}
Whenever Graceful Elf or enchanted creature deals combat
damage to a creature, you may draw a card and gain 2 life.
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CardName: Inni Mason, Agreeable Agriculturalist
Cost: 3wg
Type: Legendary Creature - Human Farmer
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: Partner
{2}, Tap another creature you control: You gain 6 life. If
that creature was partnered with Inni Mason, Agreeable
Agriculturalist, you gain 12 life instead.
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CardName: Mahatma Gandhi
Cost: 1wgg
Type: Legendary Creature - Human Cleric
Pow/Tgh: 0/2
Rules Text: Mahatma Gandhi can be your commander
Defender, Mahatma Gandhi gets +0/+2 for each creature you
control.
*Eminence* - As long as Mahatma Gandhi is in the command
zone, you and creatures you control gain Hexproof
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CardName: Neighbourhood Watch
Cost: 1wg
Type: Creature - Elf
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Vigilance
When Neighbourhood Watch enters the battlefield create a 1/1
white and green Human with Vigilance and a 1/1 white and
green Dryad with Vigilance
{2}{u}, {t}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Put
target creature on the bottom of it's owners library, do the
same for each permanent that shares a creature type with
that card.
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CardName: Wall of Critics
Cost: wg
Type: Creature - Wall
Pow/Tgh: 0/3
Rules Text: Defender
Whenever Wall of Critics blocks a creature, you may pay {4}.
When you do, tutor Daphendor the Defensive and put him onto
the battlefield, then shuffle.
Whenever a Planeswalker you control named Daphendor the
Defensive would leave the battlefield, shuffle it into it's
owners library instead.
Flavour Text: A mangled wall of human flesh, bones, and keyboard buttons;
Made as a video essay to Yelp with comments disabled.
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CardName: Warrior of the Wulfpac
Cost: wg
Type: Creature - Wolf Warrior
Pow/Tgh: 3/2
Rules Text: Banding
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CardName: Enslaver Slave
Cost: 1wb
Type: Creature - Imp Prisoner
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Rules Text: *I hate my life, but if i die they own me further* - When
Enslaver Slave enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 2
life.
*They make me do this and I'm sorry* - Extort
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CardName: Old-Fashioned Homeghost
Cost: 2wb
Type: Creature - Spirit
Pow/Tgh: 1/3
Rules Text: Flying, Haunt
When Old-Fashioned Homeghost enters the battlefield or the
creature it haunts dies, you may destroy target creature.
When you do, you gain 4 life.
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CardName: Shrine Broker
Cost: wb
Type: Creature - Human Cleric
Pow/Tgh: 3/2
Rules Text: Tribute 2
When Shrine Broker enters the battlefield, if tribute wasn't
paid, it deals 2 damage to target player and you gain 2
life.
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CardName: Maggotback Loafroach
Cost: 4bg
Type: Creature - Insect
Pow/Tgh: 2/4
Rules Text: Maggotback Loafroach gets +0/+1 for each Insect you control.
If that number is four or more, Maggotback Loafroach has
Double Strike
*Forecast* - {b}{g}, Reveal Maggotback Loafroach from your
hand: Create two 0/1 black and green Insect creature tokens.
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CardName: Revolting Stench
Cost: bg
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Destroy target artifact or creature with converted mana cost
2 or less.
*Revolt* - If a permanent left the battlefield under your
control this turn. destroy target creature or artifact with
converted mana cost X or less instead, where X is the
creature that left's converted mana cost plus two.
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CardName: Withering Twighand
Cost: 1bg
Type: Creature - Treefolk Horror
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: Wither
Withering Twighand cannot be blocked by creatures with -1/-1
counters on them.
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CardName: Improvised Biofuel-Cells
Cost: uugg
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Improvise
Nonartifact creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of
turn.
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CardName: Simic Adaption
Cost: ug
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Put four +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among up to
two target creatures.
Transmute {1}{u}{g}
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CardName: Pulsating Shock
Cost: 1ur
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Pulsating Shock deals 4 damage divided as you choose among
up to three target creatures. Creatures that would die this
way are returned to their owner's hands
Rebound
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CardName: Stereoblast
Cost: ur
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Untap target creature. Stereoblast deals 2 damage to it.
Awaken 2 - {2}{u}{r}
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CardName: Switcharoo
Cost: urr
Type: Creature - Kangaroo Genius
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Jump Boost 4, Jump-Start
{1}, {T}: Switch target creature's power and toughness
{4}, {T}: Exchange control of target creature you control
with another target creature you don't control.
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CardName: Usain Bolt
Cost: 1urr
Type: Legendary Creature - Human Speedster
Pow/Tgh: 3/2
Rules Text: Super Haste, Trample
{T}: Exert Usain Bolt
Whenever Usain Bolt deals combat damage to a player, add
$10000CAD
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CardName: Martial Speedster
Cost: 1wr
Type: Creature - Human Fighter
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Double Strike
Flavour Text: For every punch he tanks, he delivers two blows in return.
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CardName: Mirthful Mentor
Cost: 2wr
Type: Creature - Human Advisor Ally
Pow/Tgh: 6/2
Rules Text: Mentor
Whenever Mirthful Mentor mentors a creature, pair them.
As long as Mirthful Mentor is paired with a creature, you
may tap them both. When you do, they deal X damage to any
target and you gain X life, where X is the number of turns
they've been paired plus two.
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CardName: Obsessive Quipsmith
Cost: 2wr
Type: Creature - Minotaur Artificer
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: Whenever a permanent becomes equipped, you may add {c}{c}.
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CardName: Solar Aetherborn
Cost: 1wr
Type: Creature - Aetherborn Rogue Cleric
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Rules Text: Vanishing 2
*The Sun is High in the Sky* - When Solar Aetherborn enters
the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you
control
*Please, I just want to see a sunset once...* - When Solar
Aetherborn leaves the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to
target player for each creature you control.
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CardName: Byrdraco
Cost: wub
Type: Creature - Bird Dragon
Pow/Tgh: 2/4
Rules Text: Flying
Whenever Byrdraco deals combat damage to a player, untap
each other creature with Flying you control.
Flavour Text: It's song sparks excitement, it's cry sparks aerial assault.
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CardName: Strive for Perfection
Cost: wub
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *Strive* - This spell costs {w}{u}{b} more to cast for each
target beyond the first
Target creature gains any legal ability printed on a card
owned by a player in this game, that is present in this
game.
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CardName: Serial-Killer-In-The-Making
Cost: 1ubbr
Type: Creature - Human Monster Child Evil
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: *Morbid* - When Serial-Killer-In-The-Making enters the
battlefield, if a creature died this turn, transform it.
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CardName: Bane of Society
Cost: 
Type: Creature - Human Monster Evil
Pow/Tgh: 6/4
Rules Text: {1}{b}: Destroy target creature, any player may sacrifice
three creatures to counter this ability.
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CardName: Agbombaloth of the Rotting Heart
Cost: 5brg
Type: Creature - Demon Dragon Giant
Pow/Tgh: 8/8
Rules Text: Trample
Whenever Agbombaloth of the Rotting Heart deals damage,
target player sacrifices those many permanents.
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CardName: Ancient Volcanic God
Cost: 5brg
Type: Legendary Creature - God
Pow/Tgh: 11/7
Rules Text: Goblin, Elf or Imp offering
Trample, Haste, Deathtouch
Whenever Ancient Volcanic God attacks, other attacking
creatures you control get +2/+0
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CardName: Krusty Krab Unfair!
Cost: brg
Type: Legendary Sorcery - Revolution-That-Shook-The-World
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Untap all Plant and/or Rebel creatures you control, they
gain Haste and make attacks. When they do, destroy up to one
target red Legendary Crab creatures with converted mana cost
4 or greater X times, where X is the number of creatures
attacking this way.
Until end of turn, permanents you control have "*Rally* -
Whenever this creature or another Ally enters the
battlefield under your control, you may gain 100 life"
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CardName: Yak-Gno the King
Cost: 1wrg
Type: Creature - Giant Ape
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Rules Text: Rampage 3
Flavour Text: PRAISE THE BEAST PRAISE THE KING PRAISE YAK-GNO
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Rare



CardName: Comprehend Complexity
Cost: wuug
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: {3}: Target spell gains Cascade. Activate this ability only
once per turn.
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CardName: Obsessive Enchanter
Cost: wug
Type: Creature - Moonfolk Wizard
Pow/Tgh: 1/4
Rules Text: Whenever a permanent becomes enchanted, you may draw a card.
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CardName: Tactless Instigator
Cost: wbr
Type: Creature - Human Soldier
Pow/Tgh: 3/2
Rules Text: Attacking creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain First
Strike.
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CardName: Warbat Legion
Cost: wbr
Type: Creature - Bat Soldier
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Flying, Haste
When Warbat Legion enters the battlefield create two copies
of it.
*Battalion* - Whenever Warbat Legion and at least two other
creatures attack, Warbat Legion gets +2/+0 until end of
turn.
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CardName: Double Double
Cost: wwbbggg
Type: Artifact - Food
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: {U}{R}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Double Double, double two target
creatures power and toughness until end of turn: You gain X
life where X is the sum of those two creatures powers and
toughnesses.
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CardName: Succster
Cost: wbg
Type: Creature - Um ok
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Rules Text: Lifelink
Whenever Succster deals combat damage, put two +1/+1
counters on it.
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CardName: Marsh Hobo
Cost: bu/g
Type: Creature - Mutant Hobo
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: *Delirium* - When Marsh Hobo enters the battlefield, if
there are four or more card types among cards in your
graveyard, you may exile a Structure card from a graveyard.
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CardName: Undying Murderous Leech
Cost: ubg
Type: Creature - Leech
Pow/Tgh: 1/3
Rules Text: Dredge, unblockable, hexproof
Whenever Undying Murderous Leech deals combat damage to a
player, they discard their hand. You may return creature
card(s) from any graveyard to the battlefield under your
control, as long as the converted mana cost is less than or
equal to the number of cards discarded this way.
Flavour Text: "It's real crime was murdering variety in this game"
-El Honourable Justice Designé
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Rare



CardName: Fetal Controversy
Cost: wu/gb
Type: Legendary Silly Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *Council's dilemma* - Starting with you, each player votes
for life or choice. Search each opponents library for X Baby
cards and put them into their graveyard, then shuffle the
searched libraries for each time choice was chosen. If life
was chosen, tap all Female creatures, their controllers lose
2 life.
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CardName: Avatarate
Cost: wubrg
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Manifest the top fifteen cards of your library.
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CardName: Victory of Magic
Cost: 5wubrg
Type: Legendary Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Epic
At the beginning of your upkeep, search your library for a
permanent card and put it onto the battlefield. Victory of
Magic deals X damage to number of players and they exile the
top X cards of their library, where X is that card's
converted mana cost. Create those many 1/1 gold Human
creature tokens.
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CardName: Contain Contraband
Cost: 1w/u
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Detain target artifact
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CardName: Flashbang Appearance
Cost: w/u
Type: Instant
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Creature cards in your hand gain Flash until end of turn.
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CardName: Prowling Specter
Cost: 1u/bu/b
Type: Creature - Specter
Pow/Tgh: 1/3
Rules Text: Prowl {1}{u}{b}
Flying
When Prowling Specter enters the battlefield, if it's Prowl
cost was paid, target player discards a card from their
hand.
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CardName: Foaming Bloodhound
Cost: 2b/r
Type: Creature - Hound Fighter
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Bloodthirst 2
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CardName: Vengeful Imp
Cost: 1r/b
Type: Creature - Imp Rogue
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Rules Text: Haste, Flying
*Hellbent* - If you have no cards in hand when Vengeful Imp
enters the battlefield, each player loses 1 life.
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CardName: "THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS"
Cost: w/g
Type: Tribal Sorcery - Yer mum and yer dad
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Populate
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CardName: City-Striding Gardener
Cost: 2w/g
Type: Artifact Creature - Construct
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Rules Text: Ascend
{W}: Flash until end of turn, you may activate this from
your hand.
{1}{g}, {T}: Create a 0/2 green plant creature token with
Defender. If you have the city's blessing, put two +1/+1
counters on that creature.
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CardName: Hamburger Helper
Cost: 3w/g
Type: Legendary Creature - Horror Ally
Pow/Tgh: 0/4
Rules Text: Assist
{2}, {T}: Create a Helpful Hamburger artifact Food token
with "{T}, Sacrifice Hamburger Helper: You gain 3 life then
you gain 3 life"
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CardName: Boss Fight
Cost: 1w/bw/b
Type: Legendary Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Clash
Destroy target creature with converted mana cost 4 or
greater. If you won the clash, when it dies, exile it
instead and you gain 4 life.
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CardName: Faceless Head
Cost: 1w/b
Type: Creature - Skeleton Eye
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Rules Text: Lifelink, Devoid
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CardName: Covered in Shadows
Cost: b/g
Type: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Enchant creature with power 2 or less
Enchanted creature gains Shroud.
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CardName: Gourmet Remains
Cost: 4b/g
Type: Creature - Mutant Zombie
Pow/Tgh: 5/2
Rules Text: Scavenge {3}{b/g}
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CardName: Succumb to the Cycle
Cost: 1b/g
Type: Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Target creature gains Undying until end of turn.
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CardName: Speck on the Flea on the Frog on the Hole on the Bottom of the Sea
Cost: u/g
Type: Creature - Insect Scout
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Rules Text: Hexproof
Flavour Text: "GAHHH! Just let me kill it!"
-Annoyed wizard
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Common



CardName: Nice // Hot
Cost: w // 1r
Type: Sorcery // Instant
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Fuse
You gain 3 life // Fuse
Hot deals 3 damage to target creature
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CardName: Thick Skin // Durable Armor
Cost: 1r // 3w
Type: Enchantment // Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Creatures you control have Absorb 1 as long as they are
attacking // Creatures you control have Absorb 2
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CardName: Zombie Apocalypse // Post-Apocalypse
Cost: 5bbb // 3wuu
Type: Legendary Sorcery // Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: / // /
Rules Text: Create a new player called Virus with base stats.
Destroy all animal creatures. Return them to the battlefield
under Virus's control. // Aftermath
Spells cost {2} more to cast.
Humans have Banding, Outlast {1}{w} and "{2}, {t}: You gain
2 life". They are Farmers and Soldiers in addition to their
other types
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CardName: Archmage's Trinket
Cost: 5
Type: Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Sunburst
{2}, Remove five charge counters from Archmage's Trinket,
sacrifice it, {T}: You may cast multicolored spells from
your hand without paying their mana costs until end of turn
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}: Put five charge counters on Archmage's
Trinket
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CardName: Designer Dress
Cost: 3
Type: Artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Fading 3
Equip {w}{r}{g}
Equipped creature is Unblockable and has "{T}, Remove CAD
$499.99: Gain 7 life"
{U}, {E}{E}: Put a Fade counter on Designer Dress
Flavour Text: "NO! NO! NOT THE BLEAAAACH!"
-Nick Cage
Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling Uncommon



CardName: Mana Crate
Cost: 5
Type: Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *Converge* - When Mana Crate enters the battlefield, choose
one for each color of mana spent to cast it:
 - You gain 7 life
 - You draw two cards
 - Each opponent discards a card
 - Mana Crate deals 1 damage to any number of creatures
 - Untap up to three target lands.
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CardName: Naughty List
Cost: 4
Type: Legendary Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: {b}, {t}: *Imprint* - Exile target Child creature permanent.
Spells with the same name as Children imprinted on Naughty
List this way cannot be cast
{w}, {t}: *Imprint* - Exile target Child permanent.
Creatures with the same name as Children imprinted on
Naughty List this way get +1/+1
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CardName: Overflowing Bookshelf
Cost: 4
Type: Enchantment Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Cumulative Upkeep {1}{u}
At the beginning of your upkeep draw X cards, where X is one
plus the number of age counters on this permanent.
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CardName: Plague Staff
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Equip {4}{B}
Living Weapon
Tap equipped creature: It deals X damage to each creature,
where X is it's base power plus one.
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CardName: Proudly-Worn Talisman
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Equip {2}
Equipped creature has Prowess
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CardName: Thingamajig Adapter
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: {1}{u}, {T}: Target artifact creature Adapts 1
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CardName: Toilet Paper Roll
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: *It's not fair to use more than one square* - {1}: Remove up
to three -0/-1 counters from target creature, activate this
ability only once per turn.
Cycling {1}{w}
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CardName: Unobtanium Armor
Cost: 4
Type: Artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Equip {4}
Equipped creature has protection from everything.
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CardName: Meetingpoint of Hidden Wizards
Cost: 
Type: Legendary Land
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Hideaway
{T}: Add one mana of any color, activate this ability only
if you control two or more Wizards
{2}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its
mana cost if all creatures you control are Wizards.
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