[NONCANON] Mechanic Sampling: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
House Invaders
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
Amplify 1
"Yeah, so uh, listen 'ere m8. We um, we're just gonna you know SQUAT up in your attic, eh? Don't open the hatch though, yea? we're gonna be putting our babies up in there, so thanks"
2/1
Senate's Legislature
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Opponents cannot cast spells until end of turn.
Addendum – If you cast this spell during your main phase, opponents cannot cast spells until the end of your next turn.
Power Outage
{w}{w}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep {w/u}{w/u}
Creatures you don't control become tapped, cannot be untapped, are pacified and cannot be unpacified.
Surge {1}{w/u}{w/u}
Political Supporter
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Sheep
When Political Supporter enters the battlefield, target president gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
{t}: Support 1
1/1
Gobsmackingly Horrifying Shadow
{10}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Cursed Creature – Specter Horror
Shadow
"It looks like a puppy and acts like one too, why is it scary?"
-Impish Riddle
"The scary part is the parasitism of the mechanic"
-Impish Solution
13/13
Admiral Akbar
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Alien Rebel
Lieutenant – As long as you control your commander, whenever a player makes a pop culture reference, you gain 1 life.
Sacrifice Admiral Akbar and a dozen other Alien and/or Human Rebels: Destroy target Trap.
2/2
Trampoline Cloud
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return up to three target creatures to their owners hand(s).
Replicate {1}{u}
Gourmet Remains
{4}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Mutant Zombie
Scavenge {3}{b/g}
5/2
Sickly Slime
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Ooze
Infect
1/2
Battlefield Medic
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric Soldier
{t}: Bolster 2
1/1
Screeching Imp
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Imp
Frenzy 1
"MAKE ME CHARACTERISTIC!!!"
1/1
Thick Skin
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures you control have Absorb 1 as long as they are attacking
Durable Armor
{3}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures you control have Absorb 2
Succster
{w}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Um ok
Lifelink
Whenever Succster deals combat damage, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
4/4
Avatarate
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Manifest the top fifteen cards of your library.
Disloyal Summon
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Probably a minotaur
Phasing
"Yo, [oldwalker], I think you're opponent's totally right here, so can I just go home?"
3/3

House Invaders (uncommon)
Senate's Legislature (uncommon)
Power Outage (uncommon)
Political Supporter (common)
Gobsmackingly Horrifying Shadow (mythic)
Admiral Akbar (uncommon)
Trampoline Cloud (uncommon)
Gourmet Remains (common)
Sickly Slime (common)
Battlefield Medic (common)
Screeching Imp (common)
Thick Skin // Durable Armor (uncommon)
Succster (rare)
Avatarate (uncommon)
Disloyal Summon (common)