CardName: Oliver, the Other Reindeer (All of the Other Reindeer) Cost: 4cc Type: Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Elk Pow/Tgh: 4/5 Rules Text: Trample, Hexproof {T}: Remove all green mana from your mana pool. For each mana removed this way create a 1/1 Eldrazi creature token with Haste Flavour Text: Olive, the Other Reindeer Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Mythic CardName: Pledge of Allegiance Cost: 10 Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Pledge of Allegiance is the Bane of blue Elves and blue Elephants White creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain Vigilance Any number of Black creatures you control may tap themselves. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: Telephone Game!!! Cost: Type: Enchantment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Telephone Game!!! is the Bane of blue Elves and blue Elephants Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Zero Taller Ants Cost: 0 Type: Creature - Insect Giant Pow/Tgh: 0/0 Rules Text: (there's nothing here! Did you RTFC??? I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS OR TAKE IT!!! UUNNAACCEEPPTTAABBLLEE!!!!!! D:<) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: A Nuance Meant Cost: 4ww Type: Legendary Snow Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Fatso holiday promo {0} Equipped Fatso holiday promo gains Flying and {T}: Add {r}{g} {3}{U}, Sacrifice A Nuance Meant: Untap all creatures within a foot of this card Flavour Text: the nuance is he needs his beard to be complete. This was an announcement Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Kids In-Sync (Kitchen Sink) Cost: 1www Type: Basic Enchantment Artifact Creature - Child Workers Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Kids In-Sync (Kitchen Sink) enters the battlefield create five tokens that are copies of it. {T}: Do something. If an opponent likes it, you may draw a card. Otherwise lose the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Lack Toes Cost: www Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is a Flatfootlander as it's only subtype. It has "{e}{e}{e}{e}{e}{T}: Add {W}{W}{U}" Flavour Text: Toes just isn't our way here in Flatfootland Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Legend Dairy Cost: w Type: Legendary Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Legend Dairy: Gain 10 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Mythic CardName: Except a Bowl Cost: 2u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Except a Bowl this spell cannot be countered Each player chooses up to one artifact with Storage 1 with a blue permanent stored on it. Then, those players tap all untapped artifacts they control. Flavour Text: 'This is acceptable' - Maro Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Full Proof Cost: uuuuuuuuuu Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant thing Enchanted thing is blue and cannot have it's colors changed. It gains "{T}: Draw five cards" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: In the Skies Cost: 1uu Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature {w} or {b} Enchanted is one of the following: -If you payed the former attach cost: A creature with Flying, move it vertically one hundred meters -If you payed the latter attach cost: a copy of another target creature with lower converted mana cost Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Mine-Bottling Fact Cost: 3uu Type: Enchantment Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Attach target red and white land to Mine-Bottling Fact, nobody can use it. Mine-Bottling Fact loses all colors until end of turn and becomes transparent. It has Storage 1 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: Taking It For Granite Cost: 1cu Type: Tribal Sorcery - Artificer Worker Evil Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You control target thing you don't control. It's owner creates a red Granite artifact Block token with no abilities Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Come You Nigh: Kay Shuns (Communications) Cost: 1bb Type: Legendary Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a creature token that is a copy of you. Suspend it for half of a turn. Shun target Legendary creature with the first initial K. Flavour Text: Come You Nigh: Kay Shuns Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Mumpsimus Cost: 2b Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature's controller casts a spell from *BoneAppleTea*, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: There's a Bathroom on the Right (There's a Bad Moon on the Rise) Cost: 1bb Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a Structure token with Black creature habitat. It has "Tap an untapped inhabitant, Defecate 1". Move this structure to the right. Flavour Text: Bad Moon Rising Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Bone Smack Teeth Cost: rrr Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Bone Smack Teeth enters the battlefield, untap all Idiots and Foods you control, then tap all Frogs you don't control. Target White Artifact destroys up to two-hundred-fifty-two white artifacts with lower CMCs Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Epileptic Caesar Cost: r Type: Enchantment Artifact - Aura Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature you control At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose, Epileptic Caesar deals 6 damage to enchanted creature. {T}, Sacrifice Epileptic Caesar: You gain 10 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Feel It Naughty Dog Cost: 2rr Type: Legendary Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Feel It Naughty Dog deals 4 damage to any target. If that target is a Dog Evil that attacked this turn, deal 8 damage to it's controller Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: Lie Berry Cost: r Type: Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Lie Berry: Gain 0 life. It was a lie. Transform Lie Berry Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Arch Eyes Cost: Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Genius Wizard {0} Equipped Genius Wizard is a Titan in addition to it's other types and gains "Pay any quantity and quality of mana: Do something" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Once in a Wile Cost: 0 Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flip three coins. If all three land on heads, add {r}{r}{r} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Sand Witches Cost: 2r Type: Creature - Wizard Nomad Pow/Tgh: 3/2 Rules Text: As long as you control a Desert, Sand Witches has Haste Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Stow Ree! Cost: 1r Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Stow Ree!, do your best Neckbeard impression. Destroy target thing with Storage Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Tool Edge It To Quit Cost: 3rr Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: As an additional cost to cast Tool Edge It To Quit, move three Equipments You quit the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Calling Birds (Colly Birds) Cost: g Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Flying {T}: Untap another target Bird Flavour Text: Twelve Days of Christmas Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Canary Bird (Colly Bird) Cost: g Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 0/0.5 Rules Text: Flying When Canary Bird (Colly Bird) enters the battlefield, pick up to three colors. {T}: Add one mana of any of the three colors you chose Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Coloured Birds (Colly Birds) Cost: g Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Flying {T}: Add one mana of any color Flavour Text: Twelve Days of Christmas Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Curly Birds (Colly Birds) Cost: g Type: Creature - Bird Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: Flying {1}{T}: Tap or untap target Land Flavour Text: Twelve Days of Christmas Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Mondegreen Cost: 3g Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each word in the name of the destroyed enchantment Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: The Oregon Null Cost: 6ggg Type: Legendary Land Creature - Eldrazi Pow/Tgh: 9/9 Rules Text: When The Oregon Null enters the battlefield exile everything that wasn't cast by Oregon. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: A Monk Swimming (Amongst Women) Cost: 1wu Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a 2/2 white Monk creature token with Prowess and Swimming Flavour Text: A Monk Swimming Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Noah Fence Cost: 3wwuu Type: Legendary Structure Creature - Human Advisor Pow/Tgh: 0/100 Rules Text: Defender, Hexproof When Noah Fence enters the battlefield, destroy all Evils Creatures cannot move if they would cross Noah Fence Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: Paper View Cost: wu Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature can only be affected or affect white Artifacts that have had tokens created of them or are tokens created of something. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Mind Grain Cost: 2UB Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Destroy target creature. Target player mills three cards. Flavour Text: ironically enough, this is kind of what migraine feel like: being grinded into a thin grain Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Mr. Meaner of Misdemeanors Cost: 5bbrr Type: Legendary Creature - Evil God Pow/Tgh: infinity/infinity Rules Text: HE IS EDGY SO HE WINS Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Mythic CardName: Missile Toe Cost: 2rg Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice the bottom tenth of Missile Toe and then the rest: Deal 4 damage to any target, if that creature has flying, deal 6 damage instead. You may destroy all lands within 3 cm of that creature Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Eggcorn Cost: wg Type: Tribal Sorcery - Egg Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a copy of target enchantment you control, except it's a token in addition to it's other types and it's name is "Sire of Eggcorn" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Wallfulls Cost: wg Type: Artifact - Equipment Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip Wall {e}{e} Equipped Wall has protection from Blue and Red Destroy equippee and Wallfulls: You gain 12 life. Flavour Text: There is an abundant source of nutrience hidden right behind your walls! Just dig into the stuff labelled "Harmful Absestos" and your taste buds will delight! tRy It!1!1!11! Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Mellow Dramatic Cost: wb Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is blue and red Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Mid Evil Cost: wbw Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is an Evil Knight. Round it's toughness up Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Eco Lie Cost: bg Type: Creature - Germ Pow/Tgh: 9/9 Rules Text: Whenever a blue thing is cast, it exiles Eco Lie When Eco Lie enters the battlefield destroy a Land or Human Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Ferret's Elf Cost: bg Type: Creature - Elf Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: Fear {t}: add {b} or {g} Ferret's Elf cannot attack or block Ferrets Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Hippo Crates Cost: 4bg Type: Artifact Creature - Hippo Construct Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Hippo Crates enters the battlefield make five tokens that are copies of it Storage 1 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: A Pita Me Cost: ug Type: Basic Artifact Creature - Food Human Pow/Tgh: */* Rules Text: A Pita Me's power and toughness is equal to your height and weight in feet, rounded down respectively A Pita Me has all evergreen abilities and subtypes you could reasonably have. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Dew-Dilly Gents Cost: 1ug Type: Creature - Plant Human Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Dew-Dilly Gents enters the battlefield create two tokens that are copies of it {W}{T}, Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target female this turn {e}{b} Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Gain 2 life then add {u} or {g} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Hands and a Teaser Cost: gguu Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Hands and a Teaser enters the battlefield ask a trivial question in less than five words. For each player who loses, untap a Worker you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) Cost: 3ur Type: Creature - Elemental Warriors Pow/Tgh: 6/4 Rules Text: Whenever Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) attacks create a Doodle token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: Sea Crits Cost: 1ur Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Deal 2 damage to target Fish. Flip a coin. If you win, deal 4 damage instead. If you lose, sacrifice an Island Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Nickle Teen Cost: wub Type: Artifact Creature - Human Construct Pow/Tgh: 3/4 Rules Text: Whenever Nickle Teen blocks a creature that doesn't have a -1/-1 counter on it, put one on that creature. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Bone Apple Tea Cost: 4wrg Type: Legendary Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Bone Apple Tea enters the battlefield, untap all Idiots and Foods you control, then tap all Frogs you don't control. {W}{T}, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Target creature or artifact gains Indestructible until end of turn {r/g}{r/g}{t}, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Gain 7 life Pay {B}{B}{B}, {U}{u}{u} or {g}{g}{g}, {T}, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Heal all things, no damage can be dealt or taken until end of turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Carry Bean Cost: 1wu/g Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature is a brown Food Pirate with Storage 2 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Port Your Geese Cost: wug Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create a 0/4 Dock land creature token. Then, untap all your swimming Birds without flying. They gain Dockhome and are Portugese in addition to their other race types until end of turn. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: Super Salad Cost: 3rruugg Type: Legendary Artifact - Delectable Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Super Salad enters the battlefield, choose one: -Create a Soup token -Create a Salad Token Pay $199.00 CAD, Sacrifice Super Salad: Gain 100 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Mythic CardName: Modern Ate Her Cost: 10wubrg Type: Running Gag Enchantment Creature - Atog Pow/Tgh: 15/15 Rules Text: Trample, Haste, Vigilance, Double Strike, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible {1}{b}{b}{T}: Destroy target Female creature from Standard or Legacy {1}{w}{w}{T}: Exile target creature that attacked this turn Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: Fan A Man Awl Cost: w/u Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Untap target artifact creature Equipment Human. It destroys Cow in the graveyard and is healed. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Mustard Up Strength // Mustard Up Courage Cost: 1b/ry // 1w/ry Type: Sorcery // Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Target creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. Add {y}{y} // Untap target creature. It gains Haste until end of turn. Add {y}{y} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Cross-Eyed Bear (Cross I'd Bear) Cost: 1u/g Type: Creature - Bear Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Whenever Cross-Eyed Bear (Cross I'd Bear) attacks, flip a coin. If it lands on hands, Cross-Eyed Bear (Cross I'd Bear) deals 2 damage to you Flavour Text: Keep Thou my Way Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Asses Saw Sage Cost: u/ree Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose one: -Untap target Legendary Cleric with Cook then tap it to untap a food -Untap two or more target Donkeys, then cut target Mystic into X pieces over the course of X turns. Destroy that creature and add {B}{R}{R} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Mythic CardName: On This Count Cost: u/r Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Artifact All money affecting or affected by enchanted Artifact is divided by it's the number of cards in it's controllers hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Brain // Bronze Cost: uw/r // 2 Type: Artifact Equipment - Food // Artifact Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Equip Human {7 billion years of cosmic progress} Equipped Human gains "{T}: Scry 1" // {e}, Sacrifice Bronze: Add {r}{g} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Doctor Jackal // Mister Hide Cost: urr // 1 Type: Legendary Creature - Jackal // Legendary Artifact Creature - Equipment Pow/Tgh: 1/1 // / Rules Text: Instant and sorcery spells you control are Tribal Jackals in addition to their other types and subtypes. // Equip {1} Equip Scout {0} Equipped creature has Shroud Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Rare CardName: Fed the Chimney // All Afraid Hoe Cost: wwg // 1bb Type: Sorcery // Artifact Pow/Tgh: / // / Rules Text: Target piece of a Structure card with toughness is healed // All things have Fear. {e}{T}: Add {g}{g} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Tax of Asian // Youth in Asia Cost: yu // yg/r Type: Enchantment - Aura // Creature - Human Child Pow/Tgh: / // 1/1 Rules Text: Enchant creature with money on it The money on enchanted creature cannot be moved. The creature gains Flying and Shroud (except for this aura) // {T}: Do something a stereotypical 17 year old Asian would do Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Ice Sickle Cost: 2 Type: Artifact - Equipment Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Equip creature {s} Equipped creature is a Worker in addition to it's other types. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Master Peace Cost: 4 Type: Legendary Tribal Artifact - Lord Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Master Peace has the Kaladesh Masterpiece frame Creatures cannot attack or block and get +1/+1. {T}, Sacrifice Master Peace: You get three currency of any type (ex. hundred dollar-bills, dogecoin, offbrand monopoly products) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Mythic CardName: Multi Pliers, the YouTubeCutter Cost: 6cc Type: Legendary Artifact Creature - YouTuber Human Construct Gamer Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Play a subgame of Magic, if you win, choose one: -Destroy target artifact with converted mana cost 4 or less -Return target artifact from your graveyard to your hand Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Mythic CardName: Petal Stool Cost: 4 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: You may place up to one Artifact on top of Petal Stool. When you do you get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep gain 1 life and add {w}" If the artifact is also a Plant, you gain 2 life instead and add {w}{g} instead too Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Sad Tyre Cost: 1 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}: Add {u} Whenever Sad Tyre is tapped to Crew a Vehicle, ignore the other costs. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Vowel of Science Cost: 1 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When Vowel of Science enters the battlefield your opponents cannot cast spells this turn {u}: Scry 1 Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Common CardName: Hole: Hard, Deadly Cost: Type: Basic Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Hole: Hard, Deadly is the bane of all other Lands within 2.5 cm Indestructible {1}{T}: Add {c} or {b} then ping any target Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Uncommon CardName: Salad Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Salad: Add {g} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Token CardName: Soup Cost: Type: Token Artifact - Food Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Sacrifice Soup: Add {u} Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Token CardName: Doodle Cost: Type: Token Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Flip a coin, sacrifice Doodle: If heads, draw a card, if tails, gain 3 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [WORDS] BoneAppleTea Token