CardName: Namefail
Cost: 1rr
Type: Enchantment - Aura Curse
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Enchant player
Choose a name
Enchanted player's name is the chosen name instead
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] Starrbux Common



CardName: Basic Bro
Cost: g
Type: Basic Creature - Human Idiot Internetian
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Basic Bro is Male
Flavour Text: Q: What is a Basic Bro?
A: A dude who gravitates towards such things as Axe Body
Spray, Fantasy Football and Man Caves
Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] Starrbux Basic



CardName: Basic Broette
Cost: g
Type: Basic Creature - Human Idiot Internetian
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Rules Text: Basic Broette is Female
Flavour Text: Q: What is a Basic Broette
A: A white chick who, while drinking her pumpkin spice
latte, is simultaneously using her white IPhone X, which is
already cracked and covered in an obnoxious case, even
though she got it just a few weeks ago, to text her friends
who are across the table from her about the latest Pretty
Little Liars episode which starred her Holywood Boyfriend
who she thinks she actually has a chance with, as well as
using Instagram to like her own selfie which she filtered
with a flower crown
Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] Starrbux None



CardName: Basicness
Cost: 1gg
Type: Basic Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: All permanents gain the Basic supertype
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] Starrbux Basic



CardName: Starred Buck
Cost: 2wg
Type: Creature - Antelope
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Rules Text: Trample, Vigilance
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] Starrbux Rare



CardName: Coffee
Cost: 1b
Type: Artifact - Food
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: {w}: Put a Milk counter on Coffee
­{1}{t}, Remove X Milk counters from Coffee (X cannot be 0):
You gain twice X life
{2}{T}, Sacrifice Coffee: Gain 4 life, then you may untap a
creature you control
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] Starrbux Common



CardName: Controversy Cup
Cost: 2
Type: Artifact - Food
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: When Controversy Cup enters the battlefield, put target
Leftist creature into it's library, third from the top
{T}, Sacrifice Controversy Cup: Gain 3 life
Flavour Text: 
Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] Starrbux Uncommon