CardName: Diseased Cow Cost: 2w Type: Creature - Cow Horror Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Other Cows and Horrors get -1/-1 {t}: Filthify 3 (Put three -1/-1 counters on target creature) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Coldwater Guppie Cost: us Type: Creature - Fish Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: {T}: Tap a creature, it doesn't untap for the remainder of the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Cute Guppie Cost: u Type: Creature - Fish Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Attractive (Cute Guppie can only be blocked by white or blue creatures) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Guppie Farm Cost: 4uu Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Create six 1/1 blue Guppie creature tokens with Attractive Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Nuggy Fan Cost: 2u Type: Creature - Human Genius Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: When Nuggy Fan enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each Chicken you control As long as Nuggy Fan has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it can't be blocked Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Bad Boy Cost: b Type: Creature - Child Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Lachanophobic Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Chewed Gum Sandwich Cost: 2 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {b}{b}{t}: Filthify 2 (Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Dark Lord of the Guppies Cost: 10bbb Type: Legendary Creature - Fish Lord Pow/Tgh: 13/13 Rules Text: When Dark Lord of the Guppies enters the battlefield destroy all creatures that aren't Fish Fish you control get +3/+3 and gain Attractive Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Mythic CardName: Fugboi Cost: 2b Type: Creature - Child Horror Pow/Tgh: 2/3 Rules Text: Unattractive (Whenever Fugboi attacks, put a -1/-1 counter on target blocking creature defending player controls) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Narcissistic Kid Cost: b Type: Creature - Human Child Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: Complain 2 (Tap two other untapped creatures you control: Narcissistic Kid deals damage equal to it's power to each of up to two targets) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Sludgeburger Cost: 1 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: At the beginning of Sludgeburger's controllers upkeep, it deals 1 damage to each creature that player control {1}: Another target player gains control of Sludgeburger Flavour Text: Molten Sludgeburger, pass the curse on, pass the curse on! Molten Sludgeburger, pass the curse on, pass curse on! You are doomed! Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord Cost: 7bbb Type: Legendary Creature - God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power Pow/Tgh: 10/10 Rules Text: One-Off (Only one of The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match) When The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord enters the battlefield, destroy each other permanent, then return them to the battlefield under your control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Mythic CardName: Over-Appeased Kid Cost: rrr Type: Creature - Human Child Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Complain 3 (Tap three other untapped creatures you control: Over-Appeased Kid deals damage equal to it's power to each of up to three targets) Whenever Over-Appeased Kid's complaints resolve, it deals 3 damage to an opponent for each non-digesting Happy-Meal you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Dill Dough Cost: g Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {T}, Sacrifice Dill Dough: Create a Big-Mac creature token. If you control a creature named Rotting Pickles McGee, create an additional Big-Mac creature token Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Rotting Pickles McGee Cost: 4gg Type: Legendary Creature - Garbagemonster Pow/Tgh: 6/6 Rules Text: Trample, Deathtouch, Stalking {t}: You gain 3 life for each nonpickle Big-Mac you control Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Mythic CardName: Twelve Meal Cost: 10gg Type: Instant Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Put twelve 1/1 Chicken McNugget creature tokens onto the battlefield tapped Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Lil Precious Cost: 6rb Type: Legendary Creature - Child Demon Pow/Tgh: 0/1 Rules Text: When Lil Precious enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, add {8} {1}: Create two Happy-Meal creature tokens Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Mythic CardName: Ronald McDonald Cost: 2br Type: Legendary Creature - Clown Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: When Ronald McDonald enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, create four nonbacon Big-Macs creature tokens tapped and digesting Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Mythic CardName: Chicken Pox Cost: bg Type: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Enchant Child Enchanted Child gets -2/-2 and gains "{T}: Filthify 2 (Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature)" Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Danino Cost: 1 Type: Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {w/u}{t}, Sacrifice Danino: Tap target Child Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: Meme Man Sauce Cost: 1 Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: {U}{R}{B}{T}, Sacrifice Meme Man Sauce: You gain life equal to the combined power, toughness and CMCs of Child creatures on the battlefield Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Common CardName: The Golden Arches Cost: 100 Type: Legendary Artifact Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: When The Golden Arches enters the battlefield you win the game Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Mythic CardName: Playplace Cost: Type: Legendary Land Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Whenever a Child enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 Happy-Meal creature tokens tapped and digesting {t}: Add one mana of any color Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Mythic CardName: Chicken McNugget Cost: Type: Token Creature - Chicken Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Token CardName: Big Mac Cost: Type: Token Creature - Big-Mac Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Digesting (Each other turn, Big Mac becomes Digesting. While Big Mac is Digesting it does not count as in play) Big Mac enters the battlefield with four Pickle and four Bacon counters on it. Each turn you may remove up to one Pickle or Bacon counter from it to gain 1 life. When Big Mac has no Pickle or Bacon counters on it, sacrifice it Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Token CardName: Happy Meal Cost: Type: Token Creature - Happy-Meal Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: Digesting (Each other turn, Happy Meal becomes Digesting. While Happy Meal is Digesting it does not count as in play) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [EMCEDES] McDilldens Token