[EMCEDES] McDilldens: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Playplace
 
 M 
Legendary Land
Whenever a Child enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 Happy-Meal creature tokens tapped and digesting
{t}: Add one mana of any color
Rotting Pickles McGee
{4}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Garbagemonster
Trample, Deathtouch, Stalking
{t}: You gain 3 life for each nonpickle Big-Mac you control
6/6
Bad Boy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child
Lachanophobic
2/1
Dark Lord of the Guppies
{10}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Fish Lord
When Dark Lord of the Guppies enters the battlefield destroy all creatures that aren't Fish
Fish you control get +3/+3 and gain Attractive
13/13
Chicken Pox
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child gets -2/-2 and gains "{t}: Filthify 2 (Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature)"
Guppie Farm
{4}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create six 1/1 blue Guppie creature tokens with Attractive
The Golden Arches
{100}
 
 M 
Legendary Artifact
When The Golden Arches enters the battlefield you win the game
Fugboi
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Horror
Unattractive (Whenever Fugboi attacks, put a -1/-1 counter on target blocking creature defending player controls)
2/3
Ronald McDonald
{2}{b}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Clown
When Ronald McDonald enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, create four nonbacon Big-Macs creature tokens tapped and digesting
4/4
Lil Precious
{6}{r}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Child Demon
When Lil Precious enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, add {8}
{1}: Create two Happy-Meal creature tokens
0/1
Twelve Meal
{10}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twelve 1/1 Chicken McNugget creature tokens onto the battlefield tapped
Coldwater Guppie
{u}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
{t}: Tap a creature, it doesn't untap for the remainder of the game
2/2
The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord
{7}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power
One-Off (Only one of The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
When The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord enters the battlefield, destroy each other permanent, then return them to the battlefield under your control
10/10
Narcissistic Kid
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Complain 2 (Tap two other untapped creatures you control: Narcissistic Kid deals damage equal to it's power to each of up to two targets)
2/1
Over-Appeased Kid
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Complain 3 (Tap three other untapped creatures you control: Over-Appeased Kid deals damage equal to it's power to each of up to three targets)
Whenever Over-Appeased Kid's complaints resolve, it deals 3 damage to an opponent for each non-digesting Happy-Meal you control
3/3
Big Mac
 T 
Token Creature – Big-Mac
Digesting (Each other turn, Big Mac becomes Digesting. While Big Mac is Digesting it does not count as in play)
Big Mac enters the battlefield with four Pickle and four Bacon counters on it. Each turn you may remove up to one Pickle or Bacon counter from it to gain 1 life. When Big Mac has no Pickle or Bacon counters on it, sacrifice it

Playplace (mythic)
Rotting Pickles McGee (mythic)
Bad Boy (common)
Dark Lord of the Guppies (mythic)
Chicken Pox (common)
Guppie Farm (common)
The Golden Arches (mythic)
Fugboi (common)
Ronald McDonald (mythic)
Lil Precious (mythic)
Twelve Meal (common)
Coldwater Guppie (common)
The One-and-Only Corporate Overlord (mythic)
Narcissistic Kid (common)
Over-Appeased Kid (common)
Big Mac (token)