UnReserved: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Land
{t}, Pay 1 life: Search your library for a card that is a island and nothing but a island (or land) and put that card onto the battlefield.
A small mountain lake, with too much water in it.
 R 
Sorcery
Choose target person outside your current game. Describe to them a card in your library without using any of the words (nor conjugations of words) printed on the card. That person chooses a card they believe you are describing and puts it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Enchantment
Whenever mana would empty from a players mana pool, Back in my day! deals 1 damage to that player for each mana emptied this way.
{0}
 
 R 
Artifact
The first spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
When equipped creature deals damage to a player, create a 1/1 white bird creature token with flying.

Equip {2}
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature if it's art features a sexualized woman in it.
 R 
World Enchantment
When F The Rules enters the battlefield exile target judge until F The Rules leaves the battlefield.

You are the judge for your current event.
 U 
Artifact Land
{t}: Add {c} to your mana pool

{x} {4} {t}: Scalding Barn deals X damage to target creature or player
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one;
- Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game
- Each player gains 1 life, then each player with exactly 13 life loses the game
- Each player loses 1 life, then each player with exactly 13 life loses the game
 U 
Artifact Creature
When Jovial Simulacrum enters the battlefield, destroy target land.

When Jovial Simulacrum dies, target player discards a card.
 M 
Enchantment
When I Like To Play By Myself enters the battlefield, end the turn.
Skip your draw step
Skip your untap step
At the beginning of each end step, take an extra turn after this one, if you don't, sacrifice I Like To Play By Myself.
Instant
Counter target spell if the text on the card doesn't make sense after you remove all the vowels.
 R 
Creature – Cat Warrior
As long as you control 2 or more plains, Wilder Nacatl gets +2/+2

As long as you control 2 or more mountains, Wilder Nacatl gets +2/+2
2/2
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Throw for the Goat, sacrifice a creature.
Throw for the Goat does X damage to any target. When that target dies this turn, create X 0/1 goat creature tokens.
 C 
Sorcery
Starting with you and proceeding in turn order, gain control of a random player for the rest of the game. If that player is already under control of another player, gain control of another player at random.

Flooded Tarn (none)
Demonic Tutorial (rare)
Back in my day! (none)
Mox-Mox (rare)
Caw Blade (common)
THOTseize (common)
F The Rules (rare)
Scalding Barn (uncommon)
Triskadekaphelia (none)
Jovial Simulacrum (uncommon)
I Like To Play By Myself (mythic)
Cntrspll (none)
Wilder Nacatl (rare)
Throw for the Goat (none)
CHANGE PLACES (common)