UnReserved: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
When equipped creature deals damage to a player, create a 1/1 white bird creature token with flying.

Equip {2}
Land
{t}, Pay 1 life: Search your library for a card that is a plains and nothing but a plains (or land) and put that card onto the battlefield.
A windy beach.
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature if it's art features a sexualized woman in it.
{0}
 
 R 
Artifact
The first spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast
 R 
Artifact
As an additional cost to cast Howling Bell, pay {x} * {x}.
Obscure (This permanent cannot be the target of spells or abilities you control)
Howling Bell enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it.
{t}: Draw cards equal to the amount of charge counters on Howling Bell
 R 
Sorcery
Choose target person outside your current game. Describe to them a card in your library without using any of the words (nor conjugations of words) printed on the card. That person chooses a card they believe you are describing and puts it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Enchantment
Whenever mana would empty from a players mana pool, Back in my day! deals 1 damage to that player for each mana emptied this way.
 R 
Creature – Cat Warrior
As long as you control 2 or more plains, Wilder Nacatl gets +2/+2

As long as you control 2 or more mountains, Wilder Nacatl gets +2/+2
2/2
 U 
Artifact Land
{t}: Add {c} to your mana pool

{x} {4} {t}: Scalding Barn deals X damage to target creature or player
Artifact Creature – Construct Artificer
{x},{t},Sacrifice an artifact: Destroy each non-land permanent with converted mana cost equal to X
2/2
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equipped creature has skulk. When equipped creature dies, you may draw 2 cards.

Equip {2}
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Path Back From Exile, shuffle a land you control into your library

Put target creature card you own from exile onto the battlefield
"Turns out the path just loops back around!"
Land
{t}, Pay 1 life: Search your library for a card that is a island and nothing but a island (or land) and put that card onto the battlefield.
A small mountain lake, with too much water in it.
 R 
Enchantment – Saga
1 – Exile target non-land permanent and opponent controls and target non-land permanent you control.
2 – Take the two exiled cards and show them to another person outside the game. Ask them which is a better card 'in a vacuum'. They choose one they think is better
3 – Return the chosen card under your control
Creature – Human Wizard
Flash

When Snackcaster Mage enters the battlefield, create a snack token from target kitchen. It's power and toughness are equal to it's deliciousness.
1/1

Caw Blade (common)
Windswept Strand (none)
THOTseize (common)
Mox-Mox (rare)
Howling Bell (rare)
Demonic Tutorial (rare)
Back in my day! (none)
Wilder Nacatl (rare)
Scalding Barn (uncommon)
Explosive Engineers (none)
Skulk-Lamp (uncommon)
Path Back From Exile (none)
Flooded Tarn (none)
Elpseth Hits The Griddy (rare)
Snackcaster Mage (none)