CardName: Jô, the enemy of child support
Cost: {1}{B}{W}
Type: Legendary Creature - Human Striker
Pow/Tgh: 4/1
Rules Text: Vigilance, Haste

The Eighth Heir: Whenever Jô enters the battlefield or
attacks, create a 1/1 token named Dependent Child with “This
creature can’t block”

Court Order: Whenever an opponent casts a spell or ability
that targets Jô, you may pay ${X}$, where $X$ is the total
number of Dependent Child tokens you control. If you don't,
Jô phases out and is placed into Detention until you pay the
debt during your next main phase.
Flavour Text: "He can find the back of the net, but he can never find the
jurisdiction of a family court."
Set/Rarity: brazilzilzil Uncommon